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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88410 on: November 06, 2018, 11:21:10 AM »
Noory is under the mistaken impression that Mike Bara is a "space expert," since Bara is now called into the news segment to comment on space stuph in preference to Bob Zimmerman, who really is a space expert.

In actual fact, Bara is an arrogant dunce (IMNSHO).
https://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2018/11/yes-mike-bara-you-are-crazy.html

Mike Bara and Michael Vara should form a super team.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88411 on: November 06, 2018, 12:20:38 PM »
My ghost thanks you. I don't see those four harpies here, so I must be in the right place.

 ;D ;D ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88412 on: November 06, 2018, 04:36:34 PM »
Don't forget.  We're Nazis, too.

I love the smell of nazism in the morning.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88413 on: November 06, 2018, 04:47:17 PM »


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88414 on: November 07, 2018, 12:54:07 AM »
George Noory sucks so bad that he (Fill in the blank)___________________________________.

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« Reply #88415 on: November 07, 2018, 03:33:21 PM »
George Noory sucks so bad that he (Fill in the blank)___________________________________.
Sold his vacuum!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88416 on: November 07, 2018, 03:34:13 PM »
... wishes we would shill for him!

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« Reply #88417 on: November 07, 2018, 03:36:02 PM »
When Mrs. Noory was on last week, what did she say?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88418 on: November 07, 2018, 06:13:00 PM »
...has to wear a mouth guard!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88419 on: November 07, 2018, 09:15:19 PM »
When Mrs. Noory was on last week, what did she say?

When did he accomplish this?  I don't listen live, I only read here for the highlights.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88420 on: November 07, 2018, 09:55:07 PM »

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« Reply #88421 on: November 08, 2018, 11:15:48 PM »
I was shocked when I went to Amazon to order this book, and found Jorch on the cover. Such an appropriate title too.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88422 on: November 09, 2018, 01:55:28 AM »
I was shocked when I went to Amazon to order this book, and found Jorch on the cover. Such an appropriate title too.



Yeah when he is not running dating sites, hosting his television show, or singing at the live events, Norry is a male model. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88423 on: November 09, 2018, 07:40:49 AM »
I love the smell of nazism in the morning.

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« Reply #88424 on: November 10, 2018, 02:48:14 AM »
When did he accomplish this?  I don't listen live, I only read here for the highlights.
I too missed it, but around the weekend or Monday he referred back to it. 

Tonight I did hear (around 11OM PST) that the guest has a "b" "s" degree, lol.  I'm not perfect either though.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88425 on: November 10, 2018, 03:44:09 AM »
I just turned on the show, for the first time in ages, and I heard Ed McMahon! Did Art Bell interview Jack Paar back in the day?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88426 on: November 12, 2018, 01:58:40 AM »
When Mrs. Noory was on last week, what did she say?
Mrs. Noory being his mother.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88427 on: November 12, 2018, 02:06:34 AM »
Mrs. Noory being his mother.

When I think of him slithering out of a cloning vat, I don't anthropomorphize it any further.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88428 on: November 12, 2018, 08:42:06 AM »
When Mrs. Noory was on last week, what did she say?
"What hath I wrought?"




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88429 on: November 12, 2018, 09:33:58 AM »
"What hath I wrought?"



That kid is going to be a star!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88430 on: November 12, 2018, 09:45:39 AM »
That kid is going to be a star!

"Thash true!  Let's drink to it.  Bottoms up!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88431 on: November 12, 2018, 09:48:42 AM »
George taught us all something Friday night during open lines.  The context was from a caller who talked about an incident where a big rig had a tire come off on the highway and struck the vehicle he was a passenger in.  He described all the damage it caused to the vehicle.  The caller said it sounded like a bomb went off, then described more of the scene and stated that after his buddy gained control of the car they pulled off the road.  They saw the circular imprint on the side.  Noory yells out "You were shotgunned!!!"  The caller dismisses that and tells him it was the tire that caused it all.   After the call was over Noory said "those tires on trucks (referring to Semi's) are big!"



Okay, tires are big.

Now...let's look at the term "shotgunned."  Obviously one would think being shot at with a shotgun.  I did.  However Urban Dictionary says otherwise.

Shotgunning ~ When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.

What would Ma Noory think?

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« Reply #88432 on: November 12, 2018, 10:20:20 AM »
...What would Ma Noory think?
Ma Noory would not be pleased.  No cookies for Jorchy.  Time for some cleansing.



She would be impressed, though, 'lil Jorchy is making SOME progress, recognizing truck tires "are big."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88433 on: November 12, 2018, 03:43:07 PM »
"What hath I wrought?"



And in the child's hand, A Red Rubber Ball.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88434 on: November 12, 2018, 06:26:01 PM »
Ma Noory would not be pleased.  No cookies for Jorchy.  Time for some cleansing.

I'm not pleased, either. I need a *mental* cleansing after reading Shay's post.  :P

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« Reply #88435 on: November 12, 2018, 06:29:52 PM »
Shotgunning ~ When engaging in anal with a woman,

I guess with when it happens with a man, they call it Tuesday.

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« Reply #88436 on: November 12, 2018, 06:44:15 PM »
And in the child's hand, A Red Rubber Ball.

"I knew at an early age, my destiny was to grow up to play "Red Rubber Ball" on the radio.  Have I told yeeewww I was in the Navy?"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88437 on: November 12, 2018, 06:52:20 PM »
Jorch was a pretty good Buddy Hackett impersonator in his youth.





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« Reply #88438 on: November 12, 2018, 06:54:03 PM »

"I knew at an early age, my destiny was to grow up to play "Red Rubber Ball" on the radio.  Have I told yeeewww I was in the Navy?"

His destiny was to kill a much loved radio talk show. It now *sucks* red rubber balls.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #88439 on: November 12, 2018, 07:13:47 PM »
Jorch was a pretty good Buddy Hackett impersonator in his youth.





If only he had Buddy’s comedic talent.