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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13110 on: November 12, 2017, 02:03:00 AM »
JoJo, I'm going to have to call bullshit on you Hon. You live in a tiny room, in a house full of fat pervs, are starving to death, and pine for a boyfriend, and are a cat-lady? Unless you are a 13 year old girl and making shit up, nobodies life can be this pathetic.  If it is, it's because you are one of those chemically imbalanced broads who loves her desperate situation so she can try to garner sympathy from everyone she can find that will listen to her. Get a Job, or create one for yourself, move to a nicer place, go to the grocery store, lose the cats, work-out, and get some dick lady! And stop posting on this shitty forum. Take six months and turn your life around!
This forum is worth at least $5,000.00 in general, not counting its value to an Art Bell collector!
Don't give me sympathy on Veterans' Day!  At least wait until tomorrow!
Where did you see me pine for romance?
"Go to the grocery store"?  What kind of thing is that to say to a hungry person?  Gees.
I work, although I'm seeking more hours!
I only support one small, longtime pet!
I work out body parts you have never heard of! 

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13111 on: November 12, 2017, 02:20:46 AM »
Lack of affordable housing!



In 2017, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation contributes toward building affordable housing in Seattle:
http://philanthropynewsdigest.org/news/gates-awards-1.65-million-for-affordable-housing-early-learning

2017 King County Taskforce on affordable housing crisis:
http://www.kingcounty.gov/initiatives/affordablehousing.aspx

"More than 6,700 seniors are currently waiting for rental assistance in King County. Nearly 1,000 of the 4,037 persons counted in the King County Homeless 2008 count were persons age 55 or older.  One out of every three King County senior homeowners and more than half of King County senior renters are “shelter burdened,” paying more than 30 percent of their income for housing. In Seattle, more than 4,000 senior renters pay more than 50 percent of their income for housing.": (A download):
https://www.google.com/urlsa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.seattle.gov/Documents/Departments/HumanServices/Reports/Affordable-Housing.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjz_52Yu7jXAhUBxWMKHQWqD74QFgguMAI&usg=AOvVaw35lEfSPN7fpL51btCW-zkn

"Could your empty bedroom help with King County's housing shortage?":
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/data/king-county-empty-nesters-live-with-200000-empty-bedrooms/

Seattle declares state of emergency on homelessness: (PDF)
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://murray.seattle.gov/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/11.2.15-Homelessness-FAQ.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjLpajat7jXAhVM72MKHVwKBi4QFgglMAA&usg=AOvVaw1fqcZwyEJGyIj6VpUK66Of

House the homeless in your King County  *yard*.  The homes will not have real toilets!
http://www.king5.com/news/local/block-project-calls-on-residents-to-house-homeless-in-backyards/431369585
The toilets will be "compost units", entrusted to the homeless, many of whom are already working poor, supporting children, mentally ill, alcoholic/addicts, or physically disabled.  Yet, nonetheless the composting system will be entrusted to them...

"Excreta-derived compost recycles fecal nutrients, but it can carry and spread pathogens if the process of reuse of excreta is not done properly... Oh, boy.  The next ebola...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Composting_toilet
 

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13112 on: November 12, 2017, 11:51:55 PM »
I just always wanted a harem of hot chicks that would be willing to have "lazy sex" all the time. :)  You know, talk about politics and taking the dog to the vet, the price of gasoline, and what TV show is good right now, while getting off at the speed of molasses and then cooking dinner out of an old up-end cook book. I figure if one chick doesn't want to they can draw straws. "I'm tired, so try to make this quick ok?"  Life in old pajamas.  One day I shall achieve my dream! :)
Heffner has been reincarnated.


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13113 on: November 13, 2017, 04:38:42 PM »
JoJo, I'm going to have to call bullshit on you Hon. You live in a tiny room, in a house full of fat pervs, are starving to death, and pine for a boyfriend, and are a cat-lady? Unless you are a 13 year old girl and making shit up, nobodies life can be this pathetic.  If it is, it's because you are one of those chemically imbalanced broads who loves her desperate situation so she can try to garner sympathy from everyone she can find that will listen to her. Get a Job, or create one for yourself, move to a nicer place, go to the grocery store, lose the cats, work-out, and get some dick lady! And stop posting on this shitty forum. Take six months and turn your life around!
If you want to hear the sunny side, make a divergent thread!  This thread is for harping!

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13114 on: November 13, 2017, 10:01:33 PM »
A useless bunch of dumb clucks.  Someday somewhere a corporation will get the clever idea of using the HR department to attract and retain good people, instead of doing their best to alienate them.  Turnover would plummet.

It amazes me all the shit they come up with in order to justify their existence, and no one seems to ever step in and says 'no, we aren't going to do this or that, or implement this or that policy, people won't like it and it's a bad idea'. 

HR stories could have it's own thread.  Or we could just read Dilbert.
Employment Security departments that:
1.  Tell you not to record an employer's address if your contact was online, and scolds you if you do (if your job search is requested to be sent in), but then turns around 180 degrees and demands the employer's address from the same job search log if there is an adjudication hearing.
2.  Are only open by phone for questions 8 hours per calendar week.
3.  Don't even take automated telephone claims on certain weekdays.
4.  Doesn't require documentation for filing by phone, but requires it for filing online.  Which is fine, their perogative.  But for a person who usually files by phone, this can be a last-minute devastation, especially if your documentation is not on your person!  Most businesses make processes EASIER online, not harder.
5.  Have such limited hours and are so hard to get a hold of, that it is easier to keep your claim open three weeks, even if the claim is not currently paying out.  Because opening the claim later (which has to be done by phone) will be next to impossible, given their limited hours and your measley work schedule.
6.  Ask you, all suspisciously, "And WHY didn't you claim last week?", when you didn't claim because you found work!  Which they already have payroll records of.
7.  Give you a new password after a user id lockout, but tsll you they are unable to cancel your old user id.
8.  Who don't let either user id into the new system.
9.  Who require you to send in your driver's license to prove ID even though the user id problem was their fault, and even though both your user ids are comprised of nothing more than your complete name, first name first and then last name first.  Like, uh, that is very suspiscious!  And who still don't refine one user id!
10. Who refuses to pay your claim for a whole week's job completed job search just because it came up during adjudication that you had a cold a couple days.  Haven't we all worked sick?!
11.  Never audits your neighbors' or housemates' claims even though those people privately admit to having cheated in the past.
12.  Doesn't tell you there is a pilot work search office just a few miles from your home, but encourages you to go through 4 towns instead, knowing your transporation money is lacking because claims only pay a fraction or earned income.
13.  Tries to require all claimants to attend a job search "how-to" four towns away, with very little notice and only one scheduled time, even though you found some work and are scheduled to work at that time.  And doesn't answer the phone or let you know if they got your regrets...  leaving an open issue on your claim long-term.
14.  Runs the same ads for the same positions over and over for seasons at a time, with no explanation.
15.  Runs ads for expired job openings.
16.  Doesn't let you search by local town or zip code, forcing you to read entire county or metro areas.
17.  Starts spamming you from a county you haven't lived in for ten years.  And fails to unsubscribe.
18.  Has such poor listings that the local head of college workforce development goes ape wild with happiness when the Salvation Army opens up 14 new entry level retail positions.  As if that is cause for celebration. 
19.  Accepts the same openings from the same companies over and over even though they are bogus, but won't accept your applications as part of a valid job search if you use the same opening application and/or inquiry more than once.  Per month.  And does not advise claimants of this.  Ever.  Until they have a hearing.
20.  Destroys a perfectly good job search engine, replacing it with stuff from Monster than doesn't work nearly as well.


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13115 on: November 21, 2017, 12:07:31 AM »
My last landlord in Florida had a house I lived in that had been divided into 3 apartments. It was a cold time of year and the couple next door had gone out. I had received an extraordinary high power bill. I generally used a little heat from a gas stove to take the chill off. I decided to check the breaker box and located all my circuits one by one and shut down the ones that seemed not to be working anything in my place. Late that evening the couple returned and started yelling to each other about their lights not working . I found out their electricity was on my power bill. They had electric space heaters in every room on their side. I then went and flipped their power back on. The next day they called in the land lord. He was charging them for an apartment with power. I got him to cut my rent $75 a month.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13116 on: November 22, 2017, 05:45:12 AM »
My last landlord in Florida had a house I lived in that had been divided into 3 apartments. It was a cold time of year and the couple next door had gone out. I had received an extraordinary high power bill. I generally used a little heat from a gas stove to take the chill off. I decided to check the breaker box and located all my circuits one by one and shut down the ones that seemed not to be working anything in my place. Late that evening the couple returned and started yelling to each other about their lights not working . I found out their electricity was on my power bill. They had electric space heaters in every room on their side. I then went and flipped their power back on. The next day they called in the land lord. He was charging them for an apartment with power. I got him to cut my rent $75 a month.

Unbelievable.  Good job!

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13117 on: November 23, 2017, 02:50:23 AM »
Indoor second hand smoke. 

Smokers smoke heavily in the attached garage.  There is a small outgoing heat register in the garage right by the interior door.  Unbelievably, it draws smoke into the ductwork.

I close it, but they re-open it.  Is there something I can spray in there to stop it from pulling air in?  It is supposed to blow out.

Is there something homemade and flame-proof that I can insert under the cover of the heat register (besides super gluing the knob!) to filter the vent? Balls of foil?  I could pile them in there, lol.  Maybe it would stop the back-draw.

I saw nasal filter plugs on Amazon.  Do they work?
I wish there were cheap, objective air pollution (not just CO) monitors available!  Because the smokers don't accept any of this. 



Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13118 on: November 23, 2017, 01:44:48 PM »
Indoor second hand smoke. 

Smokers smoke heavily in the attached garage.  There is a small outgoing heat register in the garage right by the interior door.  Unbelievably, it draws smoke into the ductwork.

I close it, but they re-open it.  Is there something I can spray in there to stop it from pulling air in?  It is supposed to blow out.

Is there something homemade and flame-proof that I can insert under the cover of the heat register (besides super gluing the knob!) to filter the vent? Balls of foil?  I could pile them in there, lol.  Maybe it would stop the back-draw.

I saw nasal filter plugs on Amazon.  Do they work?
I wish there were cheap, objective air pollution (not just CO) monitors available!  Because the smokers don't accept any of this.

https://www.oreck.com/shop/air-care/purifiers-and-humidifiers/

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13119 on: November 23, 2017, 11:54:59 PM »
Indoor second hand smoke. 

Smokers smoke heavily in the attached garage.  There is a small outgoing heat register in the garage right by the interior door.  Unbelievably, it draws smoke into the ductwork.

I close it, but they re-open it.  Is there something I can spray in there to stop it from pulling air in?  It is supposed to blow out.

Is there something homemade and flame-proof that I can insert under the cover of the heat register (besides super gluing the knob!) to filter the vent? Balls of foil?  I could pile them in there, lol.  Maybe it would stop the back-draw.

I saw nasal filter plugs on Amazon.  Do they work?
I wish there were cheap, objective air pollution (not just CO) monitors available!  Because the smokers don't accept any of this.

You should just blast your farts back through the duct system. That'll learn 'em.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13120 on: November 24, 2017, 01:40:26 AM »
Indoor second hand smoke. 

Smokers smoke heavily in the attached garage.  There is a small outgoing heat register in the garage right by the interior door.  Unbelievably, it draws smoke into the ductwork.

I close it, but they re-open it.  Is there something I can spray in there to stop it from pulling air in?  It is supposed to blow out.

Is there something homemade and flame-proof that I can insert under the cover of the heat register (besides super gluing the knob!) to filter the vent? Balls of foil?  I could pile them in there, lol.  Maybe it would stop the back-draw.

I saw nasal filter plugs on Amazon.  Do they work?
I wish there were cheap, objective air pollution (not just CO) monitors available!  Because the smokers don't accept any of this.

buy some pepper spray.  Squirt that in the garage when fm time to time and soon they will stop smoking out there.  Or call the 7 digit line to the police and give the neighbors address, complain that they have an underage girl in there and that they are smoking dope and laughing about how stupid the local coppers are.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13121 on: November 24, 2017, 06:06:22 AM »
buy some pepper spray.  Squirt that in the garage when fm time to time and soon they will stop smoking out there.  Or call the 7 digit line to the police from a burner cell phone and give the neighbors address, complain that they have an underage girl in there and that they are smoking dope and laughing about how stupid the local coppers are.

FTFY

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13122 on: November 24, 2017, 06:12:13 AM »




You people are stupid. Peace.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13123 on: November 24, 2017, 11:22:06 AM »




You people are stupid. Peace.
That how we fixed that hole down in that Antarctic place?

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13124 on: November 24, 2017, 08:22:01 PM »


You people are stupid. Peace.
Believe it or not, Ozium actually works for an hour or so.  None of the tens of forums I've been to said anything about ozone.  I wonder why.  Sometimes I have smelled ozone when my purifier is on for days at a time.  It seems like a good purifier. Farts and pepper spray are not good purifiers!

These residents are incorrigible.  There are no drugs here (other than 1 oz pot).  But one time, before I lived here, the DEA broke in and pointed a gun at this 84-year old lady's sleeping head and said, "Where are the drugs?"  Obviously, they had the wrong place.  But she tells the story as matter-of-factly as getting a snag in her nylons, it's hilarious. 

Thanks for the suggestions.


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13125 on: November 24, 2017, 10:53:54 PM »
None of the tens of forums I've been to said anything about ozone.  I wonder why.


YOU ARE BEING LIED TO.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13126 on: November 25, 2017, 12:29:50 AM »

YOU ARE BEING LIED TO.
Because they are being lied to?  Some manufacturers say it wont clear smoke, but reviews say it does.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13127 on: November 25, 2017, 02:40:07 AM »
Employment Security departments that:
...
8.  Who don't let either user id into the new system.
.  Like, uh, that is very suspiscious!  And who still don't refine one user id!...


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13128 on: November 25, 2017, 02:42:53 AM »
And set your alarm, get to the paper early, and sprinkle cayenne pepper inside it.  Then repackage it nicely and set it back on the porch. After a couple weeks of that routine, problem solved.

Alternately, you can reduce the wait time by substituting explosives for the cayenne pepper.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13129 on: November 25, 2017, 02:44:33 AM »
Because they are being lied to?  Some manufacturers say it wont clear smoke, but reviews say it does.


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13130 on: November 25, 2017, 03:41:19 AM »


ediot: OLD hobos die on the road, or just smell that way...

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13131 on: November 25, 2017, 04:57:47 AM »
I have found god.....and he play drums.


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13132 on: November 25, 2017, 05:31:46 AM »
Alternately, you can reduce the wait time by substituting explosives for the cayenne pepper.

as savage... as it is brilliant. i get that.  8)


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13133 on: November 27, 2017, 01:25:37 AM »
Two ought of tree I agree with, the wrest I laugh at...

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« Reply #13134 on: November 27, 2017, 03:48:19 AM »

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13135 on: November 29, 2017, 12:15:25 AM »
Food labels telling me to eat 2,000 calories!

The average woman weighs 165.  She should not eat 2,000 calories!
The average woman is 5'4".  She should not eat 2,000 calories!
After age 25, women should not eat 2,000 calories.

A 5'3" (very close to average) 52-year old woman who weighs 170lbs (very close to average) should eat 1485-1600 calories, if she has a sedentary job and exercises 3X/week.
https://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/macronutcal.htm
http://www.allstarfitness.net/2016/04/calorie-intake-calculator-all.html
https://www.livestrong.com/article/357769-weight-height-for-the-average-american-woman/
https://www.healthline.com/health/womens-health/average-height-for-women

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Manufacturers who, with a lot of grease and fat, make one meal out of 2,000 calories, the daily limit (to put it very generously) for most women per https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/12/22/upshot/what-2000-calories-looks-like.html:












Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13136 on: November 29, 2017, 12:21:00 AM »
... The average woman weighs 165...

That seems like a lot, are you sure?


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13138 on: November 29, 2017, 02:07:39 AM »
Was that necessary?

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13139 on: November 29, 2017, 02:18:46 AM »
Food stamps that pay for Trix, Lucky Charms, Coke, Sprite, Wonderbread, Hostess, cream pies, non-dairy creamer, angel food cake, Cheetos, hydrolyzed protein (boullion), Velveeta, frosting, edible cake decorations, Crisco, PAM, artificial food coloring, MSG, and spray cheese.

But won't pay for dandelion root, oil of oregano, milk thistle extract, bitters (like Angustura), aloe vera juice, nutritional yeast, stevia, enzymes, amino acids, vitamins, quercetin, lactase, papaya tablets, psyllium seed (Metamucil), essence of borage, or primrose oil.