Poll

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
88 (26.4%)
Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
53 (15.9%)
A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
44 (13.2%)
Frankenstein's Monster
92 (27.6%)
One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
56 (16.8%)

Total Members Voted: 217

Author Topic: John B. Wells  (Read 409752 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4080 on: December 15, 2013, 10:00:19 AM »
Jesus spoke of feeding the poor.....He fed his followers. He lived off the kindness of others who offered their food and home, among other very "socialist" ideals. No, Jesus would not be a capitalist. Nope. Should someone read John B. Un-Wells the words of Jesus from the New Testament? Half these right wing wackos don't read the Bible. All for show.

According to yet another morbidly obese, drug-addled talk show host who will go nameless, the Pope is a Marxist!  I knew it, who else would wear so much red?

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4081 on: December 15, 2013, 10:30:53 AM »
I think JBW knew he pushed it a little too far last night. His parting words were something along the lines of "Until next Saturday . . . hopefully. But if I suddenly drop off the radar, you can find me at CaravanToMidnight.com."

When George called into Gabcast, didn't he say that the only rule Premiere had on C2C was that they weren't allowed to say the name "Obama"?

Dice turned the show into an Obama-bashing party last night. He also urged people to listen to more wholesome music "like Carrie Underwood."

Good times.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4082 on: December 15, 2013, 10:45:16 AM »
Hoagland on Chang'e 3 was a total joke. Worse, much worse, than useless.

http://dorkmission.blogspot.com/2013/12/latitude-and-longitude.html

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4083 on: December 15, 2013, 11:12:43 AM »
I thought maybe Dice was a serious writer and investigator on Illuminati and NWO conspiracies, but all I heard was a bible thumper commiserating with a born-again stoner on the decline of Western Civilization from pop music. Dice and Wells carry on the legacy of those who decided that the anti-Christ Elvis be shown only from the waist up on TV, that Lucy and Desi sleep in separate beds, of those who beat up their classmates for having Beatles haircuts in '64, and saw those who Wells plays for bumper music as depraved as Kanye West. It's ironic that if Wells were in charge back in the day, he'd have had to fire himself for his so-cool double entendres.

I actually felt sympathy for Hoaglund, who was plainly not happy trying to maintain his shtick with Wells trying to make an occult connection to RH's long-running con.  Wise up Dick...the C2C gravy train is ending.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4084 on: December 15, 2013, 12:44:28 PM »
Somebody should tell Hannah Moantana the tongue and Satan thing has been done before. 


Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4085 on: December 15, 2013, 01:18:35 PM »
JBW, Snoory and the rest of the new incarnation of C2C are nothing but a bunch of whores for the right wing machine. Truth.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4086 on: December 15, 2013, 02:04:15 PM »
JBW, Snoory and the rest of the new incarnation of C2C are nothing but a bunch of whores for the right wing machine. Truth.


Say what you really mean FFS!

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4087 on: December 15, 2013, 02:12:14 PM »
According to yet another morbidly obese, drug-addled talk show host who will go nameless, the Pope is a Marxist!  I knew it, who else would wear so much red?


Hmmmm... Could it be



Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4088 on: December 15, 2013, 02:38:20 PM »
I'm blatantly trying to shoehorn this into some tenuous connection with Wells, (Or Noory) and their audience...Oh damn, I can't..oh well.

HELEN REDDY - "ANGIE BABY" - TOP OF THE POPS LIVE (1981)

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4089 on: December 15, 2013, 03:54:32 PM »
Did anyone listen to Well's last comment last night?  It was strange.....like, he may not be back......and to find him, check out his other radio program website.....maybe I was reading too much into it....

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4090 on: December 15, 2013, 04:02:28 PM »
I would just like to say FUCK YOU, JBW.  You're not only a pretentious douchebag, you're as fake and phony as these asshat shills you have on your show.

Here's hoping your Caravan leaves the station soon.  Good luck charging people to listen to your bullshit.
You have to pay to hear his caravan to doucheville? Ha...what a fucking joke! How much anyone here know...I can't believe anyone would pay to hear what...secret shit he can't tell us on c2c for free!? Too funny. The guy's a dolt. Oh boy he may fall off the radar like get grabbed up on a dark street have a dirty burlap pulled over his head and taken to some undisclosed underground gov't/alien et complex to  be either brainwashed and playball or just vanish from the human race!?

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4091 on: December 15, 2013, 04:57:53 PM »
You have to pay to hear his caravan to doucheville? Ha...what a fucking joke! How much anyone here know...I can't believe anyone would pay to hear what...secret shit he can't tell us on c2c for free!? Too funny. The guy's a dolt. Oh boy he may fall off the radar like get grabbed up on a dark street have a dirty burlap pulled over his head and taken to some undisclosed underground gov't/alien et complex to  be either brainwashed and playball or just vanish from the human race!?

Maybe he's going to reveal his super-seekrit JFK conspiracy "knowledge", heh.  He's alluded to sumthin' weird happenin' re: a manhole cover but hasn't, as far as I know, actually divulged what it is.

Not sure of the cost, but I'll take a wild guess that it'll be more than .15/day- geiger counters ain't cheap (and will only increase in price as the Fukushima radiation rains down upon us like blood as is predicted in the bible (in 1Idiots, chapter 6 verse FuckYou) so what are you waiting for, get yours at Charlatan to Midnight nowwww!)

Hopefully someone will put his pay-to-play rantings on the torrents.  I'll hate-listen just once to see what he "can't" say on C2C.  He is such a delusional idiot.

Nebraska888:  He's been signing off that way for a while now.  I think it's just a delusional ploy for attention & unfortunately he'll probably be back next week, spewing his same crazy crap and thumping a bible he obviously doesn't read.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4092 on: December 15, 2013, 05:02:34 PM »
Ha!  OK, Tommy....thanks for clearing that up for me.  (It's obvious I haven't listened to the end of JBWs for quite a while.)....

Darn, I was getting my hopes up!

What irritates ALL of us is this:  the substitutes/part timers......ARE ALL A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THE REGULAR HOSTS!!!!   :o

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4093 on: December 15, 2013, 05:07:32 PM »
Sigh.

Oh, John.

As much as I hate to say it, I think JBW might have dug his show-hosting grave with last night's show. I feel like Wells barely let Dice talk, and then when he did, it was way too much ranting about society's ills and barely any talk about musicians and The Illuminati. For instance, he mentioned Katy Perry sold her soul to the devil -- which made me go, "Whaaaaaaa??" -- and never brought it up again. It's like JBW dragged him down a dark alley, flipped the whole conversation around and suddenly it became The John B. Wells Show. Topic: "People are so stupid."

It was the first time I wanted to yell at Wells to PLEASE. STOP. TALKING.

It's pretty evident that he's ready to move on and launch his own pay-per-listen Infowars spinoff show.  :-\

y'know we usually give Jorch shit for not talking at all......

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4094 on: December 15, 2013, 05:09:04 PM »
Same old shit.....Praising rampant, uncontrolled capitalism where the richies are richer than ever before, and tearing down the poor by calling them lazy. This is so sickening and I'm sick of the right wing, political personal spewing of John B. Unwell.

I wish I were normal and could sleep all night so I wouldn't be so desperate to listen to these right wing wackos now ruining C2C.

Why do you hate achievement?

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4095 on: December 15, 2013, 05:22:12 PM »
Did anyone listen to Well's last comment last night?  It was strange.....like, he may not be back......and to find him, check out his other radio program website.....maybe I was reading too much into it....
Wells mentioned that last weekend as well.
Maybe his contract only goes to the end of this year (2013) and he is waiting on a renewal for 2014?  8)
Ian Punnet reportedly is filling in for Wells on Sat Dec 28...

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4096 on: December 15, 2013, 05:29:37 PM »
Ian Punnet reportedly is filling in for Wells on Sat Dec 28...
Well that's neeto. Swell. Yep.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4097 on: December 15, 2013, 06:45:22 PM »
Wells mentioned that last weekend as well.
Maybe his contract only goes to the end of this year (2013) and he is waiting on a renewal for 2014?  8)
Ian Punnet reportedly is filling in for Wells on Sat Dec 28...


Excellent!  Maybe Scrader and an occasional Punnett could replace JBW.   ;)

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4098 on: December 15, 2013, 07:31:12 PM »
True, they make me question the value of freedom of speech.  Most Americans are too stupid to be able to tell fact from fiction, so these loons have a steady supply of drones who gobble up their shit.  I would like to lock them all in a room and burn them alive, but that would be too honorable a demise for them.
No kidding... most Americans are just stupid.  Thank God we have brilliant, tolerant people such as yourself to save us from ourselves and having to make our own choices.  Where would we be if we did not have such great leaders to tell us what to think?  Should our conclusions and beliefs deviate from yours, hopefully one day you can exterminate us for our own good through a purifying fire. ::)


Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4099 on: December 15, 2013, 07:46:02 PM »
I think JBW knew he pushed it a little too far last night. His parting words were something along the lines of "Until next Saturday . . . hopefully. But if I suddenly drop off the radar, you can find me at CaravanToMidnight.com."

When George called into Gabcast, didn't he say that the only rule Premiere had on C2C was that they weren't allowed to say the name "Obama"?

Dice turned the show into an Obama-bashing party last night. He also urged people to listen to more wholesome music "like Carrie Underwood."

Good times.

It is pretty hard to do a show about current events without "obama bashing". 

The material pretty much writes itself. 

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4100 on: December 15, 2013, 07:57:37 PM »
No kidding... most Americans are just stupid.



Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4101 on: December 15, 2013, 08:19:33 PM »



You do realize that those are European electrical sockets.   German unearthed to be exact.

But, what do I know.  I'm an American.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4102 on: December 15, 2013, 08:48:03 PM »
You do realize that those are European electrical sockets.   German unearthed to be exact.

But, what do I know.  I'm an American.
Nice catch.  Somehow that makes the picture and caption that much better.  I wonder what brands of beer we would find if the picture was a high enough quality to enlarge the picture clearly?

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4103 on: December 15, 2013, 08:55:38 PM »
Here's a video of John Lear listening to John B Wells and Mark Dice show:

CTC with John B. Wells Dec. 15th. 2013

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4104 on: December 15, 2013, 09:01:30 PM »
I wonder what brands of beer we would find if the picture was a high enough quality to enlarge the picture clearly?

I ran them through Ultradelta Hi-fi scan on my Photoshop rig and while I can't identify the brand, I do know that one of the beverages is a form of Pumpkin beer.


Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4105 on: December 15, 2013, 09:09:44 PM »
Jesus spoke of feeding the poor.....He fed his followers. He lived off the kindness of others who offered their food and home, among other very "socialist" ideals. No, Jesus would not be a capitalist. Nope. Should someone read John B. Un-Wells the words of Jesus from the New Testament? Half these right wing wackos don't read the Bible. All for show.


I don't know what Gospel you're reading, but there are clear pro-Capitalist statements from Jesus.

I won't bore you with the shitty King James translation. Let's go right to the original Latin which Jesus Rex himself spoke, shall we?:

Veniat dilectus meus in hortum suum,
et comedat fructum pomorum suorum.
Veni in hortum meum, soror mea, sponsa;
messui myrrham meam cum aromatibus meis;
comedi favum cum melle meo;
bibi vinum meum cum lacte meo;
comedite, amici, et bibite,
et inebriamini, carissimi.

 - Gospel of Matthew, 19:5

Of course, if you read the English translation it will come off sounding like Jesus is advocating tree-murder, but in the Latin it clearly makes a profound argument for free markets and this is why Adam Smith used the passage to preface the Latin edition of Das Kapital. Whether you agree with Capitalism or not as an economic system, it is clear that the Jesus was an ardent Capitalist and there is utterly zero contradiction between his pataphysics and orthodox, Austrian-style Libertarian free marketism espoused by Ron Paul, David Lynch and Quentin Tarantino.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4106 on: December 15, 2013, 09:15:34 PM »


Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4107 on: December 15, 2013, 09:32:57 PM »
It is pretty hard to do a show about current events without "obama bashing". 

The material pretty much writes itself.

Personally, it was never as good as the good old stupid baboon faced Bush 43 days. Now those were all great material. The best....and the worst president in recent history and the most devastating to this country.

Of course, you wouldn't see it that way.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4108 on: December 15, 2013, 09:41:24 PM »
Personally, it was never as good as the good old stupid baboon faced Bush 43 days. Now those were all great material. The best....and the worst president in recent history and the most devastating to this country.

Of course, you wouldn't see it that way.
Yep, 43 was funny.
44, not so much.

Re: John B. Wells
« Reply #4109 on: December 15, 2013, 09:50:05 PM »
...  I wonder what brands of beer we would find if the picture was a high enough quality to enlarge the picture clearly?


My thoughts exactly