I'm sooooo sick and tired of being directed to the Facebook profiles of unknown bikini-clad girls who have 50 "tease" pictures of themselves with their "come hither" poses. Absolutely lame. Facebook isn't the place for sexual content, just like a supermarket aisle isn't the place to lift weights or try on scuba gear. The indecency restrictions imposed on Facebook photos completely renders this shit an underwhelming exercise in futility.
We live in an era of INSTANT access to MILLIONS of videos, free of charge, showing stunningly beautiful women engaging in some of the most perverse activities one could imagine. At the end of these videos, someone requires a roll of Bounty. Your little "tease" pictures taken in front of a bathroom mirror with your phone and posted on Facebook are completely frustrating and irrelevant. Stop it, dummy.
You're hot. Okay!!!! We fucking get it. Pathetically, your entire identity in life is your body and the fact that men want to fuck it. That's awesome. Call me up in 20 years so I can see how that's worked out for you. In all likelihood, you'll be toiling over a cesarean scar and hoping nobody sees your cellulite. So move the fuck over and make way for the next 5,000,000 bitches posting the exact same useless tease pictures. While you're wasting everyone's time with that silliness, the rest of us will be watching YouPorn.