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« Reply #85620 on: February 23, 2018, 01:07:01 AM »
Maybe pudofile has been hiding behind Jorche’s “secret door of secrets”.

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« Reply #85621 on: February 23, 2018, 02:07:53 AM »
Ol' Jorchie is easier to fool than an infant with the 'got your nose' canard.

Man walking through life on autopilot.

'How are yeeeeeeeeeeew?'

'Not great Jorch. I recently got diagnosed stage 4 terminal cancer.'

'Good for yeeeeeeeeew'


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« Reply #85622 on: February 23, 2018, 02:13:26 AM »
How bout that one caller: “Jorch remember last time when Ian Punnett had you going for at least 10 minutes! Boy he had you fooled!”

Punnett was fried the next day.


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« Reply #85623 on: February 23, 2018, 02:15:40 AM »
Ol' Jorchie is easier to fool than an infant with the 'got your nose' canard.

Man walking through life on autopilot.

'How are yeeeeeeeeeeew?'

'Not great Jorch. I recently got diagnosed stage 4 terminal cancer.'

'Good for yeeeeeeeeew'



Jorch going over lab results with his doctor.

'Hey Doc!  How do they look?'

'It's bad, Jorch.  You've got HIV and Alzheimer's.'

'Terrific!!!'

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« Reply #85624 on: February 23, 2018, 02:29:11 AM »
Jorch going over lab results with his doctor.

'Hey Doc!  How do they look?'

'It's bad, Jorch.  You've got HIV and Alzheimer's.'

'Terrific!!!'

haha and the first secret door guest he had just had on last week, and she said her husband calls Jorch 'Lieutenant' intimating that he and Jorch were quite good friends from the weirdo convention circuit.  Jorch had absolutely no clue what she was talking about. What she did was expose Jorch as a fraud, he leads people to believe he cares very much about them when he really couldn't give a shit about anybody or anything.



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« Reply #85625 on: February 23, 2018, 02:34:32 AM »
haha and the first secret door guest he had just had on last week, and she said her husband calls Jorch 'Lieutenant' intimating that he and Jorch were quite good friends from the weirdo convention circuit.  Jorch had absolutely no clue what she was talking about. What she did was expose Jorch as a fraud, he leads people to believe he cares very much about them when he really couldn't give a shit about anybody or anything.

Zicree was really easy too.  He didn't disguise his voice that much though I wasn't really paying attention.  He mentioned Ray Bradbury though and I knew it was Zicree. Jorch is such a dope.

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« Reply #85626 on: February 23, 2018, 03:13:11 AM »
They should change the name to “the secret snore”


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« Reply #85627 on: February 23, 2018, 08:14:13 AM »
I'm not making this up. Joorch has a snappy new name for Pirranormal Date.

Pee Date :o

Cue Dateline and Gramper's Pampers...

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« Reply #85628 on: February 23, 2018, 09:29:07 AM »
Zicree was really easy too.  He didn't disguise his voice that much though I wasn't really paying attention.  He mentioned Ray Bradbury though and I knew it was Zicree. Jorch is such a dope.
Ha, ha, ha!  I had Snorge on for background noise last night.  He was bragging at the start about how he was pretty good at his lame Shecret Door crap.  By the time I dozed off he was 0 for 2.  From looking at the C2C site, he finally figured out the last shecret guest.  ::)

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« Reply #85629 on: February 23, 2018, 10:33:56 AM »
I'm not making this up. Joorch has a snappy new name for Pirranormal Date.

Pee Date :o

George always knows what to say to the ladies


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« Reply #85630 on: February 23, 2018, 10:40:00 AM »
I guess that includes Atlantis.  LOL.
He really missed out Lemuria is where it is at! Granted the tunnels underneath Mt.Shasta to get there can be a bit trying but consult your local travel agent St.Germaine and the trip can be arranged.

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« Reply #85631 on: February 23, 2018, 10:42:20 AM »
I'm not making this up. Joorch has a snappy new name for Pirranormal Date.

Pee Date :o

Cue Dateline and Gramper's Pampers...
Joshua Pee Date?  ;D


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« Reply #85632 on: February 23, 2018, 03:31:07 PM »
Looks like its a 3day Noory Free weekend capped with George Knapp on Sunday night. :)
But next week Noory has on Friday as his guest reverse speech guy David John Oates - one of Art Bell's arch enemies - Noory has him on because he knows that Art would hate that...

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« Reply #85633 on: February 23, 2018, 03:37:11 PM »
Looks like its a 3day Noory Free weekend capped with George Knapp on Sunday night. :)
But next week Noory has on Friday as his guest reverse speech guy David John Oates - one of Art Bell's arch enemies - Noory has him on because he knows that Art would hate that...
Oates seems to almost be buddies with Clyde Lewis.  Clyde's had him on several times recently.  It just seems to be more a novelty than anything close to having any real meaning.  I may as well start listening to albums in reverse.  ;)  If there was anything to it, most of Jorch's reverse speech would sound like "I suck."

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« Reply #85634 on: February 23, 2018, 03:57:11 PM »
They should change the name to “the secret snore”
Yes, or limit guests to the last 24 months.

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« Reply #85635 on: February 24, 2018, 01:45:34 AM »

I think it was when I was about 16 that I first read The Seth Material. It had a profound impact on me and still colors a lot of my spiritual philosophy. It wasn't until much later that I saw the YT videos and became exposed to all the doubters. I try to keep open to the possibility it was all a fake but because of how it affected me I'm thankful I experienced the book without any outside opinion and was able to discover and judge it for myself

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« Reply #85636 on: February 24, 2018, 02:15:09 AM »
I think it was when I was about 16 that I first read The Seth Material. It had a profound impact on me and still colors a lot of my spiritual philosophy. It wasn't until much later that I saw the YT videos and became exposed to all the doubters. I try to keep open to the possibility it was all a fake but because of how it affected me I'm thankful I experienced the book without any outside opinion and was able to discover and judge it for myself

Did you watch the made for TV Shirley McClaine movie back that? I bet you did! I did too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was pretty good. :)

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« Reply #85637 on: February 24, 2018, 02:49:21 AM »
Did you watch the made for TV Shirley McClaine movie back that? I bet you did! I did too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was pretty good. :)
I couldn't believe George cancelled her over a simple coughing fit, instead of letting Tom handle it.  Or even reschedule her the same week. M Or even reschedule her at all! Do you think he delighted in her hardship?

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« Reply #85638 on: February 24, 2018, 02:56:01 AM »
I couldn't believe George cancelled her over a simple coughing fit, instead of letting Tom handle it.  Or even reschedule her the same week. M Or even reschedule her at all! Do you think he delighted in her hardship?

Well, he is an idiot so maybe. :D

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« Reply #85639 on: February 24, 2018, 10:51:11 AM »
I couldn't believe George cancelled her over a simple coughing fit, instead of letting Tom handle it.  Or even reschedule her the same week. M Or even reschedule her at all! Do you think he delighted in her hardship?

If George did this, he reminds me of the people who claimed Hillary was on her last gasps whenever she coughed.

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« Reply #85640 on: February 24, 2018, 11:31:39 AM »
Did you watch the made for TV Shirley McClaine movie back that? I bet you did! I did too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. It was pretty good. :)

My Dad was big on the Shirley MacLaine Out On A limb stuff.  He went to Machu Picchu on a lark for a weekend when we lived in New Jersey.  We  watched the Out On a Limb tv movie too.  Dad was also into the Celestine Prophecy and shit like that.  Not sure what prompted him to become interested in stuff like that.  Wish I had asked him. 

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« Reply #85641 on: February 24, 2018, 04:41:44 PM »
My Dad was big on the Shirley MacLaine Out On A limb stuff.  He went to Machu Picchu on a lark for a weekend when we lived in New Jersey.  We  watched the Out On a Limb tv movie too.  Dad was also into the Celestine Prophecy and shit like that.  Not sure what prompted him to become interested in stuff like that.  Wish I had asked him.

Was he also Christian too?

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« Reply #85642 on: February 24, 2018, 04:43:23 PM »
If George did this, he reminds me of the people who claimed Hillary was on her last gasps whenever she coughed.

She coughs ALL THE TIME because she's a very sick woman. Shirley was just sick that night.

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« Reply #85643 on: February 24, 2018, 04:55:30 PM »
Was he also Christian too?

Yeah but not devout.  We said our prayers before meals and other times and we went to Baptist (CA), Presbyterian (PA) and Methodist (GA)churches when I was in grade school but we sort of stopped going when my brother was getting into trouble.  He was open-minded as pretty much all of us in the family were.  I have my beliefs in reincarnation and problems with the concept of Hell but other than that I'm fairly traditional yet open.

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« Reply #85644 on: February 24, 2018, 05:03:01 PM »
Yeah but not devout.  We said our prayers before meals and other times and we went to Baptist (CA), Presbyterian (PA) and Methodist (GA)churches when I was in grade school but we sort of stopped going when my brother was getting into trouble.  He was open-minded as pretty much all of us in the family were.  I have my beliefs in reincarnation and problems with the concept of Hell but other than that I'm fairly traditional yet open.

My mom was pretty much the same way. She was pretty closed about her inner life but she was into reading about the paranormal and a lot of the books I first read on the subject were hers, though I always got the impression that Christianity remained important to her too. Not that she ever preached or even really talked about it but when I'd rifle through her books there were lots of bibles, literature on St. Jude, etc.

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« Reply #85645 on: February 24, 2018, 05:15:51 PM »
My mom was pretty much the same way. She was pretty closed about her inner life but she was into reading about the paranormal and a lot of the books I first read on the subject were hers, though I always got the impression that Christianity remained important to her too. Not that she ever preached or even really talked about it but when I'd rifle through her books there were lots of bibles, literature on St. Jude, etc.

I'd like to know more but I have to go pick up my wife.  I'll leave you with this. What sort of paranormal books did your mother read?

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« Reply #85646 on: February 24, 2018, 05:31:54 PM »
Yeah but not devout.  We said our prayers before meals and other times and we went to Baptist (CA), Presbyterian (PA) and Methodist (GA)churches when I was in grade school but we sort of stopped going when my brother was getting into trouble.  He was open-minded as pretty much all of us in the family were.  I have my beliefs in reincarnation and problems with the concept of Hell but other than that I'm fairly traditional yet open.
Many Christians have Biblical support for Hell as a punishment then the human soul is destroyed, not tormented forever.  Even Satan after 1000 years could repent?

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« Reply #85647 on: February 24, 2018, 05:44:23 PM »
I'd like to know more but I have to go pick up my wife.  I'll leave you with this. What sort of paranormal books did your mother read?

The usuals stuff: Shirley Maclaine, Ruth Montgomery, even that horrible fraud Sylvia Browne. There's probably a lot of other stuff I'm forgetting about right now too.

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« Reply #85648 on: February 24, 2018, 10:59:20 PM »
She coughs ALL THE TIME because she's a very sick woman. Shirley was just sick that night.

As I've gotten older, I cough a lot more than I used to. Am I a "very sick woman"?

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« Reply #85649 on: February 24, 2018, 11:05:52 PM »
As I've gotten older, I cough a lot more than I used to. Am I a "very sick woman"?

Probably.