Topic: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

Norry hosts in perpetual Mercury Retrograde.

[Jojo]

Norry hosts in perpetual Mercury Retrograde.

It is true - I think his Mercury is in Taurus or something.  I just remember it's horribly positioned.  Perhaps this is why when something is really important, you can tell he reads it.  He always has papers with him, it seems.  Maybe that's normal, probably a good idea.

Yep, a total fraud. She’s told that poor woman that her missing daughter was dead and then the woman died a while later, believing it was true. Then the daughter escaped her captivity and was found. There should be a special place in hell for Sylvia.

Perhaps the woman was wiser than that.

[Jojo]

Did anyone notice that Norry got cagey with the astrologer last night because he could not give him definite answers on the world events he questioned him about?

I would have like to hear that, but I am not listening lately.

[Jojo]

It was endearing. I want him on a panel with Lindsey Williams to discuss geopolitics, energy prices, and Armageddon. But, man, his website is awful. Though at least he didn't do the usual C2C guest black-ground and lots of java-scripting blinking links just a white background, lots of text, and unworkable page bookmarks. But just put the book up as a .pdf for a download if you won't invest in hardcopies or other, better, e-format.

http://www.thecomingofarmageddon.com/index.html 

ps: He was right, to an extent, about China and their military, goals, and high-tech, though.

Thanks for the preview/review.

[Jojo]

Yep, a total fraud. She’s told that poor woman that her missing daughter was dead and then the woman died a while later, believing it was true. Then the daughter escaped her captivity and was found. There should be a special place in hell for Sylvia.

Would you rather spend the last year of your life believing your daughter was a sex slave being thrown down sets of stairs to cause multiple abortions, while nonetheless being expected to help midwife the loving births of the "favorite" sex slave?  Thank God Sylvia did NOT tell the mother the truth - what mother should spent her last year in heart failure with that kind of knowledge?  I'm sorry if I sound superficial but Sylvia made the mother's last year on Earth tolerable.  The mother would have been insane with unbearable agitation, had the psychic told her the actual heinous truths which were occurring.

And Sylvia was correct along the lines of the mother & daughter being dead to each other, in effect, because one did die before any contact was made.

People should be so GLAD that Arial Castro's victims survived, that gladness should preclude any negativity about some psychic.  In the larger picture, in the aftermath, the psychic is just a drop in a huge bucket.

[Dr. MD MD]

Would you rather spend the last year of your life believing your daughter was a sex slave being thrown down sets of stairs to cause multiple abortions, while nonetheless being expected to help midwife the loving births of the "favorite" sex slave?  Thank God Sylvia did NOT tell the mother the truth - what mother should spent her last year in heart failure with that kind of knowledge?  I'm sorry if I sound superficial but Sylvia made the mother's last year on Earth tolerable.  The mother would have been insane with unbearable agitation, had the psychic told her the actual heinous truths which were occurring.

And Sylvia was correct along the lines of the mother & daughter being dead to each other, in effect, because one did die before any contact was made.

People should be so GLAD that Arial Castro's victims survived, that gladness should preclude any negativity about some psychic.  In the larger picture, in the aftermath, the psychic is just a drop in a huge bucket.

Wake up! She didn’t tell the mother the truth because she didn’t know it...because SHE’S NOT PSYCHIC!!

[ItsOver]

Wake up! She didn’t tell the mother the truth because she didn’t know it...because SHE’S NOT PSYCHIC!!

Heh, hey, Doc.  True dat, but your wife Jojo the Yoyo IS psycho.

[Dr. MD MD]

Heh, hey, Doc.  True dat, but your wife Jojo the Yoyo IS psycho.

Maybe a little but most women are. That’s why she needs me to help save her from herself and to mansplain things to her.

[username]

Yep, a total fraud. She’s told that poor woman that her missing daughter was dead and then the woman died a while later, believing it was true. Then the daughter escaped her captivity and was found. There should be a special place in hell for Sylvia.

She's an awful person, a psychopathic pathological liar.

[sampson2625]

You ever see the photo that surfaced of noory mansplaining how to host a paranormal show to Wade?

[Jojo]

Wake up! She didn’t tell the mother the truth because she didn’t know it...because SHE’S NOT PSYCHIC!!

That's what I'm saying.  She didn't tell it because she didn't know it.  AND THANK GOD.  The poor woman probably wouldn't have been able to take the real truth.  And the death of one DID make a permanent loss in any case.

BE GLAD the survivor escaped.  That is all that matters.

[Dateline]

It's out just in time for Black Friday Christmas sales.  The new designer mens' fragrance, "Old Norry", with the rare essence of tumeric and the blend of rare beats."

"For when you are as elusive as an astrologer predicting world events."  Look for it wherever bad toupees are sold, on the UFO conference circuit, and at Walgreens and CVS.

[albrecht]

It's out just in time for Black Friday Christmas sales.  The new designer mens' fragrance, "Old Norry", with the rare essence of tumeric and the blend of rare beats."

"For when you are as elusive as an astrologer predicting world events."  Look for it wherever bad toupees are sold, on the UFO conference circuit, and at Walgreens and CVS.

Word on the North Pole's streets is that Santa is going to put "Holiday Magic Coast-Style" CDs instead of a lumps of coal into bad children's Christmas stockings.

[Uncle Duke]

George must have been very ill at ease last night as Streiber told multiple stories about his sexual adventures with the "visitors."  The first dealt with them pinching his nipples, followed later by him waking up to find something between his legs touching his "intimate area."  He saved the best for last when, right at the end of his segment, he starting getting somewhat graphic in detailing actually sexual relationships with the "visitors."  George panicked, cutting him off with a plea of, "Whitley, you were a married man!" 

That's quality radio right there.

[Dateline]

Do you think he could be impeached for violation of personal trust, misinformation and abuse of duties?

[At the stroke of midnight]

George must have been very ill at ease last night as Streiber told multiple stories about his sexual adventures with the "visitors."  The first dealt with them pinching his nipples, followed later by him waking up to find something between his legs touching his "intimate area."  He saved the best for last when, right at the end of his segment, he starting getting somewhat graphic in detailing actually sexual relationships with the "visitors."  George panicked, cutting him off with a plea of, "Whitley, you were a married man!" 

That's quality radio right there.

Damn... wish I had heard that. I have to admit, pod casts just don't have that kind of humor.

[ItsOver]

George must have been very ill at ease last night as Streiber told multiple stories about his sexual adventures with the "visitors."  The first dealt with them pinching his nipples, followed later by him waking up to find something between his legs touching his "intimate area."  He saved the best for last when, right at the end of his segment, he starting getting somewhat graphic in detailing actually sexual relationships with the "visitors."  George panicked, cutting him off with a plea of, "Whitley, you were a married man!" 

That's quality radio right there.

Ha! Jorch must have been sweating, realizing Ma Noory might be listening and could cut-off his cookie supply and wash his mouth out with soap. 

[albrecht]

George must have been very ill at ease last night as Streiber told multiple stories about his sexual adventures with the "visitors."  The first dealt with them pinching his nipples, followed later by him waking up to find something between his legs touching his "intimate area."  He saved the best for last when, right at the end of his segment, he starting getting somewhat graphic in detailing actually sexual relationships with the "visitors."  George panicked, cutting him off with a plea of, "Whitley, you were a married man!" 

That's quality radio right there.

Sounds like some German porno, not that I would know anything about that. So maybe there is some validity that the NAZIs went into space/hollow-earth and are, actually, the "aliens" revisiting and doing all the experiments and probing. They, like the aliens, were known for bad experiments and abductions. And also had fascinations with "Nordics."

I wonder how Art would've handled these new revelations? He enjoyed when he had female guests who had "relations" with aliens, demons, and the like and it made some great radio.

[Dateline]

George must have been very ill at ease last night as Streiber told multiple storiels about his sexual adventures with the "visitors."  The first dealt with them pinching his nipples, followed later by him waking up to find something between his legs touching his "intimate area."  He saved the best for last when, right at the end of his segment, he starting getting somewhat graphic in detailing actually sexual relationships with the "visitors."  George panicked, cutting him off with a plea of, "Whitley, you were a married man!" 

That's quality radio right there.

I wonder if that segment will be the selection of the day for the Coast Youtube channel?  I would like to hear the squirm.

[albrecht]

I wonder if that segment will be the selection of the day for the Coast Youtube channel?  I would like to hear the squirm.

In my AM market the local station has replaced Clyde and other guests and now replays a segment of the splihit show format 2hrs before the live C2C show. In this case they did not replay Whitley's segment but choose to replay the Planet-X guest.

[Uncle Duke]

Sounds like some German porno, not that I would know anything about that. So maybe there is some validity that the NAZIs went into space/hollow-earth and are, actually, the "aliens" revisiting and doing all the experiments and probing. They, like the aliens, were known for bad experiments and abductions. And also had fascinations with "Nordics."

I wonder how Art would've handled these new revelations? He enjoyed when he had female guests who had "relations" with aliens, demons, and the like and it made some great radio.

I don't believe he actually saw what was pinching his nipples, but he did describe whatever was between his legs as a black mass.  I don't remember if it just disappeared when he lifted the covers or if he saw it physically depart.  No details on the sexual adventures at the end, George's comment about being married at the time segwayed Streiber into the somewhat anguished story of him pleading with his wife to forgive him for what he saw as infidelity.  Thankfully she was most forgiving, believing he was forced into it against his will.  Apparently graphic details of his adventures are included in one of his books.

[albrecht]

I don't believe he actually saw what was pinching his nipples, but he did describe whatever was between his legs as a black mass.  I don't remember if it just disappeared when he lifted the covers or if he saw it physically depart.  No details on the sexual adventures at the end, George's comment about being married at the time segwayed Streiber into the somewhat anguished story of him pleading with his wife to forgive him for what he saw as infidelity.  Thankfully she was most forgiving, believing he was forced into it against his will.  Apparently graphic details of his adventures are included in one of his books.

"This is a family show" but why would what one colloquially be called a "wet dream," be a case for infidelity or his wife's alarm?  Although the obvious bizarre subjects in the dream for arousal might be a concern. Maybe even it could be called what in the middle-ages, or in late night radio shows, call a succubus attack? In either case or name alien extraction, succubus, or nocturnal emission- it is not that person's fault., I guess, arguably, some Freudian type might say his subconscious caused the dream subject so some guilt? Or his guilt caused the dream? Or his meditations (coming after previous abductions and anal probing) caused the later ones?

 I would've been more concerned with the focus on all the prior anal probing, if I was his wife.  I seem to recall before he claimed "it was rape" when Art mentioned how people make fun of his experience and it has become a meme or joke in common culture: "alien anal probing." But last night with Norry he said that they didn't anything bad to him? And even "dance around like in a chorus line?"     

Or it was real and aliens just have a very strange sexual tastes and attractions- of all the people on earth to target.....

[ItsOver]

...Apparently graphic details of his adventures are included in one of his books.

At this point, Streiber's hallucinations should be included in comic books.

[albrecht]

Norry last night: "I mean there is nothing religious about a Nativity Scene."

What a good Catholic boy who attended Catholic school. Nothing "religious" about a Nativity Scene.

The guest was amazed at the idiocy but covered for Norry and just said that we will agree to disagree.  He also was able to be calm and just carry on when Norry repeated the same questions over and over and cut him off to go to a commercial break just when a story got interesting, as usual with his interviewing style.

[Dateline]

Yoooo!  Hoooo!  Anyone listening?  Anyone at home?

[Kidnostad3]

I don't believe he actually saw what was pinching his nipples, but he did describe whatever was between his legs as a black mass.  I don't remember if it just disappeared when he lifted the covers or if he saw it physically depart.  No details on the sexual adventures at the end, George's comment about being married at the time segwayed Streiber into the somewhat anguished story of him pleading with his wife to forgive him for what he saw as infidelity.  Thankfully she was most forgiving, believing he was forced into it against his will.  Apparently graphic details of his adventures are included in one of his books.

Strieber has definitely given a whole new meaning to the term "getting some strange."  (Okay, someone had to say it.)

[Dateline]

Tonight it is a self-fulfilling prophesy for Norry, "The World's  Slimiest Creatures."

[Jojo]

Yoooo!  Hoooo!  Anyone listening?  Anyone at home?

No one home.  Just like George:  Lights are on but no one is home.  He should just give Cheryll the show and retire.  Or the opposite.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Although I have heard the Ape Canyon story told many times on C2C, I have never heard it told correctly, including last night. Twice I have made the trek up to the site of Fred Beck's  cabin on the edge of Ape Canyon; not a difficult hike,  just. about five miles. So far on C2C, the guests have always said the mountain devil was shot by Beck and tumbled into the canyon BEFORE the attack. Actually, that happened the morning after, as the miners were beating a hasty retreat. One mountain devil was shot AT by Beck the. afternoon before the attack, but was not hit. Considering that the tale, in Beck's own words, is online... well, it can only be laziness that it continues to be repeated in error.

Back in the days before Bigfoot was a thing, a few respected researchers like John Green and Rene Dahinden spent their entire lives devoted to the Bigfoot enigma. Now anyone can read a few books and come on C2C as a "researcher" and an "expert". They just repeat what they read. C2C rarely has the real deal as a guest. The producers are as lazy as George.

[Dateline]

Because of the holidays, we had our Paranormal Meeting and Happy Hour.  I learned some new facts and feelings on the Norry/She'-She' affair.  It broke my heart on behalf of She'-She'.  I will be sharing bits and pieces.

First and most important,  She'-She' is not a transgender.  She is a normal person, who has suffered greatly, at the hands of Norry and corporate America.