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« Reply #76890 on: January 02, 2017, 02:21:11 AM »
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« Reply #76891 on: January 02, 2017, 02:27:00 AM »
I just woke up and with nothing to do at 3 AM, I turn on Noory who is telling his psychic friend that he wasn't wrong about the election.  Hillary did win the popular vote after all.  Doofus, that is not how you win elections in this country.

Seriously, I can't believe I'm listening to this bullshit.

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« Reply #76892 on: January 02, 2017, 02:30:51 AM »
lol Noorie can't handle this guy's non-stop anti-Trump hysteria.  Damn this show's actually kind of entertaining (for all the wrong reasons as per usual).  Funny thing is he claims he's probably wrong about previous predictions of future global environmental/political/economic events - because he didn't see the Trump thing coming.  So the prophet can't properly predict the future because he made a mistake predicting the future lol.


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« Reply #76893 on: January 02, 2017, 02:40:01 AM »
Noory just said he has Benjamin Button syndrome.

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« Reply #76894 on: January 02, 2017, 02:42:53 AM »
SOOOOOOO, what happened to the psychic, Anthony? They went to commercial and when they came back he was just gone and Connie Willis was on the call-in line. So professional.

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« Reply #76895 on: January 02, 2017, 02:44:21 AM »
Noory just said he has Benjamin Button syndrome.

he's obsessed with aging/death, now we hear he thinks he's getting younger - fishing for compliments and reassurance from toadies lol

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« Reply #76896 on: January 02, 2017, 02:44:45 AM »
Oh, I see. He was just taking a moment to have his ass licked.

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« Reply #76897 on: January 02, 2017, 02:45:33 AM »
So we can thank Dave Whitman for giving Noory his first break on radio.  Damn you to hell, Whitman!!   >:(

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« Reply #76898 on: January 02, 2017, 02:47:25 AM »
Oh, I see. He was just taking a moment to have his ass licked.

He can't resist a rim job.

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« Reply #76899 on: January 02, 2017, 02:49:29 AM »
Oh, I see. He was just taking a moment to have his ass licked.


You must have no idea how good that feels.

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« Reply #76900 on: January 02, 2017, 02:50:06 AM »
SOOOOOOO, what happened to the psychic, Anthony? They went to commercial and when they came back he was just gone and Connie Willis was on the call-in line. So professional.

He also gave the guy who gave him his big break the bum's rush lol.  Thanks pal, now move along, I've got predictions n' stuff to tend to!

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« Reply #76901 on: January 02, 2017, 02:56:06 AM »


amazing, the Canadian saxophonist/psychic's vision of a horrific mid air collision above New York City killing over 600 people sounds exactly like the 9/11 attack - 'George, I see a small airport, do you know if there's an airport on Long Island?'  'Flying lessons ...' followed by incoherent mumbling'


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« Reply #76902 on: January 02, 2017, 03:00:23 AM »
These three hours went by with the quickness. Only one more hour to go. Linda Schurman is the final hour guest but he's had lots of other guests on just for a few minutes. It was nice hearing Rosemary Ellen Guiley even though I think she stole my Shadow Person story.

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« Reply #76903 on: January 02, 2017, 03:08:41 AM »
Hmm.  Tom Jones' Delilah is playing. LMH not far behind?

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« Reply #76904 on: January 02, 2017, 03:10:34 AM »
Joe Myer does not have a voice made for radio.   ::)

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« Reply #76905 on: January 02, 2017, 03:11:20 AM »
Hmm.  Tom Jones' Delilah is playing. LMH not far behind?


He's been macking hard on Connie Willis lately. Either he's over LMH or he's trying to make her jealous.

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« Reply #76906 on: January 02, 2017, 03:11:42 AM »

there's an old British or Scottish man who tells stories - I can't remember what he talks about, i think folklore, but he's charming and has a great voice/accent.  Lionel i think is his name.  has he been on recently?

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« Reply #76907 on: January 02, 2017, 03:15:09 AM »
I feel the urge to give a play by play of this ridiculous show, however it's time to turn the phone off.  Although I could get out of bed and fire up the PC.  Hmmm....

By the way, did I hear correctly when a caller said they described Noory on stage (singing?) as "catching lightning in a bottle?"
More like fire flies.
Actually, I did not hear anything about catching lightening in a bottle.  Did others hear it?

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« Reply #76908 on: January 02, 2017, 03:16:13 AM »

this show is one long SCTV skit.

Happy New Year from one ghost to another! And to zeebo as well! May your nuts be large and plentiful, buddy!


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« Reply #76909 on: January 02, 2017, 03:17:08 AM »

He's been macking hard on Connie Willis lately. Either he's over LMH or he's trying to make her jealous.


More than likely just lazy.  Hey lets play Tom Jones.  We do have a Linda coming on after all.  Just play the same stuff.

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« Reply #76910 on: January 02, 2017, 03:17:22 AM »
there's an old British or Scottish man who tells stories - I can't remember what he talks about, i think folklore, but he's charming and has a great voice/accent.  Lionel i think is his name.  has he been on recently?


Lionel Fanthorpe.

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« Reply #76911 on: January 02, 2017, 03:18:26 AM »
there's an old British or Scottish man who tells stories - I can't remember what he talks about, i think folklore, but he's charming and has a great voice/accent.  Lionel i think is his name.  has he been on recently?

No, I haven't heard him in a while.  He's pretty old.

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« Reply #76912 on: January 02, 2017, 03:18:35 AM »
there's an old British or Scottish man who tells stories - I can't remember what he talks about, i think folklore, but he's charming and has a great voice/accent.  Lionel i think is his name.  has he been on recently?

Fanthorpe?  Nope, but his fave story and George's too (Spring-Heeled Jack) is on this Fri.

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« Reply #76913 on: January 02, 2017, 03:26:10 AM »

lol SCTV is amazing, especially those early shows when they had no budget.

Rick Moranis had a this character who had a talk show where he worked the board himself, he looked like Art Bell kind of. I would have loved if they did a C2C inspired sketch.




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« Reply #76914 on: January 02, 2017, 03:27:01 AM »
lol SCTV is amazing, especially those early shows when they had no budget.

Rick Moranis had a this character who had a talk show where he worked the board himself, he looked like Art Bell kind of. I would have loved if they did a C2C inspired sketch.

My favorite comedy show ever.  Fuck SNL.

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« Reply #76915 on: January 02, 2017, 03:28:21 AM »
These so-called psychics, predicting 'earth changes', 'stock market volatility', 'political conflict' ... they're about as useful as last nite's numerologist who boldly predicted Trump would use Twitter.

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« Reply #76916 on: January 02, 2017, 03:29:05 AM »
lol SCTV is amazing, especially those early shows when they had no budget.

Rick Moranis had a this character who had a talk show where he worked the board himself, he looked like Art Bell kind of. I would have loved if they did a C2C inspired sketch.


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« Reply #76917 on: January 02, 2017, 03:30:16 AM »
These so-called psychics, predicting 'earth changes', 'stock market volatility', 'political conflict' ... they're about as useful as last nite's numerologist who boldly predicted Trump would use Twitter.

As long as they speak in generalities, they can't fail.

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« Reply #76918 on: January 02, 2017, 03:32:03 AM »
My favorite comedy show ever.  Fuck SNL.

+100 ... I haven't watched the cringe-inducing SNL for a decade now, and would gladly pick a 35-yr old SCTV sketch over that any day.  Gimme some Mrs. Falbo's Tiny Town or Dr. Tongue's 3-D House of Pancakes instead.

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« Reply #76919 on: January 02, 2017, 03:32:39 AM »
lol