Author Topic: Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 108379 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #450 on: June 02, 2014, 09:21:21 AM »
Turkey sandwiches
Frolic naked among them
George Noory's wet dream

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #451 on: June 02, 2014, 12:28:05 PM »
tonight: hemp and channeling
are they related to noory?
george noory just sucks, while not inhaling

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #452 on: June 03, 2014, 04:22:16 AM »
Norullah Nori
Jorge aka sNoori
No coincidence


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #453 on: June 03, 2014, 08:05:03 AM »
the small river flows eastward
the mustache is waxed
the  river, dries out and dies


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #454 on: June 03, 2014, 09:35:48 PM »
in the middle of the night
as tommy turns
george says "is that a portal?"

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #455 on: June 03, 2014, 11:13:37 PM »
Boredom thou art he

Can't be more insincere

He is so so-so

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #456 on: June 04, 2014, 09:16:07 AM »
its georges birthday today
hot wind will blow
through the see-krut door

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #457 on: June 04, 2014, 06:25:37 PM »
its georges birthday today
hot wind will blow
through the see-krut door

happy birthday to jorch
hope you enjoy it
and yet,you still suck

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #458 on: June 04, 2014, 07:10:32 PM »
Noory drinking game
Take a shot for each suckage
Black-out will follow

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #459 on: June 04, 2014, 07:16:04 PM »
thursday morning will bring
end of birthday stupidity
massive noory drinking game hangover

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #460 on: June 04, 2014, 07:17:18 PM »
Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
what thurs evening will bring
a real coast show, jorch still sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #461 on: June 05, 2014, 11:39:26 PM »
Noory and cryptids
They got alot in common
Both kinda not there

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #462 on: June 05, 2014, 11:42:27 PM »
Noory and cryptids
They got alot in common
Both kinda not there
This one is Golden!
The most excellent haiku
About George sucking!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #463 on: June 06, 2014, 04:30:07 AM »
Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
what thurs evening will bring
a real coast show, jorch still sucks

Supernatural, Cryptids, & Psychic Work
turns into meditation  suckage
and carnivora/tooomeric GNS

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #464 on: June 06, 2014, 05:00:43 AM »
So lonely, the bar
is set so low, George made you
all satisfied with shit posts.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #465 on: June 06, 2014, 09:10:50 AM »
week ends with  TBA and open lines
will george skip out early?
8-ball says "outlook is good"

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #466 on: June 06, 2014, 01:37:51 PM »
soft static noise, listful ear
sudden noise, voice bellows
is that a portal? then,static

or a variant:

soft static noise, listful ear
sudden noise, voice screeches
i had martians in my garden ...

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #467 on: June 09, 2014, 08:04:13 AM »
june 9-13 variety show brings
moosetached host,sucks
friday TBA, ufophil ends it.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #468 on: June 10, 2014, 08:39:06 AM »
tonights suckage o'jorch
epa and astronomy
on the wildcard line is RCH

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #469 on: June 10, 2014, 06:33:28 PM »
tonights suckage o'jorch
epa and astronomy
on the wildcard line is RCH

Too bad about this
I love astronomy, but
Noory sucks at it

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #470 on: June 12, 2014, 04:48:51 PM »
technology and ufos,thurs eve
nick pope is excellent
george noory, are angels involved?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #471 on: June 12, 2014, 07:57:44 PM »
friday the 13th, a fullmoon
george noory and TBA
ufophil, a fitting end

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #472 on: June 13, 2014, 09:03:45 PM »
fri is TBA and open lines
george skips out entirely
no ufophil, bellgab celebrates

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #473 on: June 13, 2014, 09:53:40 PM »
New term, TBH
And it stands for: To Be Host
Applies to Noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #474 on: June 13, 2014, 10:01:30 PM »
One day, it may come
The day where Noory sucks less
Too late, sun burnt out

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #475 on: June 14, 2014, 04:17:01 AM »
Five billion more years
Sun white dwarf, Earth is barren:
George Noory still sucks

(billion is two or three?  added "more" to be sure... not good at maths...)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #476 on: June 17, 2014, 07:15:15 AM »
msg causes autism, sez guest
is that what happeeened to jorch?
msg = more suckage ,george

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #477 on: June 18, 2014, 03:09:11 AM »
toast to mustache man
my cup hath runneth over
same as toilet bowl

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #478 on: June 18, 2014, 09:35:56 AM »
paranormal exploration  pioneer
warfare and mustache wax
george consults magic 8 ball

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #479 on: June 18, 2014, 09:37:54 AM »
from premier studios, hot wind blows
smells of pizza roles
george noory is on the air