Haiku for Noory-san

[wr250]

Guest, expert in field
Hardcore study for decades
"Single best finding?"

"Single best finding?"
researching sex on internet
for once, jorch is quiet

[pate]

Listen up child death
Effort less toss off five year child
Report your heartless

(haiku has not  the heart for you sir, rot in hell:  live last moments....)

[zeebo]

Noory verses Art
Like Bambi v. Godzilla
It's li'l deer all week

[pate]

The "man" sickens me
much as his relentless search
is his viagra

[zeebo]

Beeyon Bleef TV
Find it on the internets
Unbahleefable

[pate]

Opera Jorch knows
One dress, tonight, dead baby,
better luck next time.

(this haiku brought to you by you know who:  he kooks for the dead baby)

[wr250]

shaking hands, open the door
mispronounced words, fill the air
turkee sammich , is obtained!

[pate]

Haters dine on rats.
Jorch prefers blind squirrel, they
sometimes find a nut.

[wr250]

little haturz is closets
eating rats for dinner
noory wishes isis would attack murica

[pate]

Nooron is Not Sure
What the meaning of IsIs
Robot beats Blackjack?

(Blackjack is game of twenty-one terrorists defeated by shoe host)

[wr250]

telephone lines die, chemical smell
lee cigar coughs
shadow noory slips into the  night

[Albemuth]

george gotta go
george gotta go
midnight train      woo - woo

[Wisecracker]

can you hear it jorch?
symphony of artistry
the bell tolls for thee

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Haiku, fun no more;
Intellectually drained;
C2C triumphs.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Intellect sucked out;
Marconi's ghost to Louis;
IQ not conserved.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Glass plains; dust cities.
Black flag shrouded white wasteland.
Red button; Noory.

[wr250]

though the night, dave sucks on
all appears lost
a an odd sound, Art Bell?

the sounds of Crystal,Abba,and Cusco
off in the distance
for the great one shall reappear,in July?

improvement is possible,less suckage?
jorch  seems better
is that possible for the davebots master?

[UFQuack]

And that's the way it is
I admire Walter Cronkite
Mustache fixation

[pate]

Me too hard above
Dead baby I kook, so hard...
Flaccid real woman

[wr250]

My name is Dave
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is Dave and it's always been

'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seen
I dye the stache black -yes midnight black
From head to toe I'm rather drab except my dyed rug

I make 'it shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and strange as hell

I got to get him in the shower before he starts to smell
My name is Dave
My name is Dave, but call me Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie

That's long for Dave so I've been told
Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me eating pizza roles
I've got my show, I drink my wine

I'd drink the finest except I haven't payed attention in several months
Or were it years
The breath on that tommee could bring any man to tears

We had our words, it took its toll
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an bag of pizza roles
My name is Dave

well i tried, to the tune of "my name is mud"

[pate]

So, sorry:

I have a "Member' Only" yuakit.

Short story;  longLOL:

middle stanza (575):
abcde
(AYr) Nighyt Haek(orAtreidies) Hiss(o'fallen) or Nietchze is

[pate]

Moustache so Noory,
BootBlack the wig O'possum
I will fade to gray

[PB the Deplorable]

Linduh, how are yeew?
We lost 'um, mustuh hung up
Lesh go to thuh pfones

[cweb]

Carnivora yes
You can make cash from home friend
Many snakes to oil

[zeebo]

Another joke fail
Three-headed guest interview
Year-round April Fool

[pate]

Mouth full of hot-dog
Jorch continues to broadcast
His name is not mic

[pate]

Moustache so Noory
Mouth full of hotdogs, can't talk
Do it microphone.

edit: apologies typewriter brain faster than fingers, thoughts left behind.

[Northern Nights]

Noory is like a
Cheesy eighties metal band
Wig hair and big hair

[Northern Nights]

The ducks are quacking
ExxonMobil is fracking
Dave's show is lacking

[Northern Nights]

April flowers show
Winter's over, no more snow
Noory's show still blows