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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90510 on: June 13, 2019, 02:30:27 AM »
Just tuned in.  Have I missed anything interesting?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90511 on: June 13, 2019, 03:45:21 AM »
Just tuned in.  Have I missed anything interesting?
Yes, George caresses the word "actress" every time he thinks of one.  What's it to him?

George, the word is "actor".  Actor, actor, actor.  "Actress" went out with "stewardess" and "waitress" and "fireman" and "mailman".  We have actors, flight attendants, servers, fire fighters and mail carriers.  And we don't caress the words.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90512 on: June 13, 2019, 04:56:20 AM »
Yes, George caresses the word "actress" every time he thinks of one.  What's it to him?

George, the word is "actor".  Actor, actor, actor.  "Actress" went out with "stewardess" and "waitress" and "fireman" and "mailman".  We have actors, flight attendants, servers, fire fighters and mail carriers.  And we don't caress the words.

Amazing.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90513 on: June 13, 2019, 08:47:08 AM »
Amazing.
LOL.  I wonder what the PC term is for "brainwashed moron."


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90514 on: June 13, 2019, 09:12:51 AM »
Charles Fishman was excellent.

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« Reply #90515 on: June 13, 2019, 09:18:33 AM »

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« Reply #90516 on: June 13, 2019, 09:44:04 AM »
Steve Quayle's always worth a few loffs. Hopefully George doesn't rein him in like the last time

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90517 on: June 13, 2019, 09:54:00 AM »
Steve Quayle's always worth a few loffs. Hopefully George doesn't rein him in like the last time
Guffaw.  Just insert the word "actress" and he'll won't notice the rest.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90518 on: June 13, 2019, 09:58:03 AM »
Steve Quayle's always worth a few loffs. Hopefully George doesn't rein him in like the last time
He'd make a good regular replacement for LMH.  The best thing about Quayle is he usually keeps talking while Jorch catches up on his sleep. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90519 on: June 13, 2019, 12:04:56 PM »
Norry does not need an actress, he has a gang of roadies that follows him and his "team" to all of his personal appearances, speaking engagements, and live events.  This is said to be a gang of give or take five, and they are all under thirty.  They give comfort and solace to the needy.  Yeah, right. 

This was the word at my most recent paranormal Happy Hour, so you know it is vetted.

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« Reply #90520 on: June 13, 2019, 05:13:29 PM »
I havenít heard Quayle in years. I may listen. Heís a hoot.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90521 on: June 13, 2019, 05:13:49 PM »
Norry does not need an actress, he has a gang of roadies that follows him and his "team" to all of his personal appearances, speaking engagements, and live events.  This is said to be a gang of give or take five, and they are all under thirty.  They give comfort and solace to the needy.  Yeah, right. 

This was the word at my most recent paranormal Happy Hour, so you know it is vetted.
Pics! 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90522 on: June 13, 2019, 05:44:37 PM »
Pics!


I think there is  a pic of them with him singing at Contact in the desert floating around on this thread, but their  identity had not been disclosed. The group is fungible, however.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90523 on: June 13, 2019, 06:27:48 PM »
Norry does not need an actress, he has a gang of roadies that follows him and his "team" to all of his personal appearances, speaking engagements, and live events.  This is said to be a gang of give or take five, and they are all under thirty.  They give comfort and solace to the needy.  Yeah, right. 

This was the word at my most recent paranormal Happy Hour, so you know it is vetted.
OMG - Look what I found!  The information was vetted, but the ladies themselves were vexxed!

BEFORE


DAY AFTER

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90524 on: June 13, 2019, 06:38:07 PM »
OMG - Look what I found!  The information was vetted, but the ladies themselves were vexxed!

BEFORE


DAY AFTER


this is a perfect template for so many things.
i reserve the right to steal it.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90525 on: June 13, 2019, 06:49:54 PM »
I think there is  a pic of them with him singing at Contact in the desert floating around on this thread, but their  identity had not been disclosed. The group is fungible, however.

BEFORE


DAY AFTER


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90526 on: June 13, 2019, 06:52:02 PM »
this is a perfect template for so many things.
i reserve the right to steal it.
Thanks  :).  Liberace might swing you a deal...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90527 on: June 14, 2019, 02:55:29 AM »

Coast thanks to George, Tommy and Lisa is now complete trash. 90% of the shows are medical and nutritional snake oil, healing hokum and woo woo wack-a-doodles of all kinds.




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90528 on: June 14, 2019, 07:22:21 AM »
Coast thanks to George, Tommy and Lisa is now complete trash. 90% of the shows are medical and nutritional snake oil, healing hokum and woo woo wack-a-doodles of all kinds.
They're no doubt getting paid by outfits like Youngevity, Wallach's scam, to basically run infomercials with "golly, gee" Noory.  Their typical audience doesn't know the difference so I'm sure that operation just sees it as another way to pull in some more bucks.

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« Reply #90529 on: June 14, 2019, 08:44:56 AM »
I snoozed through most of last night but came briefly awake to hear Steve Quayle come up with this little gem: "We only see a small part of the visible light spectrum".

**guffaw

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90530 on: June 14, 2019, 09:18:42 AM »
this little gem: "We only see a small part of the visible light spectrum".

**guffaw


https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/08/6-animals-that-can-see-or-glow-in-ultraviolet-light/243634/

Sure, because birds and bees see invisible light. You're reaching here.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90531 on: June 14, 2019, 09:29:13 AM »

https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/08/6-animals-that-can-see-or-glow-in-ultraviolet-light/243634/

Sure, because birds and bees see invisible light. You're reaching here.

Ultraviolet is specifically not part of the visible spectrum.

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« Reply #90532 on: June 14, 2019, 09:34:18 AM »



So the bees are flying around using Braille? That would certainly help explain all the colony collapse disorder.

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« Reply #90533 on: June 14, 2019, 10:50:06 AM »
I havenít heard Quayle in years. I may listen. Heís a hoot.

I'd like to know what Quayle's annual speed budget is.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90534 on: June 14, 2019, 11:00:47 AM »
Oh man I didn't know Quayle was on before the lucid dreaming bore. Quayle NEVER disappoints.

He had some photos last night from god knows where and he is describing one of them in his loud bluster

'YOU CLEARLY SEE AN AZTEC PRIEST HOLDING THE SEVERED HEAD OF AN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL'  i lost it

and George as always played the part of credulous idiot replied with 'amazing' or 'unbelievable'

Quayle says the Aztecs and Incas didn't build their impressive pyramid structures, aliens did with their superior alien technology, George offers 'by levitation maybe'


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« Reply #90535 on: June 14, 2019, 11:32:24 AM »


Looks like a Richard Syrett night!   ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90536 on: June 14, 2019, 02:54:41 PM »
Lucy Pringle? Ednaís daughter?

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« Reply #90537 on: June 14, 2019, 03:57:44 PM »
I'd like to know what Quayle's annual speed budget is.
Oh, ew.  Irreversible brain damage, the aftermath of meth.
http://healthland.time.com/2011/11/21/why-the-myth-of-the-meth-damaged-brain-may-hinder-recovery/

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90538 on: June 14, 2019, 04:04:16 PM »
Oh man I didn't know Quayle was on before the lucid dreaming bore. Quayle NEVER disappoints.

He had some photos last night from god knows where and he is describing one of them in his loud bluster

'YOU CLEARLY SEE AN AZTEC PRIEST HOLDING THE SEVERED HEAD OF AN EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL'  i lost it

and George as always played the part of credulous idiot replied with 'amazing' or 'unbelievable'

Quayle says the Aztecs and Incas didn't build their impressive pyramid structures, aliens did with their superior alien technology, George offers 'by levitation maybe'
Some theorists think some of the stones were made in place.  Like this drexecl University guy:
"Barsoum, a professor of materials engineering, said microscope, X-ray and chemical analysis of scraps of stone from the pyramids "suggest a small but significant percentage of blocks on the higher portions of the pyramids were cast" from concrete."
https://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/23/world/africa/23iht-pyramid.1.12259608.html

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90539 on: June 14, 2019, 04:06:10 PM »
Ultraviolet is specifically not part of the visible spectrum.
Well, I guess for bees, they're saying some of it is.
https://news.ncsu.edu/2011/07/wms-what-bees-see/