Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[onan]

You think they graduated?

That would have to happen. That bus can only hold so many.

[McPhallus]

I refuse to ride in a car with a fuzzy pink mustache affixed to the front end.  Even if it really is cheaper than a cab.

[steelbot]

where o where has aldous gone
Why did you leave us here all alone?
we searched the world over,
And thought we found aldous
he met another and
Phht! he was gone.

Nice, i've tried to reach out to him too and have not been able to reach him.  I do hope things are going ok for him.

[Catsmile]

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[Imconfused]

You should see number 10 downing street:

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How come this doesn't even surprise me?

[Yorkshire pud]

The Commonwealth games have opened today in Glasgow (That's in Scotland, just north of England, in Britishshire)

Anyway, which sport are you suited for? I came out as 1, Table Tennis, 2, Badminton and 3, Squash.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28062001

[wr250]

[West of the Rockies]

I quit my job a week ago to go to school full time.  It was a decent sales job and I worked from home but I grew to hate it.  I hope there is something good for me out there when this is over.

What are you studying?  Hopefully, there are jobs on the far end of your degree.  If I were to do it over again, I would not get a degree in English.

[MV/Liberace!]

Last night I was running through alphabet flash cards with my daughter who will be 2 in September.  She can name almost every letter, and the ones she can't name are apparently pronounced "mun-'jah".  I suppose "munjah" comes somewhere between G and flrhhrshldf.

With the contents of this story in mind, thankfully she's not turning 14 in September.  I'd be searching for the lead paint chips if she were.

[Tarbaby]

Pretty soon she'll be ahead of you on the flashcards! ;-)

[Treading Water]

Pretty soon she'll be ahead of you on the flashcards! ;-)

Pretty soon she'll be stopping by the Spec Sheet..."Nope, that's not how you do it.  Fixed it."   

[bateman]

http://twentytwowords.com/11-week-old-lion-cub-blast-playing-pile-leaves-8-pictures/

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

http://twentytwowords.com/11-week-old-lion-cub-blast-playing-pile-leaves-8-pictures/

That made my day--thanks for sharing! 

[Catsmile]

Dis right prace! Y U raff?

[albrecht]

Why would this make international news? Except for C2C and hysterical "end times" believers? Especially since you can't say today is a "slow news day" with all the wars, plane crashes, illegal alien crisis, and economic news.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/river-china-mysteriously-turns-bloody-red-overnight/story?id=24715670
End of Days? Seals are opening? Blood Moons? Mahdi arising? Or, as the article finally says:

"there is a paper manufacturer, a food coloring company and clothing-maker a long the river. The bureau is still investigating the incident."

[WildCard]

I can understand some of my medical chart -

"The patient refused autopsy. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission."
http://www.drugstudy.md/bloopers.html

But, ABITHAD, GOMER, and TOBAS?! WTF is this?!
http://www.medilexicon.com/?page=humorousabbreviations&title=Humorous+Medical+Abbreviations

Yeah Google, bitch!

[HorrorRetro]

I was deep in the forest today, searching for an old logging ghost town, when Mt. Rainier made an appearance through the trees. I never did find the ghost town. 

http://ginagothejackson.smugmug.com/Pacific-Northwest-Nature/i-p7gBzjH/A

[UnscreenedCaller]

I was deep in the forest today, searching for an old logging ghost town, when Mt. Rainier made an appearance through the trees. I never did find the ghost town. 

http://ginagothejackson.smugmug.com/Pacific-Northwest-Nature/i-p7gBzjH/A

Stunning photos, HR! You really could do a coffee table art  book of Washington state photos, they are that gorgeous. Makes me want to put Washington on my 'must visit' list. Thank you for sharing them.

[b_dubb]

I was deep in the forest today, searching for an old logging ghost town, when Mt. Rainier made an appearance through the trees. I never did find the ghost town. 

http://ginagothejackson.smugmug.com/Pacific-Northwest-Nature/i-p7gBzjH/A

You really have an eye.  Great photos

[HorrorRetro]

Stunning photos, HR! You really could do a coffee table art  book of Washington state photos, they are that gorgeous. Makes me want to put Washington on my 'must visit' list. Thank you for sharing them.

You really have an eye.  Great photos

Thank you! I'm pretty disappointed I couldn't locate the ghost town, but I'll try again sometime soon. We did have one minor scare lol. We were deep in the Capital Forest, and this whole area is Sasquatch territory, as we came around a bend, there was some knocking on trees. You always hear that that's one sign there's one around you. Didn't see anything, but I let out a
little scream of "Oh, hell no!"    Was hoping to catch a pic, but not this time, I guess.

[b_dubb]

https://twitter.com/disinfo/status/493214572350668800

Never go swimming in China

[UnscreenedCaller]

https://twitter.com/disinfo/status/493214572350668800

Never go swimming in China

Holy crap on a triscuit, that thing ought to come with registry identifying numbers. 

I think Australia is getting a little competition in the disgustingly huge bug area.

Thank you! I'm pretty disappointed I couldn't locate the ghost town, but I'll try again sometime soon. We did have one minor scare lol. We were deep in the Capital Forest, and this whole area is Sasquatch territory, as we came around a bend, there was some knocking on trees. You always hear that that's one sign there's one around you. Didn't see anything, but I let out a
little scream of "Oh, hell no!"    Was hoping to catch a pic, but not this time, I guess.

If you do snap that photo, you'll be set for life. On the other hand, you'll also hear from Jorch. It would be perfect if you could borrow eddie dean's Noory soundboard so he could talk to himself on the phone. He'd never notice, either.

[ziznak]

I was deep in the forest today, searching for an old logging ghost town, when Mt. Rainier made an appearance through the trees. I never did find the ghost town. 

http://ginagothejackson.smugmug.com/Pacific-Northwest-Nature/i-p7gBzjH/A

I must agree with the others these are uhmazeeeen

[b_dubb]

http://www.cnn.com/2014/07/25/world/europe/stranger-than-fiction-joan-fontcuberta/index.html?hpt=hp_c4

[NefariousBanana]

I haven't been on BellGab in forever, feels like almost a year.

I made an Art Bell bumper music on Spotify, thinking of publishing it for everyone.

I went to a Welcome to Night Vale performance last Tuesday, it was fun.  Ironically, it was in the same venue Snoory had a live show last March.

[BattyBrooke]

I spent most of my day on Vine, silently ridiculing people. Then I made two of my own videos. Why, yes, I certainly am a hypocrit.

[BattyBrooke]

I went to a Welcome to Night Vale performance last Tuesday, it was fun.  Ironically, it was in the same venue Snoory had a live show last March.

Welcome to Nightvale records live?! Did you see Carlos?! What is this sorcery you speak of?

[Grov505th]

Its weird...everyday here seems the same....hell I forgot what day it was and was worried I was late to go fly.....

[wr250]

twenty dumbest questions on twitter.
jewels like "what state is toronto in" and so forth.
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/20-dumbest-questions-ever-asked-twitter

and here is 23 more : http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/23-dumbest-tweets-ever-tweeted

some moron posted a pic of their SS card, and another of their debit card (and told the code from the back). numbers in full view.

[Yorkshire pud]

twenty dumbest questions on twitter.
jewels like "what state is toronto in" and so forth.

Millions of people died to protect the gene pool of these examples of idiocy. There should be an aptitude test before they're allowed anything that uses electricity, oil, gas, is sharp; in fact anything. The really scary thing is, is they're allowed to breed, vote and share oxygen. They know how to pout for their self portraits but there's a stupid bint asking if twins take 18 months to gestate?

I could say how I really feel but I don't want to be accused of being in favour of selective breeding.