Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

These are hysterical.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/19/6533493/car-commercials-from-the-1980s-were-completely-insane

[albrecht]

These are hysterical.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/19/6533493/car-commercials-from-the-1980s-were-completely-insane

Hilarious. I remember some of them. Back when ad men worked and were creative and cheesey! I recall seeing the ad when the Taurus first came out and saying "who the hell would want to buy a car that looks all round like that." Shows I don't know what car customers want because Ford sold a heck of a lot of them!

[b_dubb]

Ford LEASED a lot of those. Fleet vehicles for businesses. And they weren't made well so they didn't stay on the road very long

[Treading Water]

Since when did DQ sell ice cream?

Sorry, frozen lard based ice cream "food."

[wr250]

Sorry, frozen lard based ice cream "food."

mmmmmm lard ...

[BattyBrooke]

Ok, nominated for best post of the day, of course.   


thats because Chine has the alter ego of squirrel girl

Squirrel Girl is real?!?!! People in my neighborhood (mostly the kids) call me Squirrel Girl because of the squirrels I feed and the embarassing lengths to which I go for a few of them (long story) but I thought they made the name up! She really is real! This made my day.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

These are hysterical.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/19/6533493/car-commercials-from-the-1980s-were-completely-insane

I suddenly have the urge to buy a 1984 corvette.

[zeebo]

Sorry, frozen lard based ice cream "food."

Um, excuse me, lard is food.   I'm gonna go grab me a scoop outta the tub right now.

[zeebo]

Squirrel Girl is real?!?!! ...

So the legends are true!   

[b_dubb]

These are hysterical.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/19/6533493/car-commercials-from-the-1980s-were-completely-insane

Well no wonder Nancy Reagan launched the War on Drugs. These commercials clearly demonstrate the destructive power of the cocaine on ad executives brains. Scary stuff.

[Chine]

So the legends are true!   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

As we learned yesterday, don't ask Dairy Queen to put a photo on your ice cream cake.

agreed. anything less than rainbow lettering for the greeting shows pure amateur work. then again, it's DQ.
yer such a spender. 

[pate]

http://youtu.be/79UdOJCuFa0

Watch for the handshake fail at 0:26.

I'm not sure who has more brain cells.

George Noory and Gary Busey - Meeting of the Great Minds

had to stop reading this and comment here.  A 'failed fistbump' someone says?

How do you explain this: (start at 0:33 or 0:34 and tell me it isn't a melding of Noory and Busey)


Nazis at the Center of the Earth

Find the movie on Netflix or any other local peddler of filth and watch it.  Try to stay awake through the whole thing and you WILL see...

Jaz, I am a bit disturbed that you have this in your fap file...  Evil should be destroyed...

I burn my eyes out (actually just the one left as yesterday was talk like a pirate day or something)

edit: start the second video somewhere beyond belief while the first is still playing and I imagine you have a treat, if you start it at the right thyme...

edit:edit: had to add a missing colon or ':"

edit:edit:edit ; my own personal (incessant) replaying of the second video while the first is going on should be no indicator of one's own personal experience, but it could be haunting...  Oh the evil...

[pate]

Gary Busey is THAT ugly, and George Noory is THAT retarded...

Transmission ends....

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

That must've been my evil twin Morbo.  He probably dyed his fur to evade the law - he's wanted for investment fraud.  Don't let him talk you into any acorn futures.

I think Morbo is diversifying from acorn futures.  I just saw him stealing from my apple tree today.

[b_dubb]

https://twitter.com/disinfo/status/513478173250834432

Troooth

[eyenoeyeno]

Electric stoves suck. Electric bicycles rule.

[zeebo]

I think Morbo is diversifying from acorn futures.  I just saw him stealing from my apple tree today.

He's fallen on hard times again I presume, another scheme gone bust after all his wild lifestyle binges.  I mean how many Ferraris does a squirrel actually need?

[UnscreenedCaller]

I mean how many Ferraris does a squirrel actually need?

[Camazotz Automat]

Cover art and track listing for Pink Floyd's new album The Endless River. Was surprised and happy to see that someone (Aubrey Powell) from Hipgnosis was still around and involved in the cover art process.

track listing:

SIDE 1
Things Left Unsaid
It’s What We Do
Ebb And Flow

SIDE 2
Sum
Skins
Unsung
Anisina

SIDE 3
The Lost Art of Conversation
On Noodle Street
Night Light
Allons-y (1)
Autumn’68
Allons-y (2)
Talkin’ Hawkin’

SIDE 4
Calling
Eyes To Pearls
Surfacing
Louder Than Words


http://radio.com/2014/09/22/pink-floyd-the-endless-river-album-cover-artwork/

[Camazotz Automat]

As we learned yesterday, don't ask Dairy Queen to put a photo on your ice cream cake.

You should have gone with Hipgnosis.  But nooooooooooo.... you had to go with DQ.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

He's fallen on hard times again I presume, another scheme gone bust after all his wild lifestyle binges.  I mean how many Ferraris does a squirrel actually need?

I just know I'd better not find a cache of cars next time I'm digging in my backyard.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Who did that squirrel just run over?

[zeebo]

Well yeah, I mean of course you need at least one.   

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[pate]

Part 3 - Aliens (Episode 1)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If your clock says 11:11 every time you look at it, it's a sign. 
A sign that your clock is broken.

[Yorkshire pud]

"A material dubbed the darkest substance on earth is being used creatively by internationally acclaimed artist Sir Anish Kapoor.
Vantablack, developed by Surrey Nanosystems, uses complex technology to ensure that over 99% of the light that hits its surface is absorbed"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29326916

[zeebo]

If your clock says 11:11 every time you look at it, it's a sign. 
A sign that your clock is broken.

or maybe your brain

[bateman]

Ryan from The OC is Jim Gordon on Gotham. Not sure how I feel about this.