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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83340 on: October 18, 2017, 06:56:22 PM »


George: " Do you like Goodfellas?"



What an idiot. I barely know Mr Lobos. I've caught him rarely from time to time. But George........... is that asswipe drunk while he's on the air? Someone mentioned 3X5 cards. That may in fact be true. The questions are just bizarre as hell.

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« Reply #83341 on: October 19, 2017, 12:34:54 AM »
After reading your recaps I had to listen to it to see how bad it was. Jorge was indeed that horrible 

These guys were meant to be on tonight, they were bumped 24 hours before showtime without explanation, pretty classless C2C.


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« Reply #83342 on: October 19, 2017, 12:41:14 AM »
What a horrible interview, even for George.  There was a glimmer of hope when Mr. Lobo tried to steer the conversation towards the Mandela Effect, but Noory quickly steered it away.

I think Noory is incapable of even understanding what The Mandela Effect IS.  I hate those people.

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« Reply #83343 on: October 19, 2017, 02:32:48 AM »
Glad others commented on the Mr Lobo trainwreck of an interview, the guy is an amiable conversationalist about a fun pop culture topic, shlock B horror/sci-fi movies. Shnorry is actually of the exact vintage for the subject matter, he grew up during the heyday of the B horror/monster movie shows on local TV. Yet like with every other subject matter he is embarrassingly ignorant, he's gone through life without any real interest or attachment to anything or anybody, he's emotionally and intellectually a very flat tire. Obtuse is a word I keep going back to when writing about Jorch. I felt bad for Mr. Lobo, it's like being trapped alone in a conversation with an old uncle or aunt who never was interesting or had much to offer even when they were younger.  I'd feel sorry for Jorch as well because he looked so sad and bad doing the interview but Jorch has zero self awareness and thought he and Mr. Lobo were having a rollicking good time. Cringe factor was off the chart for me.

The interchange that dropped my jaw even for Jorch was after another awkward pause where you know Mr Lobo is sitting at the other end of the phone silently mouthing 'what the fuck?'.  Jorch we know drops the same observations and questions on his listeners and guests all the time but seems to be totally unaware of it. He's like a primitive robot that has a glitch in its hardware that randomly retrieves something out of memory when triggered by a word or a picture or anything. So suddenly out of an awkward pause Jorch throws this old chestnut of his out:

'You know, I don't think John Wayne movies, westerns like that, or um ... Frank Sinatra movies would work today. What do yeeew think?'

WHAT THE FUCK ....... what kind of sense does this make, those movies even pre-date himself. This is like interviewing a rock and roll historian about different eras and genres of popular rock music and the current music scene and this comes out of your mouth 'You know, I don't think Doris Day or Bing Crosby with their records or um .. even a Glenn Miller would do well today. What do yeeew think?'  The response should be 'I think you're insane or just really stupid or at best high as fuck on something.'

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83344 on: October 19, 2017, 04:47:24 AM »
What a horrible interview, even for George.  There was a glimmer of hope when Mr. Lobo tried to steer the conversation towards the Mandela Effect, but Noory quickly steered it away.

I think Noory is incapable of even understanding what The Mandela Effect IS.  I hate those people.
You didnt like his interview with the lady?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83345 on: October 19, 2017, 04:55:29 AM »
Same shirt, same bangs, same restaurant, same week posted online, same hair loft, same wrinkles on shirt........  complexion normal.  He morphs!

https://scontent-sea1-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s750x750/sh0.08/e35/18646183_146822675859319_437185678837547008_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTUyMzA3MDI2OTM3NDIxODc1Mw%3D%3D.2

http://www.imgrum.org/place/the-great-greek-restaurant/1432026/J0HWeL0swAAAF0HWUhtWAAAAFuwBAA%253D%253D


Yeah if he is not wearing eyebrow pencil, he should be!  And feather it!!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83346 on: October 19, 2017, 08:59:38 AM »
After reading your recaps I had to listen to it to see how bad it was. Jorge was indeed that horrible 

These guys were meant to be on tonight, they were bumped 24 hours before showtime without explanation, pretty classless C2C.


Tommy probably figured out they would call Noory out on any bullshit.  Reading the comments on their feed was delightful.

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« Reply #83347 on: October 19, 2017, 09:00:57 AM »
What an idiot. I barely know Mr Lobos. I've caught him rarely from time to time. But George........... is that asswipe drunk while he's on the air? Someone mentioned 3X5 cards. That may in fact be true. The questions are just bizarre as hell.

Noory also claims to do about 8 hours of "show prep."  A glass of wine per hour, perhaps?  ;)

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« Reply #83348 on: October 19, 2017, 12:07:45 PM »
Just in case yeeewww were getting tired of Doc Wallet, yeeewww can listen to one of his clones tonight.

Thursday - October 19, 2017
HOST
George Noory
GUESTS
Benjamin Fuchs
First Half: Registered pharmacist, nutritionist and cosmetic chemist, Ben Fuchs shares alternative health concepts, and offers tips on supplements and healthy changes to one's diet and lifestyle.



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83349 on: October 19, 2017, 01:50:19 PM »
Glad others commented on the Mr Lobo trainwreck of an interview, the guy is an amiable conversationalist about a fun pop culture topic, shlock B horror/sci-fi movies. Shnorry is actually of the exact vintage for the subject matter, he grew up during the heyday of the B horror/monster movie shows on local TV. Yet like with every other subject matter he is embarrassingly ignorant, he's gone through life without any real interest or attachment to anything or anybody, he's emotionally and intellectually a very flat tire. Obtuse is a word I keep going back to when writing about Jorch. I felt bad for Mr. Lobo, it's like being trapped alone in a conversation with an old uncle or aunt who never was interesting or had much to offer even when they were younger.  I'd feel sorry for Jorch as well because he looked so sad and bad doing the interview but Jorch has zero self awareness and thought he and Mr. Lobo were having a rollicking good time. Cringe factor was off the chart for me.

The interchange that dropped my jaw even for Jorch was after another awkward pause where you know Mr Lobo is sitting at the other end of the phone silently mouthing 'what the fuck?'.  Jorch we know drops the same observations and questions on his listeners and guests all the time but seems to be totally unaware of it. He's like a primitive robot that has a glitch in its hardware that randomly retrieves something out of memory when triggered by a word or a picture or anything. So suddenly out of an awkward pause Jorch throws this old chestnut of his out:

'You know, I don't think John Wayne movies, westerns like that, or um ... Frank Sinatra movies would work today. What do yeeew think?'

WHAT THE FUCK ....... what kind of sense does this make, those movies even pre-date himself. This is like interviewing a rock and roll historian about different eras and genres of popular rock music and the current music scene and this comes out of your mouth 'You know, I don't think Doris Day or Bing Crosby with their records or um .. even a Glenn Miller would do well today. What do yeeew think?'  The response should be 'I think you're insane or just really stupid or at best high as fuck on something.'
Normally I can find some humor in Norry's mumbling bumbling "interviews" but the Mr.Lobo was so bad I couldn't even laugh. And Norry has had him on several times and still with the usual "how do you do what you do" and Norry wouldn't even talk about the subjects but kept bringing up movies from other genres.

The crazy thing is with every other subject Norry always references movies and tv, as if he has had no personal experiences in life except tv and movies. And yet he gets the details wrong about those movies he uses a reference points for everything in life! What a dolt.

ps: the TruthStream folks were likely too "controversial" for Norry. Could it be that PRN/iHateMedia,Inc didn't like the "Alex Jones" direction Norry steered C2C and is trying to tone it down?

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« Reply #83350 on: October 19, 2017, 01:58:40 PM »
Normally I can find some humor in Norry's mumbling bumbling "interviews" but the Mr.Lobo was so bad I couldn't even laugh. And Norry has had him on several times and still with the usual "how do you do what you do" and Norry wouldn't even talk about the subjects but kept bringing up movies from other genres.

The crazy thing is with every other subject Norry always references movies and tv, as if he has had no personal experiences in life except tv and movies. And yet he gets the details wrong about those movies he uses a reference points for everything in life! What a dolt.

ps: the TruthStream folks were likely too "controversial" for Norry. Could it be that PRN/iHateMedia,Inc didn't like the "Alex Jones" direction Norry steered C2C and is trying to tone it down?

He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83351 on: October 19, 2017, 04:41:49 PM »
He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.

That would have been scary. He would have asked in school "Do teeth have a brain?" and been practicing "Whoops, pulled the wrong toofus."

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« Reply #83352 on: October 19, 2017, 05:01:06 PM »
He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.
Maybe he thinks he is a dentist and keeps confusing a broadcasting studio with a dental office.  Listening to him can be pretty damn painful. 


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« Reply #83353 on: October 19, 2017, 05:01:21 PM »
That would have been scary. He would have asked in school "Do teeth have a brain?" and been practicing "Whoops, pulled the wrong toofus."

Do mean babies have teeth?

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« Reply #83354 on: October 19, 2017, 05:04:56 PM »
Nori to that guest on technological change "I think so too, you can't fight technological change taking away jobs."

Nori to truck drivers "I'm against driverless trucks."

Nori's pandering to his listener base is pathetic.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83355 on: October 19, 2017, 05:08:05 PM »
Maybe he thinks he is a dentist and keeps confusing a broadcasting studio with a dental office.  Listening to him can be pretty damn painful. 



Maybe Norry was influenced, or under the influence, saw the studio equipment and went into the wrong classroom to take the class.

For comparison, look at how the mike is on that armee thing, and hangs down and you can pull on it to get in the location you want it.  You can bring it closer or further away from your mouth.  That foamee thing could be put in your mouth if you wanted to.

I'm sayin' the equipment in the studio bears some resemblance to the equipment used by a dentist on a patient in a dentist's chair.  You bring the arm closer so that you can drill teeth, work on them. 

Anyways, Norry went instead of Dentistry 101, into of Broadcast Host 101, and the rest is painful history.

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« Reply #83356 on: October 19, 2017, 05:13:13 PM »
Do mean babies have teeth?

Good question, and for follow-up ten questions later he will insert, "Do mean babies have wisdom teeth?"  "Do you recommend a pacifier for mean babies with lots of teeth?"  "What do you think of designing a mean baby teething ring?"

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« Reply #83357 on: October 19, 2017, 05:33:50 PM »
Maybe Norry was influenced, or under the influence, saw the studio equipment and went into the wrong classroom to take the class.

For comparison, look at how the mike is on that armee thing, and hangs down and you can pull on it to get in the location you want it.  You can bring it closer or further away from your mouth.  That foamee thing could be put in your mouth if you wanted to.

I'm sayin' the equipment in the studio bears some resemblance to the equipment used by a dentist on a patient in a dentist's chair.  You bring the arm closer so that you can drill teeth, work on them. 

Anyways, Norry went instead of Dentistry 101, into of Broadcast Host 101, and the rest is painful history.
Maybe we're on to something.  Jorch looks like he's dressed as a dentist in the photo above.  "So, what brought yeeewww in to see me today?  Have yeeewww always wanted to have teeth?  How did yeeewww get those teeth? Do yeeeww like pain?  When you had your baby teeth, were they painful baby teeth?



Plus, Tommee would make such a cute dental hygienist.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83358 on: October 19, 2017, 08:02:44 PM »
That would have been scary. He would have asked in school "Do teeth have a brain?" and been practicing "Whoops, pulled the wrong toofus."
Oooo   Ooooo I can answer that.  Teeth are fed by brain tissue in the form of nerves!  Early recess!

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« Reply #83359 on: October 19, 2017, 08:05:23 PM »
He should have listened to his father and became a dentist.
No.  There could be misunderstandings. 
"Nurse, scapula please.  I mean scalpel!"
"Put in a hole there, I mean molaR!"
"Step on the gas... I mean stop the laughing gas!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83360 on: October 19, 2017, 08:09:37 PM »
No.  There could be misunderstandings. 
"Nurse, scapula please.  I mean scalpel!"
"Put in a hole there, I mean molaR!"
"Step on the gas... I mean stop the laughing gas!"

Fun fact. Number one weapon of choice for suicides by dentists is nitrous oxide.

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« Reply #83361 on: October 19, 2017, 08:25:08 PM »
Fun fact. Number one weapon of choice for suicides by dentists is nitrous oxide.
Seriously?  Well, what a way to go.  The first time I had it, I couldn't stop thinking about it for days.  The second time I had it, I starting wondering how I could get into that office to get more!  So, uh, I am cut off!

Can you imagine George on laughing gas?  Someone make a non-stop recording.  I wish I knew how to do those things, splicing and cutting sounds and images to make little productions.  They just make my day.  That one NPR did in honor of Mr. Rogers a few years ago was wonderful.

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« Reply #83362 on: October 19, 2017, 08:27:04 PM »
And for those who slept through the news and last night's first segment (s.e.g.m.e.n.t., ewww) Coast woke everyone up with the marching symphony song, "Symphonic Soul".  Wake up, everyone!  We don't want yew to miss our ads!!!!  Yew can sleep through content, but there is a reason the volume comes up on ads (isn't that illegal?)

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« Reply #83363 on: October 19, 2017, 08:27:58 PM »
Holocaust survivors, 2nd hour tonight.

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« Reply #83364 on: October 19, 2017, 10:28:04 PM »
Glad others commented on the Mr Lobo trainwreck of an interview, the guy is an amiable conversationalist about a fun pop culture topic, shlock B horror/sci-fi movies. Shnorry is actually of the exact vintage for the subject matter, he grew up during the heyday of the B horror/monster movie shows on local TV. Yet like with every other subject matter he is embarrassingly ignorant, he's gone through life without any real interest or attachment to anything or anybody, he's emotionally and intellectually a very flat tire. Obtuse is a word I keep going back to when writing about Jorch. I felt bad for Mr. Lobo, it's like being trapped alone in a conversation with an old uncle or aunt who never was interesting or had much to offer even when they were younger.  I'd feel sorry for Jorch as well because he looked so sad and bad doing the interview but Jorch has zero self awareness and thought he and Mr. Lobo were having a rollicking good time. Cringe factor was off the chart for me.

The interchange that dropped my jaw even for Jorch was after another awkward pause where you know Mr Lobo is sitting at the other end of the phone silently mouthing 'what the fuck?'.  Jorch we know drops the same observations and questions on his listeners and guests all the time but seems to be totally unaware of it. He's like a primitive robot that has a glitch in its hardware that randomly retrieves something out of memory when triggered by a word or a picture or anything. So suddenly out of an awkward pause Jorch throws this old chestnut of his out:

'You know, I don't think John Wayne movies, westerns like that, or um ... Frank Sinatra movies would work today. What do yeeew think?'

WHAT THE FUCK ....... what kind of sense does this make, those movies even pre-date himself. This is like interviewing a rock and roll historian about different eras and genres of popular rock music and the current music scene and this comes out of your mouth 'You know, I don't think Doris Day or Bing Crosby with their records or um .. even a Glenn Miller would do well today. What do yeeew think?'  The response should be 'I think you're insane or just really stupid or at best high as fuck on something.'

This is a perfect breakdown of what was an unbelievable level of incompetence.  Even by Noory standards.  I only tuned in for the last five minutes or so but that was so terrible I can only imagine how awful two hours must have been.  In the final minutes of the show they get a call about someone who mentioned how scary The Hills Have Eyes was for him growing up.  George said "what was so scary about it?"  Even worse he did it while the guest was responding to the caller.  After the guest explained the plot of the movie George said "tries to eat you??"  George had never heard of The Hills Have Eyes.  It's one of the most famous horror flicks of all time.  After the guest said that they were cannibals Noory immediately asked about an Australian movie that nobody has heard of and didn't even get the title of the film correct! The guest told George that he made up the name of the movie.  LOL.  Norry then stumbled through explaining the story of the movie.  George also commented that one of the worst movies he has ever seen is The Adventures of Barron Munchausen.  Now I haven't seen that movie but I looked it up and it has 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.  It's also not even listed as a horror.  The guest that that if that was the worst movie George has ever seen then George must have a blessed life.  The guest was very polite but it must have been hard to do.  All of this in five minutes or less.

I went to bed stunned that Noory could be that clueless.  How do you do a national interview about horror movies and have never heard of The Hills Have Eyes??

I consider myself among the dumb people in my circles.  After hearing the show the other night I am convinced that Noory is mentally retarded. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #83365 on: October 19, 2017, 10:43:40 PM »
Nori to that guest on technological change "I think so too, you can't fight technological change taking away jobs."

Nori to truck drivers "I'm against driverless trucks."

Nori's pandering to his listener base is pathetic.

I assume he hated the idea having syndication radio hosts when he local and fine with it now.

The more I think of Dr. Lobo show the more it sounds like Jorge had a dementia. He was jumping all over the place, not remembering the topic he was in and repeating stuff he just mentioned. He was a bit like a Will Ferrell doing a Harry Caray impression where he would be rambling about stuff that made no sense.


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« Reply #83366 on: October 19, 2017, 11:12:32 PM »
These guys were meant to be on tonight, they were bumped 24 hours before showtime without explanation, pretty classless C2C.


But rest assured the critical health con man will make it on just fine tonight. So it's a weekly infomercial event now? Continuing that long slow submersion into the abyss...

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« Reply #83367 on: October 19, 2017, 11:27:39 PM »
This is a perfect breakdown of what was an unbelievable level of incompetence.  Even by Noory standards.  I only tuned in for the last five minutes or so but that was so terrible I can only imagine how awful two hours must have been.  In the final minutes of the show they get a call about someone who mentioned how scary The Hills Have Eyes was for him growing up.  George said "what was so scary about it?"  Even worse he did it while the guest was responding to the caller.  After the guest explained the plot of the movie George said "tries to eat you??"  George had never heard of The Hills Have Eyes.  It's one of the most famous horror flicks of all time.  After the guest said that they were cannibals Noory immediately asked about an Australian movie that nobody has heard of and didn't even get the title of the film correct! The guest told George that he made up the name of the movie.  LOL.  Norry then stumbled through explaining the story of the movie.  George also commented that one of the worst movies he has ever seen is The Adventures of Barron Munchausen.  Now I haven't seen that movie but I looked it up and it has 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.  It's also not even listed as a horror.  The guest that that if that was the worst movie George has ever seen then George must have a blessed life.  The guest was very polite but it must have been hard to do.  All of this in five minutes or less.

I went to bed stunned that Noory could be that clueless.  How do you do a national interview about horror movies and have never heard of The Hills Have Eyes??

I consider myself among the dumb people in my circles.  After hearing the show the other night I am convinced that Noory is mentally retarded.
Yeah, "The Hills Have Eyes" should've been known, especially, as Hollywood does these days, I think it was also remaked recently and Norry is a king in Hollywood!  ;)

Was it "Wake In Fright" (a.k.a. "Outback") that Norry attempted to reference and describe?  I had stopped listening to the awful interview before that because it was so horrible and not even the usual unintended comedy of Norry's mumblings and bumblings and guest taken-aback at ridiculous questions could keep me listening. But, if so, I'm surprised Norry knew the film. It is a great horror movie/ psychological drama! Intense and bizarre! Whenever Jaz posted or hosted a show I think of that film!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067541/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_142

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« Reply #83368 on: October 20, 2017, 12:31:19 AM »
Yeah you're all about empowerment shyster-man, your own empowerment to take people's money. Must have gotten his infomercial training over at Purity Products.

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« Reply #83369 on: October 20, 2017, 12:48:53 AM »
So they're going to prey upon this poor disease-ridden woman and sell her more supplements. That's great.

So why isn't Professor Miracles telling her to take Carnivora? I thought Carnivora fixed everything.