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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84000 on: November 10, 2017, 03:01:03 AM »
Noory Illiteracy Moment #3,544

The guest has written a book about the 1964 UFO sighting by policeman Lonnie Zamora. Jorch brings up some other more recent UFO sighting reported by several cops. Jorch believes police and military witnesses are more credible witnesses, which may be true, Jorch says 'When police report these things it changes the complexity of it doesn't it'  So sorry Jorch, the word we were looking for was 'complexion', you lose $200.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84001 on: November 10, 2017, 06:30:25 AM »
You honestly dont believe wishing illness and death upon someone is hate?

Nope. It's not hate. It's just wishing for a better outcome for us.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84002 on: November 10, 2017, 09:55:09 AM »
I reached out to Nancy Birnes and asked her if she and Bill had wrote Jorch’s latest offering. Here’s exactly what I said:
Is it true that you and Bill ghost wrote George Noory’s book for him? We all know he’s not smart enough to write it himself. Unless of course the rough draft was turned in writing in crayon.

Her reply:
Yes. Bill wrote Journey to the Light and Worker in the Light for Noory, and I helped (uncredited) with the Late-Night Snacks cookbook.

Here’s our publishing company’s page on Noory:

http://shadowlawnpress.com/authors/noory-george/

Thanks for asking!
nb

NancyHayfield.Birnes.com 🐔


I was surprised she didn’t respond to my jab at Jorch for suggesting he’s of the crayola realm. Lol
Nancy has an account here, nbirnes, but she hasn't posted since last year.  From what I recall, the Birnes and Jorch had a "falling-out" of some sort with good 'ol Jorch around the time of his "classhic" cookbook, at least with doing the books for Jorch. 

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84003 on: November 10, 2017, 10:00:40 AM »
Statisticly,there seems to me to be no known way that an ALS sufferer could have survived this long in the desease's progress as documented in medical literature over the last century or so.
My personal hunch is that Mr.Prof.Hawking was such an useful idiot as an kind of pope of science-as-faith and public mouthpiece that,his real death many decades ago was ameliorated by the Establishment.
My belief is that he's now an series of disney-made audio-animatronic puppets and trained actors that are used to voice popisms and ex-cathedra pronounciamentos slash bulls.
Not to belittle the real man after his tragicly short career.

I've never been such a huge Hawking fan but that never occurred to me before but yeah, he should've been dead years ago. This conspiracy theory has legs!  ;)       

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84004 on: November 10, 2017, 10:09:32 AM »





that never occurred to me before


... do you even lift, Bro?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84005 on: November 10, 2017, 10:22:08 AM »
Nancy has an account here, nbirnes, but she hasn't posted since last year.  From what I recall, the Birnes and Jorch had a "falling-out" of some sort with good 'ol Jorch around the time of his "classhic" cookbook, at least with doing the books for Jorch.

What are we supposed to think about someone who would work with George Noory to put out his phony books? 

Now that they've had a falling out with the Snorge we're supposed to take them seriously?

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84006 on: November 10, 2017, 10:23:42 AM »






... do you even lift, Bro?

No, I don't lift weights anymore but still exercise in other ways.  ;)

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #84007 on: November 10, 2017, 10:29:38 AM »






... do you even lift, Bro?

If I'm following this correctly, the people who made the Hawking muppet thought the lower teeth positioned in this manner would make it look more realistic. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84008 on: November 10, 2017, 10:31:27 AM »
What are we supposed to think about someone who would work with George Noory to put out his phony books? 

Now that they've had a falling out with the Snorge we're supposed to take them seriously?
Just stating my understanding of why the Birnes aren't pretending to be Jorch anymore, at least for his trash books. I'm not trusting the Birnes to take out my trash or perform brain surgery.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84009 on: November 10, 2017, 10:47:16 AM »
I can't believe I found this place!  Thank god there are other people out there that agree that George freaking Noory is nothing more than a multilevel marketing jackass.  He does 5 shows a week and how many of them are health related?  Yeah, I am going to take health advice from a radio show profiting off of the products that are being discussed.

And his freaking dating sites????  Seriously!  Then his "TV" show and then "Coast insider"  This guy is preying on the weak minded and exploiting them for every dime they have.

And how about his "experts" he brings in to discuss topics in the news?  Where the hell did he find these clowns?  and the subjects he ties them to are such bad fits that you almost feel sorry for them.

I quit listening 2 months ago after listening to Art and then George for half my life and I will probably never tune back in.  Especially when the people he has filling in for him are actually 10x's better than he is. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84010 on: November 10, 2017, 10:57:11 AM »
I can't believe I found this place!  Thank god there are other people out there that agree that George freaking Noory is nothing more than a multilevel marketing jackass...
Welcome.  Post often.  Praise MV.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84011 on: November 10, 2017, 11:01:18 AM »
Thank you and I will.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84012 on: November 10, 2017, 11:06:55 AM »
Thank you and I will.

Just remember this...

You can check in to BellGab but you can never leave.   I've tried.  ;D

Welcome!  :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84013 on: November 10, 2017, 11:08:12 AM »
And even with Jorch "on assignment," "living la vida loca" and continuing his search for "thuh trooth!," the suck continues with grease meister Jimmy and a DeLonge flunkie.  :P

DATE
Friday - November 10, 2017
HOST
Jimmy Church
GUESTS
Peter Levenda,    Open Lines
Historian, researcher and specialist in esoterica Peter Levenda joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss his collaboration with Tom DeLonge and his work speaking with officials at the highest levels of government, military and industry who hold secrets to some of the most intriguing questions about UFOs and our universe. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84014 on: November 10, 2017, 11:19:14 AM »


Tell me he doesn't look like one of those 'casting couch' guys.  "Yeah, now I want you to remove your panties and spread for me.  Ahhhhh yeahhhh...Welcome..."

 ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84015 on: November 10, 2017, 12:52:47 PM »
Just stating my understanding of why the Birnes aren't pretending to be Jorch anymore, at least for his trash books. I'm not trusting the Birnes to take out my trash or perform brain surgery.

Sorry, that wasn't directed at you - just my general thoughts regarding those two

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84016 on: November 10, 2017, 05:22:02 PM »
Tell me he doesn't look like one of those 'casting couch' guys.  "Yeah, now I want you to remove your panties and spread for me.  Ahhhhh yeahhhh...Welcome..."

 ;D
Ha!  I can hear the greasy shyster saying that with his sleazy used car salesman voice. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84017 on: November 10, 2017, 05:27:08 PM »
Sorry, that wasn't directed at you - just my general thoughts regarding those two
Ah, got it, PB.  I'm no fan of the Birnes.  Anyone who'd basically whore themselves out to Jorch doesn't have my respect or trust.  I hope Jorch paid them well for their services but I doubt it.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84018 on: November 10, 2017, 06:33:49 PM »
Jimmy Church should wash his hair!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84019 on: November 10, 2017, 07:01:04 PM »
Jimmy Church should wash his hair!
That 10w-30 is tough to wash out.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84020 on: November 10, 2017, 07:06:53 PM »
And even with Jorch "on assignment," "living la vida loca" and continuing his search for "thuh trooth!," the suck continues with grease meister Jimmy and a DeLonge flunkie.  :P

DATE
Friday - November 10, 2017
HOST
Jimmy Church
GUESTS
Peter Levenda,    Open Lines
Historian, researcher and specialist in esoterica Peter Levenda joins Jimmy Church (email) to discuss his collaboration with Tom DeLonge and his work speaking with officials at the highest levels of government, military and industry who hold secrets to some of the most intriguing questions about UFOs and our universe. Followed by Open Lines in the latter half.





Will Jorch do another sing and dance number at these shows?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84021 on: November 10, 2017, 07:26:41 PM »
Will Jorch do another sing and dance number at these shows?
We can only hope.  YouTube can always use more "unbeeleevable" videos.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84022 on: November 10, 2017, 07:37:09 PM »
C2C new intro song:


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84023 on: November 10, 2017, 09:14:38 PM »
Ah, got it, PB.  I'm no fan of the Birnes.  Anyone who'd basically whore themselves out to Jorch doesn't have my respect or trust...

Exactly.  Everyone knows George is lazy, dumb, and is an overall terrible host.  He doesn't doesn't treat people well:  interrupting guests, not showing them or the listeners the courtesy of preparing for the show, treating callers - especially women - shabbily, appearing to care more about his own personal revenue stream than the well being of people listening to shows that seem to fall into the category of quackery, and so on. 

So why would people knowing that ghost write books that are meant to show him in a good light?  For the money?  To get in tight with him?  What conclusions should we draw about them from that?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84024 on: November 10, 2017, 09:17:04 PM »
Wolfman  does good Art Bell impression  lol

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84025 on: November 10, 2017, 10:25:23 PM »
So why would people knowing that ghost write books that are meant to show him in a good light?  For the money?  To get in tight with him?  What conclusions should we draw about them from that?

I've always thought they were of the same ilk.  I imagine that they are all at the same pool and taking turns swimming in it.  Especially since it's the only swimming pool available.  It's like a gated community.  All the other public pools are closed.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84026 on: November 11, 2017, 02:00:38 AM »

I'm driving people nuts with my Jimmy Church voice, of course they have no idea who he is but I explained and while they thought it was funny it got old fast. There's a hospital just down the street, gonna go to the ER and try it out on them.

'Hey I'm Jimmy Chuuuuuuurch. I'm filling in for George tonight and having a pain in my abdomen anybody want to take a look at me? That would be greeeeeat if you could because I feel like I'm dyin maaaaaaaan. By the way I don't have any health insurance but it's the middle of the night and we're all friends riiiiiiiiiiiiight?'                                                                                                         

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84027 on: November 11, 2017, 03:57:48 AM »
Has anybody here listened to Holiday Coast Style, or whatever it was called?

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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84029 on: November 11, 2017, 07:47:56 AM »
I'm driving people nuts with my Jimmy Church voice...                                                                                     
Church is Snooron's even sleazier bro.  He sounds like a Wolfman Jack-wannabee, loaded down with gold bling, who hawks fake Rolex watches on a street corner.

Here's Yimmy kissing Jorch's ring butt.