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Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]Noory...
« Reply #84420 on: December 03, 2017, 02:26:19 AM »
==============================
'Allo!
With you briefly am i again perforce.
Protest i must about this comment reference to the elipsis's use here.
The late,great collumnist for the S.F."EXONICLE"(caveat:I don't remember if it was the Chronicle or Examiner,before the merger)supposedly perfected the use of the three-dot style of journalism.
How others use it doesn't seem to correlate,(at least to me)with being mr.Norry-San or an so-called Minion.
Please correct or retract this,or you will indeed taste the semi-wrath of Beelzebubbelah.
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
][7VF ][=wide-flange beam
Allo!
Glad I am to see that still with us, you are.

Nice to see you again.  :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84421 on: December 03, 2017, 04:22:31 PM »
He's got to be trolling everybody, it's well known everybody hates these shows. But wow what a double feature last night, I avoided it
George has asked the doc a zillion times if a little daily peanut butter is okay.  I don't recall the doc ever mentioning that other nut butters are much easier on the kidneys.  He talked about mold and aflatoxins, but he failed to mention purines.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84422 on: December 03, 2017, 05:00:25 PM »
I often tend to not listen with too much attention but I was mowing the other week and thought "I swear I've heard these caller's stories before." It was lazy Norry replaying tape of open line callers. It is amazing he can make so much money being so lazy and not liking guests or callers so much.

Noory is just like a local talk show host we have here in Nashville. Michael DelGiorno. Both of these stooges are on TALK RADIO, but they hate callers. DelGiorno is at least honest enough that he's admitted on the air he doesn't like fielding calls from his loyal band of listeners. The reason for "DelFatso", is that he's a hypocrite. With his mouth he proclaims to be one thing......... but in reality he was ran out of the Tulsa market for living a life 180 degrees out of what he says on the air. And I've personally known several on-air talk show personalities. They get on the air and say what the listeners expect them to say. In their private lives its not really that way.

I said that to say this: Jorch doesn't like callers BECAUSE OF US!!! I promise you. This forum and this thread exists. And for that reason he has to rely on the usual cadre of pre-screened and scripted callers. He can't risk doing a TRUE open line segment and having one of us get through. I think a lot of the "phone troubles" they have on Coast is the bump button being deployed to jettison BellGab callers that have made it past Tommee.............

Which brings me to another thought. Why don't we as a forum make a concerted effort to fuck Jorch's show over on a friday night? Let's all call in. Let's all abuse Jorch. Let's make it a night of living hell.

Something I found odd the other night. Joe in the Bronx called in and asked a question, and not 15 minutes later he'd made it BACK in and asked another question. If there's millions of listeners on any given night, how is it only a select few get through?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84423 on: December 03, 2017, 05:03:00 PM »
I hear we're getting a GREAT present for Christmas. Noory is doing a YouTube channel.  Hard to hide in that format, it'll be fun ripping him to shreds. He'll quit it fairly quick..........

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84424 on: December 03, 2017, 08:24:07 PM »
... I said that to say this: Jorch doesn't like callers BECAUSE OF US!!! I promise you. This forum and this thread exists. And for that reason he has to rely on the usual cadre of pre-screened and scripted callers. He can't risk doing a TRUE open line segment and having one of us get through...

That, and he's not exactly light on his (back) feet.  He lives in terror someone is going to call and either use a common word he's unfamiliar with, or expose some other bit of basic information he is unaware of.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84425 on: December 03, 2017, 09:18:08 PM »
That, and he's not exactly light on his (back) feet.  He lives in terror someone is going to call and either use a common word he's unfamiliar with, or expose some other bit of basic information he is unaware of.

On YouTube, this will become painfully obvious. YouTube is NOT a format Jorch should venture off into. Yet, I heard him say he's going to do it. It'll end ugly. He won't keep it up for long. But then, that's typical Jorch................

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84426 on: December 04, 2017, 12:41:25 AM »
I hear we're getting a GREAT present for Christmas. Noory is doing a YouTube channel.  Hard to hide in that format, it'll be fun ripping him to shreds. He'll quit it fairly quick..........


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84427 on: December 04, 2017, 12:57:08 AM »

I was in the mood for some Hoagie nonsense tonight but of course he's not on. Again. So against my better judgment I tune in to c2c and hear "Crowley, Cthulhu, Necronomican". Cool. If I can put up with Noory and the commercials

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84428 on: December 04, 2017, 12:57:37 AM »
Norry's Youtube sights are set high.  He wants to become the next Falkie.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84429 on: December 04, 2017, 01:00:40 AM »
Norry's Youtube sights are set high.  He wants to become the next Falkie.

For that he's going to have to broadcast from Tommy's apartment

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84430 on: December 04, 2017, 01:27:08 AM »
For that he's going to have to broadcast from Tommy's apartment

Of course, Danheiser/Waggoner Youtube productions set is ready.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84431 on: December 04, 2017, 05:25:41 AM »
Did anyone experience the closing song tonight from the holiday CD?


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84432 on: December 04, 2017, 05:36:56 AM »
The second guest tonight was really good.  He drew together staffs, pyramids, ufos and a lot more.  No complaints. Of course, they always have to throw a couple ridiculous things in, to stave off retalition I guess.  But it was pretty good.  His voice and tone were understated, although he did get animated once at a pivotal point, where of course George cut him off.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84433 on: December 04, 2017, 05:41:55 AM »
I hear we're getting a GREAT present for Christmas. Noory is doing a YouTube channel.  Hard to hide in that format, it'll be fun ripping him to shreds. He'll quit it fairly quick..........
Is blow-hard Jorch calling this a TV show, too, like his bogus "Beeyond Beeleef" internet show? 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84434 on: December 04, 2017, 06:40:34 AM »
Did anyone experience the closing song tonight from the holiday CD?
It was horrible.
I noticed that sNoory has adapted an new, authoritative “Umm-hmm” that he inserts into the guest’s ramblings.

I’ll hear him again in a month.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84435 on: December 05, 2017, 12:08:36 AM »
Norry's Youtube sights are set high.  He wants to become the next Falkie.
Along those lines, when I look up Coast, for some unknown reason my browser tab says "The Guy From Pittsburgh".  What?!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84436 on: December 05, 2017, 12:17:24 AM »
Did anyone experience the closing song tonight from the holiday CD?

It was horrible. Actually really jarring and shockingly bad. Like some kind of reverse Mass or Satanic singing of a Christmas song? Or, at least, bad mixing, singing, etc. What a horrible advertisement for the "Christmas Coast Style" CD that they still had an old date on. (At least update the date, even when you are trying to sell off old stock!)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84437 on: December 05, 2017, 01:07:09 AM »
It was horrible. Actually really jarring and shockingly bad. Like some kind of reverse Mass or Satanic singing of a Christmas song? Or, at least, bad mixing, singing, etc. What a horrible advertisement for the "Christmas Coast Style" CD that they still had an old date on. (At least update the date, even when you are trying to sell off old stock!)
Noory's warbling version of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" was worse by far than all of the submerging artists selections he has played on Sunday nights.  That selection was probably the worst of all from that old Holiday CD.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84438 on: December 05, 2017, 01:18:11 AM »
'Tis the Season for an old Christmas classic...

How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Every Who
Up in Who-ville
Liked the Coast show a lot...
But the Snorge,
Who lived somewhere down in a Cave,
Did NOT!

The Snorge hated Coast! The whole Art Bell show!
Now, please don't ask why – even he doesn't know
It could be his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His brain or his shoes,
He stood in his Cave, hating the Who’s,
Staring up from his Hole with a sour, Snorgy frown,
At the warm lighted windows above in their town.
For he knew every Who up in Who-ville
Was busy now, waiting for Art's show to come on.

"They’re turning it on!" he snarled with a sneer.
"It’s almost 10 p.m.! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Snorge fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep it from coming!"
For, precisely at 10, he knew...

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE SNORGE
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Snorge laughed in his throat.
As he quickly put on a black t-shirt and coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, and said with a start!
"With his mic and his throne, I'll be just like Art!"

"I do need a career..."
The Snorge had checked ‘round.
Good hosts are scarce, there were few to be found.
Did that stop the old Snorge...?
No! The Snorge simply said,
"If I can't make a career, I'll take one instead!"
So he called his friend Tom. “Let’s load up the sled,
Out to Hollywood, ‘tis there we will head”.

THEN
He loaded his bags
Borrowed money from mom.
To a ramshackle sleigh,
He hitched up fat Tom.

The Snorge said, "Giddy-up!",
And the sleigh started off,
While the Who’s lay a-snooze in their lofts.

On the way, the Snorge spoke slowly to Tommy.
“It’ll be rough my boy, I know I’ll miss Mommy.”
But “we’ll do it” he cried,
“Soon those Who’s will learn their show has now died.
We’ll dumb it down, one day after another,
We’ll sicken the Who’s, soon they won’t bother”

“We’ll program lame guests, then listen not a word.
I’ll sit while they're talking, polishing a turd.
I’ll interrupt, mispronounce, and say stupid stuff.
When they call to complain, you can tell ‘em ”That’s Tough!””

As the Snorge thought it through, he chuckled with delight,
“We’ll get the worst guests. It wouldn’t be right,
To steal Art’s show, then not turn it to Blight.

All those Who’s out there will have to give up the fight,
And find something else they can do every night.
Just what can they do when we Suck?
They’ll bitch and complain, and we won’t give a F___”

... And so it was done, the Snorge took Art’s place,
And all over the website, the Snorge plastered his face…

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84439 on: December 05, 2017, 01:26:42 AM »
Flash!  A new cd should immediately be made, volume II. or Bellgab should makes its own holdiay cd with the above selection read as a muted "Old Come All Ye Faithful" is heard every so audibly in the background.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84440 on: December 05, 2017, 01:28:13 AM »
Expect Norry to pop in and wish us a Merry Christmas, on the first of Feb. . . .(he has no perception of time).

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84441 on: December 05, 2017, 01:59:18 AM »
More stupid GMO conspiracy whining. Let me sum up: “Monsanto Monsanto Monsanto they hate puppies and babies, and gmo will absolutely kill you, Compare fact A in Europe to something not done in the US, and oh - the sky is falling.”

Now a story about a scientist who used Round Up to kill weeds around his greenhouse (vegetables), and then found out that his pee kills weeds in the woods. We’re really all gonna die this time. For real this time.

Callers keep saying “you’re a little much....”

When C2C callers tell you that you’re an alarmist, it’s time to take a hard look at yourself.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84442 on: December 05, 2017, 04:02:48 AM »
'Tis the Season for an old Christmas classic...

How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Every Who
Up in Who-ville
Liked the Coast show a lot...
But the Snorge,
Who lived somewhere down in a Cave,
Did NOT!

The Snorge hated Coast! The whole Art Bell show!
Now, please don't ask why – even he doesn't know
It could be his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His brain or his shoes,
He stood in his Cave, hating the Who’s,
Staring up from his Hole with a sour, Snorgy frown,
At the warm lighted windows above in their town.
For he knew every Who up in Who-ville
Was busy now, waiting for Art's show to come on.

"They’re turning it on!" he snarled with a sneer.
"It’s almost 10 p.m.! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Snorge fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep it from coming!"
For, precisely at 10, he knew...

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE SNORGE
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Snorge laughed in his throat.
As he quickly put on a black t-shirt and coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, and said with a start!
"With his mic and his throne, I'll be just like Art!"

"I do need a career..."
The Snorge had checked ‘round.
Good hosts are scarce, there were few to be found.
Did that stop the old Snorge...?
No! The Snorge simply said,
"If I can't make a career, I'll take one instead!"
So he called his friend Tom. “Let’s load up the sled,
Out to Hollywood, ‘tis there we will head”.

THEN
He loaded his bags
Borrowed money from mom.
To a ramshackle sleigh,
He hitched up fat Tom.

The Snorge said, "Giddy-up!",
And the sleigh started off,
While the Who’s lay a-snooze in their lofts.

On the way, the Snorge spoke slowly to Tommy.
“It’ll be rough my boy, I know I’ll miss Mommy.”
But “we’ll do it” he cried,
“Soon those Who’s will learn their show has now died.
We’ll dumb it down, one day after another,
We’ll sicken the Who’s, soon they won’t bother”

“We’ll program lame guests, then listen not a word.
I’ll sit while they're talking, polishing a turd.
I’ll interrupt, mispronounce, and say stupid stuff.
When they call to complain, you can tell ‘em ”That’s Tough!””

As the Snorge thought it through, he chuckled with delight,
“We’ll get the worst guests. It wouldn’t be right,
To steal Art’s show, then not turn it to Blight.

All those Who’s out there will have to give up the fight,
And find something else they can do every night.
Just what can they do when we Suck?
They’ll bitch and complain, and we won’t give a F___”

... And so it was done, the Snorge took Art’s place,
And all over the website, the Snorge plastered his face…


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84443 on: December 05, 2017, 04:35:55 AM »
Now that's a Very Noory Christmas lmfago...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84444 on: December 05, 2017, 04:41:46 AM »
More stupid GMO conspiracy whining. Let me sum up: “Monsanto Monsanto Monsanto they hate puppies and babies, and gmo will absolutely kill you, Compare fact A in Europe to something not done in the US, and oh - the sky is falling.”

Now a story about a scientist who used Round Up to kill weeds around his greenhouse (vegetables), and then found out that his pee kills weeds in the woods. We’re really all gonna die this time. For real this time.

Callers keep saying “you’re a little much....”

When C2C callers tell you that you’re an alarmist, it’s time to take a hard look at yourself.

GMO's will kill you, your family, and everyone you know

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84445 on: December 05, 2017, 08:17:40 AM »
Noory's warbling version of "Oh Come All Ye Faithful" was worse by far than all of the submerging artists selections he has played on Sunday nights.  That selection was probably the worst of all from that old Holiday CD.
Gag.  I don't know which is worse.  Jorch trying to sing or Jorch pretending he's a show host.

5.0 out of 5 starsFive Stars
Bypkrbkron February 29, 2016
Format: Audio CD|Verified Purchase
Nice item and quick shipping...can't beat that.

Hey, thanks for that in-depth review, Tommee!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84446 on: December 05, 2017, 08:23:29 AM »
A UNIQUE CHRISTMAS CD
ByLindaFon February 8, 2015
Format: Audio CD|Verified Purchase
This is a wonderful CD .If you love Coast to Coast you will love hearing George and his regular guests share all thier hidden talents .
I hope C2C issues a Christmas cd each year ! I bought several as gifts...Thanks for allowing Canadian listeners to order these.




"Thanks for that review, Linda!  And thank yeeewww for ordering this crap from me and Tommee!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84447 on: December 05, 2017, 10:49:38 AM »
'Tis the Season for an old Christmas classic...

How The Snorge Stole Coast...

Every Who
Up in Who-ville
Liked the Coast show a lot...
But the Snorge,
Who lived somewhere down in a Cave,
Did NOT!

The Snorge hated Coast! The whole Art Bell show!
Now, please don't ask why – even he doesn't know
It could be his head wasn't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his brain was two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His brain or his shoes,
He stood in his Cave, hating the Who’s,
Staring up from his Hole with a sour, Snorgy frown,
At the warm lighted windows above in their town.
For he knew every Who up in Who-ville
Was busy now, waiting for Art's show to come on.

"They’re turning it on!" he snarled with a sneer.
"It’s almost 10 p.m.! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Snorge fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep it from coming!"
For, precisely at 10, he knew...

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
THE SNORGE
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"I know just what to do!" The Snorge laughed in his throat.
As he quickly put on a black t-shirt and coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, and said with a start!
"With his mic and his throne, I'll be just like Art!"

"I do need a career..."
The Snorge had checked ‘round.
Good hosts are scarce, there were few to be found.
Did that stop the old Snorge...?
No! The Snorge simply said,
"If I can't make a career, I'll take one instead!"
So he called his friend Tom. “Let’s load up the sled,
Out to Hollywood, ‘tis there we will head”.

THEN
He loaded his bags
Borrowed money from mom.
To a ramshackle sleigh,
He hitched up fat Tom.

The Snorge said, "Giddy-up!",
And the sleigh started off,
While the Who’s lay a-snooze in their lofts.

On the way, the Snorge spoke slowly to Tommy.
“It’ll be rough my boy, I know I’ll miss Mommy.”
But “we’ll do it” he cried,
“Soon those Who’s will learn their show has now died.
We’ll dumb it down, one day after another,
We’ll sicken the Who’s, soon they won’t bother”

“We’ll program lame guests, then listen not a word.
I’ll sit while they're talking, polishing a turd.
I’ll interrupt, mispronounce, and say stupid stuff.
When they call to complain, you can tell ‘em ”That’s Tough!””

As the Snorge thought it through, he chuckled with delight,
“We’ll get the worst guests. It wouldn’t be right,
To steal Art’s show, then not turn it to Blight.

All those Who’s out there will have to give up the fight,
And find something else they can do every night.
Just what can they do when we Suck?
They’ll bitch and complain, and we won’t give a F___”

... And so it was done, the Snorge took Art’s place,
And all over the website, the Snorge plastered his face…
THAT should be on the Christmas Coast Style CD. Read by Lionel Fanthorpe.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84448 on: December 05, 2017, 10:53:20 AM »
Hails out to "Cashsale," whoever he might be. He is the brave soul who posts commercial-less C2C, and worse MITD, shows onto the interwebs torrents. Apparently he is giving up upon the new year for whatever reason. Been doing yeoman's, and thankless, work allowing archiving of suckage for future generations and free listening without commercials for scams and supplements (perhaps why Norry started making the show itself an infomercial?)

https://thepiratebay.cr/user/cashsale/

"Host: George Noory

ABR: 48 kbps, ASR: 44.1 khz, Channels: 1, Codec: MP3

No adverts, bumper music or sounders. Includes show plugs.

Note: January 1st, 2018 will be my final daily posting of the Coast To Coast AM show
"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #84449 on: December 05, 2017, 12:18:39 PM »
THAT should be on the Christmas Coast Style CD. Read by Lionel Fanthorpe.

I bet ol' Boris would be happy to come back from the dead to read Paperboy's updating.