George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jojo]

George writes love letters to Linda then tears them up. Linda posts in George Noory Sucks under an anonymous user name

Lol.

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[GravitySucks]

George writes love letters to Linda then tears them up. Linda posts in George Noory Sucks under an anonymous user name

Lol.

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Probably because it is in an imgur gallery. Not sure.

[Dr. MD MD]

George writes love letters to Linda then tears them up. Linda posts in George Noory Sucks under an anonymous user name

Lol.

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Yeah, the file should end in an image extension, like .jpg or .gif, etc.

[Sarcastic Plastic]

Looking forward to another two hours of open line wasteland. The show sinks deeper into the abyss.

[paladin1991]

Yeppers.  Still suckz

[Parris001]

I've had a bitter email feud going back and forth between me and Danheiser.

I finally got him to make an insensitive remark of a homophobic nature. I wanna run with it. Take it to his higher ups.

We sold all just load Danheiser's inbox with hate email. The dumb fat fucks feels the need to respond to all of them, so we could really tie his weekend up.

[ItsOver]

Linda pines for the days when she had a small, but fiercely masturbatory, captive audience of nerdy baby-boomer men to tease and rape under the azure glow of a UFO lava lamp.

She will always have Jorch.

http://youtu.be/FC1C4g8YOA4

[PB the Deplorable]

I've had a bitter email feud going back and forth between me and Danheiser.

I finally got him to make an insensitive remark of a homophobic nature. I wanna run with it. Take it to his higher ups.

We should all just load Danheiser's inbox with hate email. The dumb fat fucks feels the need to respond to all of them, so we could really tie his weekend up.

What's his email address?

[ItsOver]

What's his email address?

bigtommee@ilovetwinkies.com

[Swishypants]

Okee.. are you going to start a thread, then?

Good idea. I did it. I patted his nutsack and shit in a bag and mailed it to myself. Fuck everything!

[Dateline]

Norry be fashionable:

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Fashion Flash:  The avatar Swishypants has been attracting some attention with those wonderful color pants.  Would it be fun to color-coordinate your Grampers with your britches?  Grampers has been inspired.  Our design team is working overtime and that design, too will soon be available.

Fall for the new "Grampers Pampers", choices and you will be the model of whatever way you walk. 

[Jojo]

What's his email address?

Start a thread?  BTW, what is the debate about!

[Parris001]

What's his email address?

TDanheiser@premiernetworks.com

[Swishypants]

Jojo you ignorant slut!

[Jojo]

Jojo you ignorant slut!

Oops im pregnant.

[Jojo]

Probably because it is in an imgur gallery. Not sure.

Yes, thank you and MD MD too.  I see no "jpg" on my Imjur upload!  No preggie pics, sorry then.

[Jojo]

Alcoholism is in the rise among celebrities and the general population.  Last month, The National Epidemiological Survey on Alcohol and Related Conditions studied over 40,000 Americans and found that increases in Alcoholism now constitute a public health crisis, especially among women, minorities, and people over age 65, like George.

Source:  http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapsychiatry/article-abstract/2647079

The bumper music song, "All I Have to Do is Dream" includes an alcohol reference.

Alcohol in Coast:
All i have to do is dream
Hey nineteen

[Jojo]

The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

"Are you ready for- callsherewego."
Sept. 19, 2017.

[Jojo]

George writes love letters to Linda then tears them up. Linda posts in George Noory Sucks under an anonymous user name

Dear Linda,
     I love the nights when you work on Coast  It gives me a break!
Yours truly,

[136 or 142]

Loony guest: "My goal is to be 100% correct."  She just has 100% of the way to go.

[Zetaspeak]

Did anybody hear the horrible Noory show yesterday so I couldn't stay on because the guests were horrible but flipped on during top of hour to catch the Vegas news from local affiliate news updates and Noory then talks about it coming in from commercial.

So I wasn't paying full attention but he did talk about the Vegas incident like it was a terrorist attack but then I think he added that it would feel less worse if it was just a mentally ill person. If any poor so listen to him can you confirm that or not. I think it was the start of the third our or around there

He was also talking in the second half of the show to somebody who works with police and Noory said there would be no police shootings if people just listened and obey and police is never in the wrong.

As WHO mentioned in the Vegas shooting thread, what are the odds Noory have an pro NRA guy like Lott on today or tomorrow

[Here We Go Again]

He was also talking in the second half of the show to somebody who works with police and Noory said there would be no police shootings if people just listened and obey and police is never in the wrong.

Really? Is this the same George Noory who brags about having "the highest prisoner listener-ship of any talk-radio program"? Is this the same George Noory who does a shout-out to convicted felons with "Hi, guys'? Is this the same George Noory who once stated that some -- some -- of those in prison did what they did? But so many were "railroaded" by the law and convicted unjustly?

Noory is a complete fake. He'll side with law enforcement on one hand, then side with convicted felons on the other hand. He's too weak to make a stand one way or another. Note how he praises that one Cornelius caller -- who admitted he's a convicted felon seeking some "Presidential Pardon" -- even though he brags about being some "guns" or "bullets" guy. And Noory never questions him on that. Convicted felons aren't allowed under federal law to have guns or ammunition -- but maybe that one caller is an exception?

Of course, Noory stands with whoever is there at the time, then doing a complete turn when an opposing point comes around. His praise of convicted felons says a lot about the guy -- sticking up for them (not their victims) and then dare claiming they were "railroaded" by the law. But then praising the law for what they do -- like putting away these lowlifes he also claims to support.

[michio]

As WHO mentioned in the Vegas shooting thread, what are the odds Noory have an pro NRA guy like Lott on today or tomorrow

I'd say extremely good odds because he did tonight. You'd think sNoory wouldn't be so paranoid about his beloved lethal weapons now that an NRA proponent is president. They damn near tore their hair out when Obama was in office, hoarding guns and ammo as prices went through the roof. But as sure as sNoory will repeat a story he's told 5000 times to his guests and audience, every mass shooting he has on Lott within a day or two to protect his "impartial" beliefs. It was too early to talk about gun limits in the WH press briefing, but it's never too early to talk about guns with no limits on 'The Georgie sNoory Show.'

[Here We Go Again]

I'd say extremely good odds because he did tonight.

Odd, in all the discussion, George Noory was seeking answers -- but never brought up that shooter's apparent gambling issues. I read the news accounts and can only speculate. He gambled one heck of a lot. Maybe that guy did indeed have a lot of money, but had a gambling problem and lost so much -- if not all -- of it. Then, a motive may be to "get back" at the city which he feel ruined him. Perhaps. Less at ludicrous conspiracy theories about "False Flags," there may be a simple explanation to what triggered that shooter that Noory never engaged.   

[Zetaspeak]

So how is Jorge a shithead let us count the ways

-Criticize people bringing up gun control during the day, yet brings in a NRA spokesperson  every time
- Put himself in victim place that he never met and said "They would want everybody to move on"
- Again said somehow it feels less worse to be killed by an "wacked out" American  than a terrorist

No mention of More Guns, Less Crime as it probably not the best title today when the killer had over 20 guns on him

[21st Century Man]

So how is Jorge a shithead let us count the ways

-Criticize people bringing up gun control during the day, yet brings in a NRA spokesperson  every time
- Put himself in victim place that he never met and said "They would want everybody to move on"
- Again said somehow it feels less worse to be killed by an "wacked out" American  than a terrorist

No mention of More Guns, Less Crime as it probably not the best title today when the killer had over 20 guns on him

Well less guns and more crime seems to be the rule of day in Chicago.  My point is that only the bad guys in Chicago have guns.  I do sympathize with you and think he should not have had Lott on but I don't listen much anyway.

[Dr. MD MD]

Well less guns and more crime seems to be the rule of day in Chicago.  My point is that only the bad guys in Chicago have guns.  I do sympathize with you and think he should not have had Lott on but I don't listen much anyway.

The guns he was using weren't legally obtained. If the point is moot you must refute. 

[Jojo]

You're right. Gilligan's Island was pretty funny. 

George.


Linda.💐

[Jojo]

Did anybody hear the horrible Noory show yesterday so I couldn't stay on because the guests were horrible but flipped on during top of hour to catch the Vegas news from local affiliate news updates and Noory then talks about it coming in from commercial.

So I wasn't paying full attention but he did talk about the Vegas incident like it was a terrorist attack but then I think he added that it would feel less worse if it was just a mentally ill person. If any poor so listen to him can you confirm that or not. I think it was the start of the third our or around there

He was also talking in the second half of the show to somebody who works with police and Noory said there would be no police shootings if people just listened and obey and police is never in the wrong.

As WHO mentioned in the Vegas shooting thread, what are the odds Noory have an pro NRA guy like Lott on today or tomorrow

Sunday
                                                 

Producer and employee

[Dr. MD MD]

George.


Linda.💐

Sure, Mary Ann would make a good Linda but this is definitely George:



Here he is after he stepped into that sinkhole.