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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #480 on: June 18, 2014, 04:54:58 PM »
Listened past midnight
IQ dropped by thirty points
Heard the artless fNoord

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #481 on: June 18, 2014, 07:13:55 PM »
New York Times Best Times Seller
top right corner ,makes
its a george nooryism,he sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #482 on: June 18, 2014, 07:15:52 PM »
george makes bellgab top right corner
smells like tooomeric
and turkee,GNS


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #483 on: June 19, 2014, 05:08:29 PM »
worst case scenarios tonight
radioactive wind blows
morbid george manages to not giggle


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #484 on: June 20, 2014, 11:58:02 AM »
great lakes,Mississippi river, haunted
mustache wax flows
a real coast show? i think not

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #485 on: June 20, 2014, 01:56:07 PM »
great lakes,Mississippi river, haunted
mustache wax flows
a real coast show? i think not
this haiku has been co-opted by Taintco

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #486 on: June 20, 2014, 02:03:53 PM »
this haiku has been co-opted by Taintco

taintco mustache wax & degreaser
gabcasters are appalled
taintco sponsers noorys ligwig?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #487 on: June 20, 2014, 02:37:42 PM »
New Noory sponsor
Better than Carnivora
Taintco Butthurt-Ease

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #488 on: June 20, 2014, 02:53:38 PM »
With back feet kicking
Mean babies scream in the night
I think of the Jetsons

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #489 on: June 21, 2014, 03:30:27 PM »
guitar wails quietly,distorted
bass is turned up to high
must be sumerging artist sunday

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #490 on: June 22, 2014, 04:15:53 AM »
Too soon... wait it is
Today!  Icepick earplugs and
booze: let's hear fNoordy!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #491 on: June 22, 2014, 05:53:23 AM »
George Noory's ear buds
Familiar to all else as
Butt plugs stuffed in ass

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #492 on: June 22, 2014, 07:53:27 AM »
Haiku commercial
I am on my side are you?
Seppuku of thread

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #493 on: June 22, 2014, 08:21:22 AM »
Haiku commercial
I am on my side are you?
Seppuku of thread

haiku delayed,commercial is on
medical advisor ty bollinger...
20 more minutes of commercials

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #494 on: June 22, 2014, 09:26:24 PM »
catholic priest, exorcist
angels and demons
noory rearranges 3x5 cards gleefully

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #495 on: June 24, 2014, 03:49:15 AM »
Saw random haiku
High as stratosphere that night
Jorge fNoord still sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #496 on: June 24, 2014, 12:20:37 PM »
space ,the final frontier, explored
space, between noorys ears
hides the Einstein 3x5 card

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #497 on: June 25, 2014, 10:46:47 AM »
bad medical advice and ufo's
almost a coast show
need a can of noory-be-gone

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #498 on: June 25, 2014, 08:04:13 PM »
Tune in at midnight
Huff can of Noory-Be-Gone
Dave sNoory still sucks..

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #499 on: June 26, 2014, 08:20:12 PM »
last thursday of the month
LMH drones on
noory snoozes, or does he fap?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #500 on: June 28, 2014, 05:48:57 PM »
toooomeric dyed mustache wax
see-krut door friday
pizza roles, rule the night

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #501 on: July 03, 2014, 03:19:15 PM »
its a super suck weekend
fri see-krut lines and
stupendously stupid super suck sunday

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #502 on: July 04, 2014, 01:48:13 PM »
fourth of july,fireworks
george noory hides
behind the see-krut door

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #503 on: July 04, 2014, 04:11:59 PM »
Every time Jorch speaks
Puppy gets waterboarded
Why you hate puppies?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #504 on: July 05, 2014, 02:04:17 PM »
mirror on the table,face up
red lines abound
noorys night of toooomeric approaches

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #505 on: July 06, 2014, 10:47:18 AM »
Ears not hearing... two
plus lips flapping... two... equals
bad radio, four hours

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #506 on: July 06, 2014, 10:53:40 AM »
Ears not hearing... two
plus lips mud fapping ...seven?
bad radio four hours

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #507 on: July 06, 2014, 11:25:12 AM »
mouth, full of turkee sammich
fumblegums, speaksh
another night of snooron.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #508 on: July 06, 2014, 11:32:04 AM »
dave or Dave I'm lost
July sixth dave not fNoordy?
still didn't listen

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #509 on: July 06, 2014, 11:36:33 AM »
dave or Dave I'm lost
July sixth dave not fNoordy?
still didn't listen

worry not, bellgab friend
its super suck sunday
snoorons submerging artists aplenty