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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 07:56:24 PM

Eddie Coyle


   If there isn't a porn called "Jade Helm" with a Chinese gal as a stripper/assassin by summer, then clearly nobody is trying hard enough.




3OctaveFart

If you could only live on one breakfast cereal for the rest of your life, what would it be?


PChirp

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 27, 2015, 08:42:25 PM
If you could only live on one breakfast cereal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

That's an easy one...Quisp all the way.

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 27, 2015, 08:42:25 PM
If you could only live on one breakfast cereal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

roasted oats with raw cashews and honey. not off the shelf, but an inexpensive bulk purchase of each.

b_dubb

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 27, 2015, 08:42:25 PM
If you could only live on one breakfast cereal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
why isn't there a nutella cereal?



MV/Liberace!

Quote from: The General on March 25, 2015, 03:12:03 PM
Oooh.. I like the way you think. 
Dong Gongs or Ding Dongs?  Hmmmm.

I can't suggest it, I wish I could.  The moderator even blocked my profile so I can't even message her.  I guess I'm just really that menacing.  Yep.  Some people find the phallus so threatening.  Even when they're huge, rubber, flaccid ones.

Please post a URL  to this group. I wanna joiiiiin.


pate

Bah, let the skyfall!

I can count to twelve:

Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation

Belay my comments there! 

Tha's RANDOM!

jazmunda

Quote from: pate on March 29, 2015, 02:55:16 AM
Bah, let the skyfall!

I can count to twelve:

Sesame Street: 12 And Pinball Animation

Belay my comments there! 

Tha's RANDOM!

That brings back memories. It was my favorite part of Sesame Street. Thanks for posting.

Heather Wade

I want to steal the Oriental rug from Shark Tank & give it to Aldous.


jazmunda

Everything about this 1970s Continental Airlines commercial is awesome.

http://youtu.be/wjZ0XMGuqAs

I just want to time warp back to a time when you can go to a pub on an airplane.


b_dubb

Quote from: (Redacted) on March 29, 2015, 02:56:46 PM
I want to steal the Oriental rug from Shark Tank & give it to Aldous.
I'm reminded of the time some friends were out on a bender when it suddenly occurred to them to steal a large, heavy oriental rug out of the lobby of an upscale apartment building. They marched in, rolled it up and walked out. Years later a visitor remarked on the rug and asked how they had come by it. The visitor explained that the rug was easily worth $12k. Suddenly my friends were aware they had committed grand larceny and who knows what else. A few years later they were desperate for money and decided to sell the rug. They took it to a vendor in a nearby city and said it had belonged to his grandfather's estate. They were told to come back in an hour and he would have an offer. They left and decided to have a feast as they were half certain they'd be arrested and sent to jail. They returned to the vendor who had an envelope filled with $2000k waiting for them.

I doubt it was no more than a week before these fools were broke again and hard pressed to scrape together money for food.  Musicians.

I no longer maintain relations with these individuals.

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: jazmunda on March 29, 2015, 06:01:51 PM
Ok which one of you guys did this:

Courtroom chaos: Defendent eats his own feces

   Judge and jury should collectively yawn, say "is that all you got?" and then convict.

Heather Wade

Quote from: b_dubb on March 29, 2015, 06:17:32 PM
I'm reminded of the time some friends were out on a bender when it suddenly occurred to them to steal a large, heavy oriental rug out of the lobby of an upscale apartment building. They marched in, rolled it up and walked out. Years later a visitor remarked on the rug and asked how they had come by it. The visitor explained that the rug was easily worth $12k. Suddenly my friends were aware they had committed grand larceny and who knows what else. A few years later they were desperate for money and decided to sell the rug. They took it to a vendor in a nearby city and said it had belonged to his grandfather's estate. They were told to come back in an hour and he would have an offer. They left and decided to have a feast as they were half certain they'd be arrested and sent to jail. They returned to the vendor who had an envelope filled with $2000k waiting for them.

I doubt it was no more than a week before these fools were broke again and hard pressed to scrape together money for food.  Musicians.

I no longer maintain relations with these individuals.

So, you're not going to go with me to steal the rug? 




Bellgab is loading slow today!
I had to wait 30 seconds to make this post about a Canadian basketball player with the last name "Fuck"
Furious here. :)
"Guy Carbagiale Fuck needs a good nickname right about now. The college basketball player in Medicine Hat, Alta. wasn’t allow to be called by his last name, which is pronounced “foo-key.”

“I played in a very small city,” Fuck said to CBS News. “To avoid community conflict, they asked me to go by my first and middle name.”"


http://www.sportsgrid.com/ncaa-basketball/no-fucking-way-this-kids-name-is-fuck/

Foo-key Me?!  No Foo-key You!

Eddie Coyle

   Welcome to the party in my head...

   3/25/75(Tues) 5/15/75(Thu)
   4/19/76 (Mon)
   7/11/77 (Mon) 11/7/77  (Mon)
   3/26/78 (Sun)  6/13/78 (Tues)
   1979...none
   4/20/80 (Sun) 5/16/80 (Fri) 8/10/80 (Sun) 10/8/80 (Wed)
   3/27/81 (Fri) 9/9/81 (Wed)
   1982..none
   1983...none
   3/28/84 (Wed) 4/21/84 (Sat) 6/14/84 (Thu) 7/12/84 (Thu) 12/7/84 (Fri)
   5/17/85 (Fri)
   1986...none
   3/29/87 (Sun)
   4/22/88 (Fri) 8/11 (Thu) 11/8/88 (Tues)
   1989...none
   3/30/90 (Fri) 5/18/90 (Fri) 6/15/90 (Fri) 9/10/90 (Mon) 10/9/90 (Tues)
   7/13/91 (Sat)
   4/23/92 (Thu)
   3/31/93 (Wed)
   1994...none
    5/19/95 (Fri)
    4/24/96 (Wed) 6/16/96 (Sun) 8/12/96 (Mon) 12/8/96 (Sun)
    1997...none
    7/14/98  (Tues)
    9/11/99 (Sat)  11/9/99 (Tues)
   

aldousburbank

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 30, 2015, 08:53:59 PM
   Welcome to the party in my head...

   3/25/75(Tues) 5/15/75(Thu)
   4/19/76 (Mon)
   7/11/77 (Mon) 11/7/77  (Mon)
   3/26/78 (Sun)  6/13/78 (Tues)
   1979...none
   4/20/80 (Sun) 5/16/80 (Fri) 8/10/80 (Sun) 10/8/80 (Wed)
   3/27/81 (Fri) 9/9/81 (Wed)
   1982..none
   1983...none
   3/28/84 (Wed) 4/21/84 (Sat) 6/14/84 (Thu) 7/12/84 (Thu) 12/7/84 (Fri)
   5/17/85 (Fri)
   1986...none
   3/29/87 (Sun)
   4/22/88 (Fri) 8/11 (Thu) 11/8/88 (Tues)
   1989...none
   3/30/90 (Fri) 5/18/90 (Fri) 6/15/90 (Fri) 9/10/90 (Mon) 10/9/90 (Tues)
   7/13/91 (Sat)
   4/23/92 (Thu)
   3/31/93 (Wed)
   1994...none
    5/19/95 (Fri)
    4/24/96 (Wed) 6/16/96 (Sun) 8/12/96 (Mon) 12/8/96 (Sun)
    1997...none
    7/14/98  (Tues)
    9/11/99 (Sat)  11/9/99 (Tues)
   
This is when you got laid?

Eddie Coyle

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 30, 2015, 09:58:21 PM
This is when you got laid?

    No,on that list there's way too many dates, and recent ones at that, to represent my got laid incidents.

jazmunda

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on March 30, 2015, 08:53:59 PM
   Welcome to the party in my head...

   3/25/75(Tues) 5/15/75(Thu)
   4/19/76 (Mon)
   7/11/77 (Mon) 11/7/77  (Mon)
   3/26/78 (Sun)  6/13/78 (Tues)
   1979...none
   4/20/80 (Sun) 5/16/80 (Fri) 8/10/80 (Sun) 10/8/80 (Wed)
   3/27/81 (Fri) 9/9/81 (Wed)
   1982..none
   1983...none
   3/28/84 (Wed) 4/21/84 (Sat) 6/14/84 (Thu) 7/12/84 (Thu) 12/7/84 (Fri)
   5/17/85 (Fri)
   1986...none
   3/29/87 (Sun)
   4/22/88 (Fri) 8/11 (Thu) 11/8/88 (Tues)
   1989...none
   3/30/90 (Fri) 5/18/90 (Fri) 6/15/90 (Fri) 9/10/90 (Mon) 10/9/90 (Tues)
   7/13/91 (Sat)
   4/23/92 (Thu)
   3/31/93 (Wed)
   1994...none
    5/19/95 (Fri)
    4/24/96 (Wed) 6/16/96 (Sun) 8/12/96 (Mon) 12/8/96 (Sun)
    1997...none
    7/14/98  (Tues)
    9/11/99 (Sat)  11/9/99 (Tues)
   

Got to be rectal exams. :P

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