George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Remember we're talking about somebody who can't figure out when a pizza roll is hot.

no kidding!

[coaster]

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Debbie wishes..

[Tommy TwoTons]

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I love it!  If I weren't posting from my phone, I'd add the Numbers Lady's face to the picture

[tertiaryimam]

I'm confused:

robertmorningsky.com/

I thought Robert Morningsky was dead. Now he's re-starting his website. Hmmm.

[Yorkshire pud]

Look at him...sick in love...ah!
So he I on his # 2-3 ruski wife? Freak!  How come he can't RV the marriage and figure out whohe he should marry? What a fucking loser! Could u imagine him and dave cruing the ruski bar scene ?
Minor Lame "Jorch just follow my lead these chicks are great...I paid already so you're guaranteed some action...than u just have to marry them!"
Jorch "wow you mean no matter what I can get laid!?"  Jorch continues,  "I hear if you give these chicks an amex card we are golden! "
Minor Lame "then u just cancel the credit card...I am on my 3rd or 4th chick!"
Jorch  "oh boy oh boy! What til tammy hears about this!"

Are they Russian? Someone said they were Ukrainian.
It could be he had a look at the US alternative that persuaded him to cast his net East European. Just a guess.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Are they Russian? Someone said they were Ukrainian.
It could be he had a look at the US alternative that persuaded him to cast his net East European. Just a guess.

There is NO way I'm enlarging those pictures.  I don't even know what the second thing is, but whatever it is has a front butt.  *shudder*

[Yorkshire pud]

What the FUCK?

He's making jokes about Paul Walker's death, saying there are conspiracy theories about his death on internet forums that he was killed by the Illuminati, a drone strike and that his death was predicted on Family Guy.

Those aren't conspiracy theories you fucking scum bag, those are trolls.  What a god damned piece of fucking shit excuse for a human.

Leaving your inbuilt dislike of Noory aside; how is mentioning what other people say on the net 'making jokes?'...Did he laugh about Walkers death? If you look on YT you'll find (still) hundreds of assholes promoting the 'fact' that we have two suns, that we'll be hit by a planet that no-one can see, and all life will be extinguished. These people call themselves conspiracy theorists...Me? I think they're just demented simpletons who need 24 hour supervision. You and I know whenever anyone vaguely well known dies, there is always the dickheads who will trot out the idea it was an assassination..they don't give any plausible reason of course, but it makes them feel special that someone might tell them they're doing 'great work' or 'research'.

[FightTheFuture]

Morningstar: ''Do you know the Obamacare bill contains 20 references to dental surveillance?''

George: ''yeah''


Who knew George studied the ACA so thoroughly?

[coaster]

I think robert morningwood is trying to ride the coattails of that  robert morningsky. hence the name. why the fuck am i listening to that car salesman fishfaced fuck tonight.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think robert morningwood is trying to ride the coattails of that  robert morningsky. hence the name. why the fuck am i listening to that car salesman fishfaced fuck tonight.

Because you've finished that 6000 piece jigsaw puzzle?

[Tommy TwoTons]

I think robert morningwood is trying to ride the coattails of that  robert morningsky. hence the name. why the fuck am i listening to that car salesman fishfaced fuck tonight.

*Beavis laugh*

[Tommy TwoTons]

Cap'n KlonoPan's 2001/ monkey congress fuckery has actually rendered Jorch speechless?

[fotd]

I've only been listening for a few minutes, but the guest does sound like he's on benzos.  The voice sounds too relaxed, almost to the point of slurring words.  I'm no medical expert, but I've done tons of benzos in my past.  He's certainly under the influence of something.

Congress of monkeymen.  jbfc

[Tommy TwoTons]

Bumper music is Purple Haze!  Bwahaha, I think Jorch reads this thread on break

[tertiaryimam]

George, if you're reading this thread, ask Robert what the movie Caddyshack taught us.

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[Tommy TwoTons]

George, if you're reading this thread, ask Robert what the movie Caddyshack taught us.

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Hey, it's Racist-Ass Melly Gibsons!  (I love Key & Peele)

Lesson from Caddyshack: do not eat candy bars you find in a pool.

[Tommy TwoTons]

no.  I dont listen to noory for shits and giggles. I'm trying to kill the night because in 2 hours I have to spend the fucking day in the hospital to find out if my mother is dying. I wish i would of had a goddamned jigsaw puzzle instead.

Geez, I'm sorry coaster.  I hope she'll be okay and all goes well.  Sending good thoughts your way.

[tertiaryimam]

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[Tommy TwoTons]

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You totally remotely-viewed that from my brain!  Your pictures crack me up, imam.

He just said a guy in Oswald's apartment was killed in the shower by a karate chop to the throat!

[tertiaryimam]

You totally remotely-viewed that from my brain!  Your pictures crack me up, imam.

He just said a guy in Oswald's apartment was killed in the shower by a karate chop to the throat!

I wonder if the Dennis Quaid reference was meant to be Randy Quaid, who was in Caddyshack II.

[Tommy TwoTons]

I wonder if the Dennis Quaid reference was meant to be Randy Quaid, who was in Caddyshack II.

I wouldn't be surprised if this nut is actually related to Randy Quaid

[michio]

Leaving your inbuilt dislike of Noory aside; how is mentioning what other people say on the net 'making jokes?'...Did he laugh about Walkers death? If you look on YT you'll find (still) hundreds of assholes promoting the 'fact' that we have two suns, that we'll be hit by a planet that no-one can see, and all life will be extinguished. These people call themselves conspiracy theorists...Me? I think they're just demented simpletons who need 24 hour supervision. You and I know whenever anyone vaguely well known dies, there is always the dickheads who will trot out the idea it was an assassination..they don't give any plausible reason of course, but it makes them feel special that someone might tell them they're doing 'great work' or 'research'.

It brings to mind Sandy Hook, darkly remembering the mind-excrement Wells and his Extremist Guestsâ,,¢ thought up in a state of shared disconnect with reality. Some ideas are so ludicrous and appalling, so out there and intangible, they become offensive just by uttering the words, especially when there is zero evidence and zero proof to entertain those thoughts for a more than a millisecond.

The fact that Simple sNoory felt it necessary and important to waste his time on those terrible, attention whore trolls makes me laugh hysterically.  Why this 'happens-all-of-the-time' crap was considered newsworthy by a former "newsman" and "news director," and worth the breath it took to relate the meaningless, pointless drivel is the truly interesting news story.  Could it be that sNoory is just a mental lightweight who feels he needs to look at all sides of an issue to be relevant at his job, even if he looks at the sides that aren't visible and aren't there at all?  Does he feel he has to stoop as low as the other assholes to feel special, and for people to tell him he's doing a great job getting the "real story?"  That's where my money will be wagered. Sometimes it's the assholes promoting the assholes.

[tertiaryimam]

I wouldn't be surprised if this nut is actually related to Randy Quaid

Hollywood star Randy Quaid has talked for the first time about his bizarre behaviour - and insisted he is not mad.

The Oscar nominated star had fled to Canada from the US after claiming they were on a hit list of a group of mysterious killers known as 'star whackers'.

He claimed Heath Ledger and David Carrandine had been killed by the group and warned that other stars, including Mel Gibson, were in danger.

Quaid, who is wanted in the US on theft and criminal charges, is seeking sanctuary in Canada.

He was arrested at the request of US authorities after turning up in Vancouver.

In his first interview TV since fleeing the US the 60 year old star denied being on drugs or mentally ill.

'To have my integrity and my reputation so denigrated so mercilessly - why?' he said.

'Why would somebody want to do this to me?'

Quaid said the 'star whackers' wanted to kill him and his wife Evi so they could take control of their finances.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1325583/Randy-Quaid-claims-targeted-Hollywood-conspiracy.html

[tertiaryimam]

George, if you're reading this thread, ask Robert what he thinks the glass structures on the Moon might be for.

[Tommy TwoTons]

George, if you're reading this thread, ask Robert what he thinks the glass structures on the Moon might be for.

Those are just Cap'n Starseed's ganja grow sheds.

He just babbled on (read from a transcript!) about that moon music for so long, I thought Jorch fell asleep.

Also: Arabic was taught to the Arabs by angels...

[Étouffée]

Commenting against the tide here, but I enjoyed this whacky guest  (no thanks to George, as per usual).  I liked the 2001 and Moon music talk.  It would have been so cool if Art was doing the interview.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Commenting against the tide here, but I enjoyed this whacky guest  (no thanks to George, as per usual).  I liked the 2001 and Moon music talk.  It would have been so cool if Art was doing the interview.

Art could have made it interesting, I agree.

[Falkie2013]

old chief sixpack gave morningstar a peace pipe at the local seven eleven. there behind the store, near the dumpsters,  they talked to the spirits. morningstar asked the spirits, "what will come of me great father? why am i here?" and then he was 86'd from the store never to return, bcause he was talking to a cop.
because for some god damn reason i have beef with this bob fuckstar person. fuck him for shaming native americans with his bs. hes hanging out with god damn tatonka smokesalot, not  a real tribe. they would never of gave this uck the time of day.
he probably got "initiated" whatever the fuck that means at a local tribal casino. fuck you bob smith, morningstar.

great comment. every time this guy comes on he sounds more and more like a just smoked a bad bong of tainted weed. Hendrix thought he was an alien, Lennon saw aliens. The one that got me was that the national psyche was forever scarred by the JFK assassination ?
wtf ?
the events that happened afterwards is what screwed up a lot of things. vietnam. the war on poverty. that led to the massive deficit we have today. watergate and the ever increasing criminality and lying of our public officials.
that's far more disturbing than the jfk assasination.
though I'd like to have seen what would have happened in an alternate timeline with no vietnam war, an abolishment of the Fed, ufo disclosure, the abolishment of the cia and probably the nsa and perhaps more openness of future administrations.
we probably would have had a bobby kennedy as President in 1969, gone to the moon and mars by now and maybe beyond although we're now being told that kennedy was not all that interested in space.
but who knows. joint missions of the ussr and the us ? who knows what that might have accomplished.
or we might still have the soviet union and no detente.
probably no nixon as president and china as a 5th rate power.
the possiblities are probably endless.

[Falkie2013]

Those are just Cap'n Starseed's ganja grow sheds.

He just babbled on (read from a transcript!) about that moon music for so long, I thought Jorch fell asleep.

Also: Arabic was taught to the Arabs by angels...

I fell asleep. Almost as soon as I turned the radio off.
I was waiting for him to tell us that Mel Torme and Lady Ella were doing the music because they had a gig in a jazz club on the far side of the moon owned by Gidney & Clyde.
One of the books on that shelf says Sex on Planet X on its spine.


And I just loved hearing about the aspertame lady's hives and probably she got hot flashes too.

NOT !

More reasons why this program is a joke and why people who think people who pick on Noory are clueless.
He's dragged the program down deeper than Mel's Hole.
And the $noore thought a legend about a Chinese princess being abducted to the moon was real. He certainly thought it was profound enough to comment on it.

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[Falkie2013]

He even has the Snoory porn 'stache going on!

Okay, here we go- now comes the JFK bullshit from Chief KlonoPan.

More like Chief Bedpan.
The other thing that broke me up is the actor who played Cliff Claven on Cheers is now hawking Super Prostate Formula.

" Eh, Normie. I got this here problem. "

" Take this stuff. It'll fix ya right up. It worked for me ! "