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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83370 on: October 16, 2017, 10:52:29 PM »
George's last employer:


Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

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« Reply #83371 on: October 16, 2017, 10:55:42 PM »
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

LOL! That's it!  ;D

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« Reply #83372 on: October 16, 2017, 10:58:07 PM »
For some reason I found the guests/topics for tonight ironic.

A journalist discussing the health dangers of weedkiller and a medical doctor discussing NDE experiences.
Kind of hilarious.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83373 on: October 16, 2017, 11:04:17 PM »
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83374 on: October 17, 2017, 12:56:23 AM »
Dimbulb: "oh no she's not a scientist, she's just a reporter"

 I guess reporters aren't as important or worthwhile as scientists. Thanks for cluing us in Snorch.

Did you notice when Snorch first lost contact with Carey Gillam he did not have one single caller waiting? Fumblegums gets all antsy because he has to ad lib which always showcases his zero talent, then when he gets that one single caller he's so excited he forgets to announce the caller's name "we have a caller hellooooo!!" It's just comedy central baby.

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« Reply #83375 on: October 17, 2017, 02:59:37 AM »
Does George Noory suck?  Well, look closely at the photo.  I have never seen the skin below the center of his mouth so pink before.  On a Saturday morning, no less?  TMI.  Maybe there are some reasons men wear a little make-up nowadays!

https://www.google.com/search?q=george+noory+great+greek&client=tablet-alps-full_alco8127_6720-us&prmd=vni&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjkyIDpn_TWAhVS_WMKHXHsB9MQ_AUIFCgD&biw=1024&bih=600#imgrc=OSzkLczv9pDmfM:
Same shirt, same bangs, same restaurant, same week posted online, same hair loft, same wrinkles on shirt........  complexion normal.  He morphs!

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s750x750/sh0.08/e35/18646183_146822675859319_437185678837547008_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTUyMzA3MDI2OTM3NDIxODc1Mw%3D%3D.2

http://www.imgrum.org/place/the-great-greek-restaurant/1432026/J0HWeL0swAAAF0HWUhtWAAAAFuwBAA%253D%253D


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« Reply #83376 on: October 17, 2017, 03:05:50 AM »
Don't adopt black kids, and send them to the best schools and support them with unconditional love and financial excess. They just grow up to play Pro-Ball or President and throw you under the bus. :)


Throw YOU under the bus?  How dare they!   I can't imagine why...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83377 on: October 17, 2017, 03:14:03 AM »
Ha. Yes, the pictures of him always reminded me of a Turkish/Persian rug dealer in some market there (or even in the shadier of dealers here or in Europe.) Higher end stuff, but same mannerisms and negotiating styles (and swarthy look.) I think in his native tongue (my theory is that at home he was raised speaking another language) he would be better at delivery, speed, and not so mumbling, tongue-twisted. I'm surprised he also doesn't wear a bit more chains and a more shirt buttons unbuttoned also.

He said he used to sell shoes? Maybe in that manner of the stereo salesman: "No, No, you take this shoe. It fit, no? It fits!! Look- good leather- see that sheen. You take! I box it up."

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« Reply #83378 on: October 17, 2017, 01:10:44 PM »
George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83379 on: October 17, 2017, 01:23:51 PM »
... why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?...

... The socialist governments there...

You answered your own question

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83380 on: October 17, 2017, 01:32:34 PM »
You answered your own question

Don't think it's as simple as inferring all the authors, researchers, and experts who cite Europe as an example for the world are socialists. 

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« Reply #83381 on: October 17, 2017, 01:37:47 PM »
George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.
I thought Bayer was buying Monsanto? So maybe the EU ban actually helps the company as glyphosate is now generic since 2000 and many companies can make/sell it? If I were Bayer(Monsanto) I would want a ban so that I introduce a product under patent to replace and regain that market-share and sell at a higher price.

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« Reply #83382 on: October 17, 2017, 06:59:52 PM »
George's anti-Monsanto guest last kept hammering the point Europe is in the process of banning Roundup.  I'm under no illusion Monsanto is any better than the tobacco companies were back in the day denying the potentially harmful effects of their product, but why does this author (and many others on many topics) play the Europe card like they are some enlightened entity, a gold standard by which to judge the US and the rest of the world?  The socialist governments there protect their home grown companies, even subsidize their industries, so efforts on their part to ban an American commodity that almost monopolizes a particular, and very necessary, product line should come as no surprise.  I think it's a good bet there are a number of European made weedkillers those governments are pushing to take Roundup's place.
1.Europe bans like a hundred times more cosmetic ingredients then the U.S.
2. Europe has bidets!  Wheeeeeeeee...
3. Europe, just because an implement is used for a delicae process doesn't mean the item only comes with a 2" handle!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83383 on: October 18, 2017, 06:57:10 AM »
The usual train-wreck of an interview with Mr Lobo last night. A few items of suckery from the buffet...

Joorch mentions Psycho, and asks if it's a horror film (which is a bit like asking if The Bible is considered a religious text) and observes that Hitchcock used 'great filmography' to shoot the shower scene. Try cinematography, idiot. Hitch's filmography would be the record of films he made.

He also inexplicably asks if It is a horror film. Having been assured it's nothing else, he says SNL did a 'take-off' of It at the weekend. 'They had Hillary Clinton down there as the clown!', he chortles.  Clearly, Joorch didn't see it. The brilliant Kate McKinnon played Kellyanne Conway as Kellywise the clown who introduced her friend Hillary (also played by McKinnon), but Hillary was Hillary, down in the sewer giving away copies of What Happened, and not a clown.

'B' movies are mentioned, and Noory asks what defines a film  as an 'A' movie, or a 'B' or 'C' movie and adds, 'What do these numbers mean?'

-GNS


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83384 on: October 18, 2017, 08:59:31 AM »
The usual train-wreck of an interview with Mr Lobo last night. A few items of suckery from the buffet...

Joorch mentions Psycho, and asks if it's a horror film (which is a bit like asking if The Bible is considered a religious text) and observes that Hitchcock used 'great filmography' to shoot the shower scene. Try cinematography, idiot. Hitch's filmography would be the record of films he made.

He also inexplicably asks if It is a horror film. Having been assured it's nothing else, he says SNL did a 'take-off' of It at the weekend. 'They had Hillary Clinton down there as the clown!', he chortles.  Clearly, Joorch didn't see it. The brilliant Kate McKinnon played Kellyanne Conway as Kellywise the clown who introduced her friend Hillary (also played by McKinnon), but Hillary was Hillary, down in the sewer giving away copies of What Happened, and not a clown.

'B' movies are mentioned, and Noory asks what defines a film  as an 'A' movie, or a 'B' or 'C' movie and adds, 'What do these numbers mean?'

-GNS

His interviews with Mr. Lobo are especially frustrating.  He's been a guest several times and George, of course, asks the same old questions.  Mr. Lobo does a good job of patronizing George.  I wouldn't have the patience or desire to deal with George's shtick.  Anyway...

A couple other tidbits from last night:

After Mr. Lobo tells George he's busy and working on a few things, including a Halloween special that he can't give details of because he's airing a 'not yet released' movie, what does George do?  He presses him on what it is, etc.  Mr. Lobo talks around it and says it's top secret.  After this exchange George says "So give us some tips on what you're doing?"  Huh?  I'm thinking, he just did idiot! Plus, he asked for "tips?" Huh?  Maybe Noory wanted to learn something about...never mind...he doesn't.   Mr. Lobo seemed taken back for a second but carried on like a good soldier.

Being the segment was dedicated to horror and sci-fi George challenges him with a trivia question about the movie Tombstone.  Yep.  A western.

I wish Syrett or Knapp would interview Mr. Lobo.  Oh well.

GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83385 on: October 18, 2017, 09:09:20 AM »
The usual train-wreck of an interview with Mr Lobo last night. A few items of suckery from the buffet...

'B' movies are mentioned, and Noory asks what defines a film  as an 'A' movie, or a 'B' or 'C' movie and adds, 'What do these numbers mean?'

-GNS
Ha, ha, ha!  Thanks for my Jorch laugh of the day.  Kudos to all the BG posters who subject themselves to the grueling duty of actually tuning into Jorch to capture such moronic delights.  All of you deserve the Turkee Sammich Medal of Honor, with Pizza Roll Clusters.

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« Reply #83386 on: October 18, 2017, 09:17:47 AM »
Same shirt, same bangs, same restaurant, same week posted online, same hair loft, same wrinkles on shirt........  complexion normal.  He morphs!


Nice use of eyeliner on your eyebrows, Jorch!  Jorcha, Jorcha, Jorcha, Jorcha, Jorcha chameleon...




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« Reply #83387 on: October 18, 2017, 10:39:01 AM »
Ha, ha, ha!  Thanks for my Jorch laugh of the day.  Kudos to all the BG posters who subject themselves to the grueling duty of actually tuning into Jorch to capture such moronic delights.  All of you deserve the Turkee Sammich Medal of Honor, with Pizza Roll Clusters.

I would be humbled and honoured, IO. Will The Chase be played prior to the medal ceremony? I give you due warning that, if you do, I will take a knee while it plays to protest the Suckage Of Joorch.

And I look forward to hearing Joorch introduce Glynis McCants as The Letters Lady next time she's on.

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« Reply #83388 on: October 18, 2017, 10:48:26 AM »
I would be humbled and honoured, IO. Will The Chase be played prior to the medal ceremony? I give you due warning that, if you do, I will take a knee while it plays to protest the Suckage Of Joorch.

And I look forward to hearing Joorch introduce Glynis McCants as The Letters Lady next time she's on.
He, he... why not.  I'd only suggest you simulate you're giving Jorch a knee or a punch to the kisser.  Maybe both.




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« Reply #83389 on: October 18, 2017, 01:32:20 PM »
His interviews with Mr. Lobo are especially frustrating.  He's been a guest several times and George, of course, asks the same old questions.  Mr. Lobo does a good job of patronizing George.  I wouldn't have the patience or desire to deal with George's shtick.  Anyway...

A couple other tidbits from last night:

After Mr. Lobo tells George he's busy and working on a few things, including a Halloween special that he can't give details of because he's airing a 'not yet released' movie, what does George do?  He presses him on what it is, etc.  Mr. Lobo talks around it and says it's top secret.  After this exchange George says "So give us some tips on what you're doing?"  Huh?  I'm thinking, he just did idiot! Plus, he asked for "tips?" Huh?  Maybe Noory wanted to learn something about...never mind...he doesn't.   Mr. Lobo seemed taken back for a second but carried on like a good soldier.

Being the segment was dedicated to horror and sci-fi George challenges him with a trivia question about the movie Tombstone.  Yep.  A western.

I wish Syrett or Knapp would interview Mr. Lobo.  Oh well.

GNS

I picked up on a few more, the most egregious of which was George asking "Why do you do what you do?"
What??????????????
First of all, this is the 3rd interview I know of, so basically 6 hours into an interview George is asking the sort of boilerplate, softball question you might expect 10 minutes into a Larry King interview. Mr Lobo seemed confused, even repeating the question to George to make sure he heard it correctly.
Second of all, this generic, non specific question is proof that George is reading off the same set of 3x5 notecards for every guest. He just forget to [insert vocation].
Ugh Christ.

Mr. Lobo made fun of people asking him about westerns, even imitated a stupid voice. George, clearly not even listening to the story like a child distracted by a squirrel, could hardly wait for Lobo to stop talking so he could recite a line from Tombstone and try to have Lobo guess it. Again, Lobo seemed mildly perplexed.

George: " Do you like Goodfellas?"

And finally, being that master of talk radio he is, George wasted about 3 minutes of air time wondering if Ludacris was in Fast and the Furious, who wrote the theme song, how many films there were in the series, and just surfing the web while he tried to get the answers. They never figured out if Ludacris was in it or not. Riveting radio.

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« Reply #83390 on: October 18, 2017, 02:32:41 PM »
And finally, being that master of talk radio he is, George wasted about 3 minutes of air time wondering if Ludacris was in Fast and the Furious, who wrote the theme song, how many films there were in the series, and just surfing the web while he tried to get the answers. They never figured out if Ludacris was in it or not. Riveting radio.

He was in three of them. Also, his music was featured in the first one, which creates an in-universe paradox.


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« Reply #83391 on: October 18, 2017, 06:56:22 PM »


George: " Do you like Goodfellas?"



What an idiot. I barely know Mr Lobos. I've caught him rarely from time to time. But George........... is that asswipe drunk while he's on the air? Someone mentioned 3X5 cards. That may in fact be true. The questions are just bizarre as hell.

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« Reply #83392 on: October 19, 2017, 12:34:54 AM »
After reading your recaps I had to listen to it to see how bad it was. Jorge was indeed that horrible 

These guys were meant to be on tonight, they were bumped 24 hours before showtime without explanation, pretty classless C2C.


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« Reply #83393 on: October 19, 2017, 12:41:14 AM »
What a horrible interview, even for George.  There was a glimmer of hope when Mr. Lobo tried to steer the conversation towards the Mandela Effect, but Noory quickly steered it away.

I think Noory is incapable of even understanding what The Mandela Effect IS.  I hate those people.

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« Reply #83394 on: October 19, 2017, 02:32:48 AM »
Glad others commented on the Mr Lobo trainwreck of an interview, the guy is an amiable conversationalist about a fun pop culture topic, shlock B horror/sci-fi movies. Shnorry is actually of the exact vintage for the subject matter, he grew up during the heyday of the B horror/monster movie shows on local TV. Yet like with every other subject matter he is embarrassingly ignorant, he's gone through life without any real interest or attachment to anything or anybody, he's emotionally and intellectually a very flat tire. Obtuse is a word I keep going back to when writing about Jorch. I felt bad for Mr. Lobo, it's like being trapped alone in a conversation with an old uncle or aunt who never was interesting or had much to offer even when they were younger.  I'd feel sorry for Jorch as well because he looked so sad and bad doing the interview but Jorch has zero self awareness and thought he and Mr. Lobo were having a rollicking good time. Cringe factor was off the chart for me.

The interchange that dropped my jaw even for Jorch was after another awkward pause where you know Mr Lobo is sitting at the other end of the phone silently mouthing 'what the fuck?'.  Jorch we know drops the same observations and questions on his listeners and guests all the time but seems to be totally unaware of it. He's like a primitive robot that has a glitch in its hardware that randomly retrieves something out of memory when triggered by a word or a picture or anything. So suddenly out of an awkward pause Jorch throws this old chestnut of his out:

'You know, I don't think John Wayne movies, westerns like that, or um ... Frank Sinatra movies would work today. What do yeeew think?'

WHAT THE FUCK ....... what kind of sense does this make, those movies even pre-date himself. This is like interviewing a rock and roll historian about different eras and genres of popular rock music and the current music scene and this comes out of your mouth 'You know, I don't think Doris Day or Bing Crosby with their records or um .. even a Glenn Miller would do well today. What do yeeew think?'  The response should be 'I think you're insane or just really stupid or at best high as fuck on something.'

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« Reply #83395 on: October 19, 2017, 04:47:24 AM »
What a horrible interview, even for George.  There was a glimmer of hope when Mr. Lobo tried to steer the conversation towards the Mandela Effect, but Noory quickly steered it away.

I think Noory is incapable of even understanding what The Mandela Effect IS.  I hate those people.
You didnt like his interview with the lady?

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« Reply #83396 on: October 19, 2017, 04:55:29 AM »
Same shirt, same bangs, same restaurant, same week posted online, same hair loft, same wrinkles on shirt........  complexion normal.  He morphs!

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s750x750/sh0.08/e35/18646183_146822675859319_437185678837547008_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTUyMzA3MDI2OTM3NDIxODc1Mw%3D%3D.2

http://www.imgrum.org/place/the-great-greek-restaurant/1432026/J0HWeL0swAAAF0HWUhtWAAAAFuwBAA%253D%253D


Yeah if he is not wearing eyebrow pencil, he should be!  And feather it!!

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« Reply #83397 on: October 19, 2017, 08:59:38 AM »
After reading your recaps I had to listen to it to see how bad it was. Jorge was indeed that horrible 

These guys were meant to be on tonight, they were bumped 24 hours before showtime without explanation, pretty classless C2C.


Tommy probably figured out they would call Noory out on any bullshit.  Reading the comments on their feed was delightful.

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« Reply #83398 on: October 19, 2017, 09:00:57 AM »
What an idiot. I barely know Mr Lobos. I've caught him rarely from time to time. But George........... is that asswipe drunk while he's on the air? Someone mentioned 3X5 cards. That may in fact be true. The questions are just bizarre as hell.

Noory also claims to do about 8 hours of "show prep."  A glass of wine per hour, perhaps?  ;)

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« Reply #83399 on: October 19, 2017, 12:07:45 PM »
Just in case yeeewww were getting tired of Doc Wallet, yeeewww can listen to one of his clones tonight.

Thursday - October 19, 2017
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Benjamin Fuchs
First Half: Registered pharmacist, nutritionist and cosmetic chemist, Ben Fuchs shares alternative health concepts, and offers tips on supplements and healthy changes to one's diet and lifestyle.