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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90060 on: May 16, 2019, 01:53:31 AM »
He's stroking his sense of personal significance again and if he doesn't stop it it's going to effect his speech.
Could you possibly be his, uh, counselor?

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« Reply #90061 on: May 16, 2019, 02:08:56 AM »
Will you ever forgive George Noory?
It's amazing how much easier it is to forgive someone after you rip them up.  Oh, well, the worst thing he's done is generally prefer horsey, whiny brunettes who spend all day being groomed with tons of make-up.  I think I can forgive that.

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« Reply #90062 on: May 16, 2019, 02:56:05 AM »
George and his latest horsey brunette!


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« Reply #90063 on: May 16, 2019, 03:08:31 AM »
Mr. Noory Goes to Washington

Supreme Court Building

Arguments are being heard in the landmark Noory vs General Mills dba Totinos Pizza Rolls case. The case had been thrown out of 6 lower trial and courts of appeal but the Supreme Court of the United States agreed to hear it for shits and giggles. Mr. George Norry is representing himself as every lawyer he's hired has washed their hands of his case.

George Noory: Gosh Your Holiness due to the .....

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry we don't address justices as Your Holiness

George Noory: Oh I'm sorry I thought I heard it in an old Jimmy Stewart movie.

Justice Roberts: Your Honor will suffice. Now carry on.

George Noory: Your Excellency due to the gross negligence of Totinos Pizza Rolls I almost died and lost 2 days of work. There are millions of older folks with bad eyesight who enjoy microwavable pizza rolls and the warning notice is just too darn small. And there are little children too. These are tragedies waiting to happeen and Totinos just doesn't care. I wrote to them to complain hoping they would send me a free case of pizza rolls but all I received was a form letter and some discount coupons for Count Chocula breakfast cereal ......

Justice Roberts: So you filed this lawsuit for $5 million in damages because General Mills didn't send you a case of pizza rolls.

George Noory: Yes. And so other people don't get hurt like me and almost die.

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry do you have evidence that you 'almost died'?

George Noory: Yes your majesty I do. Here's an affidavit.

Justice Roberts (perusing affidavit): Mr. Norry who is Tommy? Was he the attending ER physician?

George Noory: No Tommy's my producer. He witnessed my swollen flapper thing in my throat.

Justice Roberts: Alright I think this court has heard enough. Thank you Mr. Norry.




George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90064 on: May 16, 2019, 03:49:58 AM »
This sounds like it was a thrilling show.  So sad that I missed it all.

#SoSad

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90065 on: May 16, 2019, 03:55:34 AM »
TidePods Dave!

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90066 on: May 16, 2019, 03:59:50 AM »
At least Coast doesn't play that horrible Crystal Gayle song for the outro.


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90068 on: May 16, 2019, 08:50:08 AM »
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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90069 on: May 16, 2019, 11:39:41 AM »

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« Reply #90070 on: May 16, 2019, 03:09:00 PM »
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« Reply #90071 on: May 16, 2019, 03:31:06 PM »
Spotted with George Noory in Ohio last weekend!  Of course, it was "water for my guest".

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« Reply #90072 on: May 16, 2019, 03:45:45 PM »
The details in that video, along with Norry's narration of the life-changing story, are a true work of art.
Yes, indeed.  Love the Hoagie pics and Jorch in bed, with his teddy bear.   ;D

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90073 on: May 16, 2019, 03:49:14 PM »
Ah, no. Not at all, Brig. Thank you, IO. A delight to be reacquainted with this. Perfectly put together: the animated cartoon style precisely complimenting the cartoon buffoonery of Joorch’s bizarre re-telling of his encounter with ‘scorching pizza stuff’. And all because he’s too fucking dumb to read the instructions which you know will advise to ‘let stand’ before eating.
You're welcome.  It's a beautiful thing.  Always good for some laughs.  Perfect cartoon of Jorch 's buffoonery.

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« Reply #90074 on: May 16, 2019, 03:51:45 PM »
I always heard he was a horse's ass.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90075 on: May 16, 2019, 03:53:12 PM »
Spotted with George Noory in Ohio last weekend!  Of course, it was "water for my guest".

Hay!  And sugar cubes were hand fed as she sat in the lap.  I here is a gelding.

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« Reply #90076 on: May 16, 2019, 05:17:57 PM »
Mr. Noory Goes to Washington

Supreme Court Building

Arguments are being heard in the landmark Noory vs General Mills dba Totinos Pizza Rolls case. The case had been thrown out of 6 lower trial and courts of appeal but the Supreme Court of the United States agreed to hear it for shits and giggles. Mr. George Norry is representing himself as every lawyer he's hired has washed their hands of his case.

George Noory: Gosh Your Holiness due to the .....

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry we don't address justices as Your Holiness

George Noory: Oh I'm sorry I thought I heard it in an old Jimmy Stewart movie.

Justice Roberts: Your Honor will suffice. Now carry on.

George Noory: Your Excellency due to the gross negligence of Totinos Pizza Rolls I almost died and lost 2 days of work. There are millions of older folks with bad eyesight who enjoy microwavable pizza rolls and the warning notice is just too darn small. And there are little children too. These are tragedies waiting to happeen and Totinos just doesn't care. I wrote to them to complain hoping they would send me a free case of pizza rolls but all I received was a form letter and some discount coupons for Count Chocula breakfast cereal ......

Justice Roberts: So you filed this lawsuit for $5 million in damages because General Mills didn't send you a case of pizza rolls.

George Noory: Yes. And so other people don't get hurt like me and almost die.

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry do you have evidence that you 'almost died'?

George Noory: Yes your majesty I do. Here's an affidavit.

Justice Roberts (perusing affidavit): Mr. Norry who is Tommy? Was he the attending ER physician?

George Noory: No Tommy's my producer. He witnessed my swollen flapper thing in my throat.

Justice Roberts: Alright I think this court has heard enough. Thank you Mr. Norry.
Nice! ;D probably the most entertaining thing Noory has ever done was his attempted death by pizza roll.

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« Reply #90077 on: May 16, 2019, 05:40:46 PM »
Nice! ;D probably the most entertaining thing Noory has ever done was his attempted death by pizza roll.
You forget about the time when a highly organized international criminal syndicate cartel tried to kidnap him in Mexico!  And "mean babies" and other great musings and thoughts.... 


I think it wasn't the welshed bet but the last part, where RCH calls Norry out on getting the question wrong....

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« Reply #90078 on: May 16, 2019, 06:20:09 PM »
You forget about the time when a highly organized international criminal syndicate cartel tried to kidnap him in Mexico!  And "mean babies" and other great musings and thoughts.... 


I think it wasn't the welshed bet but the last part, where RCH calls Norry out on getting the question wrong....
Moi? I did not forget. Pizza rolls uber alles!


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« Reply #90079 on: May 16, 2019, 09:50:04 PM »
Could you possibly be his, uh, counselor?

I am prevented by a code of ethics from divulging that information.  Let's just say it's his fourth time through our 28 day program. 

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90080 on: May 17, 2019, 12:09:31 AM »
George Noory Sucks from pole to freezing pole, live NOW!

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90081 on: May 17, 2019, 01:33:01 AM »
I am prevented by a code of ethics from divulging that information.  Let's just say it's his fourth time through our 28 day program.
That being said, would you elaborate just generally on potential connection between inflating one's self-importance and speech disorders?

Mr. Noory Goes to Washington

Supreme Court Building

Arguments are being heard in the landmark Noory vs General Mills dba Totinos Pizza Rolls case. The case had been thrown out of 6 lower trial and courts of appeal but the Supreme Court of the United States agreed to hear it for shits and giggles. Mr. George Norry is representing himself as every lawyer he's hired has washed their hands of his case.

George Noory: Gosh Your Holiness due to the .....

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry we don't address justices as Your Holiness

George Noory: Oh I'm sorry I thought I heard it in an old Jimmy Stewart movie.

Justice Roberts: Your Honor will suffice. Now carry on.

George Noory: Your Excellency due to the gross negligence of Totinos Pizza Rolls I almost died and lost 2 days of work. There are millions of older folks with bad eyesight who enjoy microwavable pizza rolls and the warning notice is just too darn small. And there are little children too. These are tragedies waiting to happeen and Totinos just doesn't care. I wrote to them to complain hoping they would send me a free case of pizza rolls but all I received was a form letter and some discount coupons for Count Chocula breakfast cereal ......

Justice Roberts: So you filed this lawsuit for $5 million in damages because General Mills didn't send you a case of pizza rolls.

George Noory: Yes. And so other people don't get hurt like me and almost die.

Justice Roberts: Mr. Norry do you have evidence that you 'almost died'?

George Noory: Yes your majesty I do. Here's an affidavit.

Justice Roberts (perusing affidavit): Mr. Norry who is Tommy? Was he the attending ER physician?

George Noory: No Tommy's my producer. He witnessed my swollen flapper thing in my throat.

Justice Roberts: Alright I think this court has heard enough. Thank you Mr. Norry.
Lol


Those videos are timeless!


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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90082 on: May 17, 2019, 01:41:23 AM »
Quote
potential connection between inflating one's self-importance and speech disorders

damon

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« Reply #90083 on: May 17, 2019, 07:42:44 AM »

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90084 on: May 17, 2019, 09:39:08 AM »
damon

has anyone seen the damon demon?

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« Reply #90085 on: May 17, 2019, 09:59:28 AM »
has anyone seen the damon demon?
damn demon posts regularly :o still....

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« Reply #90086 on: May 17, 2019, 10:04:59 AM »
damn demon posts regularly :o still....

not around these parts.

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« Reply #90087 on: May 17, 2019, 10:09:40 AM »
not around these parts.
I didn't think he posted here anymore?
Hah, The Richard Groyper investigates helped that out.
You had me laughing so hard when you did the Senda banning you.

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« Reply #90088 on: May 17, 2019, 10:12:20 AM »
I didn't think he posted here anymore?
Hah, The Richard Groyper investigates helped that out.
You had me laughing so hard when you did the Senda banning you.

ikr? i was loyal to him. i believe ive been treated very unfairly. sad.

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« Reply #90089 on: May 17, 2019, 10:32:03 AM »
ikr? i was loyal to him. i believe ive been treated very unfairly. sad.
THAT SENDAMONSTER didn't even know why he banned you. When they asked.