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Not Without My Anus
« on: July 05, 2008, 02:46:31 PM »

         <Stumbling in after a night on the Thames embankment with friend Guinness and Stout>
         Evening, All. Whoops, 'scuse me. <shouts for ruth in the nearest rubbish bin, wipes mouth> Now then. I've a few remarks to make, and I list you'll all hopen. First, I approve of the Spooge Noory merchandise, especially the girl in the T-shirt, as the item I'm really interested in purchasing is her breasts. Second...'scuse me again...anyone have a hat? Thank you. <shouts for ruth again> Now then, then now. About those breasts--uh, no, that wasn't it...something lower down...Oh yes! Steve Quayle. I do believe this feces, er, specious twat should be consigned to the adult diaper of Barbara Bush. And finally, I'd like to fall over. <thud>

M

Re: Not Without My Anus
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2008, 04:03:36 PM »
Too funny! Thanks for the laugh. You got an "on the money" for that!

JC

Re: Not Without My Anus
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2008, 12:56:29 PM »
Quayle in Bush......hmmmm........


Re: Not Without My Anus
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2017, 07:13:59 PM »

Re: Not Without My Anus
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2017, 10:53:48 PM »
         <Stumbling in after a night on the Thames embankment with friend Guinness and Stout>
         Evening, All. Whoops, 'scuse me. <shouts for ruth in the nearest rubbish bin, wipes mouth> Now then. I've a few remarks to make, and I list you'll all hopen. First, I approve of the Spooge Noory merchandise, especially the girl in the T-shirt, as the item I'm really interested in purchasing is her breasts. Second...'scuse me again...anyone have a hat? Thank you. <shouts for ruth again> Now then, then now. About those breasts--uh, no, that wasn't it...something lower down...Oh yes! Steve Quayle. I do believe this feces, er, specious twat should be consigned to the adult diaper of Barbara Bush. And finally, I'd like to fall over. <thud>

M

Twinkie e='ars, mate!

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