Author Topic: Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 108386 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #390 on: May 18, 2014, 12:55:49 PM »
Dikwad did chuck wood
Did it pretty fucking good
Wish George Noory would

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #391 on: May 18, 2014, 09:06:16 PM »
titillating tuesday
brings the ai
the borg dont want noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #392 on: May 19, 2014, 03:04:23 AM »
We are the Borg, You
will be assimilated.
Except sNoorge;  he sucks


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #393 on: May 19, 2014, 01:08:43 PM »
noory on a on air acid trip
improvement or
more new age bs?


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #394 on: May 19, 2014, 01:13:14 PM »
numbered sun worshipers have AI
3rd party candidates to the rescue
TBA returns to the kingdom of Noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #395 on: May 19, 2014, 01:19:34 PM »
A day with Noory
On acid is like a day
On orange sunshine

You know you are but
Disconnection from the tongue
Sound falls out of mouth

Brain falls out of sky
Reason gets sucked through portal
Angels bring brain back

Better save the stuff
For someone who has a clue
I'm fresh out right now

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #396 on: May 19, 2014, 01:23:59 PM »
3 lines
to say george noory sucks
dont need all three

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #397 on: May 19, 2014, 05:55:06 PM »
seventeen syllables, folks,
to keep the form. carry
 on and well done. cheers.
 ;D ;)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #398 on: May 19, 2014, 05:58:48 PM »
early out friday
another TBA ends with ufophil
and thanks to john b wells

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #399 on: May 19, 2014, 06:17:37 PM »
early out friday
another TBA ends with ufophil
and thanks to john b wells


Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #400 on: May 19, 2014, 06:24:42 PM »

Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...

5,7,5 ;3 lines
damned if i know
noory sure dont

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #401 on: May 19, 2014, 06:27:02 PM »

Early out Friday
Still ends with UFOPhil
For John B... good night


5, 7, 5 is haiku, right?  Been a long ass time since I tried my hand at poetry...
Yes that is correct
Which in New Mexico is
The area code

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #402 on: May 19, 2014, 06:31:33 PM »
5,7,5 ;3 lines
damned if i know
noory sure dont

It is all ok,
Noory can only count
three by five

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #403 on: May 20, 2014, 10:08:32 AM »
tonight brings AI and the borg
i wonder what the
noory's 3x5 cards will bring


perhaps an Einstein question?
how bout a portal?
tonight, only the nooron knows.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #404 on: May 20, 2014, 10:22:30 AM »
Stupid fucking George
He still thinks he's on TV
Beyond Belief way

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #405 on: May 20, 2014, 10:29:18 AM »
Bellgabbers  are fine,
Funny and creative too.
George Noory is not.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #406 on: May 20, 2014, 10:53:27 AM »
troll troll troll your mouse
gently over bellgab forums
we wish noory was but a dream

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #407 on: May 20, 2014, 09:13:39 PM »
the time sure flies fast
people sure are acting strange
radio vampire

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #408 on: May 21, 2014, 07:01:16 AM »
woeful Wednesday brings
numbers lady predictions
jorch believes all of them

terrible thursday the suckage
of drug law reform
jorch pushes toomeric and carnivora

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #409 on: May 21, 2014, 08:18:27 AM »
Thanks to Paper*Boy
What i'm having for breakfast
Electric Kool-Aid

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #410 on: May 21, 2014, 08:20:53 AM »
Thanks to Paper*Boy
What i'm having for breakfast
Electric Kool-Aid

electric kool-aid for breakfast
is better then
toomeric and carnivora combined

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #411 on: May 22, 2014, 09:59:15 AM »
thursday drug law reform
jorch asks about portals
tommy likes electric kool-aid

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #412 on: May 22, 2014, 01:47:35 PM »
Ouija board threatens
Not to worry, George, Satan's
fallen asleep bored

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #413 on: May 23, 2014, 09:51:49 AM »
the mighty TBA tonight
followed by open lines
will george skip out early

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #414 on: May 23, 2014, 10:04:33 PM »
Another Friday
Wonder which suckage tonight?
Only thing unknown

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #415 on: May 24, 2014, 06:49:42 PM »
saturday brings george knapp
subject doesnt matter
vacation from noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #416 on: May 24, 2014, 11:34:31 PM »
Nappin' through Noory
But Sat. & Sun. this weekend
Wide awake for Knapp

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #417 on: May 26, 2014, 01:26:09 PM »
for this mondays madness
prophecy and GMO's
back to the noory suckage again

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #418 on: May 26, 2014, 01:28:00 PM »
bright spot on C2C this week
thursday brings linda howe
noory keeps mouth closed

friday jorch plays hookey
dave shrader fills in
sparing us friday openlines and ufophil

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #419 on: May 26, 2014, 03:47:24 PM »
noory 3 day week  of suckage
LMH on thursday schrader friday
bellgabbers rejoice