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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83820 on: November 04, 2017, 01:31:55 AM »


Billy Mumy in his "Zorro" costume

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83821 on: November 04, 2017, 01:52:26 AM »
I wonder about that. On the odd occasion I want to record a show to listen to later (mostly when Knapp is hosting), I just set Tune-In to record. And I don't, but could, keep them for as long as I choose.
I like to be able to verbatim check out misspeaks and gaffes. But recurring billing (Insider) is a $38 NSF risk for me, plus more if it causes other drafts to have a problem.  I tried pre-paid cards, but they are expensive, cheesy, and fly-by-night.

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« Reply #83822 on: November 04, 2017, 02:26:56 AM »
"Whut about sand scripts?  Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?"


I remember that one. 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83823 on: November 04, 2017, 02:34:02 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.

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« Reply #83824 on: November 04, 2017, 02:37:10 AM »
All I remember about the film is the little girl on the plane with the puppet. "Noooooo SMOKING! N-O-S-M-O-K-I-N-G! Nooooo SMOKING!" She grew up and destroyed all the bars in the country.
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

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« Reply #83825 on: November 04, 2017, 02:41:23 AM »
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.

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« Reply #83826 on: November 04, 2017, 02:58:34 AM »
Did he really say that? Wowzer!
Tbf, he'd have to be a Young Earth Creationist as per Kenneth Hamm of Creation Museum fame (the earth and everything that ever existed on it is no more than 6,000 years old and we co-existed happily with the dinosaurs because there was no death and all animals were vegetarian until Eve fucked Adam) to be getting dinosaurs on the ark, but nevertheless, if you believe that everything in The Bible actually happened, there's a long, long list of questions begged!

George has said he leans toward Zecharia Sitchin.  According to Wikipedia, Sitchin believed his own Annunaki theories were compatible with the Bible.  Wikipedia articles are publically edited, but right now that quote follows citation 8.

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« Reply #83827 on: November 04, 2017, 03:00:15 AM »

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« Reply #83828 on: November 04, 2017, 03:04:58 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)

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« Reply #83829 on: November 04, 2017, 03:07:13 AM »
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally. 

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« Reply #83830 on: November 04, 2017, 03:21:08 AM »
If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83831 on: November 04, 2017, 03:37:15 AM »
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally.
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.

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« Reply #83832 on: November 04, 2017, 03:40:00 AM »
Alcohol in Coast:
All I Have to Do is Dream
Hey nineteen
Deacon Blue
Lighter Shade of Pale


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« Reply #83833 on: November 04, 2017, 03:42:57 AM »
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.
Well I turned it off.  I might as well read Mad magazine for the level of humor.  See you Monday...

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« Reply #83834 on: November 04, 2017, 03:44:47 AM »
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop.

NOOOO!!! THIS, is a Bar:


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83835 on: November 04, 2017, 07:11:20 AM »
Nah just bad program director and producer and crappy hosts. I saw the subject and also thought "they just did this show" and didn't listen. Tearing down my Halloween decorations outside I actually listened to the recent G2G. How awful. Besides dumping early and having a guest instead of callers he didn't let the guest get really into any of his stories. And the few callers Norry allowed? I swear some were repeats of past shows or then had called in before with those stories on a rare OL night. And then Norry simply rehased stories he told so many times before and then went to a recorded replay of him reading Poe. Awful stuff. He is not only lazy but really showed his contempt for the audience that night.

I listened to the G2G show and it was a horrible noory experience to say the least. Also, there was no doubt in my mind that he was inebriated.. fumbling/slurring at least 1 word in every sentence he spoke -- even more than usual by snoory's standards, if one can imagine that. It was embarrassing for the network and downright nauseating. Snoory should really tend in his resignation, but we all know he won't because his greedy ass wants the money, believing he is somewhat of a "celebrity".. delusional numskull.

Also, you are right, he does have major contempt for his audience. For starters, A standard show like coast2coast is supposed to be at least 40 minutes each hour, but snoory and dumbheiser cut down hours 2-4 to a paltry 35 minutes each.. and 13 minutes wasted at the end of hour 4 with his terrible rendition of the tell-tale heart that he has played many times before. So, if we add up the time of actual call-ins, we come to about only an hour and 20 minutes of air-time for callers for a show advertised as "4 hours"... yeah right.  How many calls were there, 10? 15? Yeah, what a great interactive G2G! I remember having Art having 4-5 times as many calls. Not to mention the lousy filler of Dumbheiser and snoory rambling back and forth with their moronic observations and comments.

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« Reply #83836 on: November 04, 2017, 07:22:36 AM »
Spewing!


Jorch did this as well to an unprecedented level when Mr. Lobo was on a week or 2 ago. He pretended as if we wasn't doing so, when he told Lobo "Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was in Interview with a Vampire!" "You should look it up".. then the very next hour with Lobo he dropped all pretenses and googled every movie mentioned, giving precise details and years the movies were filmed in, knowledge he would have no way of knowing otherwise.

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« Reply #83837 on: November 04, 2017, 07:33:48 AM »
maybe he's in the early stages of dementia though I think it's just Jorch being Jorch but I just heard something pretty messed up even by Jorch standards. His guest is a 'researcher' into the unexplained mysteries of America. He believes the mound builders of the Midwest were not our native Americans but a neanderthal like race of giants who reached America by boat.  So in the space of maybe 30 minutes the guest describes these giants and notes their knowledge of advanced mathematics, 'pi and the Pythagorean triangle, the isoceles triangle', he mentions this at least twice. NOT 10 MINUTES AFTER THE GUEST MENTIONS THIS FOR THE SECOND TIME .... Jorch pauses for thought and asks him 'What about mathematics? Did they know anything about math?'

The guest sounded dumbfounded and once again repeated the same information because it would be rude to say 'wtf dude, are you gaslighting me? i just told you about that a few minutes ago.'

I think Jorch did his usual napping when the guest was talking. He never has a discussion with a guest. Someone -- most likely dumbheiser -- prepares a series of questions for the guest which Jorch in turn then asks in an apparent random order to make it seem like he's following what the guest is saying. He's not intelligent enough to carry a conversation by himself. 

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« Reply #83838 on: November 04, 2017, 08:16:31 AM »
Especially for his vehicles.



Poor Joorch, scrunched in like a sardine because that fat tub of goo Dumbheiser is nearly taking up both seats in the back.

Hmm,, i wonder why Joorch never peddles his snake-oil "Alternative Health" from "Doc" Wallet on Tommee? He's gotta have some health issues... I think Tommee should publish his own book entitled "Fat as Hell"!

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« Reply #83839 on: November 04, 2017, 08:37:21 AM »
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally.



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« Reply #83840 on: November 04, 2017, 01:08:44 PM »

Hmm,, i wonder why Joorch never peddles his snake-oil "Alternative Health" from "Doc" Wallet on Tommee? He's gotta have some health issues... I think Tommee should publish his own book entitled "Fat as Hell"!



Probably because, they both know the shit does nothing. Doc Wallet need to stick to giving flea dips to dogs and quit meddling in human doctoring.

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« Reply #83841 on: November 04, 2017, 03:29:15 PM »
Norry, when you come here and visit, remember:  Serve lots of cheese instead of D-con to the mice.  Karma returns, and ye shall receive bountiful kegs of wine, instead of fermented grape juice. 

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« Reply #83842 on: November 04, 2017, 06:35:53 PM »
It took him 30 seconds to name-drop Billy Mumy.

Many thanks to ItsOver for predicting that.
Ha!  "Thank yeeewww."  Here's another easy prediction, Jorch will continue to suck!  But, great news!  Even more Jorch tomorrow night.  It's Super Suck Sunday once again and it's Tooooomeric Time!

Sunday - November 5, 2017 - George Noory

Christian Wilde
First Half: Author and researcher Christian Wilde joins George Noory to discuss his latest work in the arena of health and the ongoing health benefits of the spice turmeric. He'll examine the pros and cons in various medical approaches, including stem cell therapy.

Say "Toooomeric," Jorch.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83843 on: November 05, 2017, 08:22:33 AM »
Ha!  "Thank yeeewww."  Here's another easy prediction, Jorch will continue to suck!  But, great news!  Even more Jorch tomorrow night.  It's Super Suck Sunday once again and it's Tooooomeric Time!

Sunday - November 5, 2017 - George Noory
Christian Wilde
First Half: Author and researcher Christian Wilde joins George Noory to discuss his latest work in the arena of health and the ongoing health benefits of the spice turmeric. He'll examine the pros and cons in various medical approaches, including stem cell therapy.

Say "Toooomeric," Jorch.



How can a host who promotes health laud the VS models?  Per height/weight charts, they are seriously underweight.  One of them was told to lose weight, and couldnt.  She became discouraged after trying and trying.  She said, "Maybe I just shouldnt eat".  I analyzed her height and weight, only to find that she is already underweight!  Not in the low range, but actually off the chart.

And another one says she eats no solid food for something like ten days before working.

And one said she won't drink any water 5 hours before working.  Can you imagine what a poor example this is to women?  Many women who want to look nice try to do what models do.  Older women want to look nice.  Yet, if an older women goes to work and does not drink, while not having had any water for five hours beforehand, she risks serious dehydration, which can cause weakness, hypoglycemia, constipation, and who knows what else.  That is just not healthy.

Plus, some of them look like they are on steroids (which affect hormones) and do harsh exercises.  Those are ways to end up with prolapse, which affect 30% of women and are not easily surgically cured. These models need to treat their bodies carefully.  What their manager says looks sexy today, might be making sex impossible for them in the future.

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« Reply #83844 on: November 05, 2017, 08:29:02 AM »
George is very healthy, just look at him.  Tommy too.

George Noory: The Loser Hollywwod Hnager On At His Worse
« Reply #83845 on: November 05, 2017, 09:09:05 AM »
George Noory. The loser who still thinks he can "jump start" his acting career at age 67. He can't, but the bitterness and foolishness of this man shows. As he continues on as the imbecile hanger-on -- unflappable.

His debacle the other night with "The Twilight Zone" subject matter shows how foolish and desperate he is. From repeating some actor's lines from years ago and asking such-issues those -- then getting the appropriate "contact my agent" -- shows what a clueless Hollywood hanger-on that radio host is. A true embarrassment to himself. Reduced to not having anything of his own worth to offer, but thinking if he ambushes celebrities by either reciting their own lines back or demanding they recite theirs from their roles, showing what a small, little obsessed fan he really is.

Then when he talked to those people involved in anything to do with "The Twilight Zone," he kept issuing the same line "How cool is that?," directly stolen from Jay Leno with no shame. Maybe he's so delusional he thinks he's Jay Leno, but like if stealing the program from Art Bell wasn't bad enough, he now feels compelled to "thrust or impose himself" as some Hollywood player by stealing the trademark line from a real celebrity.

What a turd. A real pilfering turd at that. Reduced to being some obsessed fan, trying to leech what he can off of those who did things -- then thinks his audience is fooled into thinking it was all his doing.

George Noory: The Joke Of His IMDB Entry And It Speaks Volumes About Him
« Reply #83846 on: November 05, 2017, 10:09:53 AM »
George is very healthy, just look at him.  Tommy too.

What is hysterical is George Noory's entry in the Internet Movie Database (IMDB). Rather than place a dignified photo on the landing page, someone published some cropped mess with Noory looking very, very rough with his aged look and bad toupee appearing one-third out of shot.

That sums up his incompetence and those of his publicists. Like none of that actually looked at the mess they published on that site? Ha-ha and then ha-ha-ha.   

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2406382/

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« Reply #83847 on: November 05, 2017, 10:18:55 AM »
What is hysterical is George Noory's entry in the Internet Movie Database (IMDB). Rather than place a dignified photo on the landing page, someone published some cropped mess with Noory looking very, very rough with his aged look and bad toupee appearing one-third out of shot.

That sums up his incompetence and those of his publicists. Like none of that actually looked at the mess they published on that site? Ha-ha and then ha-ha-ha.   

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2406382/

I had to see, so I clicked on it  Norry looks like he is in anguished prayer.  That is probably a confessional before the alien Gods.

Re: George Noory: The Joke Of His IMDB Entry And It Speaks Volumes About Him
« Reply #83848 on: November 05, 2017, 11:24:15 AM »
I had to see, so I clicked on it  Norry looks like he is in anguished prayer.  That is probably a confessional before the alien Gods.
Ha!  I had "Ancient Aliens" on in the background last week, when I was working on something.  Jorch is such a shameless shill.  It's so obvious they just hand him a script and he bloviates for a couple of minutes.  They could hand him this, and he'd happily blather away.

Jorch - "It's well known I am a hapless loser.  But, could it be an alien recognized my fate and blessed me with a yuge gift in the form of Tommee?  Could it be he services me and hops to my every request because he knows the alien gods will slaughter him to feed their millions if he doesn't?  I think so!"




Re: George Noory: The Joke Of His IMDB Entry And It Speaks Volumes About Him
« Reply #83849 on: November 05, 2017, 12:36:34 PM »
What is hysterical is George Noory's entry in the Internet Movie Database (IMDB). Rather than place a dignified photo on the landing page, someone published some cropped mess with Noory looking very, very rough with his aged look and bad toupee appearing one-third out of shot.

That sums up his incompetence and those of his publicists. Like none of that actually looked at the mess they published on that site? Ha-ha and then ha-ha-ha.   

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2406382/

George looks very mysterious and is showing his bad boy side.