Author Topic: Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 108378 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #420 on: May 27, 2014, 08:32:17 AM »
Failure of concept
Saturn V got us to moon
Honey boo-boo Drools

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #421 on: May 27, 2014, 08:57:29 AM »
Jackstar

this is not a haiku for noory-san
need mustache stained host
george noory is not jackstar

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #422 on: May 27, 2014, 10:03:26 AM »
George loves Tommy boy
George Drooly loves the Jackstar
I just love haikus


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #423 on: May 27, 2014, 10:06:17 AM »
Love is a flower
And a many splendored thing
George is a moron


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #424 on: May 27, 2014, 10:24:18 AM »
host with waxed moose-stache
talks about police state
screaming bullhorn jones,he is not

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #425 on: May 27, 2014, 11:43:05 AM »
oh noory-san,how do we love thee
let us count the ways
we dont need any fingers for zero

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #426 on: May 27, 2014, 06:58:42 PM »
Which is more full of?
George's sucky little show,
or Mr. Fidget?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #427 on: May 27, 2014, 07:05:08 PM »
Hungry George Noory,
bake for ten to twelve minutes.
Fresh, hot pizza rolls.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #428 on: May 27, 2014, 07:32:52 PM »
Which of these is worse?
To hear George's show, or to
be a nuthugger?


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #429 on: May 27, 2014, 07:40:02 PM »
Bewildered, George asks
Is that my ass, or is it
A hole in the ground?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #430 on: May 27, 2014, 09:02:09 PM »
Bewildered, George asks
Is that my ass, or is it
A hole in the ground?

pondering george thinks
smoke rolls out of ears
its not hole, is a portal

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #431 on: May 28, 2014, 05:20:28 PM »
tonights show going to suck
cant even make a haiku
telepathy ufos and NDEs. noory sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #432 on: May 29, 2014, 01:04:19 PM »
thursday brings linda moulton howe
top and bottom of hour
is only when we will hear jorch

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #433 on: May 29, 2014, 01:11:08 PM »
LMH best guest
She plays tape, George has sammich
Nooryisms low

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #434 on: May 29, 2014, 03:09:47 PM »
from the land of snoorey comes
almost laughable dribble
causes me to  saw z's

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #435 on: May 30, 2014, 11:15:23 AM »
a nooryless friday huzzah
we pay the price with
super suck sunday with jorch noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #436 on: May 31, 2014, 07:33:32 AM »
super suck sunday will be upon us
with submerging artists
sucks the life out of,does noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #437 on: May 31, 2014, 07:38:27 AM »
At least George never
threatened to burn down my house.
He simply tells lies.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #438 on: May 31, 2014, 02:13:54 PM »
I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #439 on: May 31, 2014, 06:15:25 PM »
I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

there is not a hiaku that
can describe the suckage
that is jorch snoorey

there must be a series of hiakus
must on be many pages
to describe the noory suckage

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #440 on: May 31, 2014, 06:16:52 PM »
the wind blows hard from LA
smells like pizza rolls
jorch nooron is sucking again

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #441 on: May 31, 2014, 07:37:55 PM »
I am not sure why
I can 't think of a haiku
Of how much George sucks

how to contemplate
an infinite suckage scale
it's an enigma

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #442 on: June 01, 2014, 06:47:15 AM »
Noory hates puppies
My dog has cancer:  she's four...
A coincidence?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #443 on: June 01, 2014, 04:03:11 PM »
Old Hollies album
Called King Midas in reverse
Applies to Norry

Lacks profanity
So doesn't do him justice
I'll keep on trying

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #444 on: June 01, 2014, 04:07:22 PM »
sunday submerging artists
add in the nooron
presto,its super suck sunday

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #445 on: June 01, 2014, 04:12:07 PM »
paranormal paradigm shift and
prison reform
where are the GIS,george

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #446 on: June 01, 2014, 04:18:57 PM »
5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?

Speaking formally,
Haiku is five seven five
Free form though - no rules 
 :D

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #447 on: June 01, 2014, 04:20:09 PM »
Speaking formally,
Haiku is five seven five
Free form though - no rules 
 :D

on bellgab, hiaku is 3
lines of text
telling about how much GNS

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #448 on: June 02, 2014, 12:10:02 AM »
on bellgab, hiaku is 3
lines of text
telling about how much GNS

yes essential part
of bellgab haiku structure
is george noory sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #449 on: June 02, 2014, 08:36:57 AM »
Some Velvet Morning
When I'm not too far from straight
George Noory I hate

And maybe tell you
With some haikus, 'bout how he
Is so full of shit