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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89910 on: May 10, 2019, 01:21:53 AM »
It's all in the literature.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89911 on: May 10, 2019, 01:24:43 AM »
Snow melts when the sun hits it.  -  George Snoory

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89912 on: May 10, 2019, 01:27:34 AM »
I would imagine that the worst enemy of the trees, is high rise buildings.


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89913 on: May 10, 2019, 01:31:59 AM »
That caller was pretty interesting.  Too bad George had to go to a break.


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89914 on: May 10, 2019, 01:39:41 AM »
Coast Insider testimonials.   LOL

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89915 on: May 10, 2019, 01:44:39 AM »
George saved the caller over the break.  AWESOME!

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89916 on: May 10, 2019, 01:50:56 AM »
I had forgotten how much I missed hearing callers.  I think thats the main thing Schroeder was missing on his show.  I could be wrong.  The other thing was two separate guests rushed into a three hour show.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89917 on: May 10, 2019, 02:37:25 AM »
I'll say this, the bumper music was WAY better in the Art Bell days.

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« Reply #89918 on: May 10, 2019, 02:38:58 AM »
My GOD!  They still have Paranormal Date? 

BWAHAHAHAHA

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89919 on: May 10, 2019, 02:50:52 AM »
ParanormalDate.com.  George's prostitute, and for her commercials he preps her with love songs.  Selling out love songs. 

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« Reply #89920 on: May 10, 2019, 03:04:59 AM »
ParanormalDate.com.  George's prostitute, and for her commercials he preps her with love songs.  Selling out love songs.


How embarassing.

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« Reply #89921 on: May 10, 2019, 03:09:02 AM »
Ahhh,  some good ol Art Bell bumper music  :)


... and the thunder clap  :)

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« Reply #89922 on: May 10, 2019, 03:18:42 AM »
It seems this guest still believes govn't officials are elected by "the people" with their votes.

#sad

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« Reply #89923 on: May 10, 2019, 03:41:05 AM »
I confess, I went and typed in "beyondbelief.com" in my search bar.  I don't suspect I'll be doing that ever again.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89924 on: May 10, 2019, 03:42:36 AM »
BellGabDate.com

#LOL

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« Reply #89925 on: May 10, 2019, 03:57:15 AM »

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« Reply #89926 on: May 10, 2019, 04:30:10 AM »
BellGabDate.com

#LOL

Well.... It's worked for some people on this site.... Am I rite?

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« Reply #89927 on: May 10, 2019, 07:50:48 AM »
I'll say this, the bumper music was WAY better in the Art Bell days.
Jorch still plays a lot of Art's old selections but the difference is Art knew what song to play when, to set or keep a mood.  Tommee just seems to slams on music at random, other than when LMH was on and Jorch's edict to play suggestive creepy music reigned. 

Jorch, as always, has a lame excuse by pointing out Art "was a DJ and knew music," similar to how Tommee "knows LA, he was born there," as if Jorch and Tommee can never attempt to learn anything new or acquire new skills and are just locked in at their level of suckage forever.

Keep pushing those boundaries, Jorch!

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« Reply #89928 on: May 10, 2019, 08:12:50 AM »
Snoorybeats
Ha!  Jorch really thought that one through.  :D


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« Reply #89929 on: May 10, 2019, 09:19:59 AM »
ohhhhhhhhhh digital - can't wait until that stuff comes to my city.
Yup rockin' communication with that 1G digital land line.

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« Reply #89930 on: May 10, 2019, 09:25:41 AM »
ParanormalDate.com.  George's prostitute, and for her commercials he preps her with love songs.  Selling out love songs.

Coming soon to a city near you.  NorryDate.com.  Rent Norry by the hour or by the minute.  He comes complete with drink in hand.  An umbrella in the drink will cost you more. Pick the wig of your choice.  There is currently a 50% discount on Norry with a manbun or with matching braids.

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« Reply #89931 on: May 10, 2019, 09:31:10 AM »
Coming soon to a city near you.  NorryDate.com.  Rent Norry by the hour or by the minute.  He comes complete with drink in hand.  An umbrella in the drink will cost you more. Pick the wig of your choice.  There is currently a 50% discount on Norry with a manbun or with matching braids.
Ha!  How can yeeewww say "no."


 

Plus, Jorch goes "both ways," for the right price.  ;) ;D



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« Reply #89932 on: May 10, 2019, 11:24:02 AM »
Well.... It's worked for some people on this site.... Am I rite?


#SadButTrue

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« Reply #89933 on: May 10, 2019, 11:28:41 AM »

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« Reply #89934 on: May 10, 2019, 12:26:50 PM »

Yeah, Punnett tonight.  Jorch and Tommee are skipping out to "invade" Columbus this weekend.  Heads up, Jorch, Bob Evans doesn't stay open late for breakfast.  Speedway, however, should have some choice turkee sammiches for yeeewww.

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« Reply #89935 on: May 10, 2019, 12:30:50 PM »
Yeah, Punnett tonight.  Jorch and Tommee are skipping out to "invade" Columbus this weekend.  Heads up, Jorch, Bob Evans doesn't stay open late for breakfast.  Speedway, however, should have some choice turkee sammiches for yeeewww.

I'm not at all a punnet fan, but I like the topic tonight, so I'll be hear listening if I'm awake.  Even tho Ian is hosting, Snoory still sucks.

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« Reply #89936 on: May 10, 2019, 01:01:54 PM »
I'm not at all a punnet fan, but I like the topic tonight, so I'll be hear listening if I'm awake.  Even tho Ian is hosting, Snoory still sucks.
Punnett can be a self-obsessed jerk but at least he's not completely brain dead and boring.  He's also interested in crime stories so he's involved with the guest and you won't hear any "why is the sky blue" questions.  ::)

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« Reply #89937 on: May 10, 2019, 02:24:06 PM »
you won't hear any "why is the sky blue" questions.  ::)

But you will hear the answers.

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« Reply #89938 on: May 10, 2019, 03:00:32 PM »
Punnett can be a self-obsessed jerk but at least he's not completely brain dead and boring.  He's also interested in crime stories so he's involved with the guest and you won't hear any "why is the sky blue" questions.  ::)

He can be quite 'smarmy' at times, and often he thinks he's intellectually superior . . .
He's conquered his anger issues . . . unlike some folks here.
Time for an egg salad sandwich and a big glass of 'Tang' . . . !

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« Reply #89939 on: May 10, 2019, 04:54:18 PM »
Last night George pondered whether "do they refurbish the forests?" The guest was not perplexed by Norry's odd use of the English language, maybe due to his upbringing in Rhodesia and dealing with natives there (?,) and replied that many companies do plant new trees.