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« Reply #84540 on: December 06, 2017, 07:04:53 PM »
.. tune-in and heard that exchange about the big bang and immediately turned it off.


"Thank yeeewww!"

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« Reply #84541 on: December 06, 2017, 07:10:37 PM »
I took a little drive last night, and i forgot my cell phone.... i had to endure the filth that is conservative talk radio. Until i remembered oh yeah coast to coast am is on. I tune-in and heard that exchange about the big bang and immediately turned it off.
Well you missed out on hearing Norry speculating about "the chicken and the egg" and God. And Norry admitting being frustrated that he "cannot find answers."

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« Reply #84542 on: December 06, 2017, 07:44:28 PM »
Major Ed Dames, Dr. Doom himself returns as the first 2 hour guest tonight.
As expected he is scheduled to talk about his remote viewings of North Korea and the solar killshot.

Here is a photo of Ed laughing with a couple of his students:





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« Reply #84543 on: December 06, 2017, 07:47:34 PM »
If I looked like that, I wouldn't allow a camera anywhere near me

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« Reply #84544 on: December 06, 2017, 07:53:46 PM »
Well you missed out on hearing Norry speculating about "the chicken and the egg" and God. And Norry admitting being frustrated that he "cannot find answers."

tremendous

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« Reply #84545 on: December 06, 2017, 07:56:25 PM »
Major Ed Dames, Dr. Doom himself returns as the first 2 hour guest tonight.
As expected he is scheduled to talk about his remote viewings of North Korea and the solar killshot.

Here is a photo of Ed laughing with a couple of his students:


What is funny is those students are really short. Will Ed talk about how he saved Holland by sticking his finger in a dike? Parts of the LA region are looking like they got the 'killshot' with these fires.

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« Reply #84546 on: December 06, 2017, 08:23:31 PM »
Major Ed Dames, Dr. Doom himself returns as the first 2 hour guest tonight.
As expected he is scheduled to talk about his remote viewings of North Korea and the solar killshot.

Here is a photo of Ed laughing with a couple of his students:



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« Reply #84547 on: December 06, 2017, 10:08:06 PM »
Major Ed Dames, Dr. Doom himself returns as the first 2 hour guest tonight.
As expected he is scheduled to talk about his bullshit remote viewings of North Korea and the rescheduled  solar killshot.

Here is a photo of Ed laughing with a couple of his students grifts:



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« Reply #84548 on: December 07, 2017, 12:31:49 AM »
It was good to hear that the master of suckage is still at the top of his game tonight.

Noorie: So (Bill?), tell us what is new at online news dat cam.
Bill: Well George, we just posted a couple of articles that
Noorie: Haha.  That's great Bill.  It was good to hear from you again.  Next we will hear from ____.

Wow.  He is a good corporate man.  Give them the minute thirty that you promised and then cut them off no matter that you JUST asked what was new.

Long live Dave.  ::)
That was priceless for ROFL.  Sounded edited. 

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« Reply #84549 on: December 07, 2017, 12:47:23 AM »
Ed Dames tonight revealed he remote viewed Adolf Hitler and found he is buried in Argentina.

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« Reply #84550 on: December 07, 2017, 01:40:25 AM »
Ed Dames tonight revealed he remote viewed Adolf Hitler and found he is buried in Argentina.

I suppose he did not try to go down there and try to dig it up to prove his claim.  Too much work.

Guess I'll have to buy his sexy dvd's and figure out how to do it myself. :P

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« Reply #84551 on: December 07, 2017, 01:41:19 AM »
Can someone photoshop The Lorax with Noory's face?
The Lorax with Noory's face:

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84552 on: December 07, 2017, 01:41:37 AM »
What is funny is those students are really short. Will Ed talk about how he saved Holland by sticking his finger in a dike? Parts of the LA region are looking like they got the 'killshot' with these fires.

“I read “Holland” as “Hoagland” at first, and wondered what Hoagie did to get a lesbian mad at him. (Or was the Lesbian in question Robin VII ?)

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« Reply #84553 on: December 07, 2017, 02:35:37 AM »
The Lorax with Noory's face:

The other Lorax with Noory's face:

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« Reply #84554 on: December 07, 2017, 02:36:09 AM »
“I read “Holland” as “Hoagland” at first, and wondered what Hoagie did to get a lesbian mad at him. (Or was the Lesbian in question Robin VII ?)
Me too!  And like, what do intricate pelvic floor exercises have to do with it!

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« Reply #84555 on: December 07, 2017, 02:59:27 AM »
Joorch perfectly skewered by Bob Berman last night. You knew it was coming, of course, and we didn't have to wait long.

'This is what I don't get, Bob. I have talked to physicists. You can count them on your toes and your fingers [so a maximum of ten then, Joorch, if we allow thumbs to be included?]. So many. I do not understand when they talk about The Big Bang, or how the universe started thirteen-and-a-half, fourteen billion years ago, I don't get what was before that. I don't get it.'

Berman responded that this was a question a student would occasionally ask when he was teaching - which brought Noory's reasoning down to an appropriate age and intellectual level, I thought. In essence, Berman gave the obvious answer that so far we have no answer to the question of what preceded the Big Bang. The big problem, he said, is that there was no time before then. And here was the moment. He said:

'Your question is meaningless.'

Yup.

This should be played on a loop throughout all Joorch's interviews.

YOUR QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS. YOUR QUESTION IS MEANINGLESS

Later, we had the return of a familiar Nooryism:

'Bob, I've made it a personal pilgrimage on this show to attempt to get legislators to listen and get something done to protect our power grid.'

I think this is the third time I've heard him talk about a 'personal pilgrimage' when he means no such thing. 'Campaign', perhaps. Once again, it is quite stunning that he can get to his age and not understand what a pilgrimage is.

I've stopped listening altogether about a week ago -- just couldn't stand Norry anymore.

I still visit the forum sometimes for the occasional laugh. Above quote is a gem -- thanks for the updates. 

I think Jorch is just semi-retarded, and i mean that in a good way, because he's clearly a high-achieving retard. But he doesn't know it himself.

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« Reply #84556 on: December 07, 2017, 04:28:27 AM »
The other Lorax with Noory's face:


Kinda wish the mustache was black like Noory's.  Looks great otherwise.  Thanks!

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« Reply #84557 on: December 07, 2017, 04:31:33 AM »
Sorry, 21st.  No photoshop, but I found the perfect name for a Jorch Lorax.



Love it!  Sounds like a great name for a sleeping pill.  Take 2 Snorlax and call me in the morning or better yet just listen to the show.  Actually, it was a pretty entertaining show tonight. Seemed a bit like the old days with Dames and von Daniken.

I'm still mulling over whether I should purchase Dames' sexy dvd set.  I'm a sucker for anything sexy.  On second thought, aren't Dames and sexy oxymorons?  lol.  Sorry Ed, no can do.

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« Reply #84558 on: December 07, 2017, 04:49:10 AM »
Ed Dames tonight revealed he remote viewed Adolf Hitler and found he is buried in Argentina.
So the Faux History Channel can finally stop looking?  Dames should give them a ring and tell them exactly where to dig up the body.


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« Reply #84559 on: December 07, 2017, 05:36:45 AM »
Love it!  Sounds like a great name for a sleeping pill.  Take 2 Snorlax and call me in the morning or better yet just listen to the show.  Actually, it was a pretty entertaining show tonight. Seemed a bit like the old days with Dames and von Daniken.

I'm still mulling over whether I should purchase Dames' sexy dvd set.  I'm a sucker for anything sexy.  On second thought, aren't Dames and sexy oxymorons?  lol.  Sorry Ed, no can do.
Go for it.  Damn, such a deal.  Pretty expensive for toilet paper.

"This course retails for $299.99. Pay in full and save an instant $75 plus get the $99 Remote Viewing Future Disasters DVD for FREE! Your total for this $399.99 bundle will only be only $224.99!"



The only result you're going to see in 24 hours is wondering just what the hell you were thinking when the billing shows up on your credit card account.

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« Reply #84560 on: December 07, 2017, 05:42:09 AM »
Go for it.  Damn, such a deal.  Pretty expensive for toilet paper.

"This course retails for $299.99. Pay in full and save an instant $75 plus get the $99 Remote Viewing Future Disasters DVD for FREE! Your total for this $399.99 bundle will only be only $224.99!"



The only result you're going to see in 24 hours is wondering just what the hell you were thinking when the billing shows up on your credit card account.

Shameless hucksters.  ::)

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« Reply #84561 on: December 07, 2017, 09:09:52 AM »
George Noory in the Torah Codes

"Richard Shaw shares this graphic concerning George Noory's name in the Torah Codes. Further details and graphics are found here."

http://www.pinlight.com/about2.htm

I'm sure Jorch's name is found in the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, oh... and in "sand script" tablets, too.  Along with Dave Noorie, Ralph Noory...




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« Reply #84562 on: December 07, 2017, 10:51:25 AM »
Ed Dames tonight revealed he remote viewed Adolf Hitler and found he is buried in Argentina.

Kind of a step down from remote viewing Satan if you ask me.

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« Reply #84563 on: December 07, 2017, 11:42:13 AM »
I always like tuning into Dames for a my retro Coast fix. But I always skip the "news segment" at the top the show and due to that I forgot to tune into the show all together and missed Dames  :o

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« Reply #84564 on: December 07, 2017, 12:01:37 PM »
I always like tuning into Dames for a my retro Coast fix. But I always skip the "news segment" at the top the show and due to that I forgot to tune into the show all together and missed Dames  :o
Too bad Ed didn't RV you.  He could have called you to give you a heads-up.  ;)

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« Reply #84565 on: December 07, 2017, 05:29:31 PM »
George Noory in the Torah Codes

"Richard Shaw shares this graphic concerning George Noory's name in the Torah Codes. Further details and graphics are found here."

http://www.pinlight.com/about2.htm

I'm sure Jorch's name is found in the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, oh... and in "sand script" tablets, too.  Along with Dave Noorie, Ralph Noory...




This is fascinating.  But, given so many characters on each scroll segment, you could probably find anything? 

For instance, let's pretend their is a famous man named Bill Howell who volunteers for Faith Church in San Diego, playing piano and running the weekly free community meals, accommodating people with food allergies, too.  I dare the expert you cited to prove that no information about this fictional "Bill" guy can be found.

Please take my dare!  Then the science would be more credible....

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« Reply #84566 on: December 07, 2017, 05:34:34 PM »
Kinda wish the mustache was black like Noory's.  Looks great otherwise.  Thanks!
Yeah, that is right.  I knew something was off, but couldn't put my finger on it.

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« Reply #84567 on: December 07, 2017, 07:42:46 PM »
I always like tuning into Dames for a my retro Coast fix. But I always skip the "news segment" at the top the show and due to that I forgot to tune into the show all together and missed Dames  :o
Norry was going from Throwback Thurdays. Both Dames and Erich.
The usual from Dames (not mentioning name and the usual RVing "cannot determine both events and time" and claims of investigating kinds of stuff but to most questions from callers or guests he "has been too busy to look into that."
You also missed Erich von Däniken, who can be rightfully be blamed for decades of UFO/AncientAlien stuff. The "gods" are still here, there might be "talking elephants or snakes" on other planets due to different evolution. Norry tried to steer the conversation to health...but Erich shut him down (thankfully:
Norry: "what do you do for health?"
Erich: "nothing!" (and quickly explained a bit about living in Switzerland with clean air.)
Norry was disappointed he couldn't steer him into a "health" show, maybe claiming he uses Norry and Doc Wallet's pyramid scheme supplements, some beet juice, or at least some tangy tangerine.

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« Reply #84568 on: December 07, 2017, 08:41:24 PM »

Norry: "what do you do for health?"


Funny thing about our Jorch. He's supposedly big on health and healthy eating. But have you ever heard some of his positions on foods? Like, healthy foods? Jorch is a picky eater. Doesn't like liver. Doesn't like beets. He eats like a child who's palate hasn't progressed beyond that of an 8 year old.

As for me, I'm all about eating healthy. And if you're taking supplements then you're a damned dumbass. Get the nutrients straight from the source. If taking a beet supplement is good for you then eating beets has got to be better. Eat your greens. Eat plenty of fish and QUALITY poultry. But that's not our Jorch...........

See, Jorch don't really give two shits about truly living healthy or eating in that same vein. He likes the money! He likes the checks that come in from his pyramid scheme supplements. But I'll tell you how I KNOW Jorch don't give two shits about eating healthy............. he eats dinner from a convenience store. The famous story of Noory and the pizza rolls............. Let me tell you friends. If I was dying of starvation, I wouldn't purchase a box of pizza rolls. Granted, in the past I've eaten a lot of those pizza rolls. But since I really started giving a shit about my health I've learned that there's absolutely zero nutrition in a product that would wear the label "pizza rolls". Pizza rolls.............? Pizza is, well pizza. And rolls are what Grandma makes to go with dinner. But pizza rolls..........? Um........... No.

So Jorch can get up on his soapbox and have Doc Wallet on there and sell all the supplemental garbage the two hucksters wanna stand behind. But Jorch lives on junk food. And drinks like a fish. So he's a damned hypocrite. Here's hoping 2018 is his retirement year. It won't be voluntary. His health will take a turn for the worse and I'll be damned glad to see it.

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« Reply #84569 on: December 07, 2017, 09:46:39 PM »
Funny thing about our Jorch. He's supposedly big on health and healthy eating. But have you ever heard some of his positions on foods? Like, healthy foods? Jorch is a picky eater. Doesn't like liver. Doesn't like beets. He eats like a child who's palate hasn't progressed beyond that of an 8 year old.

As for me, I'm all about eating healthy. And if you're taking supplements then you're a damned dumbass. Get the nutrients straight from the source. If taking a beet supplement is good for you then eating beets has got to be better. Eat your greens. Eat plenty of fish and QUALITY poultry. But that's not our Jorch...........

See, Jorch don't really give two shits about truly living healthy or eating in that same vein. He likes the money! He likes the checks that come in from his pyramid scheme supplements. But I'll tell you how I KNOW Jorch don't give two shits about eating healthy............. he eats dinner from a convenience store. The famous story of Noory and the pizza rolls............. Let me tell you friends. If I was dying of starvation, I wouldn't purchase a box of pizza rolls. Granted, in the past I've eaten a lot of those pizza rolls. But since I really started giving a shit about my health I've learned that there's absolutely zero nutrition in a product that would wear the label "pizza rolls". Pizza rolls.............? Pizza is, well pizza. And rolls are what Grandma makes to go with dinner. But pizza rolls..........? Um........... No.

So Jorch can get up on his soapbox and have Doc Wallet on there and sell all the supplemental garbage the two hucksters wanna stand behind. But Jorch lives on junk food. And drinks like a fish. So he's a damned hypocrite. Here's hoping 2018 is his retirement year. It won't be voluntary. His health will take a turn for the worse and I'll be damned glad to see it.
There are some good places with "pizza rolls" but they aint healthy though can be good. Certainly not some store-bought frozen item with "pepperoni" etc made from "pork and chicken" slurry. Look at Norry. I'm not knocking drinking but clearly he doesn't seem in the best of shape and from his speech seems to imbibe more than legit doctors would suggest. And the chemicals from various hair dyes etc are likely not good for a person. Eating from a convenience store is questionable. Sometimes you can find good stuff if they have their own kitchen but, again, not healthy. Though,  I guess arguable things like beef jerky and pickled eggs could be ok- though you get more than your limit of salt!

Member of Norry's multilevel marketing group Doc Wallet claims eating food, including veggies and fruit, won't get you nutrition because we don't burn wood anymore. And fish they would likely claim Fukishima and heavy metal pollution or GMO stuff to claim bad so you buy their products.

For Norry it is all about fear-mongering for sales for affiliated supplements. He seems to have even gone away with the 'survival' stuff for a full court press on supplements due to the multilevel marketing scheme.