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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13980 on: May 14, 2019, 10:42:24 AM »
Crazy-as* housemates who come home at 5:30PM and freak out, saying, "WHAT are you doing cooking in the middle of the day???"  For pity's sake, it's dinnertime.

People who never sweep, never mop and never vacuum.....but freak out when one little piece of debris is on the kitchen floor:  "What, WHAT is THIS on the floor?!"

Thatís when you give them two options: 1) grab a broom and start sweeping or 2) comment again and have to pull one out of your ass.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13981 on: May 14, 2019, 02:34:29 PM »
It annoys me that my local grocery store sold out of candy and there was none on sale today.  Not that I need any.
What??  @Juan Did you get candy yet?  Online ordering is pretty quick...

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13982 on: May 14, 2019, 02:37:27 PM »
          I was preparing myself if the AA douche wandered near my table. If he started with his preaching my response was going to be "so is this AA, a court ordered thing for you?"...and let it devolve from there. Fuckin asshole drinks like a fish for 40 years, now he's "clean" for a year and he's Tommy Temperance. Fuck that.

          I was really tempted to lay out a few lines of Sweet N' Low on the table(in lieu of the real thing which was probably readily available in the bathroom) and then snort them as he arrived. But he never did
Seems to me he'd want to get as far from alcohol as possible, not walk right up to its table...


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13983 on: May 14, 2019, 02:39:23 PM »
The way I enter this thread and for no apparent reason I am on page 395...  Keeps it interesting - but current time can be lost that way!


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13984 on: May 14, 2019, 02:44:41 PM »
People who take the comics section of today's newspaper out of the house, into the car, and to their court sentencing hearing...

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13985 on: May 14, 2019, 05:12:14 PM »
What??  @Juan Did you get candy yet?  Online ordering is pretty quick...
How am I  supposed to remember 2013?

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13986 on: May 14, 2019, 05:58:20 PM »
How am I  supposed to remember 2013?
Taking notes helps.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13987 on: May 15, 2019, 02:17:40 AM »
It is so stupid that Alabama allows hormonal birth control, but outlawed abortion.  Hormonal birth control has abortion in it, which kicks in as a last resort if the hormonal birth control fails.  So, Alabama allows BIG PHARMA TO PROFIT FROM UNWITTING ABORTIONS, WHILE PROHIBITING INDIVIDUALS FROM GETTING ABORTIONS.  THE HYPOCRISY.

And, Alabama did not outlaw fertility clinic abortion of fertilized embryos.  Nope.  Middle class married women who are trying to fulfill their maternal role are fully allowed to murder babies just fine, without ANY regulation at all, no questions asked and as a matter of fact, the abortions are an expected result of treatments that insurance pays for.  THIS MEANS INSURANCE IS ALLOWED TO PROFIT FROM EVENTUAL ABORTION IN ALABAMA, AND RAPE OR INCEST IS NOT INVOLVED.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13988 on: May 17, 2019, 04:07:56 AM »
Things That Annoy You:  Digital Pig Snuggler

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13989 on: May 18, 2019, 12:09:37 AM »
Sanford Townsend Band - Smoke From A Distant Fire

Fuck that piece of shit song.  Fuck.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13990 on: May 18, 2019, 12:27:53 AM »
Sanford Townsend Band - Smoke From A Distant Fire

Fuck that piece of shit song.  Fuck.
Sad lyrics.  Too bad it wasn't written by an Idahoan - Smoke From My Rifle Aiming At A Liar.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13991 on: May 18, 2019, 01:12:33 AM »
Sad lyrics.  Too bad it wasn't written by an Idahoan - Smoke From My Rifle Aiming At A Liar.

i've never paid attention to the lyrics.  i just hate the song.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13992 on: May 18, 2019, 05:40:23 AM »
i've never paid attention to the lyrics.  i just hate the song.
Would you put some clothes on!

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13993 on: May 19, 2019, 08:37:58 AM »
Sanford Townsend Band - Smoke From A Distant Fire

Fuck that piece of shit song.  Fuck.

Maybe this will make up for it in some small way, someday, someway...


Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13994 on: May 19, 2019, 07:14:29 PM »
People who ask if you've given any thought to dinner prep, just a few hours after you made them brunch and cleaned up.

Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #13995 on: Yesterday at 10:35:36 PM »
Assholes!

No, I'm not calling anyone in here an asshole.

That's a thing that annoys me...........    Assholes!