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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90240 on: May 29, 2019, 06:10:12 AM »
George's mother sounds like a sweet, devout woman with a very healthy attitude towards life. I wonder when George decided to go over to the dark side and cast his lot in with create-your-own-reality huxsters, Freemasons, and new age gurus who fleece and kill their followers. I wonder how she felt when George and his guest pissed all over the 100th anniversary of Our Lady of Fatima.

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« Reply #90241 on: May 29, 2019, 08:12:25 AM »
You know what this means don't you?  Norry will be on the air at least until he is at least ninety.
Probably true.

Something really funny happened last night.  George is the king of bum-rushing, but his mother had rank.  In what sounded like a stream-of-consciousness, George admitted he couldn't get away with trying to pull that on "his own mother" which also he couldn't get way with last time too.  So, now we know where he gets some of his forcefulness, lol.

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« Reply #90242 on: May 29, 2019, 08:13:25 AM »
You know what this means don't you?  Norry will be on the air at least until he is at least ninety.
Let's hope Noory was adopted.


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« Reply #90243 on: May 29, 2019, 08:40:39 AM »


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« Reply #90244 on: May 29, 2019, 05:40:30 PM »
Worth posting here. Nice job 14. Quite a tale. 

http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=8324.msg1329557#msg1329557

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« Reply #90245 on: May 29, 2019, 05:41:55 PM »
You know what this means don't you?  Norry will be on the air at least until he is at least ninety.
Worse he will be on the air for centuries though he will be using the name Dexter Monterrey. So says a psychic dentist.

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« Reply #90246 on: May 29, 2019, 08:02:33 PM »

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90247 on: May 29, 2019, 08:17:07 PM »
Really? 

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90248 on: May 29, 2019, 10:42:19 PM »
Really?
Nah.  In reality, I tossed sand in Tommy's eyes and then jumped George's bones with my baby maker.

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« Reply #90249 on: May 29, 2019, 11:36:32 PM »
What is this?  I think it's the International Sign Language sign for "Fuck you".  Mr. Darkside himself.

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« Reply #90250 on: May 29, 2019, 11:48:50 PM »
Trying to keep the uh, S.O., out of the picture hmmm?  Quick everybody, act normal!  S.O. has a pony?  And chunks of hair missing?  What is this!

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« Reply #90251 on: May 29, 2019, 11:59:39 PM »
Hi  :-*

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« Reply #90252 on: May 30, 2019, 12:20:30 AM »
Nah.  In reality, I tossed sand in Tommy's eyes and then jumped George's bones with my baby maker.

I hear he is quite the donor.

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« Reply #90253 on: May 30, 2019, 12:22:32 AM »
Trying to keep the uh, S.O., out of the picture hmmm?  Quick everybody, act normal!  S.O. has a pony?  And chunks of hair missing?  What is this!

Whose S.O.?  Is that missing extensions or a wig?

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90254 on: May 30, 2019, 12:39:21 AM »
How phony can a commercial sound?   lol

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90255 on: May 30, 2019, 12:42:50 AM »
GravitySucks  ;D

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90256 on: May 30, 2019, 12:46:11 AM »
I guess "the creator" is amused by bad jokes.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #90257 on: May 30, 2019, 12:48:02 AM »
Where did the electro magnet "God" come from?

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« Reply #90258 on: May 30, 2019, 12:49:20 AM »
"In the beginning there was just voltage".   

Where did the voltage come from?


lol

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« Reply #90259 on: May 30, 2019, 12:51:38 AM »
So the voltage is like a computer?

This is such twisted logic, I dunno how this guest can even keep his mumbo jumbo straight.

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« Reply #90260 on: May 30, 2019, 12:52:45 AM »
The voltage cannot tell me where the voltage came from, because our brains couldn't handle it?

Bwahahahahaha

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« Reply #90261 on: May 30, 2019, 12:54:02 AM »
"God created living things, because without living things, God cannot grow."

So God is not independently capable of growth?  Poor God.

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« Reply #90262 on: May 30, 2019, 12:59:21 AM »
Whose S.O.?  Is that missing extensions or a wig?
I don't know.  Almost in g's lap though.  I thought it could be a man with a weird baldness pattern, whose pony tail flipped forward when Tom grabbed him.

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« Reply #90263 on: May 30, 2019, 01:01:41 AM »
"God created living things, because without living things, God cannot grow."

So God is not independently capable of growth?  Poor God.
Actually this one makes sense.  Of course God can't grow.  God is already omnipresent.

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« Reply #90264 on: May 30, 2019, 01:18:35 AM »
Amazing.

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« Reply #90265 on: May 30, 2019, 01:19:32 AM »
G is doling out compliments again.  "This just makes me appreciate you even more than before, which was a LOT," he pours it on.  Didn't he hand out a lot of compliments several times last week, too?

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« Reply #90266 on: May 30, 2019, 02:00:02 AM »

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« Reply #90268 on: May 30, 2019, 09:06:37 AM »
The first is practice, they want to look good in the line up.  The red carpet will consist of shackles and hand cuffs, and the carpet is cold, gray concrete. 

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« Reply #90269 on: May 30, 2019, 10:03:12 AM »
The guest starts crying over his horrific childhood and Captain Oblivious thinks he's choking