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« Reply #90180 on: May 25, 2019, 01:01:40 AM »
Wasn't G scheduled tonight?  I thought that's what c2cam said a few days ago! 

At least Ian doesn't sound too whiny or condescending at the moment. 

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« Reply #90181 on: May 25, 2019, 02:49:50 AM »
What is this about Ian having been attacked by a dentist?  What in the world happened?

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« Reply #90182 on: May 25, 2019, 05:26:32 AM »
GNS!  Bring back Art Bell.


#ArtBellIsDead


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« Reply #90185 on: May 25, 2019, 09:22:04 AM »
I have been given insight into the other side.  Art Bell is dead and Elvis is, too.  You know that Norry is a crude way thinks he is Elvis, attempts to croon his songs, and shows flashes of Elvis at his live shows. 
 
Elvis is offended, so on the other side, Elvis has become a comedian and appears at heavenly comedy clubs.  The house favorite is when he impersonates Norry.  He begins with the great slush of a sucking sound.  . . . at the rest is well read this thread.

Yes, Eivis reads here for inspiration for his act.

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« Reply #90186 on: May 25, 2019, 09:58:18 AM »
Some nights George is a Catholic, but most nights he is "spiritual, but not religious". Last night he claimed to be Catholic, but a few days earlier he said that Jesus carried a "crucifix" through the streets of Jerusalem, and that Jesus drove money changers out of a bunch of "churches". Snoorge's knowledge of the Bible would fit in a thimble.

I thought I remembered the second guest last night being schedualed for three hours. Was that correct? If so, it's possible she asked to leave early. However, I think it is much more likely George wanted to play video games for the last hour, which I think is the reason for open lines. No matter how funny it may be, I will not listen to open lines.
The interesting guest pointed out at length that other religions, even way earlier ones, had forms of exorcism. That was her whole point in many ways. She was an expert in Comparative Religion. Then, minutes later, Norry claims that Catholics was the "earliest one to start exorcism" to a caller who claimed only Catholics could perform exorcisms. And then, as you mentioned, Norry claimed to be Catholic- despite years of saying "raised Catholic but now 'spiritual.' "

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« Reply #90187 on: May 25, 2019, 01:33:33 PM »

That's what it said then, but a few days prior, it said something different.

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« Reply #90188 on: May 25, 2019, 05:19:29 PM »
FIFO!  Offended!  Albrecht, are you having a toddy today?  Which of your descriptions fits YOU best?  Drunk, disabled, diseased, poor, or oddball?  Gee, why don't you draw straws for diseased!  Brain-diseased, today anyhow!  What about all the fine people who listen to coast?  Educated people, night workers?  I always thought Noory's shows were pretty white anglosaxon upper middle class privledged male oriented.  There isn't much ethnic diversity.  He kind of baby talks to the ladies.
Here is a hint: have some fun and joke around. Don't take everything so seriously. What is a problem with society, and especially comedy, today. Nobody can take a joke, make fun of themselves/group, or make fun of others. And everyone is so wanting to be offended or be seen as some kind of victim. Or understand irony and satire.  Friends also make fun of each other: on teams, in the military, at school, etc.

Norry does treat ladies different from other guests, and depending on their looks (or voice.) Norry also seems to be meaner with certain female callers. In terms of "non-white" guests it could be simply demographics because I can only recall a few. Some really good like Albert Taylor who has been on since the Art days. The guy, names escapes me now, we could win at casinos and lotterys. And Andre Eggelletion, RIP, was pretty good and frequently on for 'investment and economic advice.' Can't think of any others off the top of my head. But they do take a number of "minority" callers sometimes frequently. Besides Corneliius (recall that Norry dubbed him Corny almost in a 1930's Step-n-Fetch-It way and he would make him do his spiel. Very condescending.)

ps: what does FIFO have to do with it? Accounting? There are benefits for LIFO (only we in the US are allowed to use this methodology.)

pps: no cocktails then but I won't say I won't imbibe tomorrow as I'm off to the lake after taking advantage of HD sales and fixing up the yard with lotsa mulch and plants etc.

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« Reply #90189 on: May 25, 2019, 05:20:54 PM »
That's what it said then, but a few days prior, it said something different.
They change it up sometimes if a guests has some issue and can't show or if they do research and discover the guest is a criminal, shyster, or something that violates even C2C's standards. There have been a few over the years that had, or later had, some pretty serious criminal charges or convictions.

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« Reply #90190 on: May 25, 2019, 07:02:04 PM »
They change it up sometimes if a guests has some issue and can't show or if they do research and discover the guest is a criminal, shyster, or something that violates even C2C's standards. There have been a few over the years that had, or later had, some pretty serious criminal charges or convictions.
Or if a host is "out with a flu" or needs a turkey sammich or hot date. Or there is an "invasion" happening somewhere. C2C webmasters also frequently leave stuff up, misspell, or don't update. I recall JBW being listed as host awhile after he left and I note I can't the place on the site where they list hosts or guest hosts. It is "all Norry, all the time" now or they don't want you to look up guest hosts shows who, like Syrett's, is better.

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« Reply #90191 on: May 25, 2019, 10:38:07 PM »


#Currently


Looks interesting.

I wish Richard Syrett was hosting for this one.

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« Reply #90192 on: May 25, 2019, 10:54:14 PM »
Or if a host is "out with a flu" or needs a turkey sammich or hot date. Or there is an "invasion" happening somewhere. C2C webmasters also frequently leave stuff up, misspell, or don't update. I recall JBW being listed as host awhile after he left and I note I can't the place on the site where they list hosts or guest hosts. It is "all Norry, all the time" now or they don't want you to look up guest hosts shows who, like Syrett's, is better.

Since when has being a
shyster or a criminal disqualified a guest on C2C? These two seem to be prerequisites to be on show going back to the Art Bell days.The real McCoys rarely get asked back, but the hucksters become regulars long after they have been publicly exposed. James Arthur Ray, Sean David Morton, and the alien-in-the-freezer guy, to name just three.

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« Reply #90193 on: May 25, 2019, 11:45:29 PM »
Okay.

Thanks for the info.  I've noticed that too on the website.

FIFO was supposed to be FIFY.

G has an aquarius moon.  That's one reason people of all types listen.

Have a great trip after all your hard work.  I hope you still listen in then.

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« Reply #90194 on: May 25, 2019, 11:47:30 PM »
Here is a hint: have some fun and joke around. Don't take everything so seriously. What is a problem with society, and especially comedy, today. Nobody can take a joke, make fun of themselves/group, or make fun of others. And everyone is so wanting to be offended or be seen as some kind of victim. Or understand irony and satire.  Friends also make fun of each other: on teams, in the military, at school, etc. ...
Yet we all make fun of G.  Did he fix the typo on his LinkedIn page yet?

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« Reply #90195 on: May 25, 2019, 11:50:08 PM »
I'm not making this up. Joorch has a snappy new name for Pirranormal Date.

Pee Date :o

Cue Dateline and Gramper's Pampers...
Either Pee Date or maybe he's into Pirring, peering...

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« Reply #90196 on: May 26, 2019, 12:10:34 AM »
OK, Sheriff N.  That's funny enough by itself, but...My 1st thought would be that she was a large tumor.

I'm guessing he started to say "girl", then decided that was inappropriate (even though she started as a child actor), & then the only word he could complete the "gur" sound with was that.  Quick thinking, Sheriff N.!
This was a great trip down memory lane.

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« Reply #90197 on: May 26, 2019, 12:32:01 AM »
Yep, Snoorge's employee is still at it. I thought I recognised the evasive writing style and the ploy of leading the thread away from valid criticism of of an ignorant half-wit, into a swamp of sappy bs. I think Snoorge handlers were responsible for this thread temporarily disappearing, and I'm sure they will try again. This time I'm going to pay much closer attention to what goes on here.

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« Reply #90198 on: May 26, 2019, 12:36:02 AM »
Yep, Snoorge's employee is still at it. I thought I recognised the evasive writing style and the ploy of leading the thread away from valid criticism of of an ignorant half-wit, into a swamp of sappy bs. I think Snoorge handlers were responsible for this thread temporarily disappearing, and I'm sure they will try again. This time I'm going to pay much closer attention to what goes on here.


Sounds like a plan. :)

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« Reply #90199 on: May 26, 2019, 12:36:51 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.
Things like this just make it all worth it.

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« Reply #90200 on: May 26, 2019, 12:57:28 AM »
I didn't enjoy this "Chasing Cosby" segment as much as I thought I would.  I think maybe she was talking faster than I could listen.

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« Reply #90201 on: May 26, 2019, 10:13:35 AM »
Things like this just make it all worth it.
 
He sounds like he speaks from experience on the use of a breathalyzer.  Anyways the reading would be 6.66.




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« Reply #90202 on: May 26, 2019, 02:56:51 PM »
Things like this just make it all worth it.
Ha!  "That's true."

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« Reply #90203 on: May 26, 2019, 05:49:38 PM »

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« Reply #90204 on: May 26, 2019, 06:34:45 PM »
Yep, Snoorge's employee is still at it. I thought I recognised the evasive writing style and the ploy of leading the thread away from valid criticism of of an ignorant half-wit, into a swamp of sappy bs. I think Snoorge handlers were responsible for this thread temporarily disappearing, and I'm sure they will try again. This time I'm going to pay much closer attention to what goes on here.
Don't judge me, though!  All that wander are not lost!  I too believe there was a conspiracy, because the last day of the pre-disappeared site was July 4, 2018, right?  And g's dating profile on (obsolete) The Daily Single website had the same date.


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« Reply #90206 on: May 26, 2019, 08:45:02 PM »
GNS!  Bring back Art Bell.

Agreed, Michael.

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« Reply #90207 on: May 26, 2019, 10:17:13 PM »
Must listen!

Elizondo will do his normal "hit & run" appearance without taking calls.  Knapp has to protect his latest meal ticket.

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« Reply #90208 on: May 26, 2019, 11:12:41 PM »
C2C purports to cover conspiracies... yet the biggest conspiracy of all are the extreme measures undertaken to prop up, salve the wounded ego of, and keep on the air, a lazy, no-talent buffoon for so many years. In the words of  old tangle tongue: there are no coinkydinks. I don't hate George, I just feel utter disgust and contempt for him.

Happy Memorial Day  haterz!

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« Reply #90209 on: May 26, 2019, 11:28:45 PM »
The sole reason I post here is to reach the many lurkers who read this. I want to expose the phony "Lightworker". Having been an (unpaid) astrologer for 30 years, and having traveled to many of the exotic locals mentioned on C2C, I am in a position to refute Snoorge's simonist, huxster guests when they peddle their fabrications and false doctrines. Anyone with a modicum of life experience could be doing the same. Any lurkers out there with the expertise to expose these phonies, it is time for you to step up to the plate.