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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76830 on: January 01, 2017, 02:17:52 PM »
A week or so ago (show about Antartic shenanigans) Clyde shut down "Annie from Alabama." She was on about something and got into her claim of the lost millions she was supposed to inheirit due to identity theft.
She told the same BS story on Noory. Included her desire for an "analog woe-sher" and how her aunt made her millions on (stolen?) chinese antiquities

Completely unchallenged/un-muffled by Noory of course.  I think he likes trolling the mentally ill (much like the guest he had on the other night) by indulging their madness

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76831 on: January 01, 2017, 04:13:51 PM »
No kidding, a couple of the callers provided more a manifesto than a prediction.  The one guy talked almost as long about where/how he developed his rambling list of predictions than the predictions themselves.  ...

Yeah how about the guy who had a whole stream of vague predictions like 'global unrest' and 'environmental challenges', and turned out they were supposedly derived from the bible, and weren't even relevant to this year but could happen sometime off in the future.  I was like what was the point of that?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76832 on: January 01, 2017, 04:17:28 PM »
Don't give them any ideas.  A Manifesto show would be so easy from him to do. He'd take the call, ask the caller to begin his manifesto, then George and Tommie could go out for turkey sammiches.  The computer could handle breaks, and if the Manifester was any good, he'd just rant through the breaks.  Sort of like when Steve Quayle is a guest.

lol Quayle is the ultimate guest for that - you could just mute the mic and take a nap.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76833 on: January 01, 2017, 04:22:25 PM »
A week or so ago (show about Antartic shenanigans) Clyde shut down "Annie from Alabama." She was on about something and got into her claim of the lost millions she was supposed to inheirit due to identity theft. Clyde asked why she doesn't get a lawyer. Offered to find her a lawyer for a finder's fee of 10% and called out for any lawyers to contact him if she will give 1/2 of the settlement to the attorney. "You would still be a millionaire, Annie. A million is better than nothing. There is no reason not to do this, Annie!" She blubbered and replied that the money is "hidden" and a lawyer would do no good. Clyde ended the call with "you have no reason not to do this or do you?," or something. Haha.

I'm sorry I missed that!  She called into one of Connie's shows last weekend, the one about "Krampus", which was actually kind of entertaining.  Anyway she asked about some local version of the mysterious holiday fellow, with an even funnier name, which I forgot, but it was an informative little slice of her regional culture.  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76834 on: January 01, 2017, 05:45:07 PM »
A week or so ago (show about Antartic shenanigans) Clyde shut down "Annie from Alabama."
haha, 'ole Annie called in to c2c again last night with her 2017 predictions...  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76835 on: January 01, 2017, 06:11:04 PM »
Was looking for something to listen to tonight so I thought I would check out Coast for the first time in many months.

Looking back at the shows I noticed that Doug Dietrich was *not* the guest for the 75th anniversary of Pearl Harbor and instead
some Nelson dude would be on.   Figured it might be refreshing to be Dietrich-free on the subject so thought I would give it a listen.

I can't believe what I just heard - Jerry Corsi and Noory were in negotiations to interview Fidel Castro?   What the bloody hell?
What an acid trip that would have been!   

Nelson just starting to fire up now - hope he is a good 'un!

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« Reply #76836 on: January 01, 2017, 06:53:14 PM »
Ok - well Nelson was not impressive.   *sigh*


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« Reply #76837 on: January 01, 2017, 10:35:46 PM »
We have been waiting fourteen years for this!

It appears that there will actually be guests doing something, making psychic predictions.  It is getting more appealing.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76838 on: January 02, 2017, 12:16:00 AM »

Fourteen years of sNoory. Unbuhleebebble  :P.  -GNS

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« Reply #76839 on: January 02, 2017, 12:18:34 AM »
I want to listen to this.  I don't know why.  I could turn the radio off, but I can't...and I won't. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76840 on: January 02, 2017, 12:21:29 AM »
1:20 AM and I'm flat on my back eating gummy bears and listening to Noory while occasionally sipping water.  I still haven't resolved my issues.  Nonetheless I should be asleep soon.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76841 on: January 02, 2017, 12:23:23 AM »
I'd like to wish a happy 14th anniversary to the true King Of Late Night radio. May you have at least 14 more.

Also congratulations on your first novel as well as the successes of Paranormal Date and Conspiracy date.

Good things happen to good people.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76842 on: January 02, 2017, 12:24:02 AM »
This is no way to start off the new year.  I think I need better pillows.

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« Reply #76843 on: January 02, 2017, 12:27:01 AM »
We have been waiting fourteen years for this!

It appears that there will actually be guests doing something, making psychic predictions.  It is getting more appealing.
I seem to recall most of Noory's psychic guests tonight all were certain Hillary would win big in 2016...  8)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76844 on: January 02, 2017, 12:49:16 AM »
A little Jorch pool here -  predict the date of the show when Jorch comments how fast the year is going by. There's a good chance it's before January is over.

And how many years is this 'people are acting strange' phenomena going to go on for Jorch?

Jorch the reason you sense time is going faster is that you are old, running out of time, this is true for every human being ever born, dying your hair and moustache black doesn't make you younger, all your alternative health remedies aren't gonna stop Father Time, time might slow down a bit Jorch if you weren't so frightened and obsessed with your own demise.

oh god,  one of his phony psychics - lol he just asked a the phony psychic if this is the year the Anti-Christ makes an appearance and the phony psychic replied 'I'm Jewish I don't believe in the anti-christ' 

this show is one long SCTV skit.




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76845 on: January 02, 2017, 12:50:23 AM »

A little Jorch pool here -  predict the date of the show when Jorch comments how fast the year is going by. There's a good chance it's before January is over.

And how many years is this 'people are acting strange' phenomena going to go on for Jorch?

Jorch the reason you sense time is going faster is that you are old, running out of time, this is true for every human being ever born, dying your hair and moustache black doesn't make you younger, all your alternative health remedies aren't gonna stop Father Time, time might slow down a bit Jorch if you weren't so frightened and obsessed with your own demise.

oh god,  one of his phony psychics - lol he just asked the phony psychic if this is the year the Anti-Christ makes an appearance and the phony psychic replied 'I'm Jewish I don't believe in the anti-christ' 

this show is one long SCTV skit.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76846 on: January 02, 2017, 12:53:05 AM »
oh god,  one of his phony psychics - lol he just asked the phony psychic if this is the year the Anti-Christ makes an appearance and the phony psychic replied 'I'm Jewish I don't believe in the anti-christ' 

this show is one long SCTV skit.

LMAO!  Thanks for that.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76847 on: January 02, 2017, 12:55:35 AM »
Jorch in rare form tonight.

Jorch   " so do you think the anti-Christ is here?
Guest                "No I don't"
Jorch "    uhhh, huhhh, so you don't think he is here?
Guest       Well, I don't think he is here and I don't believe in him"
Jorch       what??!!   you don't believe there is an anti Christ?
Guest      no, Im a Jew....
Jorch......   (slience).................
Jorch,        how about that Alan Thicke ? what in the world is going on?       

Way to prepare for the interview Jorch, what was it, a quick read before nodding off to Neil Sedaka's greatest  hits?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76848 on: January 02, 2017, 12:57:16 AM »
I feel the urge to give a play by play of this ridiculous show, however it's time to turn the phone off.  Although I could get out of bed and fire up the PC.  Hmmm....

By the way, did I hear correctly when a caller said they described Noory on stage (singing?) as "catching lightning in a bottle?" 




Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76849 on: January 02, 2017, 02:16:16 AM »
Jorch in rare form tonight.

Jorch   " so do you think the anti-Christ is here?
Guest                "No I don't"
Jorch "    uhhh, huhhh, so you don't think he is here?
Guest       Well, I don't think he is here and I don't believe in him"
Jorch       what??!!   you don't believe there is an anti Christ?
Guest      no, Im a Jew....
Jorch......   (slience).................
Jorch,        how about that Alan Thicke ? what in the world is going on? 
     

Way to prepare for the interview Jorch, what was it, a quick read before nodding off to Neil Sedaka's greatest  hits?

 ;D

i liked Alan Thicke but he was 69 and he had a heart attack after playing hockey.  This isn't shocking, it happens quite often. It's like Jorch is from another planet and everything is new to him.

A guest mentions anything and he just blurts out the first random free association that enters his mind.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76850 on: January 02, 2017, 02:20:09 AM »
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Not only am I psychic, I'm Italian.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76851 on: January 02, 2017, 02:20:36 AM »
This is no way to start off the new year.  I think I need better pillows.

Hey Shay, I started mine off with an ill-advised quesarito coupled with some stale beer and this goofy show.  I don't need a psychic to tell me I'll be chomping down Tums at 3am.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76852 on: January 02, 2017, 02:21:11 AM »
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According to Jacqueline Stallone...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76853 on: January 02, 2017, 02:27:00 AM »
I just woke up and with nothing to do at 3 AM, I turn on Noory who is telling his psychic friend that he wasn't wrong about the election.  Hillary did win the popular vote after all.  Doofus, that is not how you win elections in this country.

Seriously, I can't believe I'm listening to this bullshit.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76854 on: January 02, 2017, 02:30:51 AM »
lol Noorie can't handle this guy's non-stop anti-Trump hysteria.  Damn this show's actually kind of entertaining (for all the wrong reasons as per usual).  Funny thing is he claims he's probably wrong about previous predictions of future global environmental/political/economic events - because he didn't see the Trump thing coming.  So the prophet can't properly predict the future because he made a mistake predicting the future lol.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76855 on: January 02, 2017, 02:40:01 AM »
Noory just said he has Benjamin Button syndrome.

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« Reply #76856 on: January 02, 2017, 02:42:53 AM »
SOOOOOOO, what happened to the psychic, Anthony? They went to commercial and when they came back he was just gone and Connie Willis was on the call-in line. So professional.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76857 on: January 02, 2017, 02:44:21 AM »
Noory just said he has Benjamin Button syndrome.

he's obsessed with aging/death, now we hear he thinks he's getting younger - fishing for compliments and reassurance from toadies lol

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76858 on: January 02, 2017, 02:44:45 AM »
Oh, I see. He was just taking a moment to have his ass licked.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #76859 on: January 02, 2017, 02:45:33 AM »
So we can thank Dave Whitman for giving Noory his first break on radio.  Damn you to hell, Whitman!!   >:(