Author Topic: Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 106962 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #360 on: May 12, 2014, 12:53:56 AM »
Spinning pizza rolls
Escalator to nowhere
Inside Jorch's mind

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #361 on: May 12, 2014, 06:05:01 AM »
A haiku per day
WR250
You mayka me laugh

high praise,from Aldous
uplifts
george noory, submerges

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #362 on: May 12, 2014, 08:01:59 AM »
Row row row your boat
George Noory is a moron
Life is but a dream


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #363 on: May 12, 2014, 08:30:58 AM »
tantalizing Tuesday
illuminati conspiracies
noory dims the new direction


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #364 on: May 13, 2014, 01:22:09 AM »
What is going on?
We're on the verge of something.
I really think so.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #365 on: May 13, 2014, 08:15:02 AM »
Is it a black hole?
Or could it be a portal?
No, just George's brain.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #366 on: May 13, 2014, 08:20:14 AM »
mon night suckage
moreso than normal
keep up the mediocre work, jorch

(thanks unscreend caller)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #367 on: May 13, 2014, 08:32:18 AM »
Some streetlamps flicker
'That'll make a four hour show"
I'd be embarrassed

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #368 on: May 13, 2014, 08:37:35 AM »
Some streetlamps flicker
'That'll make a four hour show"
I'd be embarrassed
This is so funny
Mostly because it's so true
And also so lame

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #369 on: May 13, 2014, 11:34:46 AM »
GNS suck thread
2,578,392 views
almost as many  as noory has listeners

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #370 on: May 13, 2014, 04:58:26 PM »
reptilians and nazis oh my
gubmint and illuminati oh my
noory's suckage continues

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #371 on: May 13, 2014, 05:22:09 PM »
Illuminati
ET's could be satanic
I could use the sleep

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #372 on: May 13, 2014, 11:55:14 PM »
It's beyond belief
Milking the same show topics
Stonehenge again, sigh

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #373 on: May 14, 2014, 08:13:11 AM »
massive suckage
last 2 nights
will tonight be better?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #374 on: May 14, 2014, 11:13:22 AM »
friday brings snooron open lines
with the dreaded TBA
mustache ends with ufophil

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #375 on: May 14, 2014, 11:14:22 PM »
Itsh jusht amaszhing
A trulee bizzsharre shtorry
(It exshites me sho)

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #376 on: May 15, 2014, 09:05:50 AM »
friday still TBA
could it be the shecret door
only the lipwig knows

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #377 on: May 15, 2014, 09:09:49 AM »
TBA stands for
Totally Boring Again
As it always is

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #378 on: May 15, 2014, 09:48:22 AM »
whale whispers and reptilians
brought to you by the number 64
wheres Gladys jorch?
 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #379 on: May 15, 2014, 03:03:45 PM »
its been a too long time
with no escalator to hawaii
and im waiting for jorch to ... get better

to the tune of "too long time" by crystal gayle

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #380 on: May 16, 2014, 02:25:14 PM »
next thursday is
jorch and the numbers lady
brought to you by the number 8

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #381 on: May 16, 2014, 03:13:31 PM »
G E O R G E
the radio suckmaster
N O O R Y

1 2 3 4 5
can he keep the show alive
6 7 8 9 10

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #382 on: May 16, 2014, 03:47:09 PM »
george meets the count
can george count to 8?
alas we will never know


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #383 on: May 16, 2014, 10:30:24 PM »
Open lines callers
"Hi George thanks for the great job!"
Another blockhead

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #384 on: May 17, 2014, 07:35:48 AM »
the suckage that is george
is so great
makes superman eat kryptonite,willingly.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #385 on: May 17, 2014, 10:28:34 AM »
Audience runs off
Go on Ancient Aliens
Ruin their show next

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #386 on: May 17, 2014, 10:53:58 AM »
I can't stand this show
Turn the damn radio off
Sayeth Mike Siegal

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #387 on: May 17, 2014, 04:54:03 PM »
from george's website:
cat saves boy frm dog
Three rock-steady cameras
I'm not fooled, George is

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #388 on: May 17, 2014, 05:05:37 PM »
cat runs george out
maryann calls in
better host than noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #389 on: May 18, 2014, 12:39:17 PM »
monday morning
knapp did good by me
tues-sat mornings, noory still sucks