Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[mike_olsen]

Last night Norry again was bragging and self-congratulatory about him working on holidays, unlike other show hosts. He also said he invites people without families over for Thanksgiving dinner but then "he is out of there" and "his daughters clean up." It was funny though when he wished some callers 'happy Thanksgiving" and what their plans were. Callers were certainly not seeming happy about the holiday and had limited plans and no excitement.

He also did his trademark "Well it sure is with -insert guest name-" Sure is WHAT, Norry?

I think it's the deep voice-over guy when they come back from break who says "This is coast to coast am, with George Norry", then Jorch goes "it sure is...". Art bell used to do this often, but i haven't really heard norry do this until i read your post. So i guess add that to the list off things he's ripped off of Art, even if it is seemingly a little thing. THere is nothing original about Norry.

Jorch is full of crap.. he takes most friday's off to enjoy himself a nice three day weekend but still contends to the audience that he "never takes a day off". So, please Jorch, don't give me that crap about working on holidays. Plus you're job is a nightjob anyway where you're on the air for 2 and a half hours excluding commercials. Most folk are done with their turkey dinner by 10 pm. And i don't want to hear your bogus "8 hour preparatory work". Are you that slow it takes you 8 hours to come up with a dozen middle-school questions for your guests? Lets not pretend you do research either.. Fat Tommee and your other staff will have that all done for your lazy butt.

[albrecht]

Good news for Jorch.  LMH is on tonight so Jorch can kick-back and not have to work so hard before T-day.   

This year is moving so fast! It really is, pretty soon it will be Feb!

[mike_olsen]

Also, why the hell did Jorch wish everyone here a happy thanksgiving last thursday when Thanksgiving is this Thursday? Did his currently deteriorating mind skip a week?

[albrecht]

I think it's the deep voice-over guy when they come back from break who says "This is coast to coast am, with George Norry", then Jorch goes "it sure is...". Art bell used to do this often, but i haven't really heard norry do this until i read your post. So i guess add that to the list off things he's ripped off of Art, even if it is seemingly a little thing. THere is nothing original about Norry.

Jorch is full of crap.. he takes most friday's off to enjoy himself a nice three day weekend but still contends to the audience that he "never takes a day off". So, please Jorch, don't give me that crap about working on holidays. Plus you're job is a nightjob anyway where you're on the air for 2 and a half hours excluding commercials. Most folk are done with their turkey dinner by 10 pm. And i don't want to hear your bogus "8 hour preparatory work". Are you that slow it takes you 8 hours to come up with a dozen middle-school questions for your guests? Lets not pretend you do research either.. Fat Tommee and your other staff will have that all done for your lazy butt.

Ok, that explains it. When I listen the bumpers and commercials are editted out so the "well it sure is" seems non referential. No surprise he ripped off Art. Norry bragging about how much he works is ridiculous. As is his desire to be praised for working holidays. They way he describes an holiday with his family makes it seem like a chore and something he "has to do" but "he is out of there" as quickly as possible. I think he also doesn't like being taken away from what he thinks is his Hollywood star lifestyle in LA.

[Dyna-X]

By the math, considering the lack of any real show prep, it would mean that George's pay when averaged out is about $800 bucks an hour to let someone babble and all he has to do is occasionally interject a index card question. His job in that sense is more far more cush than a well payed attorney or psychiatrist as he doesn't really need to think.

[mike_olsen]

Ok, that explains it. When I listen the bumpers and commercials are editted out so the "well it sure is" seems non referential. No surprise he ripped off Art. Norry bragging about how much he works is ridiculous. As is his desire to be praised for working holidays. They way he describes an holiday with his family makes it seem like a chore and something he "has to do" but "he is out of there" as quickly as possible. I think he also doesn't like being taken away from what he thinks is his Hollywood star lifestyle in LA.

Right. In his mind, doing a radio show in LA and an internet-only tv show makes him some sort of hollywood celebrity.

Hmm... given all the sexual harassment claims against Celebrities and newscasters dominating the media now, it would be a good thing for several women (well not good for the women) if they came forward accusing Jorch of sexual harassment. That would finally be a sure way to knock Norry off the air for good. Premiere Network would have no choice but to can his sorry ass. For the women at least, their humiliation and sacrifice would not be in vain.

[ItsOver]

This year is moving so fast! It really is, pretty soon it will be Feb!

Ha!  Thanks, Jorch. I blame portals.  Seen any shadow rodents recently?

[mike_olsen]

By the math, considering the lack of any real show prep, it would mean that George's pay when averaged out is about $800 bucks an hour to let someone babble and all he has to do is occasionally interject a index card question. His job in that sense is more far more cush than a well payed attorney or psychiatrist as he doesn't really need to think.

I think your math is accurate. Jorch is paid $500,000 a year from Premiere. That means: $2000 for 2 and 1/2 hours a night = $10,000 a week; $40,000 per month, which then come to roughly $480,000 a year -- which Premiere then rounds out to an even $500,000 for the year.

Spot on Dyna-X.

[ItsOver]

Right. In his mind, doing a radio show in LA and an internet-only tv show makes him some sort of hollywood celebrity.

Hmm... given all the sexual harassment claims against Celebrities and newscasters dominating the media now, it would be a good thing for several women (well not good for the women) if they came forward accusing Jorch of sexual harassment. That would finally be a sure way to knock Norry off the air for good. Premiere Network would have no choice but to can his sorry ass. For the women at least, their humiliation and sacrifice would not be in vain.

There's always the LMH bumpers.  It'll be interesting to see if Jorch and Tommee back-off tonight on their not-so-subtle eye-rollers.

[albrecht]

I think your math is accurate. Jorch is paid $500,000 a year from Premiere. That means: $2000 for 2 and 1/2 hours a night = $10,000 a week; $40,000 per month, which then come to roughly $480,000 a year -- which Premiere then rounds out to an even $500,000 for the year.

Spot on Dyna-X.

And head company iHateMedia, Inc is serious in debt, hemorrhaging cash, and selling off assets. Yet they pay Norry so much for, basically, showing up? Crazy and a bit sad considering how many people work far harder jobs for far less and actually do more than simply showing up. Add his salary along with his side-gigs of "big events," whatever multilevel marketing scheme he has going with Critical Health News, and his internet "tv show" it would seem Norry is doing pretty well.

[ItsOver]

I think your math is accurate. Jorch is paid $500,000 a year from Premiere. That means: $2000 for 2 and 1/2 hours a night = $10,000 a week; $40,000 per month, which then come to roughly $480,000 a year -- which Premiere then rounds out to an even $500,000 for the year.

Spot on Dyna-X.

That's some high dollar suckage.  Throw in his Gaiam crap, wacko conventions, Doc Wallet kickbacks, and the $11.76 profit from his books and Jorch is riding the gravy train.

[mike_olsen]

And head company iHateMedia, Inc is serious in debt, hemorrhaging cash, and selling off assets. Yet they pay Norry so much for, basically, showing up? Crazy and a bit sad considering how many people work far harder jobs for far less and actually do more than simply showing up. Add his salary along with his side-gigs of "big events," whatever multilevel marketing scheme he has going with Critical Health News, and his internet "tv show" it would seem Norry is doing pretty well.

Those "side-gigs" probably push his annual salary to nearly $1 million if i had to take a guess. You're right, no telling how many kickbacks he is getting from his snake-oil partner, Vet Wallach/critical"healthnews". And who knows how much he is paid for "Beyond Bleeef" and "events" set up by Fatty Dumbheiser. And gosh, just to show up with that doofus face of his and toupee head... simply cringeworthy just thinking about it. Noory is the reason our economy ain't doing so hot.

[mike_olsen]

There's always the LMH bumpers.  It'll be interesting to see if Jorch and Tommee back-off tonight on their not-so-subtle eye-rollers.

Lol, we'll have to see.

[mike_olsen]

That's some high dollar suckage.  Throw in his Gaiam crap, wacko conventions, Doc Wallet kickbacks, and the $11.76 profit from his books and Jorch is riding the gravy train.

LOL -- $11.76 for his "books"... sounds about right.

[mike_olsen]

Proof norry wears a toupee:



Especially compare 2nd bottom left pic to the last pic on bottom row!

He also must spend a small fortune a year on Just for Men hair coloring products.

[ItsOver]

Proof norry wears a toupee:

Here's a scary thought.  Maybe there's more than one Noory.

[mike_olsen]

Here's a scary thought.  Maybe there's more than one Noory.

That is a scary thought. Maybe the CIA has a dozen Jorch Noory's running around.

[ItsOver]

That is a scary thought. Maybe the CIA has a dozen Jorch Noory's running around.

All part of "the dumbing down of America."

[21st Century Man]

That is a scary thought. Maybe the CIA has a dozen Jorch Noory's running around.

Kind of like where there were 20 Saddam Husseins.  Come to think of it wasn't their a George Noory who was arrested?

[ItsOver]

Kind of like where there were 20 Saddam Husseins.  Come to think of it wasn't their a George Noory who was arrested?

Are you sure that wasn't Dave Noorie?

[mike_olsen]

Kind of like where there were 20 Saddam Husseins.  Come to think of it wasn't their a George Noory who was arrested?

The resemblance is uncanny!

[21st Century Man]

Are you sure that wasn't Dave Noorie?

LOL.  By gum, I think you're right.

[Zetaspeak]

How many JFK shows are we having this week  There was one on Saturday, they touched a bit on it yesterday. LMH talking about it tonight and a JFK special tomrrow

[NoMoreNoory]

Right off the bat, Noory tells us that lawyers are filing 'negligent cases' in relation to the Mandalay Bay shootings, that a man bludgeoned his wife to death with an axe because he thought she was 'having affair' - or possibly she was having a fair, a Renaissance Fair mayhap? - and that his mate Kim Jong Un has taken steps to tighten his 'grip of power' - like the North Korean version of the Vulcan death grip?

[Hulk_Hoagland]

I wonder if Darryl Anka actually thinks anyone listening believes his drek about “Bashar”. 

[NoMoreNoory]

I believe - I'm only half listening - that Joorch just tried to get an interview with Bashar. I was anticipating Anka with a funny voice, but I think Bashar declined. Maybe he is a higher intelligence after all.

For once, Jorch's expected enquiry as to whether Darryl and Paul are related is accurate. They're cousins. Presumably Paul is not spreading the royalties around that Darryl is reduced to this horseshit.

"They tell me you can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's enough to earn a decent living." -W C Fields.

[TigerLily]

LMH on JFK. That was scary. The story really connected well too. The guys Linda was talking to at the end seemed credible. But then again, obvious psyops is obvious

[TigerLily]

Right off the bat, Noory tells us that lawyers are filing 'negligent cases' in relation to the Mandalay Bay shootings, that a man bludgeoned his wife to death with an axe because he thought she was 'having affair' - or possibly she was having a fair, a Renaissance Fair mayhap? - and that his mate Kim Jong Un has taken steps to tighten his 'grip of power' - like the North Korean version of the Vulcan death grip?

More likely the G.I. Joe with Kung Fu Grip.  That's an idea. Maybe Kim and Trump can just have an arm wrestling match to decide the nuclear issue. In fact, make it a tag team match. Putin and Trump vs. Kim and the Ayatollah

[Goosebumps]

I was so tired of hearing the same dumb interviews that I decided to change the dial and I came across another paranormal / crypto show. Has anyone heard of Beyond Reality Radio? I have no clue how this has flown under the radio. Turns out to be syndicated as well. Perhaps the monopoly will be overturned!

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Those "side-gigs" probably push his annual salary to nearly $1 million if i had to take a guess. You're right, no telling how many kickbacks he is getting from his snake-oil partner, Vet Wallach/critical"healthnews". And who knows how much he is paid for "Beyond Bleeef" and "events" set up by Fatty Dumbheiser. And gosh, just to show up with that doofus face of his and toupee head... simply cringeworthy just thinking about it. Noory is the reason our economy ain't doing so hot.

67 and doesn't have time to spend most of it.  Why would anyone who makes that kind of money have bad credit!  Kinda makes you wonder.