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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #86340 on: April 11, 2018, 10:37:55 PM »
GNS

The only real question is how bad he will screw up tonightís interview with Cohen (ex SecDef under Clinton )

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« Reply #86341 on: April 12, 2018, 01:11:10 AM »
GN 04/10/2018 11:05PM: "The former Defense Secretary (where is my teleprompter)... of The United States!"

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« Reply #86342 on: April 12, 2018, 01:11:37 AM »

I sure hope Cornelius can get through with a call while the former Secretary of Defense is on.  :o

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« Reply #86343 on: April 12, 2018, 01:37:29 AM »
I suppose Don't Fear the Reaper is supposed to be a comforting song, but all i hear over and over is Reaper...

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« Reply #86344 on: April 12, 2018, 01:38:32 AM »
lolol Jorch. He has to tell the Secretary of Defense about his glorious military career. 'William I served in the Navy for 9 years. I was a public information officer. I never saw any action. I retired in '91  just before my unit was called up for Desert Storm with Schwartzkopf. Quite an experience.'  Silence on the other end.

My, that is quite an experience Jorch. Maybe you should get together with your co-authors and write a thriller novel about that experience. Jorch battles a paper jam in the fax machine, Jorch sharpening pencils, Jorch disappointed that the commissary is out of turkey sandwiches, big climax is Jorch packing up his shit as the base is abuzz with the news about being deployed to the Middle East, a few of the guys surprise Jorch in his office with a cupcake with a candle in it to celebrate his retirement, Jorch looks around his office, out the window, memories of 9 years pushing paper overcome him, he wipes a tear away 'Gentlemen, it has been my honor to serve this country.'

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« Reply #86345 on: April 12, 2018, 09:43:45 AM »
Guest just happened to have the same publisher and editor as Jorch. There are no coinshidences

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« Reply #86346 on: April 12, 2018, 10:16:32 AM »
lolol Jorch. He has to tell the Secretary of Defense about his glorious military career. 'William I served in the Navy for 9 years. I was a public information officer. I never saw any action. I retired in '91  just before my unit was called up for Desert Storm with Schwartzkopf. Quite an experience.'  Silence on the other end.

My, that is quite an experience Jorch. Maybe you should get together with your co-authors and write a thriller novel about that experience. Jorch battles a paper jam in the fax machine, Jorch sharpening pencils, Jorch disappointed that the commissary is out of turkey sandwiches, big climax is Jorch packing up his shit as the base is abuzz with the news about being deployed to the Middle East, a few of the guys surprise Jorch in his office with a cupcake with a candle in it to celebrate his retirement, Jorch looks around his office, out the window, memories of 9 years pushing paper overcome him, he wipes a tear away 'Gentlemen, it has been my honor to serve this country.'
Ha!  Someone should make a photoshop of Jorch in uniform, saluting himself.

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« Reply #86347 on: April 12, 2018, 10:46:30 AM »
Ha!  Someone should make a photoshop of Jorch in uniform, saluting himself.

LOL!  Or him carrying Linda Moulton Howe like a scene from 'An Officer and a Gentleman.'  :D


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« Reply #86348 on: April 12, 2018, 10:51:22 AM »
LOL!  Or him carrying Linda Moulton Howe like a scene from 'An Officer and a Gentleman.'  :D


"A Public Info Officer and a Schmuck."  ;D

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« Reply #86349 on: April 12, 2018, 10:59:25 AM »
"A Public Info Officer and a Schmuck."  ;D

LOL!  Could be Oscar worthy.  Noory could put it up with all of his other awards.  ;D

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« Reply #86350 on: April 12, 2018, 05:59:18 PM »
Ha!  Yes, "Georgie."  I can see it now.  ;D


U are aware that " Georgie Boy" was the last reporter to interview Jimmy Hoffa .

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« Reply #86351 on: April 12, 2018, 06:31:17 PM »
The discussion of politics during the asteroids show with  former SecDef Cohen was interesting. Simply because the guest had real experience and directly disagreed with the political and scientific views of many of Norry's chosen news sources and guests. But Norry wouldn't disagree, even on things like "global warming,"  "of course," and "of course, 'they don't do politics.'"

And then we got another guest who is going to write about science using fiction because as Norry points out "there you have to have footnotes and all that stuff." (Paraphrased because I don't recall how exactly he said it.) But this seems to be a common theme for C2C guests, non-fiction is "too much trouble" you have to deal with research, citations, peer-review, sources, etc with that hassle of non-fiction. The second guest also got dangerously close when he started talking about S-E-X, even interracial sex (quickly editted to 'relationships') and said, with a chuckle, transsexuals on Netflix.

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« Reply #86352 on: April 12, 2018, 06:34:33 PM »
U are aware that " Georgie Boy" was the last reporter to interview Jimmy Hoffa .

Am I?! I wish I could forget just so that I could reexperience the excitement I felt the first time I heard that. :D

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« Reply #86353 on: April 12, 2018, 07:06:39 PM »
Ha, ha, ha!  Jorch must have really been traumatized with frequent "washing his mouth out with soap episodes" during his childhood. 


"No cookies for yeeewww, Jorch!"

What about pizza rolls?

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« Reply #86354 on: April 12, 2018, 09:43:57 PM »
You have yo give snoory credit, he can fart out more pizza rolls than Heather has listeners

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« Reply #86355 on: April 12, 2018, 09:44:55 PM »
You have yo give snoory credit, he can fart out more pizza rolls than Heather has listeners

I will take your word on that

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« Reply #86356 on: April 12, 2018, 09:48:31 PM »
I will take your word on that
I saw it, he puts them out by the dozens

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« Reply #86357 on: April 13, 2018, 12:38:08 AM »
Ha!  Someone should make a photoshop of Jorch in uniform, saluting himself.

This is the only uniform Snoory wore in the Pentagon, a candid "at work" photo.

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« Reply #86358 on: April 13, 2018, 12:39:42 AM »
This is the only uniform Snoory wore in the Pentagon, a candid "at work" photo.

He's the new janitor on Scrubs? ???

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« Reply #86359 on: April 13, 2018, 01:55:29 AM »
George is doing a horrendous job interviewing this Catholic layman.  He seems distracted and the questions he asks are the usual "Why is the devil Evil?" and the usual simple-minded shit. 

GNS

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« Reply #86360 on: April 13, 2018, 02:13:31 AM »
He cut the time on the second guest to bring Bruce Goldberg on? 

Fuck this shit.  I'm outta here.

GNS!!!

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« Reply #86361 on: April 13, 2018, 02:18:26 AM »
You have yo give snoory credit, he can fart out more pizza rolls than Heather has listeners
Right when I read that, my Jean Nate pump handle went up all by itself and sounded like the above-mentioned pizza roll!  It has never done that before.  My Jean Nate is possessed by his ass stuck in another dimension!

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« Reply #86362 on: April 13, 2018, 02:23:18 AM »
He cut the time on the second guest to bring Bruce Goldberg on? 

Fuck this shit.  I'm outta here.

GNS!!!
So that's what happened.  Well, I see now it is on the schedule. I too enjoyed the second guest.  And those two songs about women's magic, during the Christian exorcism talk... Well, if the Math used the stars, why shouldn't women (or men) use herbs and situational skills to fix problems!  Doctor's prescriptions originate with plants...
 Seemed very abrupt.  Weird.

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« Reply #86363 on: April 13, 2018, 02:33:29 AM »
George is doing a horrendous job interviewing this Catholic layman.  He seems distracted and the questions he asks are the usual "Why is the devil Evil?" and the usual simple-minded shit. 

GNS

Sounds the same as always, 'distracted' is kind though like most simpletons he is easily distracted by simple things because complicated things are beyond his cognitive abilities. He covers for his lack of intellect by utterances like 'hmmm' 'i agree with that' 'i've always believed that too' 'interesting take', 75% of his comments are like those, they serve another purpose as well, they cover for the fact he doesn't believe in any of this paranormal and new age stuff but he knows his well paying career depends on him seeming to be one of the community - he's a fucking fraud.



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« Reply #86364 on: April 13, 2018, 03:08:42 AM »
Sounds the same as always, 'distracted' is kind though like most simpletons he is easily distracted by simple things because complicated things are beyond his cognitive abilities. He covers for his lack of intellect by utterances like 'hmmm' 'i agree with that' 'i've always believed that too' 'interesting take', 75% of his comments are like those, they serve another purpose as well, they cover for the fact he doesn't believe in any of this paranormal and new age stuff but he knows his well paying career depends on him seeming to be one of the community - he's a fucking fraud.

Plus, he's lazy

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« Reply #86365 on: April 13, 2018, 03:09:00 AM »
oh my god this cheesy show has no standards whatsoever. this nutcase 'doctor' claims to do it all, time travel, teleportation, he just told the story of a recent teleportation adventure he went on - he wanted to visit his favorite vacation spot, Montego Bay in Jamaica, so he got into his swimsuit, put his straw hat on, pail and shovel and sat himself down on his couch and damn - he had a wonderful afternoon in Jamaica, Jorch of course was confused if it was a dream, a visualization but the kook told Jorch his swimsuit was wet and shoes full of sand - my god, and Jorch can't even muster 'that's incredible' or 'oh come on Bruce, you're telling us that you and the clothes on your back actually were in Jamaica and brought back sand?!?!'

he's not backing down, he just restated that time travel, physical time travel, is real, it's difficult but if you have the skill you can physically travel back in time and visit a younger version of yourself, but warns not to touch yourself lol no idea why if you can physically travel back in time why you couldn't shake your younger self's hand.

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« Reply #86366 on: April 13, 2018, 03:58:06 AM »

Jorch and Tommee once again bolt early, Tell Tale Heart story time. Jorch and Tommee doing some blow on their way to Denny's.

Listening to Jorch's voice reading this story it's obvious how he's deteriorated with age, his voice was much better, now he's a mush mouth.

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« Reply #86367 on: April 13, 2018, 04:51:18 AM »
George is doing a horrendous job interviewing this Catholic layman.  He seems distracted and the questions he asks are the usual "Why is the devil Evil?" and the usual simple-

What was your first clue.....Georgie Boy has always been a terrible interviewer. Limited vocabulary and a side order of being a baboon

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« Reply #86368 on: April 13, 2018, 04:52:15 AM »
The Jorch Noory Live Stage Show is only the beginning.  A Coastworld tourist attraction theme park in Vegas is coming I'm sure. So much potential. Jorch's Mustache Ride an erotic super coaster, Linda Moulton Howe's Haunted House, Steven Quayle's immersive Book of Revelation VR Experience, something like Disney's Main St where Jorch's Cold War childhood world is recreated, a cryptozoological petting zoo where kids can feed chupacabras and interact with sasquatches, Live Exorcisms, it's really endless the possibilities. Part science museum, part circus freak show.

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« Reply #86369 on: April 13, 2018, 08:19:47 AM »
Did I hear Noory correctly when he told the first guest that back in the day if he made $40,000 he'd put down $43,000.  Noory said he did that because he may have had a little extra money come to him that he may not have accounted for and didn't want to make a mistake.  Huh?  ???  He did say his accountant told him not to do that.  As did the guest.   ;D