Topic: Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[bateman]

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[Swishypants]

I like Banana Splits and have not had one in years. That is wrong. I should find and buy a Banana Split!

[PB the Deplorable]

I like Banana Splits... That is wrong...

[Walks_At_Night]

But it'll do for a Wednesday



Kudos to the first dude up the ladder..........

[Swishypants]

I've been to China. There was a stair case to the right of them. This is how the Chinese peasantry are. The Chinese you meet in the US are all from upper-crust families and all Chinese Military Officers. They are not allowed to come to the US unless they are from those families and have completed two years Military service and are trained in intelligence. I'm not bullshitting here.

The peasantry do not even have the common sense to wait in a line! Brutal little heathens that are only kept in line by threat of death, and life is cheap in China.

[Taaroa]

High quality journalism 

[Walks_At_Night]

lots of Admiral Ackbars when the anti-tank missile hits paydirt

[wr250]

Swishypants  came from Miami F L A
Hitchhiked her way across to Bellgab, U S A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side,"
Said "Hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side."

MV came from out on the Island
On the microphone he was just everybody's darling
But he never lost his voice
Even when a ginger was his cohost choice
He says, hey baby, take a walk on the Bellgab side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
And swishy's harem girls go

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Little Curtis never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A tech show here and a spec sheet  there
Indianapolis is the place where they said
"Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said hey Curtis, take a walk on the Bellgab side

Dr. md md  came and hit the polls
Looking for soul food and a place to troll
Went to the falkie thread
You should have seen him go go go
They said "Hey sugar, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
I said "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side" alright, huh

Wr250, he is just speeding away
Thought he was MV for a day
Then you know that he had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
He said "Hey, babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
And Swishy's harem girls say

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

sung to the tune of lou reeds "Take a walk on the wild side"

[Lord Grantham]

Still getting power bills addressed to previous owner (dead since 2009) and the executor of her estate (who lived in a completely different house) at my new house.
The fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

[Dr. MD MD]

Swishypants  came from Miami F L A
Hitchhiked her way across to Bellgab, U S A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side,"
Said "Hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side."

MV came from out on the Island
On the microphone he was just everybody's darling
But he never lost his voice
Even when a ginger was his cohost choice
He says, hey baby, take a walk on the Bellgab side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
And swishy's harem girls go

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Little Curtis never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A tech show here and a spec sheet  there
Indianapolis is the place where they said
"Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said hey Curtis, take a walk on the Bellgab side

Dr. md md  came and hit the polls
Looking for soul food and a place to troll
Went to the falkie thread
You should have seen him go go go
They said "Hey sugar, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
I said "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side" alright, huh

Wr250, he is just speeding away
Thought he was MV for a day
Then you know that he had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
He said "Hey, babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
And Swishy's harem girls say

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

sung to the tune of lou reeds "Take a walk on the wild side"

My section is highly inaccurate as I've only posted in the Falkie thread probably a dozen times in the 2 years I've been posting here. You should've mentioned the DT thread instead. 

Also, does swishypants really rate first stanza?! I think not! 

[Swishypants]

Swishypants  came from Miami F L A
Hitchhiked her way across to Bellgab, U S A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side,"
Said "Hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side."

MV came from out on the Island
On the microphone he was just everybody's darling
But he never lost his voice
Even when a ginger was his cohost choice
He says, hey baby, take a walk on the Bellgab side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
And swishy's harem girls go

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Little Curtis never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A tech show here and a spec sheet  there
Indianapolis is the place where they said
"Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said hey Curtis, take a walk on the Bellgab side

Dr. md md  came and hit the polls
Looking for soul food and a place to troll
Went to the falkie thread
You should have seen him go go go
They said "Hey sugar, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
I said "Hey babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side" alright, huh

Wr250, he is just speeding away
Thought he was MV for a day
Then you know that he had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
He said "Hey, babe, take a walk on the Bellgab side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the Bellgab side"
And Swishy's harem girls say

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

sung to the tune of lou reeds "Take a walk on the wild side"

IT KNOWS! CALL THE AURIC UNIT NOW!!!

[aldousburbank]

Faith can move mountains but I think people should leave mountains where they are.

[Dr. MD MD]

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Still getting power bills addressed to previous owner (dead since 2009) and the executor of her estate (who lived in a completely different house) at my new house.
The fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

would you consider that it might be a paranormal issue?
are you a member of the catholic church?
do dogs bark at you?
do you have bad dreams and/or wet the bed?
have you recently visited Hawaii?
have you ever seen the 1985 film Brazil?

if you have seen the 1985 film Brazil, you would know how to solve this problem.
with red ink... stamp the bill "PAID". send it to the power company with a change of billing address. use the dead previous owners current address. be sure to include the section and plot numbers.

you're welcome. 

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

the fruit of knowledge of good and evil was a mushroom? 

[Jojo]

Still getting power bills addressed to previous owner (dead since 2009) and the executor of her estate (who lived in a completely different house) at my new house.
The fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

Several choices:
1.  Leave them sealed.  Write on front, "Return to sender" (you can add "deceased" or "not here").  Pop them back in the mail, no stamp needed.
2.  Hold them up to really bright light and see how your energy use compares to theirs!
3.  Use Google or whatever to find the executor's address.  Leave the vills sealed.  Write on the front, "Please forward to (executor's address).

[Dr. MD MD]

the fruit of knowledge of good and evil was a mushroom? 

I believe! Preach it, bro/sis(?)!!

[Jojo]

Faith can move mountains but I think people should leave mountains where they are.

I hate platitudes, too!  For every one, there is an opposite!

[Jojo]

I've been to China. There was a stair case to the right of them. This is how the Chinese peasantry are. The Chinese you meet in the US are all from upper-crust families and all Chinese Military Officers. They are not allowed to come to the US unless they are from those families and have completed two years Military service and are trained in intelligence. I'm not bullshitting here.

The peasantry do not even have the common sense to wait in a line! Brutal little heathens that are only kept in line by threat of death, and life is cheap in China.

Why do our leaders condone it?  We write off and sanction other countries, but never China.  We need jobs.  Things need to be made in America.

[Jojo]

Still getting power bills addressed to previous owner (dead since 2009) and the executor of her estate (who lived in a completely different house) at my new house.
The fuck am I supposed to do with this shit?

You must becoming up for air, you poor thing.  Eight years of that.  How busy ARE you?

[Jojo]

I like Banana Splits and have not had one in years. That is wrong. I should find and buy a Banana Split!

What is it about marachino cherry juice?  I've taken tranquilizers, but I imageine that is what it would feel like.  I always feel guilty because of the artificial color, and bec it seems selfish, but i usually just abscond with the whole jar!  I googled it, and malic acid is fun.  It's been in the candy Zotz from the eighties.  But i don't think malic acid and cherries alone explains the fix.

[albrecht]

What is it about marachino cherry juice?  I've taken tranquilizers, but I imageine that is what it would feel like.  I always feel guilty because of the artificial color, and bec it seems selfish, but i usually just abscond with the whole jar!  I googled it, and malic acid is fun.  It's been in the candy Zotz from the eighties.  But i don't think malic acid and cherries alone explains the fix.

For those without a sweet tooth but likes the salt you need to get hardcore and into the "other salts." No, not the bath salts that make junkies turn into zombies and eat someone's face off but the candy and drinks of ammonia chloride- salmiak! The kind used in "salty" licorice and things. An acquired taste, perhaps, but once hooked you can't go back- even if you try anise-based, normal black licorice, etc to try to ween oneself off them or because the real stuff is harder to find in your country/region.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrkisk_Peber (warning with all, keep container sealed- attracts water and will bind to each other if left unopened, particularly if bought in the volume tins.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakrisal (good for cough drop uses, especially in the menthol variety.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonium_chloride
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmiakki_Koskenkorva (note there are "homemade derivatives" that one can make with vodka, doppelkorn, etc using rotgut booze and candy, popular with teens in certain countries.)

[Swishypants]

God Damn Science Banana Split! WTF is wrong with you people? It's called Braums! That's it! Live life! Have fun!

JoJo! Kill the fat pervy family that has you captive with a shovel! Loot the joint and build a Mining Empire!



Any Freedom Fry that isn't CRINKLE CUT, is BULLLLLL SHIT!

Cheeseburger bun has a Swastika in it!

[bateman]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article184248578.html

[whoozit]

This place is starting to feel like a waterlogged corpse being fed on by a school of carp.

[Dr. MD MD]

This place is starting to feel like a waterlogged corpse being fed on by a school of carp.

I think maybe that's just you. When was the last time you showered? 

[Gd5150]

[bateman]

https://californiaoliveranch.com/olive-oil-101/how-to-taste/



No.

[Jojo]

For those without a sweet tooth but likes the salt you need to get hardcore and into the "other salts." No, not the bath salts that make junkies turn into zombies and eat someone's face off but the candy and drinks of ammonia chloride- salmiak! The kind used in "salty" licorice and things. An acquired taste, perhaps, but once hooked you can't go back- even if you try anise-based, normal black licorice, etc to try to ween oneself off them or because the real stuff is harder to find in your country/region.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrkisk_Peber (warning with all, keep container sealed- attracts water and will bind to each other if left unopened, particularly if bought in the volume tins.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakrisal (good for cough drop uses, especially in the menthol variety.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ammonium_chloride
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salmiakki_Koskenkorva (note there are "homemade derivatives" that one can make with vodka, doppelkorn, etc using rotgut booze and candy, popular with teens in certain countries.)

I've been researching this thing you said.  It seems so foreign to me, complex.  But very interesting.  The words sound so toxic but people eat it?

[Jojo]

GN 11/13/2197 20:06:34.  "Brain implant boosting human memories by mimicking how we learn.  An incredible story!  They are implanting the brain in human beings, in, its increasing their memory. Another remarkable, remarkable (tries to stifle laughter) story in medicine."

If he can laugh, I don't see why we shouldn't.  I hear newscasters make mistakes all the time.  But George's are so delicious!  Anyone who doesn't listen is missing some really good giggles!