President Donald J. Trump

[GravitySucks]

Got me there. But some I worse than others. Red wine hangovers. Not good

I am pretty sure the worst one I had was trying to out drink my father when I was 17 on St. Patrick's Day. When the Irish whiskey ran out, we switched to Stingers. I never came within a stone's throw of creme de menthe after that. Don't think I ever drank Jameson's again either.

[TigerLily]

Have you seen the wheelbarrow hangover TigerLily has?
Not bad at all if you ask me...

You just have wheelbarrow envy

[TigerLily]

I am pretty sure the worst one I had was trying to out drink my father when I was 17 on St. Patrick's Day. When the Irish whiskey ran out, we switched to Stingers. I never came within a stone's throw of creme de menthe after that. Don't think I ever drank Jameson's again either.

creme ... de ... menthe. O ... M ... G. That's gotta be bad comin' up

You have a cruel father. I bet he laughed the whole time while "teaching you a lesson"

[GravitySucks]

creme ... de ... menthe. O ... M ... G. That's gotta be bad comin' up

You have a cruel father. I bet he laughed the whole time while "teaching you a lesson"

They didn't take pictures, but the scratches on my stomach were pretty convincing evidence that I did,  in fact, pick the German Shepard up by its tail.

Not my proudest moment.

[Dr. MD MD]

They didn't take pictures, but the scratches on my stomach were pretty convincing evidence that I did,  in fact, pick the German Shepard up by its tail.

Not my proudest moment.

After the moonshine I fell into a woodpile while trying to take a leak and cut my shins up. Good times!  :

[TigerLily]

They didn't take pictures, but the scratches on my stomach were pretty convincing evidence that I did,  in fact, pick the German Shepard up by its tail.

Not my proudest moment.

Let's commiserate. My first real drinking episode was also at 17. Started with beer. Ended with whiskey. I fell in the rose bushes and never drank whiskey again

What thread is this?

[Kidnostad3]

They didn't take pictures, but the scratches on my stomach were pretty convincing evidence that I did,  in fact, pick the German Shepard up by its tail.

Not my proudest moment.

Your lucky you didn't wake up a soprano. 

[GravitySucks]

Let's commiserate. My first real drinking episode was also at 17. Started with beer. Ended with whiskey. I fell in the rose bushes and never drank whiskey again

What thread is this?

Sex on the Beach and other memories

[GravitySucks]

Your lucky you didn't wake up a soprano.

Sure wish my father's friend had picked a different day to introduce me to his daughter.

[Up All Night]

Trump opened them all back up. We will be a country of coal miners!

At age 7, children need to be learning a trade. By the time they're 16, they can support a family, instead of the fucking govt. doing it for them.

HS--- Very Very over-rated!!!!

[TigerLily]

Sex on the Beach and other memories

Nope. Something about that fellow with the weird combover and orange face. In remembrance of my missing colleague YP:

So Grav, one thing bad about sex on the beach is the sand. Or were you referring to the drink?

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bts7a6Yi9_A

[Kidnostad3]

Sure wish my father's friend had picked a different day to introduce me to his daughter.

Damn, it wasn't her German shepherd was it?

[GravitySucks]

Nope. Something about that fellow with the weird combover and orange face. In remembrance of my missing colleague YP:

So Grav, one thing bad about sex on the beach is the sand. Or were you referring to the drink?

If you have true grit, does it matter?

But you are correct. Sex in the surf sounds like a better idea.

[Up All Night]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9FiL7mz_0

[GravitySucks]

Damn, it wasn't her German shepherd was it?

No. I only remember meeting her at the door and thinking she was pretty. Don't remember anything after that. Never saw her again.

[TigerLily]

At age 7, children need to be learning a trade. By the time they're 16, they can support a family, instead of the fucking govt. doing it for them.

HS--- Very Very over-rated!!!!

Make American Children Coalminers Again!  #MACCA

[GravitySucks]

Make American Children Coalminers Again!  #MACCA

If we are going to bring the textile industry back, we need to have some of them learn to sew.

[Kidnostad3]

No. I only remember meeting her at the door and thinking she was pretty. Don't remember anything after that. Never saw her again.

Okay, if she didn't get a kick out of the lampshade on your head that's on her. 

[TigerLily]

At age 7, children need to be learning a trade. By the time they're 16, they can support a family, instead of the fucking govt. doing it for them.

HS--- Very Very over-rated!!!!

And college? Don't make me laugh. Everyone knows the best doctors, scientists and engineers are Muslims, Hindus and Asians

[Kidnostad3]

If we are going to bring the textile industry back, we need to have some of them learn to sew.

We need to bring back cottage industry. There should be a spinning wheel and a loom in every home. 

[TigerLily]

If you have true grit, does it matter?

But you are correct. Sex in the surf sounds like a better idea.

Make Sex in the Surf Great Again  #MSSGA

[albrecht]

Rich/poor, young/old, everyone is at risk of illness or injury and they all arrive at the ER expecting professional care in a timely manner. I already spend much of my time apologizing for long wait times. The AHCA cutbacks will be a nightmare.

Haven't you got the memo? EMTALA is going to be the next thing to be eliminated, so you won't need to worry about the illegals, the uninsured, the winos, the homeless, etc tying up your ER. Just kick them out if they don't have insurance or a CC with a sufficiently high credit limit.

[TigerLily]

If we are going to bring the textile industry back, we need to have some of them learn to sew.

Is that Ladies sewing workers' garments or Workers sewing ladies' garments? Either way, sign me up for the coal mine. NAFTA was supposed to free us from such drudgery

[Kidnostad3]

Make American Children Coalminers Again!  #MACCA

Next you'll be posting a picture of a waif in rags begging for more gruel because of the heartlessness of Donald Trump and the Republicans. 

[Catsmile]

You just have wheelbarrow envy

I'll have you know I can hang my massive, bloated, slothish, gut in dat'dare wheelbarrel! Trump is my gloriously powerful, 270 pound, orange, glistening, proxy scrotum. Just cause I ain't seen mine in decades don't meen i'z got the envy. #MAGA

[Kidnostad3]

Is that Ladies sewing workers' garments or Workers sewing ladies' garments? Either way, sign me up for the coal mine. NAFTA was supposed to free us from such drudgery

No, all females will be employed in lady's shirtwaist factories in rundown buildings in the inner cities of America. 

[TigerLily]

No, all females will be employed in lady's shirtwaist factories in rundown buildings in the inner cities of America.

For your white supremacist scrapbook. Future Doctors and Scientists and Engineers, oh my! Not a coal miner or factory worker in the bunch

[TigerLily]

I'll have you know I can hang my massive, bloated, slothish, gut in dat'dare wheelbarrel! Trump is my gloriously powerful, 270 pound, orange, glistening, proxy scrotum. Just cause I ain't seen mine in decades don't meen i'z got the envy. #MAGA

Out and Proud, Literally

[GravitySucks]

For your white supremacist scrapbook. Future Doctors and Scientists and Engineers, oh my! Not a coal miner or factory worker in the bunch

Gingers need not apply.