Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Eddie Coyle]

Got to be rectal exams.

    Close! It's my Mountain Dew enemas list.

[jazmunda]

    Close! It's my Mountain Dew enemas list.

That was my second guess. I pictured you as a ginger ale kind of a guy.

[Camazotz Automat]

   Welcome to the party in my head...

   3/25/75(Tues) 5/15/75(Thu)
   4/19/76 (Mon)
   7/11/77 (Mon) 11/7/77  (Mon)
   3/26/78 (Sun)  6/13/78 (Tues)
   1979...none
   4/20/80 (Sun) 5/16/80 (Fri) 8/10/80 (Sun) 10/8/80 (Wed)
   3/27/81 (Fri) 9/9/81 (Wed)
   1982..none
   1983...none
   3/28/84 (Wed) 4/21/84 (Sat) 6/14/84 (Thu) 7/12/84 (Thu) 12/7/84 (Fri)
   5/17/85 (Fri)
   1986...none
   3/29/87 (Sun)
   4/22/88 (Fri) 8/11 (Thu) 11/8/88 (Tues)
   1989...none
   3/30/90 (Fri) 5/18/90 (Fri) 6/15/90 (Fri) 9/10/90 (Mon) 10/9/90 (Tues)
   7/13/91 (Sat)
   4/23/92 (Thu)
   3/31/93 (Wed)
   1994...none
    5/19/95 (Fri)
    4/24/96 (Wed) 6/16/96 (Sun) 8/12/96 (Mon) 12/8/96 (Sun)
    1997...none
    7/14/98  (Tues)
    9/11/99 (Sat)  11/9/99 (Tues)
   

Bless you, my son.  But I only asked how long has it been since your last confession, not how many times from '79 and '99.

Disturbing the priest indeed.

[Heather Wade]

Disturbing the priest indeed.

But, Keeping the Faith.  If only sporadically.

[Eddie Coyle]

I pictured you as a ginger ale kind of a guy.

   Hold on, I'm getting that list ready.

 

Bless you, my son.  But I only asked how long has it been since your last confession, not how many times from '79 and '99.

Disturbing the priest indeed.

      +1000 for the Gillan era Sabbath reference.

        Last confession for this old heathen was December 16, 1987. A Wednesday, back when I was torn whether to watch The Equalizer or St. Elsewhere. Which would qualify as a "First World Problem" from 1987. Because even at 12, I had the viewing habits of an AARP member.

[paladin1991]

   Welcome to the party in my head...

   3/25/75(Tues) 5/15/75(Thu)
   4/19/76 (Mon)
   7/11/77 (Mon) 11/7/77  (Mon)
   3/26/78 (Sun)  6/13/78 (Tues)
   1979...none
   4/20/80 (Sun) 5/16/80 (Fri) 8/10/80 (Sun) 10/8/80 (Wed)
   3/27/81 (Fri) 9/9/81 (Wed)
   1982..none
   1983...none
   3/28/84 (Wed) 4/21/84 (Sat) 6/14/84 (Thu) 7/12/84 (Thu) 12/7/84 (Fri)
   5/17/85 (Fri)
   1986...none
   3/29/87 (Sun)
   4/22/88 (Fri) 8/11 (Thu) 11/8/88 (Tues)
   1989...none
   3/30/90 (Fri) 5/18/90 (Fri) 6/15/90 (Fri) 9/10/90 (Mon) 10/9/90 (Tues)
   7/13/91 (Sat)
   4/23/92 (Thu)
   3/31/93 (Wed)
   1994...none
    5/19/95 (Fri)
    4/24/96 (Wed) 6/16/96 (Sun) 8/12/96 (Mon) 12/8/96 (Sun)
    1997...none
    7/14/98  (Tues)
    9/11/99 (Sat)  11/9/99 (Tues)
   

What is this?  The dates for elective circumcisions? 

[b_dubb]

[PB the Deplorable]

What is this?  The dates for elective circumcisions?

2000 ... none
1/1/01 (Mon)...

[Eddie Coyle]

2000 ... none
1/1/01 (Mon)...

   Bingo!

   Welcome to the autism spectrum.

[Eddie Coyle]

  So, whose going to replace the guy who was supposed to be the new host of The Daily Show? Looks like he's another self inflicted Twitter fatality.

[albrecht]

  So, whose going to replace the guy who was supposed to be the new host of The Daily Show? Looks like he's another self inflicted Twitter fatality.

I wonder what Leibowitz thinks about this new guy's tweets? Has he made any public statements of support of the new guy?

[Eddie Coyle]

I wonder what Leibowitz thinks about this new guy's tweets? Has he made any public statements of support of the new guy?

    No comments from him yet, but he's probably busy reading the script to Big Daddy 2, so it's perfectly understandishable.

    Bill Simmons tweeted that Comedy Central failed in their attempt get a high profile host(Poehler or Louie CK) so they went cheap and no name. And apparently without digging that deep. CC doesn't seem to overextending themselves in supporting him, though...

   

[onan]

Oswald Patton may still have a chance!!!!

[Eddie Coyle]

Oswald Patton may still have a chance!!!!

  Comedy Central is going to stick with their choice. Well as of 3pm, they were still sticking with him. But it's an inauspicious start to say the least.

  No matter his viewpoint, Oswald had about as likely a shot at that gig as Gallagher and Larry The Cable Guy do. There's a Johnny Bravo element at play here.

[wr250]

its random, but its not stupid. the spec sheet is upon us, www.ufoship.com/chat

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

amusing...


The Camel Toe Song. Puppets

[bateman]

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3123d6/what_is_something_a_guest_did_at_your_home_that/cpxwzyf

Jaz, comment?

[Camazotz Automat]

   Bingo!

   Welcome to the autism spectrum.

It saddens me that Feb 29 will be never eligible. 


I have to close the automat very early tonight.

Bless the beasts and the children.

[Eddie Coyle]

It saddens me that Feb 29 will be never eligible. 

    My "More Leap Years" campaign/jihad will hopefully remedy this. For the children's sake.

[bateman]

[Camazotz Automat]

Using an old web button design program, I somehow ended up creating a depiction of a certain squirrel on night maneuvers, wearing experimental black ops equipment.

I call it "Zeebo Extreme."

While the button dressing was generated yesterday by the program, the mysterious subject himself was photographed by me in 1999.

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[Eddie Coyle]

   The War on Obesity, if successful, will probably lead to the cancellation of Family Feud.

[eyenoeyeno]

    Close! It's my Mountain Dew enemas list.

best fucking idea ever.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll leave that here...


http://youtu.be/Kyn4KJzbL3c

[aldousburbank]

A friend of mine is traveling Peru and whenever she is on a wifi network, as she currently is in Cuzco, we text message each other. This blows my mind.

[Eddie Coyle]

best fucking idea ever.

   Public acceptance of the Mountain Dew enema is burgeoning. Widespread by 2018.

[b_dubb]

http://tw1ns.viralnova.com/the-aylmer-twins/?mb=sga%20&ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2

[b_dubb]

   Public acceptance of the Mountain Dew enema is burgeoning. Widespread by 2018.

Your shit is Xtreme!

How do I TM that?

[Pale Horse]

   Public acceptance of the Mountain Dew enema is burgeoning. Widespread by 2018.

Vaccine-laced and Mandatory by 2022, hopefully.

[Pale Horse]

Your shit is Xtreme!