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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83790 on: November 04, 2017, 12:22:56 AM »
61 seconds. The length of time it took from the start of this interview to Joorch mentioning that Billy Mumy has been on Coast.

Look out for a cookbook and a corn field or two coming your way soon.

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« Reply #83791 on: November 04, 2017, 12:24:46 AM »
It took him 30 seconds to name-drop Billy Mummy

To clarify, we included the intro prior to the break. Discounting that...yep, 30 seconds.

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« Reply #83792 on: November 04, 2017, 12:26:41 AM »
I misspelled his name, something George would do. That's humiliating.

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« Reply #83793 on: November 04, 2017, 12:28:59 AM »
William Foreskin, talking about the rumored shut down of the grid mentioned ham radio enthusiasts and -presumably confusing Joorch with a well-known former Coast host - added "Something I know you're very interested in'.
And what does Joorch say? A slightly strangled and unconvincing 'Yup.'

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« Reply #83794 on: November 04, 2017, 12:30:01 AM »
Of course, the other thing on this as has been noted by others here, is that George claims to be a big fan of the Twilight Zone, yet only cites the same two or three episodes over and over.

Just to make Nori unhappy: http://www.oldpicsarchive.com/creepy-vintage-clowns-23-photos/

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I missed last night's show.  I don't believe Craig B Fraudlet was the originally scheduled guest.

I have Coast Insider, I need to find exactly what Fraudlet said on Jeb Bush becoming President in the 2016 election.  It was something like "I'm not giving you my prediction, I"m telling you what is going to happen.  You don't actually have a say in the matter, it's already been decided."

Of course, Fraudlet now completely denies he ever said any such thing.
To be fair to the guy, I do remember he admitted to being wrong about that one. Sorry, can't remember the date but it wasn't long after the election that Norry had him on the show to ask about it. Cheers!

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« Reply #83795 on: November 04, 2017, 12:30:10 AM »
I find Coast Insider to be the easiest.  More money than brains.

James Aubrey was a nasty man.  One story on him is that when cancelling the Jack Benny Show, Aubrey called Benny up and started the call by saying "You're through."

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« Reply #83796 on: November 04, 2017, 12:35:00 AM »
To be fair to the guy, I do remember he admitted to being wrong about that one. Sorry, can't remember the date but it wasn't long after the election that Norry had him on the show to ask about it. Cheers!

Don't remember that.  It may have been the election night show.  I remember him this year though saying "I never said who would win, I just said who the elites wanted to win." or something like that.

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« Reply #83797 on: November 04, 2017, 12:36:23 AM »
It took him 30 seconds to name-drop Billy Mumy.

Many thanks to ItsOver for predicting that.
Well, you didn't need to be Sylvia Browne to predict that one j/k

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« Reply #83798 on: November 04, 2017, 12:41:01 AM »
Don't remember that.  It may have been the election night show.  I remember him this year though saying "I never said who would win, I just said who the elites wanted to win." or something like that.
It's hit and miss with me on this show so it is indeed possible that he at some other time qualified his statements and i was't tuned in. Also, memory is a funny thing...so there's that too

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« Reply #83799 on: November 04, 2017, 12:42:31 AM »
Ouch got Zorro wrong, no internet research before blurting

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« Reply #83800 on: November 04, 2017, 12:42:46 AM »
I should be put to death, but I'm going to do my own plug for Coast Insider. When I listen to downloaded torrents or on Youtube (and not necessarily just Coast to Coast but a lot of talk shows/documentaries) I find the sound isn't great and I lose concentration.  One thing about Coast Insider I find is that the sound is very clear.  Even when listening while playing scrabble I don't lose concentration (which isn't easy with a Nori interview.)

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« Reply #83801 on: November 04, 2017, 12:48:37 AM »
Surprise visit from Billy Mumy.
Billy would correct Noory's error on the actor who played Zorro (Guy Williams) since he also played Billy's father on Lost in Space where Billy was Will Robinson...

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« Reply #83802 on: November 04, 2017, 12:53:26 AM »
Surprise visit from Billy Mumy.
Billy would correct Noory's error on the actor who played Zorro (Guy Williams) since he also played Billy's father on Lost in Space where Billy was Will Robinson...

Noory: "Give us the bad,bad man line."
Mumy: "Speak to my agent, George."
 

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« Reply #83803 on: November 04, 2017, 01:31:55 AM »


Billy Mumy in his "Zorro" costume

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« Reply #83804 on: November 04, 2017, 01:52:26 AM »
I wonder about that. On the odd occasion I want to record a show to listen to later (mostly when Knapp is hosting), I just set Tune-In to record. And I don't, but could, keep them for as long as I choose.
I like to be able to verbatim check out misspeaks and gaffes. But recurring billing (Insider) is a $38 NSF risk for me, plus more if it causes other drafts to have a problem.  I tried pre-paid cards, but they are expensive, cheesy, and fly-by-night.

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« Reply #83805 on: November 04, 2017, 02:26:56 AM »
"Whut about sand scripts?  Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?"


I remember that one. 

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« Reply #83806 on: November 04, 2017, 02:34:02 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.

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« Reply #83807 on: November 04, 2017, 02:37:10 AM »
All I remember about the film is the little girl on the plane with the puppet. "Noooooo SMOKING! N-O-S-M-O-K-I-N-G! Nooooo SMOKING!" She grew up and destroyed all the bars in the country.
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

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« Reply #83808 on: November 04, 2017, 02:41:23 AM »
Sure has been great for people with breathing conditions to be able to go out dancing for many years now!  What a way to strengthen the lungs.

If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.

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« Reply #83809 on: November 04, 2017, 02:58:34 AM »
Did he really say that? Wowzer!
Tbf, he'd have to be a Young Earth Creationist as per Kenneth Hamm of Creation Museum fame (the earth and everything that ever existed on it is no more than 6,000 years old and we co-existed happily with the dinosaurs because there was no death and all animals were vegetarian until Eve fucked Adam) to be getting dinosaurs on the ark, but nevertheless, if you believe that everything in The Bible actually happened, there's a long, long list of questions begged!

George has said he leans toward Zecharia Sitchin.  According to Wikipedia, Sitchin believed his own Annunaki theories were compatible with the Bible.  Wikipedia articles are publically edited, but right now that quote follows citation 8.

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« Reply #83810 on: November 04, 2017, 03:00:15 AM »

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« Reply #83811 on: November 04, 2017, 03:04:58 AM »
Is this the Bible-bullets-and beans caller?  Why are they dickering about alcoholic drinking?  The Bible-bullets-and beans caller has set George straight before, reminding George that there is no "beer" in Bible-bullets-and beans. WTF.
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)

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« Reply #83812 on: November 04, 2017, 03:07:13 AM »
Cornelius in Alexandria, LA is the BBB guy. That was Barry in SC, another regular  :)
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally. 

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« Reply #83813 on: November 04, 2017, 03:21:08 AM »
If you are dancing, it's not a *Bar! A Bar is filled with smoke, and a shit-kicker band behind chicken-wire. There are peanut shells all over the floor and dart boards and pool tables. No one dances. They just drink Hamm's and Lonestar and Pearl and Budweiser, or smoke Marlboro's and Winston's dispensed from a cigarette machine in the corner if they want to, listen to the band, and fight! :)


*Saloon is also acceptable.
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop. 

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« Reply #83814 on: November 04, 2017, 03:37:15 AM »
Thanks! If George was concerned about the guy staggering, he could have made a welfare call. 
I'm sure Tom has Barry's number.  But nooooo.  Why not just irritate teetotalers plus embarass Barry nationally.
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.

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« Reply #83815 on: November 04, 2017, 03:40:00 AM »
Alcohol in Coast:
All I Have to Do is Dream
Hey nineteen
Deacon Blue
Lighter Shade of Pale


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« Reply #83816 on: November 04, 2017, 03:42:57 AM »
You're welcome, my friend. I think George said he was joking and that he didn't really see him staggering about. There was some cross-talk during the conversation to muddy things up (nothing new there) but that's how i heard it.
Well I turned it off.  I might as well read Mad magazine for the level of humor.  See you Monday...

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« Reply #83817 on: November 04, 2017, 03:44:47 AM »
All of the above, plus dancing.  Two-stepping.  Hip-hop.

NOOOO!!! THIS, is a Bar:


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« Reply #83818 on: November 04, 2017, 07:11:20 AM »
Nah just bad program director and producer and crappy hosts. I saw the subject and also thought "they just did this show" and didn't listen. Tearing down my Halloween decorations outside I actually listened to the recent G2G. How awful. Besides dumping early and having a guest instead of callers he didn't let the guest get really into any of his stories. And the few callers Norry allowed? I swear some were repeats of past shows or then had called in before with those stories on a rare OL night. And then Norry simply rehased stories he told so many times before and then went to a recorded replay of him reading Poe. Awful stuff. He is not only lazy but really showed his contempt for the audience that night.

I listened to the G2G show and it was a horrible noory experience to say the least. Also, there was no doubt in my mind that he was inebriated.. fumbling/slurring at least 1 word in every sentence he spoke -- even more than usual by snoory's standards, if one can imagine that. It was embarrassing for the network and downright nauseating. Snoory should really tend in his resignation, but we all know he won't because his greedy ass wants the money, believing he is somewhat of a "celebrity".. delusional numskull.

Also, you are right, he does have major contempt for his audience. For starters, A standard show like coast2coast is supposed to be at least 40 minutes each hour, but snoory and dumbheiser cut down hours 2-4 to a paltry 35 minutes each.. and 13 minutes wasted at the end of hour 4 with his terrible rendition of the tell-tale heart that he has played many times before. So, if we add up the time of actual call-ins, we come to about only an hour and 20 minutes of air-time for callers for a show advertised as "4 hours"... yeah right.  How many calls were there, 10? 15? Yeah, what a great interactive G2G! I remember having Art having 4-5 times as many calls. Not to mention the lousy filler of Dumbheiser and snoory rambling back and forth with their moronic observations and comments.

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« Reply #83819 on: November 04, 2017, 07:22:36 AM »
Spewing!


Jorch did this as well to an unprecedented level when Mr. Lobo was on a week or 2 ago. He pretended as if we wasn't doing so, when he told Lobo "Yeah, I think Brad Pitt was in Interview with a Vampire!" "You should look it up".. then the very next hour with Lobo he dropped all pretenses and googled every movie mentioned, giving precise details and years the movies were filmed in, knowledge he would have no way of knowing otherwise.