Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Grov505th]

unless you're arab.

I was in Kuwait International Airport and had to use one of these.....was not fun times. Also the one next to it looked like someone had a water fight it in it....they even sprayed the ceiling.
With water...not poo....

[maureen]

A Mexican saying: God made us with holes so that we don't explode!

... for those scatalogical moments.

[b_dubb]

http://disinfo.com/2015/05/4-archetypes-psilocybin-clip/

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I was in Kuwait International Airport and had to use one of these.....was not fun times. Also the one next to it looked like someone had a water fight it in it....they even sprayed the ceiling.
With water...not poo....

My father spent a year or two working in Malaysia.  They had western style toilets, but the Malay workers would stand on the seats with their dirty work boots and squat, and then I think spray everything with water.

[Grov505th]

My father spent a year or two working in Malaysia.  They had western style toilets, but the Malay workers would stand on the seats with their dirty work boots and squat, and then I think spray everything with water.

Dont get me started...they do that here at KAF.  We had to have posters in the Latrines showing where and how to poop. Also to not wash your underwear in the sink and how to take a shower.
It was kinda like a bad Bill Cosby Skit....First Take off your clothes....then get into Shower and turn on water..........

[Camazotz Automat]

Watched a movie called Broken City. A scene very much reminded of the prevalent philosophy exhibited at bellgab.

Ex-cop Mark Wahlberg is summoned to meet the mayor. At the security check point, he puts his keys and other metals in the tray before walking through the metal detector.

The guard says, "You're acting very nervous about something."

Wahlberg replies, "It must be the bomb I shoved up my ass."

He is detained.

[wr250]

My father spent a year or two working in Malaysia.  They had western style toilets, but the Malay workers would stand on the seats with their dirty work boots and squat, and then I think spray everything with water.

that wasnt water, just so you know.

[albrecht]

Man Named Bacon Arrested Over Fight Over Sausage
http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2015/05/man_named_bacon_charged_in_fight_over_last_piece_of_sausage_cops_say.html

ps: I recall France used to have those squat hole type toilets in some places but this was awhile ago.

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAvQp-Uk5I

[Nick el Ass]

Man Named Bacon Arrested Over Fight Over Sausage
http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2015/05/man_named_bacon_charged_in_fight_over_last_piece_of_sausage_cops_say.html

ps: I recall France used to have those squat hole type toilets in some places but this was awhile ago.

Only in Indiana.


Woman stabbed in eye with fork for taking the last rib.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/05/29/woman-stabbed-with-fork-for-taking-last-rib-police-say/

[Heather Wade]

Only in Indiana.


Woman stabbed in eye with fork for taking the last rib.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/05/29/woman-stabbed-with-fork-for-taking-last-rib-police-say/

Yeah, I saw that story.  Those must have been some very tasty ribs.

[albrecht]

Yeah, I saw that story.  Those must have been some very tasty ribs.

It would appear the Pork Producers' marketing campaign over the recent years is very effective as it seems frequent stories about people fighting over pork products. Just imagine the level of violence in places like ISIS controlled territories if they also ate pork- adding another level of depravity to their already ultra-violent culture!

[onan]

Yeah, I saw that story.  Those must have been some very tasty ribs.

Ribs in eye sauce... that's my "look" at it.

[Heather Wade]

Ribs in eye sauce... that's my "look" at it.

This whole story has a real Hannibal Lecter feel to it.

[aldousburbank]

Only in Indiana.

I guess my theory that nobody actually even lives in Indiana has been largely discredited.

[b_dubb]

Only in Indiana.


Woman stabbed in eye with fork for taking the last rib.


http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/05/29/woman-stabbed-with-fork-for-taking-last-rib-police-say/

Shit.  If that had happened in the South they would have gone after her with a chainsaw.

[b_dubb]

This whole story has a real Hannibal Lecter feel to it.

Really? Whose ribs were they?  The Gubner of Indiana's?

[Heather Wade]

Really? Whose ribs were they?  The Gubner of Indiana's?

Seems to me eyeball is a delicacy only Hannibal would enjoy.   

[Yorkshire pud]

Mine was 'Go away little girl' Steve Lawrence.

Conception was Elvis Presley 'Good luck Charm'...

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

[Eddie Coyle]

Mine was 'Go away little girl' Steve Lawrence.

Conception was Elvis Presley 'Good luck Charm'...

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

    Love doing this exercise with Billboard Chart books. I'm saddled with Captain and Tennille's "Love Will Keep Us Together" for birth. Conception was Olivia Newton John's "I Honestly Love You".

      Schlock stew.

[Camazotz Automat]

It should be a mandatory state law in Texas that all motor vehicles act as mobile dehumidifiers and capture all their AC condensation, to be shunted over to a ten gallon on board water tank that is emptied into fuel station water collection tanks while buying gasoline.

The program would be phased in, implemented with the excessive, tightly held BILLIONS in the Texas "rainy day" fund.

This damn humidity is insufferable.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

    Love doing this exercise with Billboard Chart books. I'm saddled with Captain and Tennille's "Love Will Keep Us Together" for birth. Conception was Olivia Newton John's "I Honestly Love You".

      Schlock stew.

Try seeing if the number 1 song in England or Australia is a better fit.

Well Coyle, it looks like the UK has brought you 10CC's "I'm Not In Love"
http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/19750629/7501

[bateman]

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

Oh dear god.


https://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A

[Eddie Coyle]

Try seeing if the number 1 song in England or Australia is a better fit.

Well Coyle, it looks like the UK has brought you 10CC's "I'm Not In Love"
http://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/19750629/7501

   A significant upgrade and then some. Thank you, United Kingdom.

    Number one album in America for my birth was Elton John's Captain Fantastic...

[PB the Deplorable]

Turns out there were apparently no good tunes in the year I was born.

Which would be easier to explain if I had been born in the musical desert of the 1980s or 90s

[b_dubb]

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

https://youtu.be/Xg2vMrDzoXM

[coaster]

Oh dear god.

haha. I wonder if these songs were playing while we were all being conceived....
Mine was Rick Springfield's 1981 song Jessie's Girl.

[Camazotz Automat]

Mine was 'Go away little girl' Steve Lawrence.

Conception was Elvis Presley 'Good luck Charm'...

http://playback.fm/birthday-song

Attempted to look up birthday song, but when I entered the year, it taxed the system and forwarded me to a website instructing one on how to construct bullroarers and flutes from "from your native materials, including human bone and tissue."

I am calling my song/sounds Aboriginal Gas - unplugged.

[onan]

Oh dear god.

Oh, have I got you beat.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbhKSRqL2qg

[jazmunda]

I guess it's only appropriate that this is my song:


https://youtu.be/qe1ScoePqVA