George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Richard Groyper]

Hi boba, alas I have not seen Sardondi post in a very long while.  In good news, our noble Morgus is still providing us useful insights.

Thanks Zeebo! I'm guessing Noory hasn't tried to engage the forum, in an attempt to convert us to the 'George' side?

[Morgus]

I'm guessing Noory hasn't tried to engage the forum, in an attempt to convert us to the 'George' side?

Noory did try to do that back when Art Bell was on the air with Sirius over a year ago, but after Art quit that show Noory didn't come back here anymore since he didn't feel threatened without Art actively broadcasting...

[goldendeal]

He does look his age I must say


The mustache I thought made him look younger

Without his mustache he looks like Grandpa Munster

[Zetaspeak]

On Thursday show, I was really surprised they had that first half of the show guest. He really took the other side of most political debates on C2C

But what is with the phones cutting out, why does it seem like an odd number have Noory guest seem to have a phone model that consists of a can and string.

[Who]

Measles was considered eradicated in the U.S. in the year 2000.  And now, thanks to the FUCKING IDIOTS who don't vaccinate their kids and the FUCKING IDIOTS who encourage them, it's back.

Here's an excellent article on the return of measles from the good folks at National Geographic.  But then, I don't suppose the FUCKING IDIOTS who don't vaccinate their kids or the FUCKING IDIOTS who encourage them would believe National Geographic.  The FUCKING IDIOTS probably think National Geographic is owned by the Illuminati or the Bilderbergers or the shadow people or the FUCKING BOOGIE MAN . . .

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/01/150124-measles-vaccinations-california-outbreak-disney-medicine/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20150124news-measles&utm_campaign=Content&sf7099487=1

[wr250]

to the tune of "psycho killer" by the tubes

George can't seem to face up to the facts
Tommee's tense and nervous and I
Can't relax
I can't sleep 'cause my radio's on fire
and noorys on the wire

Psycho Noory
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Noory
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

Noory cant start a conversation, he can't even finish it.
Noory's talkin' a lot, but you're not sayin' anything.
When Noory has nothing to say, the deal is sealed.
Say something once, why not say it again?

Psycho Noory,
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Noory
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away

Ce que j'ai fais, ce soir la
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir la
Realisant mon espoir
Je me lance, vers la gloire ... OK
We are vain and we are blind
Nooron hates people when they're not polite

Psycho Noory,
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Psycho Noory,
Qu'est-ce que c'est
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh....

[b_dubb]

Psycho Killer - Talking Heads


http://youtu.be/yX6FsTIq6ls

Not the Tubes

[Major Ed Damien]

Measles was considered eradicated in the U.S. in the year 2000.  And now, thanks to the FUCKING IDIOTS who don't vaccinate their kids and the FUCKING IDIOTS who encourage them, it's back.

Here's an excellent article on the return of measles from the good folks at National Geographic.  But then, I don't suppose the FUCKING IDIOTS who don't vaccinate their kids or the FUCKING IDIOTS who encourage them would believe National Geographic.  The FUCKING IDIOTS probably think National Geographic is owned by the Illuminati or the Bilderbergers or the shadow people or the FUCKING BOOGIE MAN . . .

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2015/01/150124-measles-vaccinations-california-outbreak-disney-medicine/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_content=link_fb20150124news-measles&utm_campaign=Content&sf7099487=1

It turns out, George belongs to a secret group called the "Diminati." 

Some of their meetings have gotten fouled up because there's no 31st for that month. 

One year, George was elected chairman, and he brought folding chairs for everybody to use at the next meeting -- because that's what he thought the job meant.

George has been known to say, "I second that emotion" at the meetings.  At other times, he dozes -- having usually just finished one of his intense exercise sessions -- except when the subject of vaccinations is on the table. 

He once circulated a memo called "vackinations (sic)" which appeared to be written in the thick black magic marker he uses to color his mustache.

Under the title, the memo consisted of only three words:  DON'T DO IT.

The Diminati are really afraid of the number 666, and George recently sponsored a "revolution" to forbid meeting in any city which boasted three Motel 6's.

Tommy has begged to go to a Diminati meeting, but George has put his bigfoot down on that idea, telling Tommy,  "A lot of that stuff would be over your head.  Heck, it's even over my head."

[cowtown]

That was excellent


I give it 5 out of 5 Pizza rolls

Thanks, Nextgen.fm. It was a dirty job but someone had to do it! As a radio D.J./producer and recording artist I figured I was uniquely qualified to alter the lyrics of that '70s disco-schlock ode and dedicate it to our favorite late night special needs index card reader with marbles (and/or burning pizza rolls) in his mouth.


And now a word from the person George Snoory imagines himself to be:

[wr250]

It turns out, George belongs to a secret group called the "Diminati." 

Some of their meetings have gotten fouled up because there's no 31st for that month. 

One year, George was elected chairman, and he brought folding chairs for everybody to use at the next meeting -- because that's what he thought the job meant.

George has been known to say, "I second that emotion" at the meetings.  At other times, he dozes -- having usually just finished one of his intense exercise sessions -- except when the subject of vaccinations is on the table. 

He once circulated a memo called "vackinations (sic)" which appeared to be written in the thick black magic marker he uses to color his mustache.

Under the title, the memo consisted of only three words:  DON'T DO IT.

The Diminati are really afraid of the number 666, and George recently sponsored a "revolution" to forbid meeting in any city which boasted three Motel 6's.

Tommy has begged to go to a Diminati meeting, but George has put his bigfoot down on that idea, telling Tommy,  "A lot of that stuff would be over your head.  Heck, it's even over my head."

i thought it was the nooryized version of dementia (de-men-tee-a not demencha)

[coaster]

Snoorsage unexpectedly broke into song on his gaiam show. I like the new backdrop. It looks like they are shooting the show at the Red Light District.

[Zoxo]

Hey everyone!


I heard that... well for a change... last nights c2c show wasn't all that bad. Does anyone know where I can listen to this episode without becoming a "C2C Insider"?

[wr250]

Hey everyone!


I heard that... well for a change... last nights c2c show wasn't all that bad. Does anyone know where I can listen to this episode without becoming a "C2C Insider"?

http://www.cjob.com/audio-on-demand/

i think they are on MST. pick the hour and date, press play.

[nooryisawesome]

Fyi art posted in his thread with an update.

[zeebo]

It turns out, George belongs to a secret group called the "Diminati."  ...

They actually descended from an earlier shadowy society called "The Knights Bumbler", charged with protecting sacred sammich recipes, mustache-grooming technique, and crooning styles within proto-karaoke environments (which at the time provided musical backup with beat-box gregorian chants). 

In modern times though the Diminati have accomplished much, including cracking the Archie Code, used to decrypt hidden messages in Archie's comics.  George often researches this during his live interviews where advanced mind techniques allow him to pretend he's engaged while reading comic books, by uttering things like "Wow, huh" and "It's all so amazeen".

[zeebo]

Fyi art posted in his thread with an update.

Cool, thanks for letting us know. 

[Major Ed Damien]

They actually descended from an earlier shadowy society called "The Knights Bumbler", charged with protecting sacred sammich recipes, mustache-grooming technique, and crooning styles within proto-karaoke environments (which at the time provided musical backup with beat-box gregorian chants). 

In modern times though the Diminati have accomplished much, including cracking the Archie Code, used to decrypt hidden messages in Archie's comics.  George often researches this during his live interviews where advanced mind techniques allow him to pretend he's engaged while reading comic books, by uttering things like "Wow, huh" and "It's all so amazeen".

Hahahahahahaha


Well done.

[wr250]

Fyi art posted in his thread with an update.

art bell 1x a week for 1 hour blows away a nooron week  any day.

[Lunger]

Measles was considered eradicated in the U.S. in the year 2000.  And now, thanks to the FUCKING IDIOTS who don't vaccinate their kids and the FUCKING IDIOTS who encourage them, it's back....

Incorrect.  Measles was considered eradicated in the U.S. until we started allowing illegals to cross our boarders en mass and at will.

Do you want measles?  Cuz that's how you get measles!

[ItsOver]

They actually descended from an earlier shadowy society called "The Knights Bumbler", charged with protecting sacred sammich recipes, mustache-grooming technique, and crooning styles within proto-karaoke environments (which at the time provided musical backup with beat-box gregorian chants). 

In modern times though the Diminati have accomplished much, including cracking the Archie Code, used to decrypt hidden messages in Archie's comics.  George often researches this during his live interviews where advanced mind techniques allow him to pretend he's engaged while reading comic books, by uttering things like "Wow, huh" and "It's all so amazeen".

Funny as hell because it's all true.

[Who]

Incorrect.  Measles was considered eradicated in the U.S. until we started allowing illegals to cross our boarders en mass and at will.

Do you want measles?  Cuz that's how you get measles!

I never had measles.  My parents had me vaccinated. 

Illegal immigration is not a recent phenomenon. It has been taking place for many decades.    Despite unvaccinated immigrants and foreign visitors, measles was considered to be eradicated in 2000.  What changed since 2000?  The anti-vaccine movement as promoted by irresponsible talk show hosts and their t-shirt peddling friends.

[Zetaspeak]

Moe's View on Immigants

[Gassy Man]

I never had measles.  My parents had me vaccinated. 

Illegal immigration is not a recent phenomenon. It has been taking place for many decades.    Despite unvaccinated immigrants and foreign visitors, measles was considered to be eradicated in 2000.  What changed since 2000?  The anti-vaccine movement as promoted by irresponsible talk show hosts and their t-shirt peddling friends.

The idea that it's the result of illegals is ludicrous and junk science.  Americans travel all over the world and bring back all sorts of things to which they may have immunity, but if people have not been vaccinated here, they are vulnerable.  Measles was gone because of extensive vaccinations.  The nutjobs who don't believe in it -- and should be arguing for improved safety and not elimination if they are concerned about it -- have convinced young nitwit parents to avoid a procedure that has worked for decades -- the problem with fads like this is that people join in as sheeple without thinking about consequences.  It's the in thing to do and people do it in outrageous numbers foolishly.     

[zeebo]

Hey guys, reminder that we're only a week away from "Feb".  Seriously, that's how George pronounces it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hey guys, reminder that we're only a week away from "Feb".  Seriously, that's how George pronounces it.

Wow, time just does not ever stop!

[Holographic_Bunny]

Hey, guys. I just found Bellgab tonight by punching 'George Noory is garbage at his job' into Google. I was linked here. I only registered to say how pleased I was that this thread not only existed, but is larger by about a factor of 4 than any other forum thread I have ever seen in my life.

I've been listening to Coast for about 19 years, but less and less and less for some time. Once George hired a call screener I knew it would be downhill from there, and that was I don't even know how many years ago.

This evening's internet spiral started because I found myself wondering "Whatever happened to John B. Wells?" Turns out, as I'm sure you're all aware, that he was fired... in essence, for not sucking.

Obviously I haven't read the entire thread, and I'm sure I'm about to retread ground that has been covered many times, but here I go anyway.

George Noory has run Coast into the ground and beyond. It is of a rare occasion still listenable, but this is only when a guest manages to be interesting in spite of George's uninspired and unprepared commentary. Art, John, and to a lesser extent Ian were all masters at respectfully challenging a dubious guest. George just enthusiastically agrees with any kind of idiocy, even when its patently obvious that his interviewee is making it up on the spot.

I'm regularly insulted by the way he seems to think that his audience will believe any old dreck. He's dropping listeners left and right, and I think that's how he wants it sometimes. The folks who won't question Glynis McCants about what happens in her field when cultures suddenly decide to use a different set of arbitrary numbers to measure time by are the same people who won't question the manufacturers of Carnivora about the legitimacy of the phrase 'immune modulation.' Understand, when I say 'question' in this case, what I mean is 'immediately recognize as total crap.' The dumber the remaining audience, on average, the easier they are to shill to.

Where I live my options for overnight talk radio are essentially Coast and SportsCenter All Night, which is only 2 hours of content repeated 3 times between 1am and 7am. ESPN usually has the more entertaining block of programming.

George Noory is garbage at his job (assuming of course that we regard his job as effectively and entertainingly hosting the program, as opposed to hawking snake oil and Sleep Number beds. This doesn't seem to be the case since Clear took over.)

[nooryisawesome]

FYI Jimmy Church joined premier networks and is now off DMRN.

[Lunger]

I never had measles.  My parents had me vaccinated. 

Illegal immigration is not a recent phenomenon. It has been taking place for many decades.    Despite unvaccinated immigrants and foreign visitors, measles was considered to be eradicated in 2000.  What changed since 2000?  The anti-vaccine movement as promoted by irresponsible talk show hosts and their t-shirt peddling friends.

Despite the media hype there just are not that many anti-vax people out there.  There are, however, a huge influx of illegals being welcomed and escorted across the border.  Measles is just one of the plagues being carried from the south.  Scabies, lice, chickenpox, TB...  take your fucking pick,  there are being brought here by illegals.  No level of snark is going to prevent that.

From DHS:  “Many UAC (unaccompanied childern) and family units require treatment for communicable diseases, including respiratory illnesses, tuberculosis, chicken pox, and scabies. DHS employees reported exposure to communicable diseases and becoming sick on duty. … Two CBP Officers reported that their children were diagnosed with chicken pox within days of the CBP Officers’ contact with a UAC who had chicken pox.”

[Who]

Luke and Cletus, members of the Coast to Coast Insiders Club, decided their kids will never be vaccinated.  After they marry their cousins and have kids, that is.  Luke hopes Dr. Tenpenny's webstore has anti-vaccine shirts in XXX Large.

[Jorch Einstein]

Luke and Cletus, members of the Coast to Coast Insiders Club, decided their kids will never be vaccinated.  After they marry their cousins and have kids, that is.  Luke hopes Dr. Tenpenny's webstore has anti-vaccine shirts in XXX Large.

Don't Luke and Cletus also head up the John B. Wells fan club, or is that their father/uncle Jethro?