Author Things That Annoy You (Read 1274514 times)

b_dubb · « **Reply #210 on:** February 03, 2012, 11:25:22 PM »

people who insist on posting programming examples that contain errors. way to make something difficult even more difficulter. fuckers

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #211 on:** February 05, 2012, 10:20:55 PM »

I'm listening to the Patriots post-mortem...the fans are pathetic-pretty funny how when "their" team's winning it's we, "we killed them", but when that same team loses it becomes they, "they choked in the fourth quarter"

Mental midgets and emotional pygmies.

b_dubb · « **Reply #212 on:** February 05, 2012, 11:00:14 PM »

Tarheel fans are worse. They got so accustomed to winning under Dean Smith that they basically act like someone should be put to death if their team loses. I take a sick pleasure in seeing them fail.

Side note: when I first moved to Chapel Hill in '96 I delivered a pizza to Dean Smith's house. He gave me a generous tip for a small order (his daughter called it in). I don't follow sports and had no idea who he was. But that tip bought lots of beer. Thanks Coach!

NefariousBanana · « **Reply #213 on:** February 06, 2012, 12:23:27 AM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 02, 2012, 10:02:44 PM

Nope, not deaf...just dumb.

Menino: Forever Drunk

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #214 on:** February 06, 2012, 04:27:41 PM »

I hate how the word "suspect" has become the term "person of interest"

Marc.Knight · « **Reply #215 on:** February 06, 2012, 05:19:08 PM »

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on February 06, 2012, 04:27:41 PM

I hate how the word "suspect" has become the term "person of interest"

The next level of this will be "entity under review".

Scully · « **Reply #216 on:** February 07, 2012, 12:40:54 AM »

--People (often callers or even guests on C2C) who say, "Right?" or "Know whut I mean?" every third sentence.

--The TV commercial where the woman who has fallen and can't get up says she lives alone and almost never has visitors ... but then says she can't imagine how her kids will go on without her.

Liberace! · « **Reply #217 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:23:55 AM »

Quote from: Scully on February 07, 2012, 12:40:54 AM

...says she lives alone and almost never has visitors ... but then says she can't imagine how her kids will go on without her.

lol, yeah, that's awesome.

Liberace! · « **Reply #218 on:** February 07, 2012, 02:55:18 AM »

when people post a picture of their kid on facebook every ten seconds. for fuck's sake. STOP IT. no way in HELL you'll catch me doing this when our kid is born.

Liberace! · « **Reply #219 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM »

pushy, insecure fat women.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #220 on:** February 08, 2012, 01:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM

pushy, insecure fat women.

Tommy Danheiser. George Noory's producer.

Avi · « **Reply #221 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 08, 2012, 10:40:52 AM

pushy, insecure fat women.

Well, I don't know about insecure people, but I love pushy, fat women - the pushier, the better. My wife can shut me up with just a look. I like to wind her up sometimes, just to watch how fierce she gets (BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?"). Of course, then I get to woo her back to me. She's just starting to get that pregnancy pudge. Lay it on me, Goddess!

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The General · « **Reply #222 on:** February 09, 2012, 10:15:22 AM »

Quote from: Avi on February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM

Well, I don't know about insecure people, but I love pushy, fat women - the pushier, the better. My wife can shut me up with just a look. I like to wind her up sometimes, just to watch how fierce she gets (BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?"). Of course, then I get to woo her back to me. She's just starting to get that pregnancy pudge. Lay it on me, Goddess!

Baleboste - Socalled

Sweet Jesus. Ruin my breakfast why don't you.

Liberace! · « **Reply #223 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:24:46 PM »

Quote from: Avi on February 09, 2012, 01:58:08 AM

(BTW, her comment, after looking at your avatar, was, "Who's he calling fat?")

the fact that i'm fat doesn't make me less inclined to be annoyed by pushy, insecure, psychologically scarred fat women.

Avi · « **Reply #224 on:** February 10, 2012, 08:54:59 AM »

Quote from: The General on February 09, 2012, 10:15:22 AM

Sweet Jesus. Ruin my breakfast why don't you.

Avi · « **Reply #225 on:** February 10, 2012, 09:13:08 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 09, 2012, 07:24:46 PM

the fact that i'm fat doesn't make me less inclined to be annoyed by pushy, insecure, psychologically scarred fat women.

No, no, of course not. Your annoyance is entirely understandable. Say, perhaps a committed cabal of serial killers could eliminate them all! A plague? A dirty bomb? We're counting on you!

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #226 on:** February 11, 2012, 01:55:30 AM »

A particularly odoriferous and bellicose skunk has taken up residence somewhere on my block and for the fourth night in a row has unleashed a stench that permeates every inch of the first floor of my house. Brutal. The colony of cats in the area are apparently feuding with it...

Harmness · « **Reply #227 on:** February 11, 2012, 05:06:26 PM »

One of the sons a bitches got me three days ago. Fucking annoying.

Scully · « **Reply #228 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Avi on February 10, 2012, 09:13:08 AM

No, no, of course not. Your annoyance is entirely understandable. Say, perhaps a committed cabal of serial killers could eliminate them all! A plague? A dirty bomb? We're counting on you!

How do I love thee, Avi? Let me count the ways!

slipstream · « **Reply #229 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:33:52 PM »

Quote from: Harmness on February 11, 2012, 05:06:26 PM

One of the sons a bitches got me three days ago. Fucking annoying.

I remember one summer I left the window open to let cool air in. Additionally, I had a fan in the window. Some skunk sprayed right in front of my window in the middle of the night. I woke up with a headache feeling sicker than a dog. The stink lasted a couple of days, awful!

CoastCanuck · « **Reply #230 on:** February 12, 2012, 11:36:15 AM »

Random acts of vandalization against innocent victims, and the perpetrator getting away with it.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #231 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:11:11 PM »

That I'm acquainted with anybody whose idea of "entertaining" guests is to play the "best of"(sic) Carly Simon and Johnny Cougar Mellencamp.

I kept going outside(5 degree wind chill) for a smoke...even though I haven't smoked since August,2004. I wanted to leave using an excuse like "I left the stove on" or "I left the iron on" but since I don't actually touch those items, ever, it wouldn't be a viable excuse.

Never has a 30 foot drop looked so enticing. Hearing "Mockingbird" made the sidewalk look downright welcoming. That I survived this 172 minute torture treatment(bad music,banal conversation with dullards-who ain't my friends) has definitely used up at least three of my nine lives.

b_dubb · « **Reply #232 on:** February 14, 2012, 03:08:53 AM »

Insomnia

McPhallus · « **Reply #233 on:** February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM »

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

b_dubb · « **Reply #234 on:** February 14, 2012, 04:40:38 PM »

Quote from: McPhallus on February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

This pisses me off. One: these people are actively trying to deceive and two: monsterdotcom will give your info to anyone

Liberace! · « **Reply #235 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:26:54 AM »

lol, hank parker. i think i've found my new display name.

stevesh · « **Reply #236 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:49:24 AM »

Quote from: McPhallus on February 14, 2012, 04:28:01 PM

IT recruiters from India who insist on using fake Americanized names. A while back I get an email from a guy named Hank Parker, and I call him only to find out he's straight outta New Delhi. What the fuck.

Probably because if he left a message to call Patteera Hengboriboonpong (real name of one of my customers) you'd either sprain your tongue or never get through to the right guy.

Liberace! · « **Reply #237 on:** February 16, 2012, 04:01:35 PM »

best buy SUCKS and i wish they'd go out of business.

Eddie Coyle · « **Reply #238 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:05:40 PM »

That a new goddamn,motherfuckin' Kennedy(Joe III) is running for office.
And that the buck toothed idiot is going to win.

BobGrau · « **Reply #239 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:27:09 PM »

losing over 900gb of music, lectures and audio books due to a shitty external drive. again.