George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[21st Century Man]

WHY IS HE ON?

I thought KNapp was on

Knapp is on.  Try a different station.

[nextgen.fm]

Knapp is on.  Try a different station.

haha what the hell

[136 or 142]

The hacking may have backfired, and made everyone's resolve that much stronger.

As if anybody on Noory's staff would know how to hack a website.

[onan]

As if anybody on Noory's staff would know how to hack a website.

I don't know how to repair my computer. But I do know how to find someone that does.

[starrmtn001]

Me? Thanks.  No, it's nothing wine-related, just a rabbit avatar found while browsing online.

It is a cool avatar indeed.  It even tells a story.  "Once upon a time, a rabbit ate a snail and got mega-gas.  The end."

[aldousburbank]

Man, Noory really must of pissed you off because you're so chill most of the time.

I have my limits 

[ponyboysunset]

Fixed. 

Lmao! Nice one Star!

[ponyboysunset]

I tuned in to a different station than I used to in order to be ready for Knapp.  They are airing something called "The Best of Coast to Coast with George Noory."  I didn't know there was such a thing.  After all, George Noory sucks.

Once in awhile a Noory show used to slip in with the Art ones during the Fine Art Stream. I always found it funny, because decades from now we will all still be listening to old Art shows,and if we are lucky someone will have burned the ones George did! lol!

[HorrorReporter]

Coast to coast am. Starring Dave Moore as The Blank

[ziznak]

The noory stain will just never wash out I'm afraid... and I have to admit. 

I'm still listneeeeeeen

[onan]

The noory stain will just never wash out I'm afraid... and I have to admit. 

I'm still listneeeeeeen

It's not so much a stain as it is something similar to mildew.

[lonevoice]

It's not so much a stain as it is something similar to mildew.

I think it's a fungus: Fungus Amongus.

[eddie dean]

I think it's a fungus: Fungus Amongus.

Great album from the early days of Incubus.

[lonevoice]

Great album from the early days of Incubus.

Such a pretty shroom that is.

The Fungus Amongus that infects the soles of listeners looks a lot like this picture of Tommy's foot that Falkie took at the Expo:

[136 or 142]

I don't know how to repair my computer. But I do know how to find someone that does.

The most likely scenario is that the hacker is a fan of Noory who found out that Noory posted here via the Coast to Coast Facebook page.  I seriously doubt anybody from Coast to Coast or Premier Radio would hack this website.

[136 or 142]

Awesome Christopher Walken channeling and parodying (the lyrics) Frank Sinatra in new song for his new movie.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/24/christopher-walken-sings-tribeca_n_7130778.html

[lonevoice]

Awesome Christopher Walken channeling and parodying (the lyrics) Frank Sinatra in new song for his new movie.

Needs more cowbell

[eddie dean]

Such a pretty shroom that is.

The Fungus Amongus that infects the soles of listeners looks a lot like this picture of Tommy's foot that Falkie took at the Expo:

I didn't need to see that.
I won't be eating any brown sugar cookies anytime soon

[lonevoice]

I didn't need to see that.
I won't be eating any brown sugar cookies anytime soon

OMG!  Now I will never again eat a brown sugar cookie.  Or even look at one. 

This thread, and every post in it, is a crowning achievement in the culinary arts.  Now we know why Dave wears the crown so proudly. 

[DontFearTheReaper]

So...the coast twitter just posted this from Noory.

GN: Soon something wonderful and BIG is about to happen...can't say yet.

Any ideas? I'm sticking to my prediction that Coast is going to try to sabotage Art's new show by putting up the entire archive of old Coast shows on their Streamlink thing or whatever the hell they call it now.

[Northern Nights]

So...the coast twitter just posted this from Noory.

GN: Soon something wonderful and BIG is about to happen...can't say yet.

Any ideas? I'm sticking to my prediction that Coast is going to try to sabotage Art's new show by putting up the entire archive of old Coast shows on their Streamlink thing or whatever the hell they call it now.

Maybe he's actually referring to Art's show and plans to help promote it.  Naah that's goofy talk...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

So...the coast twitter just posted this from Noory.

GN: Soon something wonderful and BIG is about to happen...can't say yet.

Any ideas? I'm sticking to my prediction that Coast is going to try to sabotage Art's new show by putting up the entire archive of old Coast shows on their Streamlink thing or whatever the hell they call it now.

He's going to announce a new studio in Alaska that's only a month away, since they've finally finished work on the Hawaiian Studio except for the webcam and signage (everyone knows that's the most difficult part).

[Northern Nights]

He's going to announce a new studio in Alaska that's only a month away, since they've finally finished work on the Hawaiian Studio except for the webcam and signage (everyone knows that's the most difficult part).

Only George is capable of patting himself on the back so extravagantly.

[21st Century Man]

He's going to announce a new studio in Alaska that's only a month away, since they've finally finished work on the Hawaiian Studio except for the webcam and signage (everyone knows that's the most difficult part).

Oh, I propose a new studio in Mel's Hole.  Maybe we would never hear from George again.

[136 or 142]

Oh, I propose a new studio in Mel's Hole.  Maybe we would never hear from George again.

Sadly I understand the transmission is even better when it comes from inside the hollow earth.

[Dateline]

Suck rehab is up and coming!

[UFQuack]

Coast to Coast AM twitter feed: GN: Soon something wonderful and BIG is about to happen...can't say yet.

He also teased with that on the air recently--I forget when.

But he would have to be announcing his retirement for that to be true.

[Beelzebubbelah]

Oh, I propose a new studio in Mel's Hole.  Maybe we would never hear from George again.

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.Allo!
With you all in spirit(s?)Not yuce..
Thinking,Mr.Noory and Mel(mac)'s hole an natural fit...
Vis:"yellow submarine's 'Sea of Holes' "?
Wasn't the 'Angel Abaddon'supposed to rise from an bottom-less pit in Death Valley according to "Black Easter"/Revelation"?
Is Mr.Noory's new glee somehow partly based on Xtian 'End Times'+"Rupture/Rapture"?
What about an Truss?
New sponsor:
"Studio Truss Fitting"vid?
"Truss Me,I'm Xtian"?
More,Anon.
"B_B"

[b_dubb]

Such a pretty shroom that is.

The Fungus Amongus that infects the soles of listeners looks a lot like this picture of Tommy's foot that Falkie took at the Expo:

NOT. FUCKING. NECESSARY.

[136 or 142]

John Lott: "I know nothing about the specific situation."

Then why the fuck is he on???