Author Topic: Haiku for Noory-san  (Read 111000 times)

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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #330 on: April 27, 2014, 09:11:10 AM »
George's little show
described with five little words
suck suck suck suck suck

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #331 on: April 27, 2014, 09:18:38 AM »
George's little show
described with five little words
suck suck suck suck suck

No, not at all, Prick;
Where have you been? Cunty cunt.

Your gift: our read life.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #332 on: April 27, 2014, 09:29:37 AM »
No, not at all, Prick;
Where have you been? Cunty cunt.

Your gift: our read life.

jackstar tries to suck
as bad as george noory
he fails.


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #333 on: April 27, 2014, 10:09:15 AM »
No, not at all, Prick;
Where have you been? Cunty cunt.

Your gift: our read life.
Nice form dude!


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #334 on: April 28, 2014, 01:53:47 AM »
jackstar and jackshit
dullest stars in the cosmos
friends of jorch noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #335 on: May 01, 2014, 12:55:14 AM »
Einstein genius
Jorch uses computer to
Google while guest speaks


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #336 on: May 01, 2014, 01:20:24 AM »
Puppy sleeps, Midnight
noise awakens destruction
sNoory hates puppies

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #337 on: May 01, 2014, 11:22:28 PM »
Time to celebrate
Another great interview
Turkee sammich time

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #338 on: May 02, 2014, 07:57:47 AM »
maryann calls in
george prays for goetse
bateman laughs

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #339 on: May 02, 2014, 08:41:46 AM »
George is to Art Bell
as toilet water is to
fine sparkling champagne

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #340 on: May 02, 2014, 08:50:29 AM »
tune in radio station
coast to coast with george noory
trained by shotgun joe biden?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #341 on: May 02, 2014, 09:18:29 AM »
turn on radio
two minutes of Nooron talk
self induced coma

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #342 on: May 03, 2014, 12:58:21 PM »
Dear George, how are yooooouuu?
I so totally hate your
sucky little show

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #343 on: May 03, 2014, 11:39:09 PM »
George Noory Sucks, but ....
I need one more syllable
so ... George Noory Sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #344 on: May 04, 2014, 04:40:09 AM »
History of show
Dark Matter, Art Bell ends it
George Noory, bell-end

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #345 on: May 04, 2014, 04:06:00 PM »
Sundays with Noory
Another self-help show, plus ...
Submerging artists


Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #346 on: May 04, 2014, 07:31:05 PM »
nightly nausea
radio anesthesia
avoid listening

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #347 on: May 05, 2014, 07:15:28 PM »
I heard harp music
But it wasn't angels, nope
Just a sucky show

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #348 on: May 05, 2014, 07:50:01 PM »
moronic monday brings
banksters and ancient monoliths
noory still sucks

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #349 on: May 05, 2014, 09:55:26 PM »
Wednesday wooziness brings the secret door?
many guests bumbling on
and george noory outbumbles them all

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #350 on: May 06, 2014, 10:57:52 AM »
moronic monday brings
banksters and ancient monoliths
noory still sucks

moronic monday change
hidden kubrick film secrets
poaching church's guests?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #351 on: May 06, 2014, 12:31:36 PM »
moronic monday change titillating tueshday
hidden kubrick film secrets
poaching church's guests?

cause im a moron, but y'all knew that.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #352 on: May 07, 2014, 12:59:27 AM »
Well I think you're right
There's no question about it
That's a good point too

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #353 on: May 09, 2014, 11:02:10 PM »
Research time for Jorch
The news page, then channel surf
Done for now, nap time

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #354 on: May 09, 2014, 11:53:21 PM »
What name starts with G
Whose sucky little show sucks
The name ends with E

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #355 on: May 10, 2014, 03:54:27 AM »
noory is mucous
no matter how smooth and slight
still ends as boogers

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #356 on: May 10, 2014, 07:31:08 AM »
gas station, turkey sammich
mustache,stained with tumeric
coast to coast is dead

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #357 on: May 10, 2014, 11:49:02 AM »
noory is mucous
no matter how smooth and slight
still ends as boogers
Onan makes haiku
dissing George's mucous mouth
Aldous is happy

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #358 on: May 11, 2014, 05:43:45 PM »
a syrett sunday
better than snoory submerging artists
not as good as being knappatized

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #359 on: May 11, 2014, 09:36:02 PM »
A haiku per day
WR250
You mayka me laugh