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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83460 on: October 20, 2017, 05:19:34 PM »
No, Angela Landsbury.  ;)

LOL!  No.  No vibe whatsoever.  However, Bea Arthur is a different story.


Re: George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83461 on: October 20, 2017, 05:38:26 PM »
Exactly ... and George seems to have a fear of OPEN LINES ... wonder why that is.


I heard from someone who called in that her call was screened 3 times, just to make sure of what she was going to ask George. He has to be spoon fed everything and have his hand held. Enough. Bring in someone like Art who can handle cold calls, who is not intimidated by anyone not there to kiss his ass.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2744394/The-loneliness-early-menopause-Melissa-42-childless-menopause-began-friends-having-babies.html

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« Reply #83462 on: October 20, 2017, 05:47:24 PM »
LOL!  No.  No vibe whatsoever.  However, Bea Arthur is a different story.



Jeez Shay - How about her TV Daughter?



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83463 on: October 20, 2017, 05:56:09 PM »
Jeez Shay - How about her TV Daughter?



YES.  She's a freak.  :D  ;)

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« Reply #83464 on: October 20, 2017, 06:04:17 PM »
YES.  She's a freak.  :D  ;)

Glad we got you headed into a happier place man     :P

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« Reply #83465 on: October 20, 2017, 06:18:49 PM »
Glad we got you headed into a happier place man     :P
Hahahaha!  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83466 on: October 20, 2017, 06:20:03 PM »
YES.  She's a freak.  :D  ;)

And then there's Maude. And then there's MAUDE!  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83467 on: October 20, 2017, 06:21:37 PM »
And then there's Maude. And then there's MAUDE!  :D

What do you have against Betty White?

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« Reply #83468 on: October 20, 2017, 06:26:25 PM »

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« Reply #83469 on: October 20, 2017, 06:31:07 PM »
What do you have against Betty White?



Uhhh...huhuhuh...she played a slut on The Mary Tyler Moore show...huhuhuh...

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« Reply #83470 on: October 20, 2017, 06:33:05 PM »

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« Reply #83471 on: October 20, 2017, 06:34:45 PM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83472 on: October 20, 2017, 06:38:09 PM »


Uhhh...huhuhuh...she played a slut on The Mary Tyler Moore show...huhuhuh...

Watch what you say or Alan Ludden will come back from the grave to haunt you on Halloween.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83473 on: October 20, 2017, 06:40:23 PM »
Watch what you say or Alan Ludden will come back from the grave to haunt you on Halloween.



He knew.  ;)

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« Reply #83474 on: October 20, 2017, 06:43:16 PM »
JES!!!

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« Reply #83475 on: October 20, 2017, 06:44:00 PM »
She's only 45!

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« Reply #83476 on: October 20, 2017, 06:45:13 PM »
He knew.  ;)

She must have worn him out.  lol.  Poor guy didn't have a chance.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83477 on: October 20, 2017, 06:48:55 PM »
She must have worn him out.  lol.  Poor guy didn't have a chance.

The rumour is that she'd do anyone on Match Game, even Jamie Farr...and everyone knows what a freak that guy was.  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83478 on: October 20, 2017, 06:50:33 PM »
I would sex her now.

I'm glad there are men out there like you who will take care of these women.  She looks like she's 70 going on 80.  Reminds me of my grandmother and I think I'm gonna throw up.

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« Reply #83479 on: October 20, 2017, 06:53:48 PM »
I'm glad there are men out there like you who will take care of these women.  She looks like she's 70 going on 80.  Reminds me of my grandmother and I think I'm gonna throw BONE up.

There's room for all 5 of us in there you know! :)

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« Reply #83480 on: October 20, 2017, 06:56:29 PM »
Once those flap-jacks gets ta' smackin', you'll blow Aunt Jemima all over those stretch marks!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83481 on: October 20, 2017, 06:56:44 PM »
I'm glad there are men out there like you who will take care of these women.  She looks like she's 70 going on 80.  Reminds me of my grandmother and I think I'm gonna throw up.

She is attractive to me.  Maybe the thigh-highs?  Regardless...she's an attrative woman who I wouldn't turn down.   ;)  Older women are still sexy.  :-\

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« Reply #83482 on: October 20, 2017, 06:59:13 PM »
She is attractive to me.  Maybe the thigh-highs?  Regardless...she's an attrative woman who I wouldn't turn down.   ;)  Older women are still sexy.  :-\

You really need your own thread Shay.     Shay's Beauty of the Month or What Say Shay

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« Reply #83483 on: October 20, 2017, 07:04:36 PM »
She is attractive to me.  Maybe the thigh-highs?  Regardless...she's an attrative woman who I wouldn't turn down.   ;)  Older women are still sexy.  :-\

I have impossible standards.  It is a good thing I'm married to a lovely lady because I'd be having a hell of a time if I was single.  I was attracted to older women too when I was 15 but I grew out of it though Sophia Loren and Raquel Welch still look lovely and I'd do them if given the chance.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83484 on: October 20, 2017, 07:06:36 PM »
There's room for all 5 of us in there you know! :)

Don't I know it. LOL. No, I think I'll pass on GGILF's Gone Wild.

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« Reply #83485 on: October 20, 2017, 07:19:59 PM »
The depression times made it so smart people did not have children, so they are not smart like we are.

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« Reply #83486 on: October 20, 2017, 08:11:57 PM »
I have to edit.  Lobo said he would hang himself.  Not shoot himself.  Regardless...same outcome.  ;)  ;D
Maybe Mr. Lobo can start a trend for C2C guests.  When Jorch inevitably gets to index card #48 and asks "So, what have yeeewww got planned?"  the guest can come up with some different way of offing themselves after enduring the worst dullard they've ever encountered.

Jorch - "So, what have yeeewww got planned, Linda?"

LMH - "Well, Jorch, after the show, I'm going to take a nice, hot bath, to wash the last several hours off of me.  Then I'll slit my wrists and bleed out in the tub, the ultimate Lady in Red.  Just for you, Jorch.

Jorch - "That's swell, Linda.  We'll see yeeewww next month at your regular time."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83487 on: October 20, 2017, 09:11:00 PM »
Dave Schrader and promising subject matter... maybe tonight won't be an acid bath.

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« Reply #83488 on: October 20, 2017, 09:15:11 PM »
So, I see the Ol Part Timer has left the building for the weekend, leaving a trail of secret sauce.

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« Reply #83489 on: October 20, 2017, 09:24:30 PM »
Yep, Joorch skipping out tonight AND next Friday. Highly cryptic sign-off at the end of last night's show. He said Schrader would be 'filling in for me' tonight because he's 'on mini-assignment'. On what now? What the fuck is a mini-assignment? Pizza roll party at Tommee's place?
Back on Monday, he assures us, 'with some interesting news for you on Coassacoassayem'. He likes to play these teases, doesn't he?
And finally just dropped into normal retard mode with 'and, er, just keep pushing away.'   ???