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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84030 on: November 10, 2017, 11:08:12 AM »
And even with Jorch "on assignment," "living la vida loca" and continuing his search for "thuh trooth!," the suck continues with grease meister Jimmy and a DeLonge flunkie.  :P

DATE
Friday - November 10, 2017
HOST
Jimmy Church
GUESTS
Peter Levenda,    Open Lines
Historian, researcher and specialist in esoterica Peter Levenda joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss his collaboration with Tom DeLonge and his work speaking with officials at the highest levels of government, military and industry who hold secrets to some of the most intriguing questions about UFOs and our universe. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84031 on: November 10, 2017, 11:19:14 AM »


Tell me he doesn't look like one of those 'casting couch' guys.  "Yeah, now I want you to remove your panties and spread for me.  Ahhhhh yeahhhh...Welcome..."

 ;D

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« Reply #84032 on: November 10, 2017, 12:52:47 PM »
Just stating my understanding of why the Birnes aren't pretending to be Jorch anymore, at least for his trash books. I'm not trusting the Birnes to take out my trash or perform brain surgery.

Sorry, that wasn't directed at you - just my general thoughts regarding those two


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« Reply #84033 on: November 10, 2017, 05:22:02 PM »
Tell me he doesn't look like one of those 'casting couch' guys.  "Yeah, now I want you to remove your panties and spread for me.  Ahhhhh yeahhhh...Welcome..."

 ;D
Ha!  I can hear the greasy shyster saying that with his sleazy used car salesman voice. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84034 on: November 10, 2017, 05:27:08 PM »
Sorry, that wasn't directed at you - just my general thoughts regarding those two
Ah, got it, PB.  I'm no fan of the Birnes.  Anyone who'd basically whore themselves out to Jorch doesn't have my respect or trust.  I hope Jorch paid them well for their services but I doubt it.

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« Reply #84035 on: November 10, 2017, 06:33:49 PM »
Jimmy Church should wash his hair!

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« Reply #84036 on: November 10, 2017, 07:01:04 PM »
Jimmy Church should wash his hair!
That 10w-30 is tough to wash out.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84037 on: November 10, 2017, 07:06:53 PM »
And even with Jorch "on assignment," "living la vida loca" and continuing his search for "thuh trooth!," the suck continues with grease meister Jimmy and a DeLonge flunkie.  :P

DATE
Friday - November 10, 2017
HOST
Jimmy Church
GUESTS
Peter Levenda,    Open Lines
Historian, researcher and specialist in esoterica Peter Levenda joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss his collaboration with Tom DeLonge and his work speaking with officials at the highest levels of government, military and industry who hold secrets to some of the most intriguing questions about UFOs and our universe. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.





Will Jorch do another sing and dance number at these shows?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84038 on: November 10, 2017, 07:26:41 PM »
Will Jorch do another sing and dance number at these shows?
We can only hope.  YouTube can always use more "unbeeleevable" videos.

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« Reply #84039 on: November 10, 2017, 07:37:09 PM »
C2C new intro song:


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« Reply #84040 on: November 10, 2017, 09:14:38 PM »
Ah, got it, PB.  I'm no fan of the Birnes.  Anyone who'd basically whore themselves out to Jorch doesn't have my respect or trust...

Exactly.  Everyone knows George is lazy, dumb, and is an overall terrible host.  He doesn't doesn't treat people well:  interrupting guests, not showing them or the listeners the courtesy of preparing for the show, treating callers - especially women - shabbily, appearing to care more about his own personal revenue stream than the well being of people listening to shows that seem to fall into the category of quackery, and so on. 

So why would people knowing that ghost write books that are meant to show him in a good light?  For the money?  To get in tight with him?  What conclusions should we draw about them from that?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84041 on: November 10, 2017, 09:17:04 PM »
Wolfman  does good Art Bell impression  lol

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« Reply #84042 on: November 10, 2017, 10:25:23 PM »
So why would people knowing that ghost write books that are meant to show him in a good light?  For the money?  To get in tight with him?  What conclusions should we draw about them from that?

I've always thought they were of the same ilk.  I imagine that they are all at the same pool and taking turns swimming in it.  Especially since it's the only swimming pool available.  It's like a gated community.  All the other public pools are closed.

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« Reply #84043 on: November 11, 2017, 02:00:38 AM »

I'm driving people nuts with my Jimmy Church voice, of course they have no idea who he is but I explained and while they thought it was funny it got old fast. There's a hospital just down the street, gonna go to the ER and try it out on them.

'Hey I'm Jimmy Chuuuuuuurch. I'm filling in for George tonight and having a pain in my abdomen anybody want to take a look at me? That would be greeeeeat if you could because I feel like I'm dyin maaaaaaaan. By the way I don't have any health insurance but it's the middle of the night and we're all friends riiiiiiiiiiiiight?'                                                                                                         

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« Reply #84044 on: November 11, 2017, 03:57:48 AM »
Has anybody here listened to Holiday Coast Style, or whatever it was called?

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« Reply #84045 on: November 11, 2017, 06:05:57 AM »

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« Reply #84046 on: November 11, 2017, 07:47:56 AM »
I'm driving people nuts with my Jimmy Church voice...                                                                                     
Church is Snooron's even sleazier bro.  He sounds like a Wolfman Jack-wannabee, loaded down with gold bling, who hawks fake Rolex watches on a street corner.

Here's Yimmy kissing Jorch's ring butt.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84047 on: November 11, 2017, 07:52:19 AM »
I've always thought they were of the same ilk.  I imagine that they are all at the same pool and taking turns swimming in it.  Especially since it's the only swimming pool available.  It's like a gated community.  All the other public pools are closed.
The anything-to-scam-a-buck-crowd.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84048 on: November 11, 2017, 09:17:37 AM »
Has anybody here listened to Holiday Coast Style, or whatever it was called?

Only the samples they played during the show.

The 'Oh Come All Ye Faithfully' duet with George and someone named Rocky was to die for.  I died a little that day.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84049 on: November 11, 2017, 09:19:05 AM »
I'm driving people nuts with my Jimmy Church voice, of course they have no idea who he is but I explained and while they thought it was funny it got old fast. There's a hospital just down the street, gonna go to the ER and try it out on them.

'Hey I'm Jimmy Chuuuuuuurch. I'm filling in for George tonight and having a pain in my abdomen anybody want to take a look at me? That would be greeeeeat if you could because I feel like I'm dyin maaaaaaaan. By the way I don't have any health insurance but it's the middle of the night and we're all friends riiiiiiiiiiiiight?'                                                                                                       

LOL!  ;D


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84051 on: November 11, 2017, 10:02:09 AM »
???


Ha!  "Driving hot cheeecks a wild!"


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84052 on: November 11, 2017, 04:41:15 PM »
Jimmy Church doesn't really piss me off. I think I'm so sick of Jorch that I'd gladly take Jimmy over him.

Greasy? Yes. Used car salesman? Yes.

But he has passion. I'm not sure Jorch even believes a damned thing he talks about on the radio.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84053 on: November 11, 2017, 04:45:15 PM »
Church is Snooron's even sleazier bro.  He sounds like a Wolfman Jack-wannabee, loaded down with gold bling, who hawks fake Rolex watches on a street corner.

Here's Yimmy kissing Jorch's ring butt.



Jorch looks like a caricature of a radio whore. That rug is absolutely FUCKING HIDEOUS!!!!! Dude, fucking act YOUR FUCKING AGE!!!! Nothing worse than some antique  prick that can't deal with how old they are.........

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« Reply #84054 on: November 11, 2017, 04:48:32 PM »
They look like they both came back from behind a gas station after huffing a can of Scotchguard.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84055 on: November 11, 2017, 04:51:09 PM »
They look like they both came back from behind a gas station after huffing a can of Scotchguard.

Were you pissed off that they stole your stash?  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84056 on: November 11, 2017, 06:34:05 PM »
Jimmy Church doesn't really piss me off. I think I'm so sick of Jorch that I'd gladly take Jimmy over him.

Greasy? Yes. Used car salesman? Yes.

But he has passion. I'm not sure Jorch even believes a damned thing he talks about on the radio.

The Snorge is on autopilot.  He is usually completely unaware of what he's reading off his cue cards, and he mostly grunts out general responses when he senses a pause. 

He has this gig down to an art.  The question has always been, what the hell is he doing instead of engaging the guest and callers?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84057 on: November 11, 2017, 09:24:34 PM »
The Snorge is on autopilot.  He is usually completely unaware of what he's reading off his cue cards, and he mostly grunts out general responses when he senses a pause. 

He has this gig down to an art.  The question has always been, what the hell is he doing instead of engaging the guest and callers?
Reviewing all his source citations from the long Malaysia book?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84058 on: November 11, 2017, 09:28:40 PM »
Exactly.  Everyone knows George is lazy, dumb, and is an overall terrible host.  He doesn't doesn't treat people well:  interrupting guests, not showing them or the listeners the courtesy of preparing for the show, treating callers - especially women - shabbily, appearing to care more about his own personal revenue stream than the well being of people listening to shows that seem to fall into the category of quackery, and so on. 

So why would people knowing that ghost write books that are meant to show him in a good light?  For the money?  To get in tight with him?  What conclusions should we draw about them from that?
The way he says, "Hallooooooouuuuoooouuuuoooo" to female callers, ugh.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84059 on: November 11, 2017, 09:32:46 PM »
Church is Snooron's even sleazier bro.  He sounds like a Wolfman Jack-wannabee, loaded down with gold bling, who hawks fake Rolex watches on a street corner.

Here's Yimmy kissing Jorch's ring butt.



Yep!