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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89880 on: May 08, 2019, 12:10:10 AM »
I'm listening again George.  :)

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89881 on: May 08, 2019, 12:14:37 AM »
I hope Senda is listening to this.  He loves to use those tech gadgets.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89882 on: May 08, 2019, 02:29:33 AM »
Last Night George opined that "Internet haters" only have the guts to write insults if they remain anonymous. By his definition, I am an "Internet hater". Yet I have never concealed my identity here, and I use a genuine photo of myself. I'm fairly sure that no-one who posts here would refuse to give their actual name, but why bother when the only person who gives a flying  **** about this issue is George. I don't hate him, I'm just irritated that a narcissistic lazy half-wit has coasted along for so many years. I am extremely perplexed that some of his fans actually think George is a good interviewer. Recently a caller said George was second only to Terry Gross as an interviewer. Now I can't stand Terry Gross, but she is a damn good interviewer. Just goes to show what dim-bulbs NPR listeners are. Still, George being super dumb would not be enough to make me post here. This is the only chat room I have ever posted in. I do so because George and his simonist, create-your-own-reality huxsters are harming his intellectually-challenged listeners. Mr. worker-in-the-light either fails to realize, or does not care, that the worst spiritual crime is to peddle false doctrines.

A year ago I finally got an internet device. Now that I no-longer must go to the library to log in, I have something I've never had before - a search history. Every phrase that I have ever typed into google on this device, will always come up in my search history and auto-complete if I type it into google a second time... except for one phrase. Even after typing: George Noory sucks into google on this device hundreds of times in the past year, it never comes up in my search history and it never auto-completes. Funny thing, that.
Congratulations on your Internet device!

Okay.  As far as George Noory sucks on Internet query history, I agree something has changed.  But, it's not unique to him.  For instance, if you type a random name in like Mary Jane sucks, the same things happens.  I wonder if Google is somewhat censoring the word "sucks".


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89883 on: May 08, 2019, 03:35:58 AM »
I'm listening again George.  :)
I'm not.

"Seats are being unleashed" at GN's upcoming event.

GN said he has "receptors" that kick in.


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89884 on: May 08, 2019, 01:46:41 PM »

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89885 on: May 08, 2019, 01:47:36 PM »
I'm not.

"Seats are being unleashed" at GN's upcoming event.

GN said he has "receptors" that kick in.

I'll admit, I fell asleep rather quickly...


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89887 on: May 08, 2019, 02:00:24 PM »
I'll admit, I fell asleep rather quickly...
"Take Jorch tonight and sleep, sleep, sleep..."

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89888 on: May 08, 2019, 04:11:01 PM »


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89890 on: May 09, 2019, 12:13:08 AM »
"Take Jorch tonight and sleep, sleep, sleep..."
Ooooooh, a couple ways to take that...

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89891 on: May 09, 2019, 02:37:02 AM »
Somebody make a pull string talking George Noory doll. His lonely listeners could ramble on about anything they wish and pull the string occasionally to hear their friend George's comforting voice just like he was right there with them 'That's right' 'That's true' 'Mmhmm' 'Exactly' 'Gosh'

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89892 on: May 09, 2019, 03:16:25 AM »
Somebody make a pull string talking George Noory doll. His lonely listeners could ramble on about anything they wish and pull the string occasionally to hear their friend George's comforting voice just like he was right there with them 'That's right' 'That's true' 'Mmhmm' 'Exactly' 'Gosh'
But not if it's an advertiser of "youthful looking" products.  He has a cow over them, and tonight I am personally convinced that he changed the wording on one.  He started the ad by saying something like if-you-want-to-look-sharper...but I'm sure the read ad said, "If you want to look younger."  Not too long ago, when he had to read a similar ad, he said, "Now they're picking on people for looking old" or something like that.  Really seemed to affect him.

He doesn't mind lauding female sex symbols, most of whom are young or were young during their careers, though.  Quite the double standard here.  Praises fertile, youthful women.  But doesn't like it when he has to read about the products they probably will use in 10 years!

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89893 on: May 09, 2019, 08:38:07 PM »
The other night George announced that a couple got plague from eating MarMOT
meat. Never heard the pronunciation of the word mangled like that. He made it sound like a French dessert. George, I have photographed many marmots
and they are not "like a chipmunk". It's just a groundhog that lives in colder climates and at higher elevations, and could do a better job hosting the show than you.






George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89894 on: May 09, 2019, 08:50:08 PM »
Face it Norry, you are an old man, a senior citizen.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89895 on: May 09, 2019, 09:05:28 PM »
i haven't listened to a Noory broadcast in 11 years...


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89896 on: May 09, 2019, 10:10:14 PM »
i haven't listened to a Noory broadcast in 11 years...

Make it 1111. . . . . . .
 


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89897 on: May 09, 2019, 11:42:16 PM »
Make it 1111. . . . . . .

"I see 11's.  They're everywhere!"

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89898 on: May 10, 2019, 12:17:40 AM »
Snoorybeats

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89899 on: May 10, 2019, 12:24:08 AM »
Did George say clamatologist?

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89900 on: May 10, 2019, 12:34:04 AM »
When I'm in a good mood, you people sound COLD! 

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89901 on: May 10, 2019, 12:37:35 AM »
Is this Dean Martin?

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89902 on: May 10, 2019, 12:46:27 AM »

During his little newscast Jorch reports on the US China trade war and brings Catherine Austin Fitts his specialist on the economy on the air. He informs us Catherine is in Thailand right now. After a few minutes of her take on things he dispatches her adding 'Folks she's in ..... Thailand. Amazing technology.' The telephone, simply incredible, what will they think of next.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89903 on: May 10, 2019, 12:48:00 AM »
Some very good weather fear porn going on tonight.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89904 on: May 10, 2019, 12:51:25 AM »
Too much phishing goin on folks.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89905 on: May 10, 2019, 12:53:00 AM »
Ohhhh, I think I'm scared of FrankenFish George.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89906 on: May 10, 2019, 01:00:17 AM »
During his little newscast Jorch reports on the US China trade war and brings Catherine Austin Fitts his specialist on the economy on the air. He informs us Catherine is in Thailand right now. After a few minutes of her take on things he dispatches her adding 'Folks she's in ..... Thailand. Amazing technology.' The telephone, simply incredible, what will they think of next.

The guest is on a high technology digital phone, George just said.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89907 on: May 10, 2019, 01:11:04 AM »
Coming up next, the guest is taking calls.


George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89908 on: May 10, 2019, 01:18:44 AM »
This is still much better than MITD.

George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89909 on: May 10, 2019, 01:18:55 AM »
The guest is on a high technology digital phone, George just said.

ohhhhhhhhhh digital - can't wait until that stuff comes to my city.