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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89250 on: January 27, 2019, 01:28:04 PM »
Well, I won’t be there and I won’t be known as a forum killer to anyone but your and your Ellgab boyfriends.  ;D

I knew you two, would still be feuding.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89251 on: January 27, 2019, 01:31:06 PM »
I knew you two, would still be feuding.
I've taken it to the leghumper thread- but you can be assured Doc Psyop won't. 8)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89252 on: January 27, 2019, 01:32:10 PM »
I knew you two, would still be feuding.




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« Reply #89253 on: January 27, 2019, 01:32:11 PM »
I've taken it to the leghumper thread- but you can be assured Doc Psyop won't. 8)

Look, everyone! It’s trying to appear honorable. ;D


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89254 on: January 27, 2019, 01:35:57 PM »
I've taken it to the leghumper thread- but you can be assured Doc Psyop won't. 8)








Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89256 on: January 27, 2019, 01:42:15 PM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89257 on: January 27, 2019, 01:48:32 PM »


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WTF lol did Tom Danheiser make that?!

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« Reply #89258 on: January 27, 2019, 01:51:53 PM »
WTF lol did Tom Danheiser make that?!

I dunno, I just thought it was on topic.   I could be wrong.

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« Reply #89259 on: January 27, 2019, 02:07:47 PM »
I dunno, I just thought it was on topic.   I could be wrong.

It's pretty on topic, Noory looks like he's about to drop a mix tape.

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« Reply #89260 on: January 28, 2019, 03:07:45 AM »
You know in your heart that he’s the new Falkie (though you’re a close second). ;)
Did Falkie ever pay MV for the laptop Falkie got after bidding on it?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #89261 on: February 04, 2019, 02:47:40 AM »
A caller said, "I'll stay on the line because I know you'll have questions for me".  George replied, "Maybe not."  Hilarious.

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« Reply #89262 on: February 04, 2019, 11:43:53 AM »
A caller said, "I'll stay on the line because I know you'll have questions for me".  George replied, "Maybe not."  Hilarious.

That caller always says he'll stay on the line for questions.  The caller before him really threw George and the guest for a loop with her belief Jesus Christ was the anti-Christ. 

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« Reply #89263 on: February 04, 2019, 08:12:29 PM »
Last night lazy Noory snuck out early again, for the last half hour he cut his guest early and instead played one of his really old recorded readings of Edgar Allen Poe's The Telltale Heart... :o

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« Reply #89264 on: February 04, 2019, 09:09:15 PM »
PremRat doesn't seem to be any more concerned with attendance than they are with performance.  No wonder Jorch won't retire.  He's already retired on the job.

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« Reply #89265 on: February 05, 2019, 01:04:56 AM »
One of my favorite crackpot guests Steven Quayle is on, the crazy just flows out of him like shit through a goose. I admire how he can ramble on for hours without stumbling or pausing.

Jorch mentioned his daughter and a music career - damn, he's got a hot and talented daughter who's a rising country music star and apparently hasn't disowned her batshit crazy father. Her bio says she was raised on her family's buffalo ranch in Montana, who knew the guy had a buffalo ranch.


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« Reply #89266 on: February 05, 2019, 02:39:20 AM »
One of my favorite crackpot guests Steven Quayle is on, the crazy just flows out of him like shit through a goose. I admire how he can ramble on for hours without stumbling or pausing.

Jorch mentioned his daughter and a music career - damn, he's got a hot and talented daughter who's a rising country music star and apparently hasn't disowned her batshit crazy father. Her bio says she was raised on her family's buffalo ranch in Montana, who knew the guy had a buffalo ranch.



And that’s the way it is.


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« Reply #89267 on: February 05, 2019, 02:48:24 AM »
That caller always says he'll stay on the line for questions.  The caller before him really threw George and the guest for a loop with her belief Jesus Christ was the anti-Christ.
Oh, I didn't know that.  But yes, could have heard a pin drop! She was shocking.
Last night lazy Noory snuck out early again, for the last half hour he cut his guest early and instead played one of his really old recorded readings of Edgar Allen Poe's The Telltale Heart... :o
Odious and vile. Unnecessary.  A real downer, just like the bumpers that remind us of our own demise like Time in A Bottle, Cats in the Cradle, Sounds of Silence, Puff the Magic Dragon, and others. 

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« Reply #89268 on: February 05, 2019, 11:09:18 AM »
One of my favorite crackpot guests Steven Quayle is on, the crazy just flows out of him like shit through a goose. I admire how he can ramble on for hours without stumbling or pausing.

As crazy goes, Quayle was much more subdued than usual last night.  I wonder if he's back on his meds.  Or maybe he didn't take any speed last evening.

I've often thought there should be a Quayle drinking game where listeners must down a shot everytime he says, "By the way...."

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« Reply #89269 on: February 05, 2019, 11:15:26 AM »
As crazy goes, Quayle was much more subdued than usual last night.  I wonder if he's back on his meds.  Or maybe he didn't take any speed last evening.

I've often thought there should be a Quayle drinking game where listeners must down a shot everytime he says, "By the way...."

There's already a drinking game for every time he says "The point is, is...." The only problem is that all its practitioners died of alcohol poisoning some time ago.

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« Reply #89270 on: February 05, 2019, 11:21:38 AM »
There's already a drinking game for every time he says "The point is, is...." The only problem is that all its practitioners died of alcohol poisoning some time ago.

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« Reply #89271 on: February 05, 2019, 04:43:58 PM »
There's already a drinking game for every time he says "The point is, is...." The only problem is that all its practitioners died of alcohol poisoning some time ago.

Do you think people would get too drunk if geometry was the word? ???

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« Reply #89272 on: February 05, 2019, 05:36:12 PM »
As crazy goes, Quayle was much more subdued than usual last night.  I wonder if he's back on his meds.  Or maybe he didn't take any speed last evening.

I've often thought there should be a Quayle drinking game where listeners must down a shot everytime he says, "By the way...."

Double shot if he says "Oh goodnight"

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« Reply #89273 on: February 05, 2019, 05:38:34 PM »
As crazy goes, Quayle was much more subdued than usual last night.
There was an on-air scolding during his last appearance. Quayle kept going on about well endowed giants splitting women in half and Noory told him to knock it off. Funniest C2C moment in ages

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« Reply #89274 on: February 05, 2019, 07:03:52 PM »
There's already a drinking game for every time he says "The point is, is...." The only problem is that all its practitioners died of alcohol poisoning some time ago.
"and again, the point is just this...." is another favorite of Quayle.  He did seem a bit more subdued and not quite as frantic and breathless.  Maybe he got a hold of some cheap, Chinese imitation speed?  I also wonder what his daughters friends and Nashville folks think of her dad's theories and rants?  I hope she is her agent. She will get contracts simply by wearing down the studio executives "just sign her and get this nut off my back!"
ps: Norry attempted to say February, and butchered it, and forgot to use his patented "FEB" when he was talking with Quayle about "time speeding up."

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« Reply #89275 on: February 05, 2019, 08:06:47 PM »
"and again, the point is just this...." is another favorite of Quayle.  He did seem a bit more subdued and not quite as frantic and breathless.  Maybe he got a hold of some cheap, Chinese imitation speed?  I also wonder what his daughters friends and Nashville folks think of her dad's theories and rants?  I hope she is her agent. She will get contracts simply by wearing down the studio executives "just sign her and get this nut off my back!"
ps: Norry attempted to say February, and butchered it, and forgot to use his patented "FEB" when he was talking with Quayle about "tigme speeding up."
Ha!  "Febu... Febra... Febru... uh, Tommee, is it March, yet?"

I'm surprised Jorch hasn't tried getting Quayles hot daughter on C2C.  I'll bet that would be a creep-fest.

"How'd yeeew like that "She's a Lady" I just had Tommee play fer yeeew, Steph?  Yeeew know I know people and Tommee knows LA, cuz he was born here.  How 'bout meet'n up with me sumtime when I skip out early from a show and we could talk..."

 :P

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« Reply #89276 on: February 05, 2019, 09:24:22 PM »
Ha!  "Febu... Febra... Febru... uh, Tommee, is it March, yet?"

I'm surprised Jorch hasn't tried getting Quayles hot daughter on C2C.  I'll bet that would be a creep-fest.

"How'd yeeew like that "She's a Lady" I just had Tommee play fer yeeew, Steph?  Yeeew know I know people and Tommee knows LA, cuz he was born here.  How 'bout meet'n up with me sumtime when I skip out early from a show and we could talk..."

 :P
Even Quayle has enough sense to keep his hot daughter away from Norry. 

Would he be sporting this robe and have a "Kennedy robe drop 'accident' ?"  How can this gem of an item be sold out?

https://www.coasttocoastamstore.com/product/embroidered-robe-c2c-r-wht-e

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« Reply #89277 on: February 06, 2019, 12:20:40 AM »

Quayle definitely has a giant fetish, last night he claimed there are 20 foot giants living in the Solomon Islands TODAY and it's a fact.

Another word for the Quayle drinking game - ENOCH - he loves that book because of course it includes giants.

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« Reply #89278 on: February 06, 2019, 12:25:59 AM »
and when I googled to find out about his daughter I saw a tweet where she referred to her father - she said paraphrasing 'he believes everything he says and I love him to death'

she has a legit career but the number of views on her few music videos on YouTube are very low so she's no star yet.

Quayle might be rich, inherited land/wealth, which has given him the time to indulge himself in his crackpot 'research'.

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« Reply #89279 on: February 06, 2019, 01:49:40 AM »
There was an on-air scolding during his last appearance. Quayle kept going on about well endowed giants splitting women in half and Noory told him to knock it off. Funniest C2C moment in ages
I remember that.  Pretty shocking of the guest.  Speaking of which, if male angels liked to be with human women that means they had male anatomy?  Which would mean female angels had female anatomy.  Sooo…  angels were reproductive?