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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #510 on: July 06, 2014, 11:39:04 AM »
Listen I intend
Transfer this haiku to the
B S thread right now!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #511 on: July 06, 2014, 11:46:14 AM »
Wet lawn, Bright morning.
Squatting dog trying to poop.
sNooron won't let go.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #512 on: July 06, 2014, 06:54:41 PM »
Secret doors again
Oooh who could it be this time?
Nobody cares, Jorch


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #513 on: July 06, 2014, 06:58:53 PM »
George Noory suckage
Hurts the hearts of the people;
Get him off the air.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #514 on: July 07, 2014, 01:51:17 AM »
Mighty broadcasters worldwide nightly,
earn enough to speak rightly,
coaching daily, reduces fail'ee

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #515 on: July 07, 2014, 10:00:12 AM »
doom n gloom, Catherine Austin Fitts
economic disaster looms
not as bad as interview with snoory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #516 on: July 07, 2014, 10:02:17 AM »
doom n gloom, Catherine Austin Fitts
economic disaster looms
not as bad as interview with snoory

hour 2 , paranormal investigations
keith johnson, demonologist
jorch snoory: is there angels ?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #517 on: July 07, 2014, 02:08:01 PM »
Trained years, he was
nine years reserve, he had
mission accomplished, disinformation radio!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #518 on: July 07, 2014, 02:18:53 PM »
flaming pizza roles, burnt
sensitive mouth, shlurred wordsh
noory eats them all

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #519 on: July 07, 2014, 02:23:23 PM »
Riders on the storm
Some Velvet Morning
UFO Philtard

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #520 on: July 08, 2014, 06:44:36 PM »
Samba in the air
but Blitzkrieg kills the drums
Nazis destroyed Brazil!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #521 on: July 09, 2014, 01:08:32 AM »
World Cup on my mind
Like soccer balls to the head
Whenever Jorch speaks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #522 on: July 09, 2014, 09:50:13 AM »
illegal immigration and the merlin project
shameless jorch asks
"immigrants come thru portals?"

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #523 on: July 13, 2014, 03:33:03 PM »
George Noory hosts guest(s) TBA.
jones,quayle,  see-krut door?
no one but  the nooron knows

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #524 on: July 13, 2014, 11:38:25 PM »
toomrik, portuhls,
seekrut doors, and pizza roles
all part of Jorch-world

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #525 on: July 13, 2014, 11:56:14 PM »
toomrik, portuhls,
seekrut doors, and pizza roles
all part of Jorch-world

Radio not on,
Cannot suffer the Nooron.
Ten PM... silence.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #526 on: July 16, 2014, 01:28:19 PM »
talentless host in the dark
psychic annunaki
4 hours, ill sleep well

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #527 on: July 16, 2014, 07:16:55 PM »
A message through space ...
Made by Jorch, Speaker for Earth
"DO YOU HAVE TURKEE?"

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #528 on: July 18, 2014, 07:58:17 AM »
plane full of kids, shot down
morbid george,  hosting
friday TBA, gruesome details exposed

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #529 on: July 22, 2014, 09:30:34 AM »
noory's anti-EMP campaign, on radio
sudden X-15 flare
noory silenced,bellgab rejoices

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #530 on: July 23, 2014, 05:22:09 PM »
richard c hoagland imitator
wannabe ,host sucks too
no imitation of jorch can be found

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #531 on: July 23, 2014, 06:27:17 PM »
Smashed balls in a vice
Smashed balls in a goddamn vice,
That's what noory's like.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #532 on: July 25, 2014, 11:28:32 PM »
aldous - it's your thread
your friendship circle awaits
help us mock Jorch more

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #533 on: July 26, 2014, 12:07:35 AM »
For your approval:
Whirling portal; cigarette.
Gawrsh, it's a cookbook.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #534 on: July 27, 2014, 04:17:11 AM »
Laughing at you George
I'm seriously laughing
You are no Art Bell

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #535 on: July 29, 2014, 02:08:00 PM »
I like to call this one the Dog Days of Suckage.

Circle in the Sand;
Never-Ending Sound; 'Round; 'Round.
Suck is Forever.

credits:  Belinda Carlisle

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #536 on: July 31, 2014, 08:23:00 PM »
sasquatch ,champ and cryptids
all chased away
by a disembodied mustache

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #537 on: July 31, 2014, 08:36:24 PM »
scary shadows,wiccan magic
good late night radio?
only the mustache knows

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #538 on: August 01, 2014, 01:32:19 AM »
Ebola zombie
Virulent plague media Jorge
Patient zero

(jiyuritsu not teikei)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #539 on: August 02, 2014, 12:20:41 AM »
What'sh up with peeeble?
Really un-bah-leef-able!
It's jusht uh-may-zsheen!