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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83670 on: October 31, 2017, 01:20:30 AM »
10/30/2017 23:17.   "Weeerwolves..."

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« Reply #83671 on: October 31, 2017, 01:28:06 AM »
Keep in mind Art Bell had 12 million listeners on any given night, Snorch barely musters 6 million in an entire week...

I've seen numbers as high as 15 million.  There is no way it was ever even close to that. 

The population of the US when Art was getting ''15 million listeners'' was 300 million.  Was 5% of the populaton listening to Art Bell from 10pm-2am on the West Coast and 1am-4am on the East Coast?  One person of every 20 - man, woman, child, non-English speaking immigrant - tuning in to Art Bell in the middle of the night every single week night? 

Of course not.  I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and worked for a software company at the time.  A place where the unusual was the norm, as was staying up all night.  I wasn't aware of a single person that even knew who Art Bell was.

IMO, the 12 million, or 15 million, or whatever it was was either cums - each night's listeners added together cumulatively for the week - or just plain inflated.  Which is what radio shows do, which is why the audience is reported in cums for the week, which is why those numbers aren't released publicly the way the TV Nielsons are.

Still, 2.5 - 3 million per night is nothing to sneeze at.  Especially considering a large percentage of Art's fans listened to the entire show, unlike Noory, whose half a million listeners per night (if that) each mostly tune in for just a segment or two     


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« Reply #83672 on: October 31, 2017, 01:31:49 AM »
Just heard "Anton and LaVey"

It was just an example of fumblegums, right? He does know Anton LaVey was just one person, doesn't he?

Sad part is he probably doesn't know. Poor Snorch, suddenly I feel sorry for him. Think I'll start calling him George.

Don't get him started on Olivia, Newt and John.


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« Reply #83673 on: October 31, 2017, 03:22:08 AM »
"They really think they're wor-ulves."

George Noory.

--------------------
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There, wolf."

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« Reply #83674 on: October 31, 2017, 06:34:33 AM »
Why does George Knapp consistently manage to have interesting guests talking about interesting things while Snorch solicits the worst of the worst night after painful night? Did Snorch suck on batteries as a child? (stole than line from Willam the drag queen, thanks Willam).

That's my question. Do the guest hosts get to pc their guests? Knapp, Schrader, Syrett.............. all interesting shows with great guests. Snoory, yet another psychic medium.........

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« Reply #83675 on: October 31, 2017, 05:48:52 PM »
That's my question. Do the guest hosts get to pc their guests? Knapp, Schrader, Syrett.............. all interesting shows with great guests. Snoory, yet another psychic medium.........

I have it on good authority that it's a bit of both: picking their own and being told who the guests will be. I suspect Knapp is autonomous, though.

REG pretty good last night. Noory an irritating moron as usual. Nosferatu was mentioned, and while she was talking about it, Noory interrupted to ask 'When was that filmed?' Guiley picked up her thread only to have Joorch - a quick Google later - interrupt her again to announce '1922. It was filmed in 1922.'
He had an odd fingernail obsession last night. Asked a few times how long Max Shrek's finger nails were. 'They must have been six inches at least!' Later, he announced that his grandson wanted to be Freddy Kruger for Halloween. 'I said, "Wendy, does he have to? He's such a cute kid." But that's what he's doing, with the long fingernails and everything.' ???



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« Reply #83676 on: October 31, 2017, 06:16:05 PM »
"I seem to have a router in my head."
                                - Joorch Noory, Mad As Hell, p 351
Hey, is there a lot of drinking in that book?  There was in his novel.

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« Reply #83677 on: October 31, 2017, 06:23:09 PM »
I have it on good authority that it's a bit of both: picking their own and being told who the guests will be. I suspect Knapp is autonomous, though.

REG pretty good last night. Noory an irritating moron as usual. Nosferatu was mentioned, and while she was talking about it, Noory interrupted to ask 'When was that filmed?' Guiley picked up her thread only to have Joorch - a quick Google later - interrupt her again to announce '1922. It was filmed in 1922.'
He had an odd fingernail obsession last night. Asked a few times how long Max Shrek's finger nails were. 'They must have been six inches at least!' Later, he announced that his grandson wanted to be Freddy Kruger for Halloween. 'I said, "Wendy, does he have to? He's such a cute kid." But that's what he's doing, with the long fingernails and everything.' ???
Once again Norry viewing everything through a movie reference....and getting details (a pretty MAJOR detail) wrong.
-GNS

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« Reply #83678 on: October 31, 2017, 06:48:25 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.

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« Reply #83679 on: October 31, 2017, 09:14:34 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.
That sounds better than this.  Jorch being himself.


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« Reply #83680 on: October 31, 2017, 09:17:00 PM »
I heard that Norry was going to dress up like his muse this Halloween:  Falkie.
That sounds better than this.  Jorch, just being himself.


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« Reply #83681 on: October 31, 2017, 09:21:03 PM »
That sounds better than this.  Jorch being himself.



Ya know...I've seen that pic a bunch of times and I know the puppet is from the movie "It's Alive."  However...what the hell is George trying to be?

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« Reply #83682 on: October 31, 2017, 09:25:43 PM »
Don't get him started on Olivia, Newt and John.


"Virginia in Atlanta.  Go ahead, Virgin..."


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« Reply #83683 on: October 31, 2017, 09:28:31 PM »
Ya know...I've seen that pic a bunch of times and I know the puppet is from the movie "It's Alive."  However...what the hell is George trying to be?
Ha, ha, ha... believe it or not, he's suppose to be one of his idols, Morgus.


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« Reply #83684 on: October 31, 2017, 09:44:00 PM »
Ha, ha, ha... believe it or not, he's suppose to be one of his idols, Morgus.



Wow.  Well I guess he plucked some of the hair out of the mask to use it in his toupee.   He died those hairs of course.  I mean...it has to seem realistic.

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« Reply #83685 on: October 31, 2017, 09:44:26 PM »
Hasn't the ever popular Norry told us he dresses up then sits in the corner of some restaurant he patronizes to see if anyone recognises him?  (And of course they pretend not to)

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« Reply #83686 on: October 31, 2017, 09:51:58 PM »
Hasn't the ever popular Norry told us he dresses up then sits in the corner of some restaurant he patronizes to see if anyone recognises him?  (And of course they pretend not to)
I seem to recall something to that effect.  Maybe his favorite turkee sammich convenience store banned him when they got tired of Jorch creeping around the gas pumps in his Morgus get-up.

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« Reply #83687 on: October 31, 2017, 09:54:57 PM »
I seem to recall something to that effect.  Maybe his favorite turkee sammich convenience store banned him when they got tired of Jorch creeping around the gas pumps in his Morgus get-up.

So he's sitting in the corner of the bar at the Great Greek right now, dressed in some cheap costume? 

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« Reply #83688 on: October 31, 2017, 10:19:04 PM »
So he's sitting in the corner of the bar at the Great Greek right now, dressed in some cheap costume?

No trick or treat, just Norry being Norry.

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« Reply #83689 on: October 31, 2017, 10:29:15 PM »
Normally John Curtis drives me crazy, but last night his interaction with Jorge was so absurd, that it was oddly entertaining

-Jorge read through the Manafort/Popeypants story and introduces a very hyperventilating John Curtis
-Curtis does his normal nothing to see here routine on any negative Trump story and said the Manafort had nothing to do with Trump
-To my absolute shock Noory asks a follow up question about Poppeypants story is connected to Trump campaign
-Curtis really sucking wind and hyperventilating talks fast & gives the Trump company line of "He was a none player"
-Jorge ends the interview by saying "Well this seems like that start of this story, I'll like to have you back as it goes on"

It was the absurdity of the largest order. Noory wants to talk about this story, his guest adds nothing except "It's a none story" and George invites him back as "expert guest" on a story that the guest does not want to talk about. ONLY in Nooryland  ;D

If Jorge was doing sports and a regular season baseball postgame radio show, he would have a guest on after the game who would say "Regular season games don't matter, it's a waste of time, and baseball is stupid". Sportsradio Jorge would respond with "Okay, I'll have you back after tomorrow game with your analysis" 

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« Reply #83690 on: October 31, 2017, 10:37:16 PM »
So he's sitting in the corner of the bar at the Great Greek right now, dressed in some cheap costume?
Just wrapping up his 8 hours of show prep, no doubt.  He should be on his second bottle of red by now.  Brace for another "classhic" Noory Ghost to Ghost, 2017.

"George Noory hosts the traditional "Ghost to Ghost AM" Halloween show, where callers and guests share tales of ghostly encounters and contact with the afterworld. First hour guest, author, lecturer, and paranormal expert Bill Bean will discuss some of his most evil and disturbing cases, including exorcisms he's performed, as well as the world of curses, obsessions, and possessions by demonic entities."

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« Reply #83691 on: November 01, 2017, 12:36:11 AM »
That sounds better than this.  Jorch being himself.


10/31/17 22:15. GN
I just want you try for the next three hours to forget the world, RELAX, and enjoy Halloween, even though it's hard with all the news.  Today, 300 people were killed when a bridge failed (morbid details)... A mother was sentenced for severly beating her daughter (morbid details)

It might have been better to read the news FIRST and then tell us to relax....Hello...

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« Reply #83692 on: November 01, 2017, 12:38:46 AM »
Ya know...I've seen that pic a bunch of times and I know the puppet is from the movie "It's Alive."  However...what the hell is George trying to be?
Looks like my landlady's sleepover pal! Gasp.

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« Reply #83693 on: November 01, 2017, 12:47:00 AM »
Wow. Endless hand-wringing from Noory about whether to go ahead with G2G because of the NYC attack. Joorch, if the city can go ahead with its Halloween parade, I think that's decision made. Can you self-aggrandizement?
Then, after Noory said 'Unless we can take a step back, we are going to blow up as people', Bill Bean effectively says 'It was the Devil made him do it' and we need to re-establish our connection to God and actually trots out the 'the family that prays together stays together' horseshit with absolutely no sense of irony that it's too much religion and too much 'connection' to a non-existent God that creates this insanity in the first place. I've lost count already of the number of times Bean has praised God and his power. Or, roughly translated, 'Allahu-akbar'.

Click.

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« Reply #83694 on: November 01, 2017, 12:51:04 AM »


Last night Noory mentioned when he was a kid he often dressed up as Zorro with a sword and ran around his neighborhood...

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« Reply #83695 on: November 01, 2017, 12:59:27 AM »
10/31/17 22:15. GN
I just want you try for the next three hours to forget the world, RELAX, and enjoy Halloween, even though it's hard with all the news.  Today, 300 people were killed when a bridge failed (morbid details)... A mother was sentenced for severly beating her daughter (morbid details)

It might have been better to read the news FIRST and then tell us to relax....Hello...
One would think, by past performance- if one can call it that, that Norry would be great tonight and hitting every pitch with a line-up like that. Right in his sweet-spot: Muslim terrorism attacks, bridge/mine collapses (with nuke scenarios in NK,) likely dead, or mean due to fall-out, and a daughter being beaten, etc (she will be mean.)  But, alas.
-GNS
ps: TCM has MUCH better fare on.

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« Reply #83696 on: November 01, 2017, 01:11:40 AM »
Wow!  Nice Wayne Carson impression!

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« Reply #83697 on: November 01, 2017, 01:11:57 AM »
One would think, by past performance- if one can call it that, that Norry would be great tonight and hitting every pitch with a line-up like that. Right in his sweet-spot: Muslim terrorism attacks, bridge/mine collapses (with nuke scenarios in NK,) likely dead, or mean due to fall-out, and a daughter being beaten, etc (she will be mean.)...

Zoo animals being shot?

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« Reply #83698 on: November 01, 2017, 01:16:50 AM »
I hope he burns in hell - George Noory

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« Reply #83699 on: November 01, 2017, 01:25:55 AM »
I hate people calling in on bad cell phones. :(