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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Louisiana "Witch Doctor" Jailed For Aiding Texas Cocaine Cartels
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Omigie persuaded the narcos that his “juju,” as it is known in Nigeria, could ensure the safety of their product and operations through his readings, his massages with magic ointments, magic belts and amulets, and his “magic coconuts.” The traffickers would also slash their skin with razors, to which Omigie would apply magic topical powders, and they were also directed to have chats with supernatural stones Omigie gave them.
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http://www.texasmonthly.com/daily-post/louisiana-witch-doctor-jailed-aiding-texas-cocaine-cartels

The same article has a serial killer I had never heard of:
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Matamoros-based serial-killing drug cult of Adolfo de Jesus Constanzo and Sara Maria Aldrete.
In 1989, they were responsible for the Matamoros spring break kidnapping and murder of UT pre-med student Mark Kilroy. When authorities raided their ranch in rural Tamaulipas, they found fifteen more mutilated bodies. All had been sacrificed to protect drug shipments, thanks to the ever-more-bloodthirsty tenets of Constanzo’s self-created “religion” that combined elements of African faiths transported to his mother’s native Cuba, Haiti (where his mother used to take him as a child), and Mexican brujeria."

Catsmile

LIVE! Spec Sheet Today NAO! May 26, 2015 8:00PM Eastern - 5:00PM.
Come hang out here: http://ufoship.com/chat/

Paradox

The friggin' interactive radar for KXAN is down.  It is the only one locally and I depend on it.

AND I missed Spec Sheet. I am not happy.  Wait.  Maybe I didn't.  I think I am listening right now. 





albrecht

He is no Nick Nolte or Glen Campbell but as a DUI mugshot goes it is up there with the best of them!
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/entertainment/sam-shephard-arrest-dui-feat/index.html

analog kid

The Point Blank remake will be hugely successful, provided one of the actors dies before the release.



Planet Earth now has a flag.
One world government, NWO, apocalypse soon to follow.

http://www.iflscience.com/space/planet-earth-now-has-flag




Heather Wade

Quote from: MV on May 27, 2015, 10:33:36 PM
btw... good luck finding a toilet this clean anywhere in asia.

I don't think I'm comfortable with that margin of error.

jazmunda

I can't pee if I'm standing next to someone so I would be no chance doing #2 next to someone.

Talk about stage fright.


eyenoeyeno

Quote from: (Redacted) on May 27, 2015, 10:35:52 PM
I don't think I'm comfortable with that margin of error.

It seems very hazardous  to me as well


BobGrau

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on May 27, 2015, 09:06:28 PM
Planet Earth now has a flag.
One world government, NWO, apocalypse soon to follow.

http://www.iflscience.com/space/planet-earth-now-has-flag



looks like a stylised anus to me. But then, pretty much everything does.


Juan

Quote from: BobGrau on May 28, 2015, 04:45:33 AM
looks like a stylised anus to me. But then, pretty much everything does.
Dwayne Hoover would agree.

wr250

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on May 28, 2015, 05:22:37 AM
I wish I knew how to be the girl that someone, would ask out on a date someday.  Or have friends.  Or something. Holy fucking cow.
or at least I'd like to learn what it is about me that deflects humans so well.

i thought you were friends with the coolest hippie on the intertubes.

BobGrau

Quote from: eyenoeyeno on May 28, 2015, 05:22:37 AM
I wish I knew how to be the girl that someone, would ask out on a date someday.  Or have friends.  Or something. Holy fucking cow.
or at least I'd like to learn what it is about me that deflects humans so well.

Yeah, bellgab does that to you.

eyenoeyeno

Quote from: wr250 on May 28, 2015, 05:24:56 AM
i thought you were friends with the coolest hippie on the intertubes.
heck yes man. 

eyenoeyeno

Previous post removed for being too pathetic.
Quote from: wr250 on May 28, 2015, 05:24:56 AM
i thought you were friends with the coolest hippie on the intertubes.
You are correct sir

b_dubb

Quote from: (Redacted) on May 27, 2015, 10:35:52 PM
I don't think I'm comfortable with that margin of error.
Maybe one's a toilet and the other porcelain object is a bidet. I can't imagine relieving yourself in such close proximity to someone else. There's a chance for collateral damage.

On a related note: do they have Taco Bell in China?




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